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VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, Oystein Berge, ericpp, ChadF, southside, Piez, HeyCitizen, Lupin, Otis Bitmeyer LLC, ajoint, makeheroism, Sir TJ the Wrathful, Tjunta Intro/Outro: Stevia Sphere - Neon Lights #40HPW Send physical mail to: PO BOX 410514 Kansas City, MO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever changed a tire. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever rode a ferry. TOP THREE 33 PGA of America reports 33% revenue rise (Golf Business News) Workers' productivity increases 33% every hour they use AI (HR Dive) Investigation leads to 33 arrests in major drug bust (Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Alabama court ruling allows medical licensing to proceed (Alabama Reflector) Mason City Council (Ohio) votes unanimously to ban dispensaries (WCPO) Maryland Curaleaf workers sue over tip distribution (FOX Baltimore) THC-infused candy sparks daycare panic (FOX)  METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us… Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Want in on the 2 million sat Ring of Fire? Email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com US House votes to overturn IRS DeFi broker rule (CoinDesk) Mt. Gox moves another $930M Bitcoin as payout deadline looms (CoinDesk) Trump's Bitcoin Reserve disappoints market, weighs on crypto (Bloomberg) KC Bitcoiners Meetup:  Thou Mayest at the River Market FRIDAY at 7:30 a.m. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING Indian woman who spent 33 days in jail honored (Deccan Herald) Charizard Cheeto sells for $87K (The Associated Press) Family's chicken lays ginormous egg three times normal size (FOX) Texas embalmer charged with castrating dead sex offender (FOX) Failed s'mores-making attempt likely sparked Long Island fires (FOX) Idaho brothers become youngest to earn all Junior Ranger badges (UPI) Werewolf earns Guiness World Record (UPI) Coffee theft surges in the US as prices for beans soar (Reuters) TSA finds live turtle in man's pants (AP) Air India flight had to return to US after passengers clog 11 of 12 onboard toilets (Not the Bee)

  VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Sharky, SircussMedia, Pheonix & PhoneBoy, harvhat, piez, ChadF, RNR Breakheart, Malachi, wartime, RevCyberTrucker, ajoint, Boolysteed, CollinB, BooBury, Tjunta, DJW, bitpunk.fm, HeyCitizen, MachoManRandySavage, Lavish, Kermit Listen to the latest Bowls With Buds featuring Jon Breaks Bad News & SirSeatSitter THURSDAY the great and powerful Malachi is going to be in the Hitter for Homegrown Hits Episode 69 Tune in FRIDAY at 8pm Central for bitpunk.fm Bowls With Buds Intro/Outro: e s c p - Neon Metaphor (YouTube) FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever filed an insurance claim. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever made love in the woods. TOP THREE 33 2 American hostages, Bibas family confirmed among first 33 Israeli captives to be released in cease-fire (New York Post) Kenya confirms 2 more mpox cases, bringing total to 33 (AA) Ukraine's air force says it downed 33 Russian drones launched overnight (Reuters) BEHIND THE CURTAIN US Department of Health and Human Services revises marijuana terminology (Federal Register) US Customs and Border Patrol asks court to dismiss New Mexico seizure lawsuit (Marijuana Moment) Louisville, Kentucky firefighters sue to use medical marijuana (WDRB) New rules target middlemen in Missouri cannabis industry to prevent 'predatory' practices (Missouri Independent) METAL MOMENT RevCyberTrucker is BACK with an O'Keefe Music Foundation cover of Snuff by Slipknot Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN ROSS IS FREE! Mike Hagen's interview with Lyn Ulbricht Sen Lummis demands FDIC to halt destruction of Operation Chokepoint 2.0 materials (Lummis.Senate.gov) US Department of Justice sued over criminalization of software development (Coin Center) Tornado Cash sanctions reversal has no effect on developers' trial, says DOJ (The Rage)  KC Bitcoiners BOWLING on February 12th (tentatively) KC Bitcoiners Beers with Bitcoiners at The Bar Listen to Tappinskins' Trump Supporter Remix The Man is a Genius! FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING 33 dogs rescued from alleged hoarding case in southwestern Virginia (WRIC) 33-year-old Indonesian man killed in Yilan scooter accident (Focus Taiwan) Indian woman dies of heart attack in shock after 33-year-old son's death by suicide (Hindustan Times) Northern Arkansas wildlife refuge welcomes 33 big cats from Florida sanctuary (Ozarks First) Terunofuji: Japan's only grand master to retire aged 33 (Times of India) 12 Oakland County, Michigan communities scramble to absorb 33% hike in police costs (The Detroit News) Iowa pig farmers provide 33% of the US hog inventory (Pork Business) Short-lived:  Exonerated after 33 years, Jacksonville man learns his fate in new conviction (Jacksonville) Lawmakers propose redrawing state boundaries, letting 33 Illinois counties join Indiana (MyStateLine) Drug-addicted rats destroy evidence in Houston police lockers (The Washington Post)

