Talking with Dinosaurs

Who are liches? How do you pronounce the word "Svelte"? Can I create history's most ridiculous soccer team? Greg?! Want some sick dice? bit.ly/dinodice We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!*  Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patreon.com/alectricty/posts ) for the amazing theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo and Segment, Sarah for being my rock! Mega thanks to my patrons Ash, Heather, and William from TwitchBabies on Twitch!( https://www.twitch.tv/twitchybabies ) Transcription Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1U3BwfmFF2ueO4Vp1OSI34aiYsvHRRZaLSEj7CCeRRik/edit?usp=sharing Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com !    In the eternal words of the Young Ones "Boring boring bored bored bored boring"

Yay, verily, I return when the world is most in need. What's more amazing than a giant eagle? What's the biggest poo? Duck Duck Goose?   We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!*  Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patreon.com/alectricty/posts ) for the amazing theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo and Segment, Sarah for being my rock! Mega thanks to my patrons Ash, Heather, and William from TwitchBabies on Twitch!( https://www.twitch.tv/twitchybabies ) Transcription Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1p0WFkDM0YJsb9DBmdNnY-bLv_WEodfk4TnimZeAlhQE/edit?usp=sharing Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ! 

Uh, Chazz, I thought you said you fixed this? Yeah, it happened again. No, I didn't upload it. You said you fixed it! Damn it.Uh, probably worth skipping this one.   We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!*  Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patreon.com/alectricty/posts ) for the amazing theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo and Segment, Sarah for being my rock! Mega thanks to my patrons Allison, Ash, Daniel, Heather, and William from Cheers! to Gaming!( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCIWnU0sNbrsc8NK2c-cmWw )   Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com !  Teriyaki Turkey is a lovely collection of sounds.

What did miners in Myanmar find locked in Amber? How is a brass instrument like a cephalopod? Fart Powered Octopus Snails? We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!*  Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patreon.com/alectricty/posts ) for the amazing theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo and Segment, Sarah for being my rock! Mega thanks to my patrons Allison, Ash, Daniel, Heather, and William from Cheers! to Gaming!( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCIWnU0sNbrsc8NK2c-cmWw ) Transcription Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19fnkbHJ6amBAS77VLWTi4SErgAurklWqNNC7Iy_V9Tc/edit?usp=sharing Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com !  You know, you don't need wallpaper. Just skip it next time, save some money.

Are Turtles Rocks? What happens when you combine a Dinosaur, a Bat, and a Dragon? Sex Lakes? Find out on Talking with Dinosaurs!   We now have a patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , feel free to pop on by and support the show *There will be no bonus content!*   Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://www.patreon.com/alectricty/posts ) for the amazing theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo and Segment, Sarah for being my rock!Mega thanks to my patrons Allison, Ash, Daniel, and William from Cheers! to Gaming ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCIWnU0sNbrsc8NK2c-cmWw ) Transcription Available! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jjBX_9_2Ha4pbKsNzfzzLpMi8hRXdi0nW7fvqSgw7Rw/edit?usp=sharing Check me out guesting on Insanely Haunted ( https://insanelyhauntedpod.wixsite.com/mysite/single-post/2019/05/05/EPISODE-77-SAILOR-SNUG-HARBOR ) and  Cornfields and Kobolds: ( https://www.podbean.com/media/share/dir-h56se-5d1442d )  Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com !   FNORD

In which I return, we don't time travel, jimmy, we count, like, really badly, we look at a whole host of eldritch nightmares, pay our respects to Keith Flint, go on a rant about spy agencies, look at some more butt prints, find out which dinosaurs had the best sense of humour, recognise paleoartists, and hopefully don't disappear as long again. Special thanks to AlEctricity for the theme song ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ), Adam "Underfoot" Donohue for the Logo, and great contributions to segments, Sarah for actually making me finish the podcast! Thanks to Aaron Davies for the question!   Transcription Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wzU2lAnXqZgKkfKw5yXP42NyKSi9kwCC-wHr3w1Wt_Q/edit?usp=sharingAny Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ! Want to donate to the podcast? https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs or the super secret unannounced Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/talkingwithdinosaurs   Check me out Guesting on Cornfields and Kobolds: ( https://www.podbean.com/media/share/dir-h56se-5d1442d ) and soon on Insanely Haunted ( http://insanelyhaunted.com/ )   Eat farts! Or don't, I'm not your boss.

