SFTF

The Shit-Faced-to-Face crew tells you all you need to know about his years Oscar picks….without having seen them!Listen in astonishment as we use our powers of divination, scrying, and lycanthropy to fill you in on the plots of the Best Picture Nominees.No regular spoilers…though our descriptions may spoil the real films.This episode features red carpet appearances from MarisaDavidAlexand AustinOur theme song is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

“I’ve got your balls.” the immortal line from the film that nearly derailed the career of Gina Davis and did bankrupt a studio.It’s Cutthroat Island, the high adventure of swashes buckled and treasure….suckled…?This episode features AlexAustinMarisaand DavidOur theme music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

It’s-a me, and I’m-a drunk.How did this red hatted, be-overalled Italian stallion find his way into our pipes, our princesses, and our hearts?Join the Shit-Faced-to-Face crew and special guest Baloo to find out.Also….the Mario genocide connection you’ve all been clamoring for.This shining example of Shit-Faced-to-Face includes:Special guest Travis (Baloo)DavidMarisaEduardoAlexand AustinOur theme is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

You slip in the shower or fall down the stairs….who shows up to help?Paramedics, the folks that rush to save lives and maybe squirt people with juice.Check out the stories of our buddy Mike from his days as a paramedic.This episode featuresOur guest Mike,Austin and Davidand our second half guestsAlex, Marisa, Scott, and EduardoOur theme music is Pretend by Mallyssa BellarosaAnd our commercial break also features Inspiring Corporate by Scott Holmes

Can you even handle the Carter? As Wonder Woman 1984 comes out and celebrates the most wonderful woman of the Regan years, lets check in on the most wonderful woman of the Ford years.David and Marisa try to explain the plot of the 1975 pilot of Wonder Woman staring Linda Carter.As always our theme song is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa.Wonder Woman is a DC joint.

There’s nothing in the Bible that says Santa doesn’t have a dog!Join us on a delightful romp through the Christmas classic, Santa Buddies. Special Guests could include Christopher Lloyd, George Wendt, and a posthumous Tom Bosely. This episode of SFTF features:AlexAustinDavidMarisaOur theme music is Pretend by Malyssa Belarosa

Like so many words in the English language, sugaring is one with several meanings. Come and explore the sweet, sweet world of the many meanings of sugaring.Thanks to our guests:EricaMarisaAmandaMusic for this episode is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

Welcome to our brand new SFTF Comedy Club.Joining us for his SFTF Comedy debut is Austin.Music for this episode includes as always Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

PartiesRemember those?Fun times where people got together in large groups, and made merry?You remember how sometimes it would get weird or out of hand….well, the Shit Face-to-Face crew brings you tales of those before times.Thanks to:MarisaAustinDavideSalvation MercyAlexand Malyssa Bellarossa for our theme Pretend

Hop in your Way Back Machine as the Shit-Faced-to-Face gang learns about a holiday made famous by the Rugrats….and I guess one of the major religions of the world.This episode features:AustinDavidAlexOur theme music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

You said you would never return to the Cave of Time…well you’re full of shit!That bitch of a cave whirls you back to medieval England and you must solve the riddle that leads to the Forbidden Castle…but the king want’s its fortunes for himself and that fucker and his army is right behind you.Join Alex, Austin, David, Marisa, and Scott, as they go through a classic Choose Your Own Adventure tale…but drunk like.Our theme music is Pretend by Malyssa BellarosaAdditional music includes Land of a Folk Divided by Mid-Air-MachineThe Forbidden Castle is a novel by Edward Packard published by Bantam BooksThe illustrations come from the book and are by Paul Granger.Thank you all so much, and have a great Christmas!

Upset that your favorite bar or restaurant is closed, take out only, or totally different? Allow us to take you back to a simpler time when you could eat pizza, drink beer, pound shots, and have huge arguments in an Olive Garden.Thank you so much toDevonAustinMarisaDavidand AlexMusic by Malyssa Bellarosa

As we all hang out and have to huff our own farts through Zoom meetings, we should remember the fact that we used to meet up and go to work.Thanks so much to:DevonAustinMarisaMikeDavidAlexandraAlexFarts GarfunkleThank you so much to Malyssa Bellarosa for our theme song

Butt too itchy?But you don’t want to lose the satisfaction of scratching?Well now there is a better way!Goochbees!