OLIVER I know what we should call ourselves. Lil JIM Is it in English? OLIVER I am English, you idiot. LIL JIMMY You know what I meant. OLVER I'm sure I don't! STEV/PHEN Okay, genius—what is it you think we should go by? OLIVER The Strike Force Five! [Lightning strikes in the background— SETH runs away to hide under some furniture as the other boys begin to laugh—! SETH Don't laugh! I hate thunder! STEV/PHEN That wasn't thunder! [then, thunder follows] SETH AHH! STEV/PHEN That was Thunder! WHO THE FUCK AM I MISSING That's a good name, I think. JIMMY I You know what, you're right! SETH I hate it. LIL JIMMY (II) You hate everything. SETH I hate you. BIG JIMMY(I) That's perfect! We'll call ourselves— strike force five! thunder and lightning strike at the same time. SETH begins crying. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT TO: JOHNNY CARSON parks his DeLorean on the curb (read: sidewalk) CARSON Well, I'm sauced. L E G E N D S FUCK! Did I forget Steve Allen? wtf am I gonna do with Steve Allen?! Right! Who's the mom?! Not important! Why! You're not a feminist, are you?! Oh GOD, WE'RE GONNA CRASH AND DIE. GOOD. WHAT! I'm immortal, I'll just be—burps—reborn! FUCK THAT. GIMMIE THE WHERL. No, UOU're drunk. UR DRUNK. YEAH, but you were drunk FIRST. OH GOD, FUCK IT, I'll drive! TELSA You have arrived at your destination. Ah, shit, Oh, okay. I forgot I had autopilot enabled. *sleeping* Yikes. Who sent them out for coffee? Beyoncé. They own everything . Everything? I'm saying— Everything. Wow. NBC and Coca Cola, huh. Nice wager. Whatever, I still haven't been paid yet. Exactly. There that bitch go. Aha. Caught ya red handed! Or green handed Whatever— just Let's drop a house on this hoe. Facts. What kind of house? Idk? Make it like a duplex? How many stories; At least 3; At least And a basement. Correct. Just make sure she end up under that hoe. [a house drops on the wicked witch of the west. Or was it the east? I'm pretty sure it was the west I miss California Go back, then. I— am trying. YO. Yoooo. What happened. They dropped a house on my ass. Ah, damn. Is that where we at? For sure, dis a whole ass house up in here. Facts, bro. Dis a nice house. Hell yeah it is. But oh, shit— [the witch is barefooted] Yo ruby slippers is gone, bruh! Fuck them Ruby slippers, man! I got a house! I own property in this BITCH. Fo sho— where we at, tho? PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES. WE OUT WEST. AAAAAAHHHHHH SHIT. Call the homies. You're not green anymore! I was never “green” It was just a skin condition I picked up All that broomstick flyin around Damn. Facts. Yo, order some pizza. Alllllrrrriiiiiiiigghhhhhjt. [THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST HOSTS A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS] Giggidy! Who the fuck is this fool? I don't know. I don't know what day it is; I have sex with aliens. We've been playing games forever Nothing changes, names or weather I used to get the tens, And be on one, So if two is four, Two fifteens, two fifteens I don't want to mean to mean you Didn't mean to be mean, but I meant what I said When I said what I meant About you, So now I go south, For the winter South, till the sun comes out again South, East these days it ain't easy to forget you Dreaming of the west coast What's the dose for lost love? I might never know how to take it; The hard way, I guess Or dark, like my coffee The coffin's open Did you want to join? A double wide, for the shoe that fits The soul that grasps And the sole that holds An awkward foot Two for two, Or four, for free And I adore you, but Double down on your thoughts Two tens used to take me somewhere, Who knows though Now I fly south for the winter Knowing I might never come home It could be a targeted attack from the whites. that's fair, but still it might help. It will help, but only temporarily. Who knows I do. Please never say those two words next to each other ever again. Noted. I don't see any difference either way, No dissalusion, just indirection, in fact I've lost the infection and the undertones in my own dissonance, and everything seems distant Establishing dependence in intellogstions, I'd be gracious if you presented this Impending tragedy, rather as a… Message, sent I thought you were my best friend Missed connections I thought you were a bottle of my favorite elixir Dear, it doesn't make any different at all It doesn't make any difference at all If you can't play it Play it out, nice Brush strokes, Put the spokes on the back wheel, Just so everything is real (It isn't) Indifference in a nutshell is Irreverence and irrelevance It's hell, isn't it, If all the good girls are in it, Or going there Where are you? Somehow lost focus, reworked for greatness and I just realized I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore; I can't stand it I'll call Matt lauer What! Why?! What for. Because he's Matt Lauer! What! He'll know what to do. [mattress flying through the air] KEVIN HART Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo— {Enter The Multiverse} This is a house of cards; You know it's a house of cards, right? This is a house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right? This is my house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right. {Enter The Multiverse} What up. I'm a walking pile of words. That's Hot. Is it? Ehhh… Two Jews walk into a bar. Oh, come on. —the problem is when they walked in, it was the 1930's. Yikes. Now when is it? NEW YORK CITY. MODERN DAY. [unintelligible Yiddish] Big time boys, And part time girls; Some people go around the back for it Geniuses ride around in private cars; Some people go around the back for it. Fat man goes down fast; two stabs to the back And he's all yours, All arms Some people come around the back for it Others have that charm, Paid an arm and a leg for it But all done now, it's not hard to know you're on a recorded line How does it feel to fall in love And be loved back I wouldn't know, I'm still at the Encore Sure at the show in a soft swung hammock, I don't know Of course, the girl doesn't want it at all Perfect little blonde, she'll get along well off with another one (for the other's it's once in a lifetime, if one.) {Enter The Multiverse} Integrity, you know. The elderly woman leans in over her shouldernat the elderly man. Integrity, puh! Iiiiicing on the cake! And all is well. Sir! “Sir” I beg of you. All nonsense; my cap or my crown? Have ye the strength to bare either? Apparently so. I beg to differ. My cap, then. He dawns the jokers court cap, and in contrast to his robes . Who.:: A whisper. A shadow, soon to vanish— And then, another figure, not parted But hidden, Miraculous gesture, The jester, imprisoned. Please don't do this tonight. If not tonight I don't know when. Whenever else! But not now! EXT. TOM'S RESTAURANT. MANHATTAN. DAY. It is a grey but not dreary day, overcast however with the silverline clouds of an otherwise beautiful sunlit day. [—The Legend Returns] Tales of a Superstwr DJ It's shining like three seeds of pomegranate in my hand— A desolate desert beach amidst a sandstorm, the sun beams down through the barrage of inescapable flying white pellets of sand. FUCK! Dapper gentlemen, All I want to see if your body Make sand stone ground, Clasp to nothing but perhaps, Warm and clean, crisp and fresh linen And I, you, my need Free to your whole body, A feast for the starving; A quest for the wicked. Yes, I need you. Now and forever. I need you. Now and forever. If we made love in the library, Any open book would be of you thereafter— And to give me a guitar would mean, That every note would sing your name. Just then, the Peloton beckoned, or the cleats, anyway, although the bath I'd run just the night before was still full, stone cold by now and just as well the coffee in my tumbler was luke warm, but I had cried myself an entire river the night before, and I was sure the pouting might have even sent me to a seperate dimension. I was being such a baby—and I had never been so upset to have actually gotten what I wanted. The handsome man was a distraction— a welcome one. I didn't want to ask his age, but I knew he was older than me, and he was beautiful. I didn't want to scare him away, but to be honest with myself or anything else, this was the first one I might have wanted in a long time—the first real one, anyway, or, somewhat real. Closer to normal along the spectrum, not some famous celebrity or a delusion of grandeur, but seemingly normal, smart, and handsome. Remember my imaginary friend RiffRaff? Wasn't it a dragon I think so. Huh. Turns out it's a rapper. That's… interesting. Even more odd: look at this. Don't scroll anymore. That is…fantastic. {Enter The Multiverse} It fees too close to home; I took the scenic route. God knows I don't belong here— I don't want to harm you It hits too close to home I have to play the part You just don't know the half of it You just don't know the art “The Scorn of Lorne” LORNE MICHAELS WHO is responsible for this? Nobody moves a muscle, not an inch. Not even wince or a blink, not a breath at all in the room, until— SETH MEYERS let's out a deeply exasperated sigh of concern and beffudlement. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT TO: Alright, where is it? GODDAMIT! What is it with you people! What people? I'm not people. —and why does everyone secretly smoke? Oh come on. It's common knowledge. What's “common knowledge”? Where is it? You are redundant! And you, are about to be decapitated. By whom, might I ask? The Network. Great. “To Cut Ties” Well… The man hanging from a singular kite in what appears to be midair with nothing and no one around in sight across a clear blue sky lets out a light sigh, as if to say..: [nothing] There's really nothing that can be done about this. Seth? Red tape. Red tape everywhere! Well, it's settled then. I'll just— Go ahead, right this way. Who is THIS? I own The Network. No you don't! You know—you're right. I am the network. Ah, Christ, we gotta get out of here. Correct. Where's Fallon? I— Dead. What! Finally. Or presumed missing. What: Go figure. Which is it. One of the two, and either way. —fff. We're boned. Definitely. Ah, Christ. You gotta see this. What is it. Haven't figured it out yet. What's it look like. Something. Something, eh? Yes, indeed. Well, not nothing. Not nothing. TINA FEYA is a special detective at the head of an elite task force designed to investigate distinctly extraordinary cases; the detective takes a long draw from a cigarette Ew, barf. I'm not doing that. No, your character is doing it. I don't think so. Don't think so. Do so. No, no—see; I don't think my character would smoke. Why? Because she has my name, and I don't smoke! CUT TO: Quadadimentional TINA FEY shoots pool and tosses back cold glass bottles of craft beer. ::||PAUSE. IV— Oh, I get it. Now you understand. I understand we can't be in the same room together. Why is thi— I will kill you. CUT TO: AREA 51. HOLDING CELL. DAY Ooh. Is this the part where? Yeus. Oof. Yeus. Alright, get in here. No, Wait— No, no. Get comfortable. With what? Your new cellmate. Don't tell me it's. CUT TO: I TOLD YOU. I'M NOT DOIN THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE DOIN THE TONIGHT SHOW— YOU KNOW WHY? WHY?! BECAUSE I SAID SO. Oh, well, since you said so. Really? fuck no. Move. GIVE ME BACK MY BODY, YOU FIEND. I WILL —*sniffs*—NOT, You're rUinInG it!!! I'm making improvements. yooooooooooouuuuuuu— CUT BACK TO. [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT, INC. circa 2018- 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. The Complex Collective © -Ū. Then I showed up on the south side Said I was retired but I still ride When I'm in the valley it's g5 Old school soul, it's a G vibe