In which I sorta gaslight you (Not cool, won't happen again), do not appreciate piggy girth, defend some big booty mammals, be a hypocrite, discover the ultimate modern killing machine, ruminate on ruminants, hear back from the big cheese (sorta), get hip, cook some eggs, and do some shitposting!Special thanks to AlEctricity for the theme song ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ), Adam "Underfoot" Donohue for the Logo, and great contributions to segments, Sarah for actually making me finish the podcast!Thanks to Tom Neunzerling( https://www.cinemasoup.net/comedianseatingplants/ ) and Joreon De Strake for the questions! Looking for some seriously cool dice? Check out Dice Envy at https://bit.ly/dinodice for the coolest dice out there! Transcription Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1x52NmhoOQsjNFMwvN_xsjQrY07gAaLACdPZb5kOeFMg/edit?usp=sharing Any Questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ! Want to donate to the podcast? https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs   This Episodes featured podcasts are Insanely Haunted ( http://insanelyhaunted.com/ ) and People are Wild ( peoplearewild.podbean.com)!Are you still reading this? I'm so proud of you! Good job.

In which a series of bad accents are unveiled, I forget what the episode is about, a criminally under looked god of Paleontology is criminally under looked, I battle my Arch Nemesis (again), I both remember AND forget Beef, I sell out (for the best possible reason [caltrops]), and I decide the victor of the GREATEST BATTLE OF ALL TIME while simultaneously annoying a Head of State and a twitter personality. Whew, it's a doozy! I am now an affliate for Dice Envy! Head to http://bit.ly/dinodice to get some great dice and support the podcast!Special thanks as ever to AlEctricity for the theme song ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ) and Adam 'Underfoot' Donohue for the logo and segment! Check out Insanely Haunted, the podcast in the promo, at http://insanelyhaunted.comAny questions, ideas, or just wanna yarn? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com . Also let me know if you want to access the Discord or private ARK: Survival Evolved server!https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs Transcript available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1guAfEkNALOvp-cpcxq8JfMnfn5HliYdltE5ngPx4ZXU/edit?usp=sharing  

In which we live in the future, recap a recap, develop psychic powers, say the word "Opal" too often, list EVERY good point about Australia, get the breakdown on dinosaur High School Cliques, and make essential changes to the school curriculum.Special thanks to Al Ectricity for the theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo, Allidon for the question (and the Facting with Dinosaurs twitter account.) and Tom for the Question (and don't forget to check out Comedians Eating Plants and support it on the Patreon ).Any questions or comments? Email talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.comTranscript available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VQwQ185KrRaBGAA6TYxRY3IYaDIpbo-XMv3mdQBSndU/edit?usp=sharing

In which we discuss 2018, DON'T make a clip show, and apologize for past mistakes.Special thanks to Adam Donohue for the Logo and Segment, AlEctricity for the music (Check out his stuff at His Soundcloud ), Sarah for making this happen, and everyone on the discord! Happy destruction of 2018!FULL TRANSCRIPT AVAILABLE

Not, not a very special episode! In this episode we discuss vacations, dinosaurs named after Darkseid rip offs, Squirrel Girl, Toxic Masculinity, Matt Damon's Weirdest Film, whether or not Horace exists, how to tell what a Dinosaur looks like, Squirrel Girl again, Dating, Friends, and the greatest erotica writer (and human being) of all time.   Special Thanks to Al Ectricity for the theme song, hit him up for all your music needs, Adam "Underfoot" Donohue for the logo and constant support.Transcript available here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15oES6hdIUZE5Wm7X37zXNypwvTjz4eGKY90BLgnTh-U/edit?usp=sharing Please donate to a local museum (or my local museum), and if you still have some cash you need to dispose of after that, feel free to throw it at my Ko Fi or Paypal (Talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com)

A very special episode of Talking With Dinosaurs, in which I am joined by Tim Batt, host of "The Worst Idea of All Time" and "'Til Death Do Us Blart", and we discuss dinosaurs, conspiracies, how bad I am at knowing my massive family, and host of other topics (Mostly Dinosaurs). Be aware, as a bonus episode, this one isn't quite as facty as you may be used to, so take anything said with a whole shaker of salt. Just keep an eye on your blood pressure if you have a full shaker of salt, that's too much. Look, forget I said anything, ok? Just enjoy the episode!NOTE: Due to the much larger length of this episode, there is not currently a transcript for this episode. I'm working on it!Special Thanks to Al Ectrivity (https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz) for the theme song, Adam Donohue for the logo, and Tim Batt for being an absolute legend, putting up with my shenanigans, and just making kiwis look good. 10/10If you feel so inclined to throw money at a random stranger who talks about dinosaurs online, why not donate to my Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , or my Paypal: talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com ? Go on, the old you would do it. The old you was cool. You changed. Nah, just kidding, you're still great. Love you heaps, you don't have to give me money if you don't want.