Since folks are stuck inside and likely aren’t going on many dates, here are some yarns about that wonderful subject - hilarious first dates.This episode features stories fromMikeHaliMarisaDavidAlex (girl Alex)Alex (boy Alex)and AustinOur theme music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarossa

Tired of living in constant fear of having to choose between people seeing what you’re reading and eating foul tasting paper?Those days are behind you with Whitmans!

Step back into the past to a time when dragons walked the earth. You find yourself possessor of the Golden Sword of Dragonwalk, and with the legendary sword comes a mission. Will you join forces with the magician Merle? Here’s an extra wrinkle…your pretty drunk.Shit-Faced-to-Face presents, Booze your own Adventure: The Golden Sword of Dragon Walk.This episode includes the vocal talent of:AlexAmandaDavidand AustinOur theme music is Pretend by Malyssa BellarossaAdditional music includes Land of a Folk Divided by Mid Air Machine

Great seafood at great prices, with no hidden family tragedy….sounds like Shrimply’s.

Stone by day, warriors by night, these 90s cartoon icons raised some rock hard questions about our hosts.1994 was a year that saw a man with a goatee and a ponytail bring a bunch of monsters to life…those monsters….children watching ABC.Featuring:AustinAlex (girl Alex)Alex (boy Alex)AmandaMikeMusic includes Pretend by Malyssa Belarosa

Vice President to the stars!How is it that a man with such an incredibly sexy name could be the key to the corruption investigations that brought down an entire administration?Find out

Yes we do make the obligatory underwear joke, but we also find out about what it was like growing up in the Mormon Church from our friend Scott.Special Thanks to Scott for his wisdom, and his writing the interlude.SFTF intro music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

In the crustacean justice system, butter based offenses are considered especially heinous.Under the Sea, the dedicated detectives who investigate these fishy felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Lobster Unit. These are their stories.Image from Claw and Order of Boxi ParkText by Scott

I’ve seen an island, but Japan…now that’s an Island(s) I’d fish for.Hear how a whole lot of gods came up with some sayings that we all use each day.Staring:TrevorAustinDavidAlexMarisaThe music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

Presenting, Queen Wendy, first of her name, breaker of fast food chains, defender of all things fresh, never frozen.“The Clapback Queen” has been the ruler of Freshtovia since 1969, and defends the realm from the treacherous evils of those who practice the dark art of frozen beef.Her majesty entreats you to join her in the Fight Against Frozen Beef!

Stand up you Van Lards!Andrew joins us to discuss one of the top five card games on the market, and the anime that will show you how awesome it is, and how much of a perv you are for your mermaid fetish.Plus a public service announcement from Tara Reid.You can can check out Andrew’s original card game, Quest: Awakening of MeliorThis episode includes:AndrewDavidAustinAlexMarisaOur theme music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

Won’t you please help find Bobo? Brought to you by Scott Avery for City Commissioner

Sure you can be yourself, or you can use, “interesting, field-tested, proven material.”Here’s how to get laid - for success.The Mystery Method is one man’s humble yet ambitious attempt to solve the greatest mystery in the universe…WOMEN.This episode features:Austin, David, Mike, Alex, Marisa, and AmandaTheme music is Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

While our brave boys were overseas fighting to keep America free, the radio was belting out all the hits of the big bands. Nowhere could you find better 1940s commercials than the Brookes Brothers Sock Garter Comedy Hour.Vocal talentAlexAustin

Toni Pepperoni just wanted to take a leak, now he’s accused of slapping his sausage.Who’s he gonna call? Well if it’s a public defender our friend Alex will explain what the hell that is and how the process works.This episode features:Austin, David, Alex (the boy), Alex (the girl)Theme music is Pretend by Malyssa Balarossa

What goes on behind the Golden Arches that welcome you to McDonaldland.Check out the truth!!!!

Yes and…here we go again. We learn the true meaning of improv from our own Second City Alum Mike.This episode is of course sponsored by Thomas’s Child Funeral Clothes - Thomas’s, for the fit of a lifetime.This episode features:Austin, David, Mike, AlexTheme music includes Pretend by Malyssa Bellarosa

A message from Dr. Bradley Briarcliffe, head of the Municipal Pet Waste Council (MPWC) has an exciting opportunity for local residents.

Can Bojack turn his life around? And can a role as a beloved superhero turn his career around?Music by Ises to Jah Saxophone cut by Don Goliath meet Sampson Benji

The one illegal alien no one is willing to talk about exposed for what he really is!

Check out this crazy Doc…..he’s strange. David tells Austin about Dr. Strange and Austin tries to relay this message. See how smoothly it goes.