OLIVER I know what we should call ourselves. Lil JIM Is it in English? OLIVER I am English, you idiot. LIL JIMMY You know what I meant. OLVER I'm sure I don't! STEV/PHEN Okay, genius—what is it you think we should go by? OLIVER The Strike Force Five! [Lightning strikes in the background— SETH runs away to hide under some furniture as the other boys begin to laugh—! SETH Don't laugh! I hate thunder! STEV/PHEN That wasn't thunder! [then, thunder follows] SETH AHH! STEV/PHEN That was Thunder! WHO THE FUCK AM I MISSING That's a good name, I think. JIMMY I You know what, you're right! SETH I hate it. LIL JIMMY (II) You hate everything. SETH I hate you. BIG JIMMY(I) That's perfect! We'll call ourselves— strike force five! thunder and lightning strike at the same time. SETH begins crying. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT TO: JOHNNY CARSON parks his DeLorean on the curb (read: sidewalk) CARSON Well, I'm sauced. L E G E N D S FUCK! Did I forget Steve Allen? wtf am I gonna do with Steve Allen?! Right! Who's the mom?! Not important! Why! You're not a feminist, are you?! Oh GOD, WE'RE GONNA CRASH AND DIE. GOOD. WHAT! I'm immortal, I'll just be—burps—reborn! FUCK THAT. GIMMIE THE WHERL. No, UOU're drunk. UR DRUNK. YEAH, but you were drunk FIRST. OH GOD, FUCK IT, I'll drive! TELSA You have arrived at your destination. Ah, shit, Oh, okay. I forgot I had autopilot enabled. *sleeping* Yikes. Who sent them out for coffee? Beyoncé. They own everything . Everything? I'm saying— Everything. Wow. NBC and Coca Cola, huh. Nice wager. Whatever, I still haven't been paid yet. Exactly. There that bitch go. Aha. Caught ya red handed! Or green handed Whatever— just Let's drop a house on this hoe. Facts. What kind of house? Idk? Make it like a duplex? How many stories; At least 3; At least And a basement. Correct. Just make sure she end up under that hoe. [a house drops on the wicked witch of the west. Or was it the east? I'm pretty sure it was the west I miss California Go back, then. I— am trying. YO. Yoooo. What happened. They dropped a house on my ass. Ah, damn. Is that where we at? For sure, dis a whole ass house up in here. Facts, bro. Dis a nice house. Hell yeah it is. But oh, shit— [the witch is barefooted] Yo ruby slippers is gone, bruh! Fuck them Ruby slippers, man! I got a house! I own property in this BITCH. Fo sho— where we at, tho? PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES. WE OUT WEST. AAAAAAHHHHHH SHIT. Call the homies. You're not green anymore! I was never “green” It was just a skin condition I picked up All that broomstick flyin around Damn. Facts. Yo, order some pizza. Alllllrrrriiiiiiiigghhhhhjt. [THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST HOSTS A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS] Giggidy! Who the fuck is this fool? I don't know. I don't know what day it is; I have sex with aliens. We've been playing games forever Nothing changes, names or weather I used to get the tens, And be on one, So if two is four, Two fifteens, two fifteens I don't want to mean to mean you Didn't mean to be mean, but I meant what I said When I said what I meant About you, So now I go south, For the winter South, till the sun comes out again South, East these days it ain't easy to forget you Dreaming of the west coast What's the dose for lost love? I might never know how to take it; The hard way, I guess Or dark, like my coffee The coffin's open Did you want to join? A double wide, for the shoe that fits The soul that grasps And the sole that holds An awkward foot Two for two, Or four, for free And I adore you, but Double down on your thoughts Two tens used to take me somewhere, Who knows though Now I fly south for the winter Knowing I might never come home It could be a targeted attack from the whites. that's fair, but still it might help. It will help, but only temporarily. Who knows I do. Please never say those two words next to each other ever again. Noted. I don't see any difference either way, No dissalusion, just indirection, in fact I've lost the infection and the undertones in my own dissonance, and everything seems distant Establishing dependence in intellogstions, I'd be gracious if you presented this Impending tragedy, rather as a… Message, sent I thought you were my best friend Missed connections I thought you were a bottle of my favorite elixir Dear, it doesn't make any different at all It doesn't make any difference at all If you can't play it Play it out, nice Brush strokes, Put the spokes on the back wheel, Just so everything is real (It isn't) Indifference in a nutshell is Irreverence and irrelevance It's hell, isn't it, If all the good girls are in it, Or going there Where are you? Somehow lost focus, reworked for greatness and I just realized I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore; I can't stand it I'll call Matt lauer What! Why?! What for. Because he's Matt Lauer! What! He'll know what to do. [mattress flying through the air] KEVIN HART Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo— {Enter The Multiverse} This is a house of cards; You know it's a house of cards, right? This is a house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right? This is my house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right. {Enter The Multiverse} What up. I'm a walking pile of words. That's Hot. Is it? Ehhh… Two Jews walk into a bar. Oh, come on. —the problem is when they walked in, it was the 1930's. Yikes. Now when is it? NEW YORK CITY. MODERN DAY. [unintelligible Yiddish] Big time boys, And part time girls; Some people go around the back for it Geniuses ride around in private cars; Some people go around the back for it. Fat man goes down fast; two stabs to the back And he's all yours, All arms Some people come around the back for it Others have that charm, Paid an arm and a leg for it But all done now, it's not hard to know you're on a recorded line How does it feel to fall in love And be loved back I wouldn't know, I'm still at the Encore Sure at the show in a soft swung hammock, I don't know Of course, the girl doesn't want it at all Perfect little blonde, she'll get along well off with another one (for the other's it's once in a lifetime, if one.) {Enter The Multiverse} Integrity, you know. The elderly woman leans in over her shouldernat the elderly man. Integrity, puh! Iiiiicing on the cake! And all is well. Sir! “Sir” I beg of you. All nonsense; my cap or my crown? Have ye the strength to bare either? Apparently so. I beg to differ. My cap, then. He dawns the jokers court cap, and in contrast to his robes . Who.:: A whisper. A shadow, soon to vanish— And then, another figure, not parted But hidden, Miraculous gesture, The jester, imprisoned. Please don't do this tonight. If not tonight I don't know when. Whenever else! But not now! EXT. TOM'S RESTAURANT. MANHATTAN. DAY. It is a grey but not dreary day, overcast however with the silverline clouds of an otherwise beautiful sunlit day. [—The Legend Returns] Tales of a Superstwr DJ It's shining like three seeds of pomegranate in my hand— A desolate desert beach amidst a sandstorm, the sun beams down through the barrage of inescapable flying white pellets of sand. FUCK! Dapper gentlemen, All I want to see if your body Make sand stone ground, Clasp to nothing but perhaps, Warm and clean, crisp and fresh linen And I, you, my need Free to your whole body, A feast for the starving; A quest for the wicked. Yes, I need you. Now and forever. I need you. Now and forever. If we made love in the library, Any open book would be of you thereafter— And to give me a guitar would mean, That every note would sing your name. Just then, the Peloton beckoned, or the cleats, anyway, although the bath I'd run just the night before was still full, stone cold by now and just as well the coffee in my tumbler was luke warm, but I had cried myself an entire river the night before, and I was sure the pouting might have even sent me to a seperate dimension. I was being such a baby—and I had never been so upset to have actually gotten what I wanted. The handsome man was a distraction— a welcome one. I didn't want to ask his age, but I knew he was older than me, and he was beautiful. I didn't want to scare him away, but to be honest with myself or anything else, this was the first one I might have wanted in a long time—the first real one, anyway, or, somewhat real. Closer to normal along the spectrum, not some famous celebrity or a delusion of grandeur, but seemingly normal, smart, and handsome. Remember my imaginary friend RiffRaff? Wasn't it a dragon I think so. Huh. Turns out it's a rapper. That's… interesting. Even more odd: look at this. Don't scroll anymore. That is…fantastic. {Enter The Multiverse} It fees too close to home; I took the scenic route. God knows I don't belong here— I don't want to harm you It hits too close to home I have to play the part You just don't know the half of it You just don't know the art “The Scorn of Lorne” LORNE MICHAELS WHO is responsible for this? Nobody moves a muscle, not an inch. Not even wince or a blink, not a breath at all in the room, until— SETH MEYERS let's out a deeply exasperated sigh of concern and beffudlement. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT TO: Alright, where is it? GODDAMIT! What is it with you people! What people? I'm not people. —and why does everyone secretly smoke? Oh come on. It's common knowledge. What's “common knowledge”? Where is it? You are redundant! And you, are about to be decapitated. By whom, might I ask? The Network. Great. “To Cut Ties” Well… The man hanging from a singular kite in what appears to be midair with nothing and no one around in sight across a clear blue sky lets out a light sigh, as if to say..: [nothing] There's really nothing that can be done about this. Seth? Red tape. Red tape everywhere! Well, it's settled then. I'll just— Go ahead, right this way. Who is THIS? I own The Network. No you don't! You know—you're right. I am the network. Ah, Christ, we gotta get out of here. Correct. Where's Fallon? I— Dead. What! Finally. Or presumed missing. What: Go figure. Which is it. One of the two, and either way. —fff. We're boned. Definitely. Ah, Christ. You gotta see this. What is it. Haven't figured it out yet. What's it look like. Something. Something, eh? Yes, indeed. Well, not nothing. Not nothing. TINA FEYA is a special detective at the head of an elite task force designed to investigate distinctly extraordinary cases; the detective takes a long draw from a cigarette Ew, barf. I'm not doing that. No, your character is doing it. I don't think so. Don't think so. Do so. No, no—see; I don't think my character would smoke. Why? Because she has my name, and I don't smoke! CUT TO: Quadadimentional TINA FEY shoots pool and tosses back cold glass bottles of craft beer. ::||PAUSE. IV— Oh, I get it. Now you understand. I understand we can't be in the same room together. Why is thi— I will kill you. CUT TO: AREA 51. HOLDING CELL. DAY Ooh. Is this the part where? Yeus. Oof. Yeus. Alright, get in here. No, Wait— No, no. Get comfortable. With what? Your new cellmate. Don't tell me it's. CUT TO: I TOLD YOU. I'M NOT DOIN THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE DOIN THE TONIGHT SHOW— YOU KNOW WHY? WHY?! BECAUSE I SAID SO. Oh, well, since you said so. Really? fuck no. Move. GIVE ME BACK MY BODY, YOU FIEND. I WILL —*sniffs*—NOT, You're rUinInG it!!! I'm making improvements. yooooooooooouuuuuuu— CUT BACK TO. [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT, INC. circa 2018- 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. The Complex Collective © -Ū. Then I showed up on the south side Said I was retired but I still ride When I'm in the valley it's g5 Old school soul, it's a G vibe