In which I return from a prison of my own creation, despair for humanity, lick a tapir's feet, just really stuff up a joke, really just ruin it, get all inspirational, get all depressed again, then plan a couple of heists. Wow, sounds action packed, we're going to have a whale of a time! Haha, you'll get it soon. 10/10.   Special thanks to Al-Ectricity for the theme song ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ), Adam Donohue for the logo, and Satan, just because. Please donate to my Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs , or my Paypal: talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com   Full transcript available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LltD47qQuBgaNIAnw4YdtkobEgYI_IuDqdNmWEdV4Cs/edit?usp=sharing

In which I pledge an unkeepable pledge, sing the praises of the unsung hero of Jurassic Park 3, write, pitch, create and release a Netflix series, only to have it immediately cancelled, discover the most unfortunate last name and place name of all time, cure a theropods back problems, discuss dinosaur menses, and toot my own horn a little too hard. Transcription available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PIXvd-tcun6QqCaXgp7WrpHTDmGzwmJdIFFYLhK_bKc/edit?usp=sharing Music by Al Ectricity ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ). Logo by Adam "Underfoot" Donohue. Written, Produced, Presented by Stefan Ayto ( http://www.twitter.com/ershatz ). Feel free to donate to Talking with Dinosaurs at Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs or Paypal to talkingwithdinosaurs@gmail.com

In which we discuss a creature no one has ever heard of, are disappointed by a lack of aliens, discover I have a type, have questions about housemate and beans, and mercilessly mock a child doing their best.  Trascription available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ao3Uje2YtjBN9ef7raLrFFKRi4LkSuW9hXZdujL6xkc/edit?usp=sharing Special thanks to AlEctricity ( www.soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ) , Adam Underfoot Donohoe, Daniel Thompson and Dino.   Make sure you donate to your local museums! (And me! https://ko-fi.com/talkingwithdinosaurs )

In which we blow up a marital aid factory, beg for a guest spot (CALL ME, ARNIE), and talk some toot.   Special thanks to Al Ectricity ( https://www.soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ) for the theme song, and Adam "Hobbit" Donohue for everything.   Transcript available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PUat9MDmPuTWa60G4WltwW6EXAjwwPWURZBwD2LyAw8/edit?usp=sharing

FIXED! Now available in a quality that won't make your ears bleed.   In which I put threads in your eye, disparage mammals, discover the hidden links between the third reich and armadillos, and plan my perfect dinosaur Orgy.    Special thanks to Al Ectricity (https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz), Adam Underfoot, Troy McKee (Check out his music at https://youtu.be/4vHW7-0E-NE) and Cornfields and Kobolds (Search them whereever Podcasts Podcast.)   Full transcript available here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/147KS8PsqNDqCcTdXq_oPC55r7y2wEH--DvEjK0QPXr0/edit?usp=sharing 

In which I discuss Pterodactyls, Kitty Cats, Dinosaur Intelligence, The US Armies plan to steal my knowledge, and the 1986 New York Mets. Wait, what? Special thanks to Al Ectricity ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ) and Adam "Hobbit Underfoot".   Full transcript available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LfyL9uxk48Mw--APibbbXYHF_fWwFHe9oGqa7WmEzuU/edit?usp=sharing

I mean, say what you will about it, it's out there.In which I discuss New Zealand's Fair Trade Act of 1986, what seperates Deuterstomes from Protostomes (Psssst: It's the Butthole), silly made up dinosaurs, and WHY THE KID FROM JURASSIC PARK WAS RIGHT ABOUT VELOCIRAPTORS! Transcription Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18o9QTxkhIGymIHxNSUQdpWDHU-Nzk-6dB0JjmIBbNpw/edit?usp=sharing Special thanks to Al Ectricity for the theme (www.soundcloud.com/alectricitynz) and Adam "Hobbit Underfoot" ICan'tRememberhowtospellyourlastnameandI'mtootiredtocheck for the support and logo.EAT YOUR BEANS

In which I come home, really lay into paleontologists for the first time in a while, discuss disease, and really give the Flintstones what they deserve. Special Thanks to Al Ectricity ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ), Adam "Hobbit Underfoot" Donohue, and Tim and Guy from the Worst Idea of All Time.  FULL TRANSCRIPT AVAILABLE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MlOIbfoYFf7z06KDSZMw5LtlIwJN4GG97mgmtwABAvo/edit?usp=sharing

In which I return AGAIN, apologise for long running gags, find smol dinosaurs, try to avoid talking about... interspecies acts, and admit to the horrible crime of Flexitarianism.Special thanks to Al-Ectricity ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ) for the theme song, Adam for the logo, and me for everything. I'm great.Transcript available here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1K_JiapyuUOe_huqoARpzXPgrzSEKVm8Bez4_YRGySEw/edit?usp=sharing  

In which I return, something changes, and it turns out I can't do accents.   Talking points: My absence, Jurassic World, Evolution's lack of imagination, the Flintstones, and abusing the elderly AND horses.   Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v6RgWfSs16gr2QisTEtIBn8MDqAXH7xrHA_wGzIFhUs/edit?usp=sharing   Big thanks to Alec Reid ( https://soundcloud.com/alectricitynz ) for the amazing new theme, check him out! And eternal thanks To Underfoot for the cool logo. That's not new, but it's still cool.

