Suga and Sprite

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy!

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy!

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy!

Suga and Sprite: A BTS Podcast. Episode 27: We got Three Nipples This Time Y'all by Suga and Sprite

Suga and Sprite: A BTS Podcast. Episode 26: Ashton Kutcher's broad shoulders vs. Jin's broad shoulders by Suga and Sprite

Suga and Sprite: A BTS Podcast. Episode 25: Other People Dropped Music Today Apparently by Suga and Sprite

Suga and Sprite: A BTS Podcast. Episode 24: Dick Prints for Charity by Suga and Sprite

Suga and Sprite: A BTS Podcast. Episode 23: Jimin naked on a granite slab covered with a wet gold sheet by Suga and Sprite

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy!

A BTS Podcast. Episode 21: We can't just yell about SuperM (fixed audio) by Suga and Sprite

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy!

Suga and Sprite. A BTS Podcast: Episode 20. J-Papi by Suga and Sprite

Suga and Sprite. A BTS Podcast: Episode 19. Min Yoongi Has a High Ass by Suga and Sprite

Suga and Sprite. A BTS Podcast: Episode 18. Thicc Namjoon by Suga and Sprite

Suga and Sprite. A BTS Podcast: Episode 17 Happy Birthday Jin and Sexual Jimin by Suga and Sprite

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy!

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy!

Suga and Sprite: A BTS Podcast. Episode 15 by Suga and Sprite

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy!

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy!

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy! Guest: Producer John! BTS is now in Canada! Soon they will be here! Nail biting commences! Friendship belts: they're like chastity belts... but for friendship. More and more v-lives because these boys can't stop feeding us? Lower-body baths. Upper-body baths. Baths. BTS IS JUST VERY CLEAN, OKAY?! BV3's first episode has aired. DNA hits 500 million views. Which, by the way, is insane. Burning questions: Why do we love JiHope? Why did they have to take away Jin's skateboard? What city has the most expensive scalped BTS ticket AND WHY!? And which member would shine bright like a diamond as a beautiful, beautiful corpse on Law & Order: SVU? Follow us on Insta: @SugaAndSprite Twitter: @SugaNSprite or email us: SugaAndSprite@gmail.com

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy! Guests: Fellow Noonas Caitlin and Cate! BTS is in America! Army needs to stop being solo stans and give Joon a break. Jiminssi is forever a bias-wrecker. Thank goodness for jet lag. SOJU SILENCE?! "I'm just gonna squirrel it." BV3 is 19+ - does that mean what we think it means because we're dirty Americans? Questions you didn't even know you needed answered: Are you like your bias or attracted to your bias? How do you know when to marry someone? What does Grandpa Yoongi do upon waking up in the morning? How does JK prepare for a date with us? And why is it a good thing that Nicki Minaj actually wasn't in the same room as them for their Idol video? Follow us on Insta: @SugaAndSprite Twitter: @SugaNSprite or email us: SugaAndSprite@gmail.com

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy! Poolcast! (Shut up, it's totally a thing) ANSWER IS HERE and the angels rejoice! Dana is Suga's Power Opposite and Yoongi probably rejoices. "Idol" breaks TSwift's YouTube record and Army *definitely* rejoices. Saipan DVD is awesome and ordering things from Korea without any idea of what will arrive is also fun. Mandy has a thing for tWitch and won't shut up about him. Plus we answer these burning questions: What *did* Trivia end up meaning? Is it possible to stay spoiler free in this, the era of fancams? What's our favorite Taehyung hair? How have BTS birthdays changed since their debut? In a Celebrity Death Match, which would win, Korean CD packaging or Japanese? And really, aren't we all feeling just fine, fine fine? Follow us on Insta: @SugaAndSprite Twitter: @SugaNSprite or email us: SugaAndSprite@gmail.com