OLIVER I know what we should call ourselves. Lil JIM Is it in English? OLIVER I am English, you idiot. LIL JIMMY You know what I meant. OLVER I'm sure I don't! STEV/PHEN Okay, genius—what is it you think we should go by? OLIVER The Strike Force Five! [Lightning strikes in the background— SETH runs away to hide under some furniture as the other boys begin to laugh—! SETH Don't laugh! I hate thunder! STEV/PHEN That wasn't thunder! [then, thunder follows] SETH AHH! STEV/PHEN That was Thunder! WHO THE FUCK AM I MISSING That's a good name, I think. JIMMY I You know what, you're right! SETH I hate it. LIL JIMMY (II) You hate everything. SETH I hate you. BIG JIMMY(I) That's perfect! We'll call ourselves— strike force five! thunder and lightning strike at the same time. SETH begins crying. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT TO: JOHNNY CARSON parks his DeLorean on the curb (read: sidewalk) CARSON Well, I'm sauced. L E G E N D S FUCK! Did I forget Steve Allen? wtf am I gonna do with Steve Allen?! Right! Who's the mom?! Not important! Why! You're not a feminist, are you?! Oh GOD, WE'RE GONNA CRASH AND DIE. GOOD. WHAT! I'm immortal, I'll just be—burps—reborn! FUCK THAT. GIMMIE THE WHERL. No, UOU're drunk. UR DRUNK. YEAH, but you were drunk FIRST. OH GOD, FUCK IT, I'll drive! TELSA You have arrived at your destination. Ah, shit, Oh, okay. I forgot I had autopilot enabled. *sleeping* Yikes. Who sent them out for coffee? Beyoncé. They own everything . Everything? I'm saying— Everything. Wow. NBC and Coca Cola, huh. Nice wager. Whatever, I still haven't been paid yet. Exactly. There that bitch go. Aha. Caught ya red handed! Or green handed Whatever— just Let's drop a house on this hoe. Facts. What kind of house? Idk? Make it like a duplex? How many stories; At least 3; At least And a basement. Correct. Just make sure she end up under that hoe. [a house drops on the wicked witch of the west. Or was it the east? I'm pretty sure it was the west I miss California Go back, then. I— am trying. YO. Yoooo. What happened. They dropped a house on my ass. Ah, damn. Is that where we at? For sure, dis a whole ass house up in here. Facts, bro. Dis a nice house. Hell yeah it is. But oh, shit— [the witch is barefooted] Yo ruby slippers is gone, bruh! Fuck them Ruby slippers, man! I got a house! I own property in this BITCH. Fo sho— where we at, tho? PANORAMIC VIEW OF LOS ANGELES. WE OUT WEST. AAAAAAHHHHHH SHIT. Call the homies. You're not green anymore! I was never “green” It was just a skin condition I picked up All that broomstick flyin around Damn. Facts. Yo, order some pizza. Alllllrrrriiiiiiiigghhhhhjt. [THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST HOSTS A HOUSE PARTY IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS] Giggidy! Who the fuck is this fool? I don't know. I don't know what day it is; I have sex with aliens. We've been playing games forever Nothing changes, names or weather I used to get the tens, And be on one, So if two is four, Two fifteens, two fifteens I don't want to mean to mean you Didn't mean to be mean, but I meant what I said When I said what I meant About you, So now I go south, For the winter South, till the sun comes out again South, East these days it ain't easy to forget you Dreaming of the west coast What's the dose for lost love? I might never know how to take it; The hard way, I guess Or dark, like my coffee The coffin's open Did you want to join? A double wide, for the shoe that fits The soul that grasps And the sole that holds An awkward foot Two for two, Or four, for free And I adore you, but Double down on your thoughts Two tens used to take me somewhere, Who knows though Now I fly south for the winter Knowing I might never come home It could be a targeted attack from the whites. that's fair, but still it might help. It will help, but only temporarily. Who knows I do. Please never say those two words next to each other ever again. Noted. I don't see any difference either way, No dissalusion, just indirection, in fact I've lost the infection and the undertones in my own dissonance, and everything seems distant Establishing dependence in intellogstions, I'd be gracious if you presented this Impending tragedy, rather as a… Message, sent I thought you were my best friend Missed connections I thought you were a bottle of my favorite elixir Dear, it doesn't make any different at all It doesn't make any difference at all If you can't play it Play it out, nice Brush strokes, Put the spokes on the back wheel, Just so everything is real (It isn't) Indifference in a nutshell is Irreverence and irrelevance It's hell, isn't it, If all the good girls are in it, Or going there Where are you? Somehow lost focus, reworked for greatness and I just realized I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore I can't do this anymore; I can't stand it I'll call Matt lauer What! Why?! What for. Because he's Matt Lauer! What! He'll know what to do. [mattress flying through the air] KEVIN HART Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo— {Enter The Multiverse} This is a house of cards; You know it's a house of cards, right? This is a house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right? This is my house of cards; I know it's a house of cards, right. {Enter The Multiverse} What up. I'm a walking pile of words. That's Hot. Is it? Ehhh… Two Jews walk into a bar. Oh, come on. —the problem is when they walked in, it was the 1930's. Yikes. Now when is it? NEW YORK CITY. MODERN DAY. [unintelligible Yiddish] Big time boys, And part time girls; Some people go around the back for it Geniuses ride around in private cars; Some people go around the back for it. Fat man goes down fast; two stabs to the back And he's all yours, All arms Some people come around the back for it Others have that charm, Paid an arm and a leg for it But all done now, it's not hard to know you're on a recorded line How does it feel to fall in love And be loved back I wouldn't know, I'm still at the Encore Sure at the show in a soft swung hammock, I don't know Of course, the girl doesn't want it at all Perfect little blonde, she'll get along well off with another one (for the other's it's once in a lifetime, if one.) {Enter The Multiverse} Integrity, you know. The elderly woman leans in over her shouldernat the elderly man. Integrity, puh! Iiiiicing on the cake! And all is well. Sir! “Sir” I beg of you. All nonsense; my cap or my crown? Have ye the strength to bare either? Apparently so. I beg to differ. My cap, then. He dawns the jokers court cap, and in contrast to his robes . Who.:: A whisper. A shadow, soon to vanish— And then, another figure, not parted But hidden, Miraculous gesture, The jester, imprisoned. Please don't do this tonight. If not tonight I don't know when. Whenever else! But not now! EXT. TOM'S RESTAURANT. MANHATTAN. DAY. It is a grey but not dreary day, overcast however with the silverline clouds of an otherwise beautiful sunlit day. [—The Legend Returns] Tales of a Superstwr DJ It's shining like three seeds of pomegranate in my hand— A desolate desert beach amidst a sandstorm, the sun beams down through the barrage of inescapable flying white pellets of sand. FUCK! Dapper gentlemen, All I want to see if your body Make sand stone ground, Clasp to nothing but perhaps, Warm and clean, crisp and fresh linen And I, you, my need Free to your whole body, A feast for the starving; A quest for the wicked. Yes, I need you. Now and forever. I need you. Now and forever. If we made love in the library, Any open book would be of you thereafter— And to give me a guitar would mean, That every note would sing your name. Just then, the Peloton beckoned, or the cleats, anyway, although the bath I'd run just the night before was still full, stone cold by now and just as well the coffee in my tumbler was luke warm, but I had cried myself an entire river the night before, and I was sure the pouting might have even sent me to a seperate dimension. I was being such a baby—and I had never been so upset to have actually gotten what I wanted. The handsome man was a distraction— a welcome one. I didn't want to ask his age, but I knew he was older than me, and he was beautiful. I didn't want to scare him away, but to be honest with myself or anything else, this was the first one I might have wanted in a long time—the first real one, anyway, or, somewhat real. Closer to normal along the spectrum, not some famous celebrity or a delusion of grandeur, but seemingly normal, smart, and handsome. Remember my imaginary friend RiffRaff? Wasn't it a dragon I think so. Huh. Turns out it's a rapper. That's… interesting. Even more odd: look at this. Don't scroll anymore. That is…fantastic. {Enter The Multiverse} It fees too close to home; I took the scenic route. God knows I don't belong here— I don't want to harm you It hits too close to home I have to play the part You just don't know the half of it You just don't know the art “The Scorn of Lorne” LORNE MICHAELS WHO is responsible for this? Nobody moves a muscle, not an inch. Not even wince or a blink, not a breath at all in the room, until— SETH MEYERS let's out a deeply exasperated sigh of concern and beffudlement. {Enter The Multiverse} CUT TO: Alright, where is it? GODDAMIT! What is it with you people! What people? I'm not people. —and why does everyone secretly smoke? Oh come on. It's common knowledge. What's “common knowledge”? Where is it? You are redundant! And you, are about to be decapitated. By whom, might I ask? The Network. Great. “To Cut Ties” Well… The man hanging from a singular kite in what appears to be midair with nothing and no one around in sight across a clear blue sky lets out a light sigh, as if to say..: [nothing] There's really nothing that can be done about this. Seth? Red tape. Red tape everywhere! Well, it's settled then. I'll just— Go ahead, right this way. Who is THIS? I own The Network. No you don't! You know—you're right. I am the network. Ah, Christ, we gotta get out of here. Correct. Where's Fallon? I— Dead. What! Finally. Or presumed missing. What: Go figure. Which is it. One of the two, and either way. —fff. We're boned. Definitely. Ah, Christ. You gotta see this. What is it. Haven't figured it out yet. What's it look like. Something. Something, eh? Yes, indeed. Well, not nothing. Not nothing. TINA FEYA is a special detective at the head of an elite task force designed to investigate distinctly extraordinary cases; the detective takes a long draw from a cigarette Ew, barf. I'm not doing that. No, your character is doing it. I don't think so. Don't think so. Do so. No, no—see; I don't think my character would smoke. Why? Because she has my name, and I don't smoke! CUT TO: Quadadimentional TINA FEY shoots pool and tosses back cold glass bottles of craft beer. ::||PAUSE. IV— Oh, I get it. Now you understand. I understand we can't be in the same room together. Why is thi— I will kill you. CUT TO: AREA 51. HOLDING CELL. DAY Ooh. Is this the part where? Yeus. Oof. Yeus. Alright, get in here. No, Wait— No, no. Get comfortable. With what? Your new cellmate. Don't tell me it's. CUT TO: I TOLD YOU. I'M NOT DOIN THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE DOIN THE TONIGHT SHOW— YOU KNOW WHY? WHY?! BECAUSE I SAID SO. Oh, well, since you said so. Really? fuck no. Move. GIVE ME BACK MY BODY, YOU FIEND. I WILL —*sniffs*—NOT, You're rUinInG it!!! I'm making improvements. yooooooooooouuuuuuu— CUT BACK TO. [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT, INC. circa 2018- 2024 | ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. The Complex Collective © -Ū. Then I showed up on the south side Said I was retired but I still ride When I'm in the valley it's g5 Old school soul, it's a G vibe

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 359 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, Anonymous Fountain user, cbrooklyn112, wartime, Boolysteed, Piranesi, Lavish, bitpunk.fm, HeyCitizen, MaryKateUltra, phifer, DJW, ericpp, Boo-Bury, ajoint Intro/Outro: HeyCitizen - It's Christmastime Again! (Lofi Beats Mix) PO BOX 410154 Kansas City, Missouri 64141 ENTER THE DUHLAURIEN CALENDAR GIVEAWAY by mentioning it at show@bowlafterbowl.com or in the IRC Add the Satellite Skirmish to your calendar January 12th ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Helipad update / AlbyHub update v1.12.0 El Salvador agreement on Extended Fund Facility agreement (International Monetary Fund) El Salvador made Bitcoin an official currency. Now it's backtracking for IMF loan. (The Wall Street Journal) Craig Wright found in contempt of court over Bitcoin creation claims (Wired) US Corporate Transparency act injunction overturned by Fifth Circuit (Reuters) Russia imposes 6-year ban on crypto mining in 10 regions, citing energy use: Tass (CoinDesk) KC Bitcoiners Beers with Bitcoiners at The Bar KC Bitcoiners Bitcoin & Coffee! at Take Care's OLEO TOP THREE 33 33-year-old man charged with murder in death of woman set ablaze on subway train (ABC) Study: Houston area has 33 of the top 100 most congested roads in Texas (Houston Public Media) Chicago man Hilton Keller released from prison 33 years after wrongful murder conviction (ABC) Rare snails reintroduced after 33 years in captivity (Hawaii.gov) Japan foreign visitors top 33 million in January - November, break annual record (Kyodo News) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Drug Enforcement Administration judge says DEA made a critical "blunder" in its effort to issue subpoenas to Food and Drug Administration, grants them anyway (Marijuana Moment) Illinois approves female orgasm disorder as a medical marijuana qualifying condition, while Oregon rejects similar proposal (Marijuana Moment) New Mexico medical pot seller sues Internal Revenue Services for tax refund (Bloomberg) New York Governor Kathy Hochul signs weed farmers market bill, bill allowing agricultural tax assessments (Morning AG Clips) Nashville judge temporarily blocks new hemp rules from taking effect(Tennessee Lookout) METAL MOMENT DuhLaurien brings The Doerfels - Carol of the Bells Give RevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com a follow and send jobs karma his way! FIRST TIME I EVER... Tonight, Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever saw Santa. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever stayed up until midnight on New Year's Eve. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Man's penis turns to bone - docs want to use shockwaves to break it down (New York Post) Single women are doing photoshoots with fake baby bumps - and the reason is wild (NY Post) Grinch arrested after drinking too much eggnog in Alabama (WBRC) American Airlines technical issue sparks travel chaos on Christmas Eve (New York Post) Police officer dressed as Grinch steals Christmas spirit during drug bust (New York Post) Snowman mascot hug prompts police response in Idaho shopping area (KREM) Canadian ditches tree for obelisk (New York Post) Santa braves the sticky heat of the Amazon jungle to bring gifts to children in Brazilian village (The Associated Press) 'Christmas lawyer' files for Supreme Court review in holiday light show fight with HOA (New York Post)