All dinosaurs and no dinosaurs make dinosaurs dinosaur dinosaurs. This is not a... normal episode. You should definitely skip this one. It doesn't even feel like a word anymore. I think I'm broken. Please read the transcription before listening! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sUhRCWBcNFahksnWZpIlul_oxbTCQ5bjfgYd6oVa-TY/edit?usp=sharing

In which I am on painkillers, insult prestigious scientists and rail against an American "Hero". Oh, and talk about Mammohts, I guess.   Transcription available at: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1iwntqc6tR5cDTfHjtGoHy2oAcXJcQCxqJJ3J-xU2W58/edit?usp=sharing

In which I butcher more pronounciation, prepare you for a test, and once again commit blaphsomy. Seriously, I'm not getting into heaven.   Full transcript available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VBGt98YmR1evY1dMsLrP0EheLViL5czfDjQiQ0rAUik/edit?usp=sharing

In which mislead you, am sedated, and beaten with shockbats.Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N1YyUJba23n4UA3bVDT0IlkuXGQs0avPR0y9-5mi_E8/edit?usp=sharing

A very special Monster Hunter Bonus Episode   Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F3q_4AzAsg6ruZdwt7TEPjyLsSs_PNwMcSwVqBvR8TA/edit?usp=sharing

In which I escape the Reptiloids, talk more random crap about dilophosaurus, then get recaptured. What a rookie.   Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S6-yn4kDSDyearYmgvkonjFQbwpRM4NxEcPpQEfNJtw/edit?usp=sharing

In which I... You know what, I'm not going to lie. I talk pretty much exclusively about dinosaur penis in this one. I'm sorry.Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/124zlyt49vy0jxF8q-qVVwGaOC4P8dOKyOy8fezuHbt0/edit?usp=sharing

In which I get distracted, go full #fakenews, and sniff a bird.   Full transcript Available : https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vHkzFQXwKq3ysASCtJ4QRS905rRnFQxxMdlHcbw15p0/edit?usp=sharing

In which I become a patriot, we meet and old nemesis, and #UniversalPicturesEatsKittens   https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mZx-XkQBNiZa0dBLIISmDvEzUPYgX_bf-Y-vNh-Qtko/edit?usp=sharing

In which a new year begins, I get lost in time, and we need the biggest boat.Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15NtIbG1ju7t-B19TXJDni6uEXerXplk61PadZd1yZBU/edit?usp=sharing

In which a year is ended, sound changes, and I melt. It's... something, I guess.   Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1anmQC3MIBMBPscTKIY8O-v_7U_g-78d2ySetmZ8Oxjw/edit?usp=sharing

In which I am defrauded by a major motion picture company. Get stuffed, Universal Pictures!Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13ASiPPtcxGi2FJfh8Ry4CVinQdRGqe3Y811hAMqS01c/edit?usp=sharing

In which I return, with great tidings of great joy. And Dinosaurs.Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MYMJLrZQNTm309RQP_B4kD1rDRo7ll60QHlWb-oJtI0/edit?usp=sharing

In which the best dinosaur. THE BEST DINOSAUR!   Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BQPrbR-ecDL6_9HUZjsl6Zqdgc3HdmrOkdEFkh3y9bk/edit?usp=sharing

In which I DON'T talk about dinosaurs... much.Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u3m0Dg2Z-e7XV0LvJ6OyInIE2dhBe-Dqkq1CI5pK4Ms/edit?usp=sharing

I which I ponder badarsery.Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jx0hvwfG0IJCYx0bjnDdq9XXN215--tKMEqRd-jTDrA/edit?usp=sharing

In which we ponder the murderchicken.Full Transcript Available! https://docs.google.com/document/d/15RY1OhKnJuSqtukNqV0IwrXprK2BEduOpHlXIj8zAX8/edit?usp=sharing

In which I decide which dinosaur looks most like a penis.Full Transcript Available: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H8sAgipdvfqBk86HhtMLn0wi6z58otDwHOdPqlyFZ1k/edit?usp=sharing