The Deepest Throw-It: A Niche Fantasy Football Podcast

Season 16 comes to a close with the crowning of a new Champion. Show Me Your TDS had their ups and down like Pamela Anderson in the opening credits of Baywatch. But in the end, the Girls Went Wild and ended their season looking rather perky. This week, we welcome to the pod – our newly crowned champion Donovan! It's Championship Week in the Deepest Throw It. 

Two more Fall. Only Two remain. BENtheknee AndWashURHandz take on the Sage Cocks, each battling for the right to claim their second Lombobble. Show Me Your TDs lock horns with Big Money Belche, both clinging to the hope for another shot at their first ride to glory…I hope no one's feelings get Hurtz…can't say the same for everyone's QB…It's Playoffs Round 2 in the Deepest Throw It   

The Fallen: Frequent Flyer Meyers Forever, SLAVBot, RIBBED ForHerPleasure, Tickle Yo Fancy, Backfield Penetrators, Cut Hawk Tua. It's the Playoffs! 

Something has changed within us, Something is not the same. We're through jockeying for position in the regular season game.  Too late for bench bomb heroics. Too late to be blaming bye weeks. It's time to trust our instincts, and go get the Lombobble trophy! It's week 14 in the deepest throw it.

Four Teams have earned their place amongst the championship gladiators. And five teams enter the final week of the regular season with hopes of claiming one of two final entries to the battle…for the Lombobble. Who are these mortals fighting for the chance at immortality? What must be done next week to have a glimmer of hope to be painted in the scrolls of the Deep Throw It lore. Thank god we have this podcast to let us know…It's Week 13 in the deepest throw it. 

My god was this past week a blood bath. Half the league could barely break 90 points and the other half was averaging 140. And all the hot teams played all the dud teams…I guess that what happens with these late season bye weeks. But the schedule cares not for the feelings of men. Three teams are into the playoffs while two teams are essentially  out…let's see how things look as we head into the festival of turkey and historical white washing…It's week 12 in the deepest throw it. 

Arigato Gozaimas, muther fuckers. While your defending champion and current playoff bubble team owner, Ribaphone, is off on the island of Ramen and Pokemon, Luke is Mixon it up with his co-host for the week. Make no Joes about it. So let's all give a warm welcome to award winning podcast music composer and zero time Deep Throw It Champion: K Belcher himself! It's Week 11 in the Deepest Throw It.  

We're coming around the bend to the final few weeks of the regular season. And save for one well seasoned taco, everyone in the league is still in the running. So it's time to hunker down and put the literal tens of minutes you spend each week on this league to good use. Get those final trade offers in. Pick up those season defining waiver wire gems. And storm ahead to the ultimate goal. The Lombobble! Here we go! It's week 10 in the Deepest Throw It! 

Hey Friends, let's take a minute and appreciate the small stuff...like our banging opening theme song! It's Week 9 In The Deepest Throw It.

Make Sure You VOTE! : It's Week 8 In The Deepest Throw-It! 

Oh man…sorry guys. My tummy got all grumbly. Sorry for getting this out late. I didn't even write an intro…um….some teams good. My team Bad.  It's Week 7 in the Deepest Throw It. 

We're six weeks into this season and we're going to need to set the record straight. There is one thing that's clear in the first half of the season. And that's the fact that Division 2 is clearly the superior division. 4 of the five D2 treams have a better record than all but one of Division 1. It's not right, but it's the truth. What are you gonna do about it Division 1? Huh? It's Week 6 in the Deepest Throw It! 

We're going to start in Mountain Pose. Inhale and sweep the arms up. Exhale into forward fold. Inhale and lift upward forward fold. Exhale into Forward fold. Inhale sweep the arms up. Exhale and bring the palms together in Mountain. I hope you're warmed up. It's Week 5 In The Deepest Throw It. 

My god, the carnage never stops. Rashee Rice, Jonathan Taylor, Malik Nabers. Could we just get through a week where someone's best player doesn't get seriously injured? No? Ok. Be like that NFL. It's all good here in the Deep Throw-It because 70% of the league is sitting at .500, so everyone has the chance to regroup, make some trades, comb that wavier wire, and get back in the game dammit – It's week 4 in the Deepest Throw It.

We're three weeks into the season and our defending champion is hanging on by a thread, while Deep Throat-It newcomer Tickle Yo Fancy is atop Division 2 – The clearly inferior division, but atop it nonetheless. But for those of you at the bottom of each division, hope remains - We're 3 weeks into the season and no team remains unbeaten. It's anybody's Lombobble for the taking – Speaking of …where is the lombobble? It's Week 3 in the deepest Throw It.  

