SLEEPER SALAD

A meditation on the first three months of the Biden presidency and "Never Gonna".

Alex and Fiona are back to doing what they do best - recap the most recent episodes of Unpolished! Bridal shower mayhem, Foxy poofs and deranged art. SPONSOR: Former Sesame Street Actors Against DoorDash MUSIC: Disco con Tutti Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona recap Episodes 10-12 of Season 1 of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City so you don't have to! How nice! Enjoy!   SPONSOR: Sweetie Beans

Alex and Fiona get back to doing what they do best - recapping Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.  Then they wrap it up with the movie review of the week: Danielle and Mohamed's 90 Day Journey!

Fiona is joined by President-Elect of the United States of America, Joe Biden, to go over his personal pantasy poliday, some Santa news in Fresh Chopped, and wrap it up with Uncle Joe's Cabinet Cupboard! SPONSOR: Amazon MUSIC: Disco con Tutti Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona run through their own personal pantasy horrorball for what's scarier than anything else: politics! CA Props 15 - Yes 16 - Yes 17 - Yes 18 - Yes 19 - No 20 - No 21 - Yes 22 - No 23 - Yes 24 - Yes 25 - No J - Yes   SPONSOR: Vans Warped Tour 2020 MUSIC: Hotrock Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by comedian, writer and host of Fall Talk, Joan Haley Ford, to talk over fantasy horrorball strategies, the presumptive resumption of production of Stranger Things and much, much more! SPONSOR: Vans Warped Tour 2020 MUSIC: Welcome to HorrorLand Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by comedian Lindsay Meyers to talk about her personal pantasy pootball, the news that the Grock of Old has arisen, and the first installment of new segment Sleepers Creepers! Get a load of those peepers! SPONSOR: Vans Warped Tour 2020 MUSIC: Gearhead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona deal with nemesquitos from all sides, discussing their own personal pantasy pootball, some New England Settlers news, and the first installment of "An Offer You Must Refuse." SPONSOR: Vans Warped Tour 2020 MUSIC: Gearhead Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by comedian Zach Jobe to discuss whether the NFL will have a season, whether the Big Cats will have their star Cube Bee, and another installment of Quarterback, Pennyback, Baby back ribs!   SPONSOR: SmashStraw in partnership with Smash in Vain on the hit single "Half-Ass Jam" MUSIC: Disco con Tutti Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by comedian Justin Alexio to discuss what sports means anymore, some major shake-ups in the NFL, and to pitch what to do with empty stands in te first installment of Footie Pitch!   SPONSOR: SmashStraw in partnership with Smash in Vain on the hit single "Half-Ass Jam" MUSIC: Disco con Tutti Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  

Alex and Fiona are not fleeing as they take to the road to see this great land of ours and discuss how the NBA seems to really be going through with it.  Huh. SPONSOR: SmashStraw in partnership with Smash in Vain on the hit single "Half-Ass Jam" MUSIC: Disco con Tutti Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona discuss the state of the pod and some thoughts on keeping the same energy going for a better society, followed by some selections from Angela Davis on Democracy Now! on July 3, 2020.

Sleeper Salad: Defund the Police   The People vs. Officer Constable

Alex and Fiona state their feelings related to the multiple recent police killings of black people including George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Ahmaud Arbery, Tony McDade, and David McAtee, among others. Black lives matter. Defund the police.

Alex and Fiona are joined by actor and improviser Kale Hills to go over his Personal Pantasy Pasketball, some Last Dance news in Fresh Chopped and the first international edition of Ball Is Life!!!  BALL IS LIIIIIIIFE!!! SPONSOR: Conglomo-Corp MUSIC: Disco con Tutti Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/    