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has no audio or video of the movie. We have another version with both)   This year we won't end it with scratch offs, nor wheel of doom, or mystery movie...today we play a new game called Fuck It! We watch the movie we want to watch and what better film to watch then a mother fucking Andy Sidaris Motion Picture! It has been one hell of a year, lets end it on a good note, with bullets, babes and explosions to ring in 2025!   Do or Die | 1991 Two American special agents struggle to avoid getting killed by six teams of deadly assassins hired by a Japanese crime lord. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101744/   Site: Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #doordie #action #AndySidaris #PatMorita #ErikEstrada #DonaSpeir

Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links (This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio)   This year we won't end it with scratch offs, nor wheel of doom, or mystery movie...today we play a new game called Fuck It! We watch the movie we want to watch and what better film to watch then a mother fucking Andy Sidaris Motion Picture! It has been one hell of a year, lets end it on a good note, with bullets, babes and explosions to ring in 2025!   Do or Die | 1991 Two American special agents struggle to avoid getting killed by six teams of deadly assassins hired by a Japanese crime lord. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101744/   Site: Simplistic.Reviews Podcasts: https://simplistic.media/podcasts Spotify: https://goo.gl/pcBg5V Twitter: https://twitter.com/simpletweeters Facebook: http://facebook.com/SimplisticReviews Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/simplygramming iTunes: https://goo.gl/orhsR4   #movie #Commentary #GoodBadMovies #Podcast #doordie #action #AndySidaris #PatMorita #ErikEstrada #DonaSpeir