JJ McCarthy, Ricky Pearsall, Christian McCaffrey, Jordan Love, Tua Tungavailoa, Puka Nacua, David Njoku, Jake Furgeson, Jordan Addison,  Joe Mixon, Evan Engram, rAJ Brown, Isiah Pacheco, Deebo Sa muel, Cooper Kupp, The injuries keep stacking up…It's Week 2 in the Deepest Throw It.

The 2024 Season is off to the races and if one week of something can teach us anything, it's that this is the year of the kicker! And Will Levis sucks…Division 1 is off to a hot start - going 4-1 while Division 2 lives up to its second billing name. I hope you're not looking for a full half hour pod cast any more because your hosts are drinking tea and espresso and getting right to it…It's Week 1 in the Deepest Throw It.  

The Deepest Throw-It is back for a fourth season! And things are starting off strong because Dan forgot to hit record on his nice microphone, so he was talking into a $400 mic while his computer mic was was the only thing recording...womp womp...maybe next week you'll get a better quality show! Anyway!The Dawn of a new Day. The Birth of a New Year. The Onset of a Quest renewed. This is the Beginning of the 16th Season of the Deep Throw-It Fantasy Football League. …A League where when the rightful ruler sits upon its throne, the entire kingdom rejoices, because when Pleasure Reigns Supreme, everyone wins! Let's take a look at how the festivities are going: It's Draft Week in the Deepest Throw It!  

The Playoffs. Where one team goes home devastated and another inches closer to glory. A gauntlet of a thousand plays happening across the country add up to a cavernous echo chamber of success or failure. Four teams enter, only two remain. Which teams are still erect and pounding away in the this epic glory hole of Fantasy Football? Who will fight to etch their name on the hallowed base of the great Lombobble? – It's week 16 in the Deepest Throw It. 

Good week of playoff fantasy football - - - bad week of audio! Woot!!!

The playoffs are set. Our Reigning Champion's reign has gone down the drain of the main vein. There will be no repeat this year. Our newest newcomer has leapfrogged his honoroable commish to get that coveted first round bye and the Sagest of Cocks stroll into their own first round bye. The remaining playoff teams get to groundhog's day this past week, so let's take a look at how the final week of the regular season played out – Its Week 14 in the deepest throw it. 

We're rounding the corner and heading into the final stretch toward the playoffs. This week provided some massive scores and major let downs. Yet we still only have 1 team that's officially out of the hunt. One more team (we won't name names) Pleasureably punches their ticket into the post season. Who's in? Who's out. Let's find out together in Week 13 of The Deepest Throw It. 

Didn't plan the intro...so...yeah...guess you're just gonna have to listen and find out. 

As we enter the final stages of the regular season, a Nightmare has taken over this league. And by that I just mean, Sam's team is really good. He's like, really killing it. It's gonna be fun to see if he can squeeze out a playoff spot after such a slow start…it's really an inspiring nightmare. Ok, I'm done. It's week 11 the deepest throw it. 

No. It can't be. Am I seeing this right. The Herberts made a roster move?! Awwwwww, it's on now. We're getting serious. It's geeting to that time of year when you're either in or out, and it's looking like there's only one team left that's totally out. Better buckle up, cause it's gonna be a dark and steamy ride – It's week 10 in the deepest throw it. 

It was a down week for scoring for pretty much every team. For some, it's due to widespread injuries up and down their rosters. For others, they're just cool letting their bye week players hang out in the starting lineup. But for the Waiver Wire All Stars…we'll they're going off like a frog in a sock. Maybe someone will add these boys to their rosters. Maybe not. What's for sure, is that It's Week 9 in the Deepest Throw-It.

We're half way through the season and the league standings are getting more and more murky. The top teams are falling back to the pack. The bottom teams are logging some wins. It's only a three game gap from the last place team to the first. It is, quite literally, anyone's season for the taking. And while the playoff picture is unclear, one thing is for certain…NFL players are going to keep getting injured…it's week 8 in the Deepest Throw It. 

It's starting to look like our Reigning Champ might not repeat. It's 100% looking like we're not going to have an undefeated team this season. We had a lot of injuries. And we had a lot of really low scores. But we've got a couple of teams emerging as powerhouse contenders – and you're all going to have to stick it out through out SPECIAL SEGMENT to find out who….it's week 6 in the deepest throw it.    

[Edited description. V.O. talent went off the rails.] This week we look at basically a bunch of total blow outs. People got injured. People said "Fuck It" to setting their linups. You know...a regular old week of Fantasy Football. 

We can't ignore the elephant in the room anymore. Travis Kelce's new girlfriend sings and stuff and I went and listened to some of her work. It's pretty ok. It's OK in the way the Broncos and the Vikings took a page out of our Reigning champs book and won a game for the first time this season. All of those teams looked pretty OK this week – OH! We had a tie!!!!!!!! It's week 4 in the deepest throw it.

Lots of high scores. I was in Cabo...I'm not spending time writing this episode description right now.