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy! Two days away from LY: Answer! BTS gets all the awards! (Except those that don't matter) We got concept photos, and we're losing our damn minds. Weird, musicians wear makeup. Who woulda thought. TRACK LIST IS DROPPED AND WE HAVE NO MORE BRAIN CELLS. Related: we also speculate on what the hell Trivia means to BTS. SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! Plus, we answer these burning questions: Who even cares about the VMAs? Which member would be Labyrinth Bowie? Can Yoongi's savageness be used for good? How does Jesus get to Saipan? How much money them k-poppers making? What's the Trifecta O' Doom? And why should we all just chill out and give BigHit our money? Follow us on Insta: @SugaAndSprite Twitter: @SugaNSprite or email us: SugaAndSprite@gmail.com

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy! Today: Cemeterycast! Also: PUPPYCAST! Dana adopted a puppy and we took her to a cemetery first thing because she's gonna be woke. Check out our Insta for pics of little Yeontan Jr.! Jintro has come to fruition! (Year of the Jin) BTS to perform at CITIFIELD in the US! Whaaaa! "[Jin] is not only feeding Bangtan... he's feeding Korea." BTS is nominated for the Cultural Medal and we're all weeping. We speculate on the new album, the new videos, new Bon Voyage, new everything. 'Tis a time for speculation. What a time to be alive! Plus, we answer these questions: Which members of BTS could potentially handle Redbull? How many members were drunk on Fancafe this week? What drinks go best with face masks? Which fast food chains are killing it on Twitter with BTS love? If Namjoon is a South Side uncle, who is a South Side mom (and it's not who you think!)? Plus plus, we struggle with this question: HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE LOTTE, ANYWAY?! Follow us on Insta: @SugaAndSprite Twitter: @SugaNSprite or email us: SugaAndSprite@gmail.com

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy! Nature ruined our first attempt at a zoocast (but we had an amazing lunch anyway). Let's talk hot dogs! Army would kill for JK's b-roll. Hobi's gonna show them aaaaaabs! Mara made us professional *finger hearts* BTS Halloween costumes 2018! We finally found our Jin stan! Listen to the end of the episode because we've found a perfect cure-all for any and all ailments. All of that, plus we answer these burning questions: Why do noonas dance sitting down? Who eats a regular Oreo? Will Tae understand our references? AND ARE WE GONNA GET THROWN OUT OF SEOUL? Follow us on Insta: @SugaAndSprite Twitter: @SugaNSprite or email us: SugaAndSprite@gmail.com

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your blue soju-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy! In this episode, we geek out about how much happened and was announced in the past few days. We speculate over what we might get with Love Yourself: Answer, although we Jon Snow pretty hard, too. We also revel in the new Golden Closet Film and recap Run Episode 55 (Picnic Part 3). A short meme review, and then Dana gives us a rundown on how hard it is for I-Army to sign up for FanCafe (BIGHIT. TAKE OUR MONEY). Side chats on how cute moms are about BTS, fire pits, and gateway songs to hook new Army before returning to Twitter trends. And then we remember we also got Bangtan Bombs too! Ddaeng! What a time to be alive! Burning questions answered: Which member does Jungkookie NOT stan? Are scissors really considered necessary grilling implements? Who's a beautiful, beautiful troll just messing with Army? Why are we all getting handsy over here at Suga and Sprite? What's the perfect beverage to take to a college graduation? And seriously, why won't Bighit just take our money?! Follow us on Insta: @SugaAndSprite Twitter: @SugaNSprite or email us: SugaAndSprite@gmail.com

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy! -We love Soju but MAN ARE WE MAD AT K-ARMY and their airport shenanigans! -Seriously. We're very upset about it. -However, it did lead to our creation of a fictional BTS airline. -A-fi, a-sic, a-fi-sic-seven-eight! (Bless you, Min Yoongi) -Run Recap (episodes 52 and 53) -Chicago beer recommendations -New restrictions on travel for Korean males who haven't done their military service -YG annoys us -OH NO! WE ARE ATTACKED! (this, friends, is live podcasting.) DDAENG! -We're still mad at K-Army Plus, we answer these burning questions: Whose recycled air am I breathing? What does your bias say about you as a noona? What's the difference between Daddy-Namjoon and Daddy-Jin? When did Joon become a South Side uncle? How does one pronounce "UWU," anyway? Why is Dana going to clothesline you? And what is it about us Midwestern women that makes us perfectly suited to be BTS bodyguards? (We're ready to be hired whenever you request us, BigHit) Follow us on Insta: @SugaAndSprite Twitter: @SugaNSprite or email us: SugaAndSprite@gmail.com