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: SircussMedia, harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn112, hzrd149, HeyCitizen, Lavish, Anonymous, Piranesi, ajoint, Boo-Bury, Boolysteed, frankiepaint, bitpunk.fm, Sharpie, SirTJtheWrathful Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Choice Is Critical Most Embarrassing Show Episode 4 with Sir Seat Sitter, Jon Breaks Bad News and Sir Spencer Wolf of Kansas City 2024 DuhLaurien calendar PDF One Christmas by Able and The Wolf ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Boostagram Ball *LIVE* at Antone's Bitmain launching US production line (X Cancel)  Czech Republic scraps capital gains tax on crypto held for over 3 years (The Block)  Guy's Take: When Should I Sell My BTC? (Guy Swann / Bitcoin Audible)  Notice of data breach (ByteFederal) Early Bitcoin investor sentenced for filing tax returns that falsely reported his cryptocurrency gains (DOJ) First tax evasion conviction in the US for Bitcoin: two years in prison (Atlas21) Samourai Wallet trial set for November 3, 2025 (The Rage) KC Bitcoiners' Holiday Bash at RJ's Bob-be-que Shack TOP THREE 33 Hamburg, New York receives 33 inches of snow from lake-event storm (FOX Weather) NJ Gov. Phil Murphy pardons 33, commutes 3 women's sentences in first use of clemency (NBC10 Philadelphia) -- second term ends in Jan 2026 33% of Tulsa Public School students are multilingual; here's how TPS meets their needs (News 9) Deaths from drug overdoses surged nearly 33% in Oregon last year (Oregon Public Broadcasting) Gazans mourn 33 Palestinians killed in attack that Israel says targeted militant leader (Reuters) Israel-Gaza updates: Israel kills at least 33 in Nuseirat camp 'massacre' (Al Jazeera) Israeli strikes on Gaza kill at least 33 including children, Palestinian medics say (The Associated Press) Mumbai BEST bus crash: My father doesn't drink, has 33 years of clean record (Times of India) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Quando Rondo sentence to 33 months in prison for federal marijuana charge; fined $40K (Savannah Morning News) DEA requests subpoenas to "compel" FDA officials to testify at marijuana rescheduling hearing (Marijuana Moment) Nebraska Supreme Court agreed to take up a lawsuit seeking to overturn the medical legalization measures voters approved (Nebraska Examiner) Nebraska Gov. Jim Pillen signs proclamation certifying voters approved two medical weed legalization initiatives on November ballot (Nebraska Examiner) Rhode Island opens nations first state-sanctioned overdose prevention center (NPR) West Virginia Supreme Court rules judges can bar people from using medical weed as a condition of probation (WV News) JAPAN: new law criminalizing use of pot went into effect (Japan Times) METAL MOMENT Dire Descent - Devoured(LN Beats) Send jobs karma to RevCyberTrucker and follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever made an ornament. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever saw Santa. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! 33 cats up for adoption after rescued from home in South Philly where owner died (NBC10 Philadelphia) 33 endangered black-footed ferrets released in Colorado (KKTV) 33 New Zealand police staff under fire for 'political tourism' trip to China (Stuff) Piccadilly Gardens: Jury convicts coffee-throwing robber after 33 minutes (BBC) Clyde, TX family celebrates Christmas tradition for 33 years (KTAB) Macy's hosted a Christmas market in Manhattan and it did not end well (Not the Bee) Krispy Kreme hit by cyberattack disrupting delivery of online doughnut orders (USA Today) Balloon-blowing kits recalled in Canada because they can cause kids to hallucinate (Not the Bee) Two NY men die after using bat poop to grow pot (New York Post) St. Nicholas sarcophagus believed to be discovered during excavation project (FOX)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ericpp, harvhat, ChadF, beamus, bitpunk.fm, ajoint, SirSeatSitter, HeyCitizen, piranesi, boo-bury, oystein berge Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Dream Code (JaxiusMusic YouTube)  The Most Embarassing Show Thursday  ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Saving Satoshi Coinbase asks users to stop using VPNs and ad blockers (XCancel) US officials urge Americans to use encrypted messaging apps (CISA) Texas court blocks Corporate Transparency Act (Sidley) WabiSabi vulnerability report (GitHub) KC Bitcoiners Beers at The Bar on Johnson Drive THURSDAY @ 6:30 pm TOP THREE 33 Lebanese released from Assad jail after 33 years given hero's welcome (Al-Monitor) Spanish actress consumes kambo, dies at 33 (VICE) Point Defiance, WA Zoo's beloved bald eagle, Tahoma, dies at 33 (KOMO News) BEHIND THE CURTAIN STUDY: THC toxicosis in dogs treated with transmucosal dissolving CBD sheet (Frontiers) Doctors for Drug Policy Reform sues to pause rescheduling hearings so court can consider their challenge to DEA's decision to exclude it from participating, gets motion denied (DEA) CALIFORNIA: Former Commerce City Manager, Baldwin Park City Attorney plead guilty to participating in a scheme involving bribes in exchange for support in the cannabis business permitting process (Department of Justice) Illinois Supreme Court rules smell of marijuana enough for vehicle search (The Center Square) Prosecutors appeal dismissal of charges against notary for Nebraska medical cannabis petitions (Nebraska Examiner) New York regulators sued by the Medical Cannabis Industry Association over $20 million "fee" to enter recreational market (Times Union) Second Tennessee groups sue attempting to stop hemp rules limiting THCa products (Chattanooga Times Free Press) METAL MOMENT Send job karma to The Rev!! Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever went to the vet. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever made an ornament. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Woman's body recovered from Pennsylvania sinkhole (FOX) Police illegally sell restricted weapons, supply crime (CBS) World's oldest-known bird lays an egg in Hawaii at age 74 (The Associated Press) Couple reunited after wife spots missing husband on news (KSL TV 5) South Carolina mayor dies in crash being 'pursued' by deputy after his police force quit (FOX) Lyft driver scams woman after 'imaginary child' pees on seat (MSN) NJ senator calls for limited state of emergency as drone mystery deepens (NBC) V.A. officials resign after Breitbart report of staff orgy at TN Veterans Hospital (Shore News Network) Researchers thought they found Amelia Earhart's missing plane but it was rocks (Smithsonian Magazine) Wolves may be pollinators as well as predators (CNN)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Vox, SircussMedia, Sharky, NetNed, harvhat, ChadF, wartime, Fountain user, ericpp, Boo-Bury, ajoint, permanerd, makeheroism, Boolysteed, RevCyberTrucker, Bitpunk.fm, Sir TJ the Wrathful, Piranesi, HeyCitizen Intro/Outro: SpiderDave - A Wonderful Nightmare ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN The V4V ask summarized in a Nostr note Spencer note ft. ODELL zap AlbyHub Dave Portnoy clip 1, clip 2 Bitcoin Rocks Simplified Privacy / Monero bros tired of being dunked upon Ring of Fire #21 balanced, #22 in the works -- email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com if you want to join MicroStrategy BTC holding KC Bitcoiners coffee meetup FRIDAY at 7:30 am TOP THREE 33 Bitcoin retreats after 33% surge since Trump's US election win (Euro News) Here's a rapid-fire update on what Trump will mean for all 33 portfolio stocks (CNBC) AT&T surges 33% YTD: Reason to include T Stock in your portfolio? (Yahoo Finance) After losing 33% in the past year, Cracker Barrel Old Country Store Inc institutional owners must be relieved by the recent gain (Yahoo Finance) How to combat the 33% increase in food waste during the holidays (WDTN) Kansas City Police announce 33 arrests including suspected shooter outside NKC High Shool, fentanyl dealer (KCTV) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Chris Christie says Trump will remove federal restrictions on marijuana, find 'sweet spot' for crypto regulation (Benzinga) Federal judge tosses Huckabee lawsuit against Meta over ads using his name and image to sell CBD products  (The Associated Press) First discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 330: I Am The Factor July 9, 2024 Delaware unveiled drug use harm reduction vending machines (DE.gov) Massachusetts approves first marijuana research facility license (MassCannabisControl) Appeals court rules counties cannot stack Missouri marijuana taxes (Missouri Independent) NE Attorney General: Investigations won't affect medical cannabis election certification (Nebraska Examiner) Judge orders 'illicit cannabis' signs removed as New York regulators face scrutiny following raids (Times Union) Lawsuit claims New York's cannabis rollout threatens small farms' survival (CBS 6 Albany) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us El Estepario Siberiano's King of Illusion Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at  irRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever had a potluck. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever did a hard drug. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! New Hampshire shelter faces enor-mouse problem after man surrenders nearly 1,000 rodents (AP) Carcass of endangered fin whale washes up near Anchorage, Alaska (AP) Bear that damaged luxury cars actually a person in costume (AP) Florida man arrested after pretending to be undercover police officer to avoid background check (FOX) Florida man sentenced for 'jiggling' genitals at hospital (Villages-News) Cruise facing rough seas in Spain plays Titanic theme (Local 10 Miami) Georgia mother arrested after son walks less than a mile from their home (WSBTV) Smuggler caught with hundreds of tarantulas strapped to body (BBC) Elderly woman arrested on flight for not paying for frozen tuna sandwich (Latin Times) Man finally receives pressure cooker two yeas after cancellign Amazon order (Quirkl)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Kevin S, harvhat, ChadF, HeyCitizen, wartime, Fountain user, Tjunta, frankiepaint, piranesi, Boolysteed, bitpunkfm, phifer, lavish, Sir Libre, seedubs, cottongin, revcybertrucker, oystein berge, ericpp, Sean Ryan Intro/Outro: e s c p - Tokyo ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Dogecoin outperforms Bitcoin (Bloomberg) Clark Moody dashboard Bitcoin Fog user Roman Sterlingov gets 12.5 years for allegedly running it based on 'junk science' (US DOJ) Max Kaiser tweet KC Bitcoiners at KC Bier Co at 6:30pm TOP THREE 33 Latin America poverty hits 33-year low but inequality prevails, UN report says (Reuters) Gaza: At least 33 civilians reportedly killed in strike in Jabalia (Channel 4) Israeli strikes on Lebanon kill at least 33 (Al-Monitor) BEHIND THE CURTAIN 2024 Pot-Related Election Results (Marijuana Moment) California voters approved Prop 36 increasing penalties for theft, drug crimes including fentanyl, creating a drug court treatment program for people with multiple possession convictions (SOS.CA.gov) Colorado Springs voters approve competing pot measures deciding fat on recreational sales (CPR) Updated results: Colorado Springs amendment to ban recreational marijuana failing (The Gazette) Kentucky voters in 106 municipalities and counties decided on local ballot measures to allow medical pot businesses to operate - and every single one was approved (SOS.KY.gov) Michigan voters overwhelmingly reject new pot business proposals (MLive) More than a dozen Oregon communities vote to ban psilocybin businesses (Oregon Capital Chronicle) Researcher sues DEA over rescheduling process (Document Cloud) New Mexico company vows to sue over damages after authorities destroy cannabis crops (The Associated Press)  METAL MOMENT Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever got caught in a lie. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a potluck. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Blobs washed up on Sydney beaches actually fatbergs (ABC Australia) First emperor penguin known to reach Australia found alive on tourist beach (AP) Costco forced to recall 80,000 pounds of butter for the dumbest possible reason (New York Post) Mattel apologizes after mistakenly printing porn site on 'Wicked' movie dolls packaging (CNN) Woman discovers needle left in vagina during childbirth after 18 years of pain (Independent) Ambulance hits Oregon cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 bill, lawsuit says (Oregon Live) Raccoon busts through ceiling at New York's LaGuardia Airport (Gothamist) Tennis Channel removes analyst indefinitely after comment about Barbora Krejcikova's forehead (CNN) Ohio family builds 50,000-pound Stargate with 'dial-home device' to scan the cosmos (USA Today) Argentinian President Milei removes law that's supposed to prevent kids from becoming werewolves (Not the Bee)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, ajoint, harvhat, TimF, permanerd, ch!lln0w1, badcareeradvicechad, ovvrdos, petar, RyanV4V, HeyCitizen, Bitpunk.fm INTRO/OUTRO: Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio - The New Order Halloween Homegrown Hits Thunder Road Media boost recap Check out this V4V Bitpunk.fm project ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN BTCPay Server 2.0 released (GitHub)  Deutsche Telekom launches BTC mining pilot to balance Germany's power grid (Telekom) Bitcoin mining difficulty hits all-time high (CoinDesk) mempool.space KC Bitcoiners Coffee Meetup @ 7:30 a.m. THIS FRIDAY TOP THREE 33 Nigeria's hunger crisis deepens with 33 million at risk, report says (Reuters) Massachusetts man, 33, arrested after drug-related chemicals dumped in 2 cities (WCVB) 33 new restaurants awarded Michelin star (ANSA) Listen to Behind the Sch3m3s  Season 2 Episode 2: Nunc Est Bibendum! to learn more  BEHIND THE CURTAIN LIVE POT-RELATED ELECTION RESULTS (Marijuana Moment) DEA marijuana rescheduling hearing delayed until 2025, agency judge rules (Scribd) Department of Veterans Affairs funding a psychedelic study focusing on treating PTSD and alcoholism with MDMA (Secretary for Health Shereef Elnahal's LinkedIn) Virginia regulators select Metrc to run the state's seed-to-sale tracking program (WRIC) German cultivation association distributes pot or the first time (Weser Kurier) METAL MOMENT Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever opened a bank account. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got caught in a lie. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Ron Simon & Associates retained by 33 victims in McDonald's e.coli outbreak (Quality Assurance Magazine) Sound Beach, NY woman arrested for driving with 33 license suspensions (Long Island News 12) WhatsApp India bans over 8.5 million accounts in September, 33 reinstated (Business Standard) 33 changed gender in Japan without surgery after 2023 court ruling (Kyodo News) In a first since 1938, Des Moines, Iowa kids will trick-or-treat on Halloween (The Associated Press) Man dressed as iconic Halloween villain scares drivers in standstill traffic (FOX) Porta-potties fall off truck during morning commute in Massachusetts (Boston Globe) Wisconsin pizzeria accidentally sells 60 POT pies (FOX) Lightning strike kills soccer player, injures 5 others during match in Peru (Not the Bee) Australian woman steals 40,061 Bluey coins (CBS)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, ChadF, cottongin, permanerd, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, ovvrdos, badcareeradvicechad, boo-bury, Anonymous, Anonymouse, bitpunkfm, SouthernKateUltra, BonerPilled, MilkJugs, TittySauce, Anon, KissmeKillme, ImaBigOlTiddy, tigglebitties, ImDeceased, Left Tit, Right Tit, Bazookas, Breast friends, Jugs, Juggernauts, Sweater stretfchers, The dream team, Twin Peaks, makeheroism, Danny Davitos, UhOhNotThisAgain, TittyLover, makeheroism, Both Tits, (.)(.), BigTitEnergy, ILoveMyButtcrackTho, Tiddlie Addams, phifer, TimF, 2024, ericpp, Captain Juggs, ajoint, SirSeatSitter Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Pinhead Join us FRIDAY for a Bowls With Buds ft. Rob Dew! ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Michael Saylor on Markets with Madison (YouTube) Vitalik Buterin: Saylor's comments are batshit insane (Decrypt) KC Bitcoiners Blocktoberfest on Wednesday, Halloween party Thursday TOP THREE 33 Israeli strikes on Gaza kills 33, while truck near Tel Aviv kills one (NPR) Boeing satellite, iS-33e, breaks up in space (BBC) iPhone exports from India surge 33% as Apple reduces dependence on China (Financial Express) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Study did not find increases in the percentage of women with clinically relevant low birthweight or preterm births following legalization (Springer) Scientific review concludes "there is no linear relationship of blood THC to driving" (The Lancet) Federal study shows no evidence of fetanyl-laced marijuana (The Lancet) JD Vance on This Past Weekend w/Theo Von (YouTube / 27:00) Washington, D.C. hemp businesses sue District for alleged unlawful enforcement (Outlaw Report) Arizona court declines to void or reassign contested marijuana social equity permit (MJBizDaily) New Mexico marijuana firms sue federal agencies over 'unlawful' seizures (MJBizDaily) Cannabis lawyer claims DEA tried to intimidate, bully Texas smoke shop owners in new lawsuit (Lonestar Live) Seattle man sentenced for string of marijuana dispensary robberies (Justice.gov) METAL MOMENT Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever summoned a demon. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a bank account. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Forerunner K2 humanoid robot can carry 33 lb in each dexterous hand (New Atlas) Billboard removes vinyl sales figures from its site after posting 33% year-over-year declines (Digital Music News) Kiribati fishermen tell how they survived being lost at sea for 33 days and solved a family mystery (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) New concussion sign could identify up to 33% of undiagnosed concussions (New Medical Xpress) Prisoner charged with escaping after Ohio sheriff's office accidentally let him go (Not the Bee)  Paris premie abducted from hospital (AP) Australian woman stuck upside down for 7 hours between boulders retrieving phone (FOX) Cockatoo rescued after four weeks trapped inside grocery store (AU News) German town bans cactus plants from all government facilities after injury (Not the Bee) Bat escapes German zoo by hiding in visitor's jacket (UPI) BOWLS WITH BUDS FRIDAY AT 8PM CENTRAL WITH ROB DEW