Alex and Fiona are joined by stand-up comedian and medical doctor Jessica Svendsgaard to recap a lost episode consisting of her personal pantasy pasketball, some league and Disney news, as well as a brand new installment of One Gotta Go (to Eventually Reopen Society).  What a journey! Sponsor: Mrs. Juice's Almond Juice MUSIC: Miami Nights - Extended Theme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by twin bad b-ballers Kylie Jenner and Sarah to discuss their quite difficult personal pantasy pasketball, Crisp Ball saying the players want to play bad, and to play fan fave game "Pointing Guard, Shooting Guard, Swiss Chard"!!! What a time!!! SPONSOR: Mrs. Juice's Almond Juice MUSIC: Hotrock Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by comedian Tyler Schnupp to talk about his legacy of championships, the Greek Sneak getting out-snuck, and the first installment of classic game "You Get Three".  One for the ages! SPONSOR: Mrs. Juice's Almond Juice MUSIC: Happy Happy Game Show Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona take a moment to recap the State of the Cast before jumping into some Herald Lin news.  Then they wrap it up with the weekly movie: Zenon - Girl of the Twentyfirst Century.  Ya dont wanna missit. SPONSOR: Kitty nips MUSIC: Disco con Tutti Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by board sports enthusiast Clark Colton (Sean Smith) to discuss what that means, what board sports he likes, how quickly the NBA players could get back to action according to Crisp Ball, and the top 5 most effective basketball dance moves, in honor of The Last Dance.  Dance with us! SPONSOR: Kitty nips MUSIC: Miami Nights - Extended Theme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by actor and comedian Nicole Travolta to figure out her Personal Pantasy Pasketball, process some league news and offer some Zoom Must-Do's and No-no's for everyone's quarantine teleconference needs.  Educational! SPONSOR: Conglomo-Corp MUSIC: Disco con Tutti Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by Erin Williams to discuss what sports means during quarantimes, how the Jazmatazz are gonna mend these broken wings and learn to fly again, and then to play the first ever game of Desert Island. It's a hoot! SPONSOR: Balcony Builders MUSIC: Yallahs Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by funny survivalist Dave Hunsaker to discuss his rectangle-heavy Personal Pantasy Pasketball before some Y2K Fresh Chopped news.  Then the trio compete for top choppers in Sleeper Salad's Chopped!  Enjoy, chefs! SPONSOR: Balcony Builders MUSIC: Disco con Tutti Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by comedian and actor John-Michael Sedor to discuss his Personal Pantasy Pasketball, Commish Alan Silver willfully reducing his own salary, and to play the first ever Point Guard, Shooting Guard, Swiss Chard!  You figure it out! SPONSOR: Zoomer.us MUSIC: Happy Happy Game Show Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are rejoined by viddy diddy for some personal pantasy pasketball, followed by a little Boston Irish news in Fresh Chopped.  Then to wrap it all up they play "What Happened" where they say what happened in the rest of the season, per very complicated and very simple algorithms, in tandem.  You figure it out! SPONSOR: The Parasocial Network MUSIC: Miami Nights - Extended Theme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by local celebrity Tammy Pare (Lexie Grace) to talk about her favorite bball team and some LA Snips news before they get derailed by Alex finding out about COVID-19, who incidentally stops by.  Then they play "One Gotta Go" at the grocery store for their own survival!  What times in which we live!  Being alive! SPONSOR: Washington State Wagon Lenders MUSIC: Drankin Song Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by the hilarious Suzie Riemer to talk some footie, what sports can be fantasy-ized, who's joakim us and "would you rather" like no one has done on podcasts before! SPONSOR: Perishable Peep Share Pear Shippers MUSIC: Disco con Tutti Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by comedian Zach Jobe to discuss his dog-like fantasy basketball style, some recent-ish clapback news and the first installment of Endorser Enforcers!  We're all just alone in the world with a little Catdog! SPONSOR: Nurshly plunderers MUSIC: Happy Happy Game Show Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by comedian extraordinaire Ryan Casey to mourn his estranged Seattle SuperHedgehogs, break down Zion's rim bending performance and recap the stunning All-Star game which they all completely saw!  What a show! SPONSOR: Dig Continuers MUSIC: Disco con Tutti Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by Fiona's sister and cousin, Brenna Babakhanians and Erina Dalir, respectively and delightfully.  They go over some personal and prospective pantasy pasketball before, through movie magic, Alex and Fiona venture off alone to cover some LA Snips news and play Shoot the J again.  What a time!  Being alive! SPONSOR: San Pel Nrl Wtr MUSIC: Drankin Song Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/    