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy! Festa is over and we're exhausted! NEW HAIR!!! (Yes, this is major.) ARMYHive - Park Jamal H-Mart/Soju appreciation Noona trip to Seoul 2019 - what should we do whilst there? DDAENG. And we answer these questions: Why hasn't Namjoon posted in 84 years? What is the unofficial name of the new BTS compound? What is drinking culture like in Korea? Can Jungkook just stop slouching for like one minute, please? Who in BTS is likely to wear a dance belt on the regular? Which member are we likely to find on his own out in the wild? And who taught the maknae line to drive, anyway? Follow us on Insta: @SugaAndSprite Twitter: @SugaNSprite or email us: SugaAndSprite@gmail.com

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy! Welcome to our first Festa! Year of the Jin We heart you, SHINee Hats and chokers and jammies! Seungri's Dance Academy *NSYNC fact brought to you by the year 2001. Suga calling Ellen "Noona" is the cutest thing of all time. And we answer these questions: Could we be K-Pop idols? How much does ukulele really work into that equation? Is Hobi just trolling the world with his fashion or WILL HIS POUCHES BE EVERYTHING FOREVER? And will Yoongi be the first to breed?! Follow us on Insta: @SugaAndSprite Twitter: @SugaNSprite or email us: SugaAndSprite@gmail.com

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy! Fancam appreciation: We love you, K-Army. Team Crop Top. "I take all my fashion cues from Korean men." Meme review! Who gave Tae caffeine? And the introduction of Lil' Nippy. Follow us on Insta: @SugaAndSprite Twitter: @SugaNSprite or email us: SugaAndSprite@gmail.com

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy! Guest: Caitlin and Cate! (The Other Noonas) Recorded just after the BBMAs. Also: Love Yourself: Tear has just dropped! Theories abound! Jimin loves himself some black men, and we love Jimin loving himself some black men. Bonus: Jimin as the Mother of Dragons. Harnesses, collars: we are all about this aesthetic. Noonas are so proud of BTS's English-ing while in the States! We, however, have advice for the youngins. Creativity awards abound but that's not how sex works. We freak out about a video that isn't out yet. Dana teaches the world about the word "naega." And J-Hope can make puppies stop fighting. He can also nail Mandy down. Plus, we answer these burning questions: Gucci slides or home ownership? Anybody wanna buy my plasma? Taehyung, how much Gucci you actually own? Follow us on Insta: @SugaAndSprite Twitter: @SugaNSprite or email us: SugaAndSprite@gmail.com

An adult BTS podcast! Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy! Guest: Lauren! (The Youth) Comeback is happening! "I'm gonna quit my job and follow BTS." Theories, theories, theories. Headband-and-beret line appreciation. Creeeeestaaaal snoooooow. WHO DARE THREATEN JIMIN??? Plus, we answer these burning questions: Is Tae becoming G-Dragon? Is Hobi attending a South Side high school? Who should carry BTS's passports? Is BTS Beyonce? Could Harry Styles do BTS's choreo? Do you find your bias, or does your bias find you? Follow us on Insta: @SugaAndSprite Twitter: @SugaNSprite or email us: SugaAndSprite@gmail.com

Suga and Sprite: An Adult BTS Podcast. Hello from your vodka-and-Sprite-swilling noonas, Dana and Mandy! -Burn the Stage Recap -Run Review (and our favorite Run episodes) -Meme Review Also, we answer these burning questions: How is their blood pressure? Which member shines bright like a diamond? Does Gucci like Jessica Biel? Remember *NSYNC? Speaking of old: Jin? Who did this to him? And what are the two different kinds of ARMY? Ess get it. Follow us on insta: @SugaAndSprite Twitter: SugaNSprite Email: SugaAndSprite@gmail.com