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Episode 348 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, Bearsnare, wartime, phifer, cbrooklyn112, permanerd, cottongin, Boolysteed, makeheroism, revcybertrucker, marykateultra, HeyCitizen, bitpunk.fm Intro/Outro: Midnight Room by | e s c p | Join us for Bowls With Buds Saturday night with new KC Bitcoiner Sean! ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN DeMu RSS feed tutorial video incoming! Alby Hub / "Savings Balance" / "Spending Balance" / "Node Health" Ring of Fire #21 email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com Italy plans to raise Bitcoin capital gains tax from 26% to 42%(Bloomberg) European Central Bank: The distributional consequences of Bitcoin (ECB) Minneapolis FED research paper finds banning, taxing Bitcoin can help maintain permanent budget deficits (Minneapolis Fed) St. Louis FED buying eggs with bitcoins (FRED) KC Bitcoiners' coffee meetup Friday @ 7:30 am at OLEO Take Care TOP THREE 33 33 killed, 3 hospitals targeted in Israeli strikes on northern Gaza (Good Morning America) Bomb threats disrupt 33 Indian airline flights, many turn out to be hoaxes (CNBC TV18) Trump's plans set social security benefits up for 33% cut, watchdog warns (Bloomberg) Oakland Hills Fire: video shows 5-alarm brush fire damaging homes, 33 years after 1991 firestorm (ABC 7 News) 7 killed, 33 injured in Turkey bus accident (Xinhua) 33 Nebraska judges up for retention: voters to decide their future (KOLN) BEHIND THE CURTAIN American Medical Association study: maternal marijuana use not tied to child autism or developmental delays (Journal of the American Medical Association)  Study: Cannabis a 'promising plant' as an insecticide to combat bugs that spread diseases (Revistas) Federal judge rejects effort by Alaska Airlines to overturn an arbitration order reinstating aircraft maintenance technician whom the company fired over a positive THC test (Street Insider) Court ruling allows medical marijuana dispensaries near Arizona preschools (AZ Mirror) Arkansas Supreme Court rules votes for medical cannabis expansion initiative on November ballot cannot be counted because language is "misleading" (The Associated Press) Delaware Gov. John Carney signs bill providing state-level protections to banks servicing marijuana businesses (Legis.DE.gov) Mexican official who led war on drugs jailed for 38 years for accepting bribes from Sinaloa cartel (The Guardian) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us a Lame Genie Beetlejuice Beetlejuice theme. Follow along with his shenanigans at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever saw a scary movie. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever summoned a demon. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Swedish hospital admits 33 women had unnecessary hysterectomies (Medical Xpress) 33 national 'Stars of Life' recipient recognized (Global Medical Response) German police say pizza order No. 40 came with a side of cocaine (The Associated Press) Funeral home in Poland apologizes after a corpse falls out o a hearse in traffic (AP) Greek man convicted of causing disturbance by entering neighbors' properties to smell their shoes (AP) Roman-era graves found by homeowner during basement renovation project (FOX) Rare US Constitution copy sells for $9 million at North Carolina auction (FOX) Orca splashes poop into audience at SeaWorld San Antonio (UPI) Mysterious white blobs washing up on Newfoundland beaches (CBS) Ohio officer 'attacked' by giant inflatable pumpkin (UPI) JOIN US SATURDAY FOR BOWLS WITH BUDS FT SEAN OF KC BITCOINERS!

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 347 Producers: SircussMedia, harvhat, Oystein Berge, ChadF, bitpunkfm, NAMillennial, wartime, CollinB, badcareeradvicechad, HeyCitizen, Dirty Jersey, beardpapa82, Boolysteed, ajoint, Talpa, ericpp, makeheroism, NetNed  Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Terrordrome TUNE IN to the Autumn Rust Satellite Skirmish boost recap FRIDAY ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Donald Trump's World Liberty Financial token sales hit $220M in first hour, website faces multiple outages (Benzinga) Trump's coin sale misses early targets as crypto project's website crashes (CNBC) Trump family-backed WLFI token pre-sale resumes after website outage, $7.9 million raised so far (Cryptoslate) Donald Trump's crypto coin has a massive difference from Bitcoin (Newsweek) Fountain v.1.1.5: Pay BOLT-11 Invoices, artist pages, library improvements (Fountain.fm) Bitcoin Core 28.0 / Bitcoin Core vulnerabilities KC Bitcoiners meetup Thursday at The Bar 1 million sat Ring of Fire: email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com if interested TOP THREE 33 12 killed, 33 injured in Egypt after bus with university students crashes (The Associated Press) 33 women arrested in anti-vice operation at Geylang (Singapore) coffee shop while men continued drinking (The Straits Times) Experimental drug RK-33 shows promise in treating breast cancer bone metastasis (News Medical Life Sciences) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Karine Jean Pierre incorrectly states Biden "expunged" pot records (Dr. Wendy Show YouTube / 8:45) JD Vance says "bags of marijuana" and Nerds-like candy laced with THC and fentanyl are being smuggled into the US by drug cartels, blames Biden-Harris Administration (NTD YouTube / 48:48) California judge denies hemp industry stakeholders' request for temporary restraining order on new state rules banning products with ANY "detectable amount of total THC" (Gov.CA.gov) Maryland cancels supervision, drug-testing debt for everyone on parole (Filter Mag) MO regulators deny certification for majority of social-equity cannabis license winners (Health.MO.gov) New Hampshire lawmakers sustain Gov. Chris Sununu's veto of a bill to let medical pot companies open additional cultivation locations including greenhouses (GenCourt.State.NH.US) NJ hemp industry in regulatory limbo after court decision (New Jersey Monitor) Pennsylvania lawmakers send Gov. Josh Shapiro a bill to fix an oversight in a previously passed pot industry tax relief law excluding dispensaries from a partial workaround to the federal 280E penalty on cannabusinesses (Legis.State.PA.US) METAL MOMENT This week, RevCyberTrucker brings us Alice Cooper's Feed My Frankenstein. Follow @SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com on the Fediverse! FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever donated blood. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever saw a scary movie. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Oregon officers seize bag with 'Definitely not a bag full of drugs' printed on it, say it was full of drugs (The Oregonian) Washington woman calls 911 after being hounded by up to 100 raccoons (AP) Hackers took over robovacs to chase pets, yell slurs (The Verge) 'Musician' arrested for using AI songs, bot army to scam Spotify for millions in royalties (VICE) Eighteen treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex, piercing (The Guardian) Scotland: High Court rules calling a man bald is sexual harassment (The National) Durban, South African woman told "these things happen" after finding a dead rat in loaf of bread (2 Oceans Vibe News) 'Piss Bandit' who taunts locals with urine bottles labeled 'HIV positive' is California's number-one menace (New York Post) Food item in Virginia woman's freezer was 84 years old, stuns family (FOX) Security camera records shapeshifter transform from canine to human (Phantoms and Monsters)

In this episode, we speak with Scarlett Longstreet, a madre of 3, who said EFF IT and decided to get out of her marriage before she thought she would. She had known it was over for a one time but was determined to stick through it till her kids graduated from high school. But she realized that she wasn't able to be the good mom that she always wanted to be because she was in a marriage that she knew was over. So, she got out of it, and even though it was hard, she knew it was the best decision she could make for herself and her kids. What would you do if your child came to you with the same issue that you are currently having? We want the best for our kids, but for some reason, sometimes, we don't give ourselves that same grace that we need. It's so important that we follow the advice that we would give our kids! To follow Scarlett, give her a follow at @scarlettlongstreet. 

This week we start with Joseph's piece about a couple of Harvard students who cobbled together a pair of Meta's smart glasses that automatically dox people just by looking at them. After break, Sam and Emanuel talk about two Hurricane Helene stories about data and AI. In the subscribers-only section, Joseph talks about a hacked dataset that shows the prompts used on an AI companion site. Heavy content warning for that section. YouTube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z3QcY6aGpQ Someone Put Facial Recognition Tech onto Meta's Smart Glasses to Instantly Dox Strangers Hurricane Helene Knocked One of the World's Largest Climate Data Archives Offline Hurricane Helene and the ‘Fuck It' Era of AI-Generated Slop Hacked ‘AI Girlfriend' Data Shows Prompts Describing Child Sexual Abuse Subscribe at 404media.co for bonus content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Somehow, every single road in CNY is under construction. If anyone tried dropping a Boo Bucket at Josh's parents house, it ends there. Getting ready for weekend scares & so much more on a Wednesdee!