Alex and Fiona are joined by the first other Alex to grace the pod, Alex Bigelow!  Before she and Alex Bl. battle to the death to determine the one true Alex, they go over her relationship with b-ball, some LA Ponds news and finish up with a brutal One Gotta Go! It's wild! SPONSOR: San Pel Nrl Wtr MUSIC: Drankin Song Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by good buddy Joe Corcoran to talk his history with roundball, some Miami Hotness news and to play the first edition of Shoot The J!  Make sure to make your voice heard at @saladsleeper on twitter to let us know which suggestion you think was the best! SPONSOR: Us is a good movie MUSIC: Happy Happy Game Show Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by sports commentator Matthew Mentele to break down his career spouting hot takes, the NBA blowing a deadline already, and a new game - Marty Shoots, Marty Scores! A true hoot, a troot! SPONSOR: Sleepy CBD Bees now with Snake Oil! MUSIC: Happy Happy Game Show Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona (who is unfortunately tough to hear in this one) are joined by none other than intergalactic sports announcers Fodesinbeed Annodue from the planet Troig to go over their sports history and some Brooklyn Traps news before playing the first ever Tweetshop!  Please enjoy! SPONSOR: Sleepy CBD Bees with Snake Oil MUSIC: Happy Happy Game Show Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by the very funny Amalia Aquino to discuss fantasy basketball struggles, what Montrezl Farrell said about the Snips as a team, how to heal every disease, and how Ball Is LIFE!!! SPONSOR: Sleepy CBD Bees* *now with snake oil. May contain between 0-300 mg of CBD MUSIC: "Delay Rock" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by comedian Scott Nickley to discuss his fantasy football record, whether Odell Becker is really staying in C-Town and to play a final 2019 game of One Gotta Go.  As it is agreed, so it shall be! SPONSOR: $70 wooden blocks MUSIC: An Upsetting Theme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex is joined by Stephanie Burchinow to go over her pioneer father, Arby's sass, Todd Gravy in Gatesville, and new game How Many Pickles!  What a hoot! SPONSOR: $70 Wooden Blocks MUSIC: Disco con Tutti Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by the hilarious and talented Jake Jabbour (The Meat Improv Podcast, UCB) to discuss fantasy football generally, Todd Gravy's toes, and what it means to be a true sleeper, a true creeper and a true holy beeper.  Listen while supplies last! Sponsor: Sleepy CBD Cheese Music: Happy Happy Game Show Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by Gerald, an Elf on a shelf to discuss what that job is, what Brownies coach Freggie Dinners is up to and some quick travel tips.  A hoot! SPONSOR: Come ahhn MUSIC: Christmas Rap Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona tidy up some housekeeping, go over a lil Todd Gravy news and deliver the long-awaited Sleeper Salad Holiday Gift Guide!  What a hoot! SPONSOR: Sleepy CBD See's Reese's Pieces MUSIC: Christmas Rap Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by comedian Caitlan Moore to cover new realms of fantasy footballs, Super Bowl halftime, headmets, headmet soup, how who got the flu, and so much more!   SPONSOR: Sleepy CBD See's Reese's Pieces   MUSIC: Happy Happy Game Show Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

 Alex and Fiona are joined by actual NFL referee Delilah Thorpe to discuss the ins and outs of the league, how she got to where she is, and what to do if a cat storms the field. Helpful, practical stuff!   SPONSOR: Sleepy CBD Bees MUSIC: "Happy Happy Game Show" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by podcast superstar Caitlin Durante (The Bechdel Cast, Sludge) to address what on earth happened in Rudy, some NFL policy concerns raised by Grock, how best to achieve political change and much, much more! SPONSOR: Sleepy CBD Bees, Sleepy CBD BB's and Sleepy CBD Knees MUSIC: "Happy Happy Game Show" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and guest co-host Mr. Constable are joined by frenchman Thom Olivier to discuss varying nuances between American and European football, what circumstances led a Rhode Island man to steal Todd Gravy's Hall O Fame jersey, and what would they rather? Listen to find out! SPONSOR: [__________]   MUSIC: An Upsetting Theme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by local eccentric Cat Crawford to discuss point-of-sale strategy, super cool news and play the new Halloween season game for Sleeper Salad - Slick or Sleep!  Enjoy it! SPONSOR: Papa Roxy MUSIC: An Upsetting Theme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by veteran sports reporter Moxie Markle (Lexie Grace) to discuss her history with the Natural Football League and what's up with Stefon Biggs and the Scandinavians before checking out Negotiation Station(TM), where the gang drops some tips and tricks for negotiating complex fantasy trades.  A hoot and a half! SPONSOR: "Papa Rosy" by Lady GaGavin Whitson MUSIC: Delay Rock Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by Ben Cassil, co-host of Totally Rad, to cover some referral news, Ben's experiences with stadium security and underwater Santa before playing a special version of Ben's Better Quotes to round out 50 episodes of sleeper salad!   MUSIC: Disco con Tutti Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Alex and Fiona are joined by Tony Nguyen to cover some mustachioed newstachio, some fantasy genre football, and settle for good which One Gotta Go.  Truly an episode for the dam ages, pardon our frenches. 

Alex and Fiona are joined by comedian Justin Alexio to cover his fantasy football headaches, some back-and-forth in the news and finish up by playing this season's first round of Ball is Life!  It's a bustling city street of a good time!

Alex and Fiona are joined by LA genetic consultant Bradge Flansom to discuss DNA in fantasy football, an impactful departure, and how to maximize your draft strategy.   SPONSOR: STATWAD