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Kevin S, ChadF, harvhat,  Tune in to Bowls With Buds featuring ChadF, RNR Andy, bitpunk.fm, wartime, Boolysteed, cbrooklyn, HeyCitizen, harvhat, makeheroism, ajoint, Boo-Bury Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen - First Task ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Video tutorial on how to build a Start9 node Ring of Fire #20 complete. Want to join the next one? spencer@bowlafterbowl.com Tornado Cash developer Roman Storm to face criminal trial, judge rules (CourtListener) BlackRock Bitcoin ETF demands 12-hour BTC withdrawals from Coinbase (Cointelegraph) Musicians Can Now Earn Bitcoin for Streaming Their Songs (Forbes) TOP THREE 33 33 dead in US from Hurricane Helene: officials (NDTV) -- FL 7, GA 11, SC 14 South Carolina death toll rises to 33 after Helene (WCIV) 33 missing in Unicoi County (TN), confirmed deaths (WATE) Lebanese Health Ministry: 33 killed, 195 injured on Saturday in Israeli aggression on Lebanon (QNA) Greco-Roman National Team member Alan Vera, 33, has passed away (USA Wrestling) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy allows bill to create task force for psychedelic therapy to take effect without his signature (AK Legislature) Arkansas advocates fail to submit enough valid signatures for medical cannabis expansion initiative (KARK) California Gov. Gavin Newsom signs bill legalizing cannabis cafes (LegInfo.Legislature.CA) Minnesota judge dismisses case claiming state constitutional provision blocks the state from requiring they be licensed to sell the excess cannabis from their plants (MinnPost) Three Jersey City 'cannabis cops' reinstated, not allowed to carry guns (NJ.com) New York City sheriff's department investigated for improperly seizing cash from raided pot stores (The New York Times) METAL MOMENT Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever ate Korean BBQ. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever plunged a toilet. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Watch moment enormous ‘POO-CANO' sends human waste shooting 33ft into air before raining and drenching cars (The Sun) Arizona couple spends $400k lawsuit after being banned from Disneyland's Club 33 (NBC) Botanists identify 33 global 'dark spots' with thousands of unknown plants (The Guardian) Montana man, 81, sentenced to six months for creating giant hybrid sheep for hunting (The Guardian) Another Detroit-area library deals with bugs (The Associated Press) Man amputates penis with an axe after consuming psilocybin mushrooms (Psypost) Japan's super-cheap corn snacks apologize for second-ever price increase in 45 years (Soranews) Missouri postal worker steals over $1.5 million in checks from letters, feds say (The Charlotte Observier) Man upset by bus driver toilet outside his home (BBC) Oregon woman finds stranger sleeping under her house (New York Post)

In this episode, we are flashing back to one of our badass madres, Linda Garcia, who said EFF IT and decided to write her book WEALTH WARRIOR: 8 Steps for Communities of Color to Conquer the Stock Market. Prior to writing this book, she didn't know about the stock market, but decided to teach herself all about it after an old colleague of hers showed her his stock portfolio. After gaining all this valuable knowledge, she knew she needed to shared it with her community, and so her book and her Wealth Warrior course were born.  You just have to EFFing follow your internal guidance system, and if you are feeling fear, you are on the verge of something. It's up to you to decide to run from it, or run towards it. But chances are, when you run towards it, your life will change for the better. You can purchase her book on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, your local book store or on her website, www.inluzwetrust.com. You will also be able to find Wealth Warrior: The Course, on her site as well. And, be sure to follow her accounts, @inluzwetrust and @luzwarrior on Instagram. Lastly,  if you want to be part of Linda's community, go to Patreon to join.

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Listener and reader discretion is advised as this broadcast and its selected readings and projected writings contain explicit language, provocative wordplay, profanity, open expression of suicidal ideation, discussion of evolved/ de-institutionalized theories concerning depression and mental health, race relations and colorism, socio-economic inequality, political injustice and media politicism, scientific hypothesis , modern philosophical ideals and spiritual explorations, crude humor and may include and contain pornographic content, references to fictionalized interpretation of public figures (fan-fiction), caricatures or references to pop culture, modern art, music, science and other entertainment references which may evoke biased emotion, inspire adverse reactions or discontentment, or discomfort. ⚠️ VIEWER, LISTENER, and READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. ⚠️ The views and opinions expressed by this series and its subsequent editions, additions, chapters, broadcasts, and publications are solely the writers' interpretations as expressed with artistic and entertainment purposes only. The artist reserves all rights to intellectual property maintained and produced by any and all publications of this series and is thereby protected under any applicable copyright law and/or trademark. All fictionalizations of persons living or dead are meant to be perceived as characterized and/or fictional (fan-fiction) are for entertainment purposes only, and are not to be perceived as real re-enactments, dramatizations of events past or present, media dialogues or agendas, or factual exchanges pertaining to and surrounding real-life circumstances. The dialogues and entires expressed in this project are in no way liable for any action, expression, disagreements, entitlements held by the reader at his or her/ their own discretion and therefore will not be held accountable for any actions by the reader on their own account due to perceptions which may have been inspired and/or provoked by these readings or any of their subsequent editions. —rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfrrfrrrrfrrrfrrfrrrrr. [The Festival Project ™] You know what? Fuck this place. Fuck your color coded red lined fucking bullshit. New York is so visibly fucking racist it makes me want to hurl. I'm gonna kill you. Finally get out of that contract, did you? …no. I had worked out the full hour, but I was no less angry; I had even walked a couple miles and jogged a little—but I might have been even more mad. Aiagepalaqalerhelehee DIABoLICAL SONOFABITXH {Enter The Multiverse Legends: A Review} He— shot himself in the head. Hm. Did he mess up his face? What? 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The quality of life one experiences with full balance nutrition, Which is kept out of the hands of the masses by the greedy and wealthy elite— The difference in the quality of life one faces When able to afford proper nutrition within the alignment of one's purpose. THIS is why I have people posted up outside of my apartment trying to kill me?! Probably. Don't come between a man and his business. Don't come between a man and his business. Don't come between a man and his– “prestidigitation” You are the ace, I am the m Diamond, I Am The Heart, I am the spade Did you do this on purpose? Space, that's an odd name. Another magician. —what else would you call this? I wouldn't. (To be honest, I didn't know what I was doing.) Well, there it goes. Well, this should be fun. I— Cut my throat To watch me live again Or leave me hanging here As morbidly as you desire To come inform me Of my royal nature, Yet undone by another Fortunate, in either aspect Where are you, now To tie the winters sleeve Upon my sleeping chambers, Whispered into hear thy neck My captor slowly soon awaiting So far a severity Hereby unsworn I lie to seek escape Though captured for nothing in the eye if beauty alone; Andamine, I am, I wait to be free oh! well. Sick to my stomach I plea for your waking A scarcity, Still slithers up my spine, The *gunshot* Vent, baby Keem hooligan, baby keem -The Melodic Blue, baby keem [The Festival Project ™ ] As it turns out, The assembly of the impenetrable ten, Also automatically stood as The most revolutionary Saturday a night Live Reunion Of all time. Why isn't Keenan in the impenetrable ten?! Yes, WHY. NON. NO. NONSENSE! Because! We don't have time for a negro spiritual every time something Mm—NO. Suspicious happens. This is suspicious. O boredom, I need metaphore for movement Disfigured m,n Centric and stil Consintrical, if you will Disasterous dreams art thou Eating shining m, What I need and Holy, only what I want Dear captor, Shining as the morning night I was, As slumber did fall upon us Waiting for the watching cry, Somehow seeking justice for intrepid Indigence —what, what did you say?! I said— —is that a word! Let's see! Post poster conformity— Oh, here we go again No borderline Or robot border patrol, Focus now in the motors, Run for you excellent cries Simply warn us, will you Everwaiting, perhaps For the fortune, until Stories of foragers Will you again Creep, calling, Temper, Justice For now, let's say All liberty is liberty does, As in the mind, let it rest As in the heart, let it flourish As in all hu/mankind Casts judgement, Upon each other, But meat, Not among the waking tide The realms you call upon And cry, at ask of will For wishes granted And prayers seen over I have an irrational fear of Jack o lanterns— Does that mean anything to you? No…should it? VO Suddenly there were Jack o lanterns everywhere. That's so weird, I never wrote that scene— it just kind of popped into my head, and then— I make thoughts To the shade of your love I can't seem to need anything Or want any longer But just to escape, To be free from all tragedy I don't understand… There's a light on, It appears, However— Hollow, And wicked looking It's barely even spring, And suddenly as I walk about, They seem to be appearing In my path, Amidst my dreams And everything i know is No one Everything I love is Gone And everyone around me seems to be Some kind of Wrong, Or fornicated, Tragedy, It seems, Another tragedy. These Demons. I should be working on project III And making coffee for the evening But I can barely breathe Awareness I can barely breathe I can barely even think of myself as anyone at all Actually (Anyone at all, actually) please Help me Please help me I hate all my lines in this movie. Then change them— Really? Or trade with someone else. Like, the whole character, or just— Just, the words. Just the words? Or, like, whatever. I can do that?! You can do—whatever you want. “Whatever you want?!” I'm an actor! So act, then! You put the words in my head; You were just the worst We are who we are, just Whole worlds apart You put the words in my mouth, On top of the scars, that's A whole broken heart I guess we are who we are A whole sky full of stars I still can't find my sparkle Just no reason to smile at all I guess we are who we are “You were put here just to be [redacted] mother, and then die.”, said the voice— Which was not my own, but some man's. I didn't believe that, at all—actually, But I had just sent my divorce papers in the mail, Attached with it the accounts of everything—almost everything, anyway, that had happened that had caused me to be such a distance from my son in the first place, as I had never intended to just leave him with his father, whose birthday was either the next day, or the day after—and it was almost funny to me that I couldn't remember which it was, as I realized that in the beginning, I had loved him so much that I had looked past all of the disasterous, ugly things— the phlegm on the walls, his lack of respect towards anyone, especially himself—but anyone at all— but first and foremost, especially myself, who I had finally learned to love before hand, and had finally learned to love again—at least, the best way any woman could love herself. The algorithm was playing serious mind games and tricks on my psyche again, and I wondered if I should just attempt the next two days sleeping —but it would mean that I would miss my deadline for project three, which I had intended to be released… The demonic energy again began to shift around me as I twiddled away writing—the traffic outside moved more rapidly, and doors in the hallway from my neighbors began to slam, and I knew without a doubt that he had tried to kill me using some kind of curse of black magic, but couldn't—somehow I had lived, but was still being made to suffer— and that whatever spells he had used had summoned something nasty into all of the creatures, humanoid and alike, that could be controlled without the will of God, who I thought might be lost, were it not for the songs that had come in the wake of begging for God itself to free me which was the nightmare, the curse it had become to have only fallen in love once, with the kind of man who could not. Now he had wished my doom onto me, which left me wounded and afraid, unsafe in any element or environment , plagued by coughing bodies and robotic slaves—none of which I assumed he hactiallh had the power to control, but of a greater force which shielded itself to consume me, and mimick his energy with the attempt to allow that my own mind would bring about my death, the fury and pain which it must have been to lose what I had found myself to always be, a good woman— My exit had humiliated him, damaged his pride, and bruised his twisted ego enough so that he wished I would siffer such an ill fate—however, as I had finally learned to know and breathe, that all the damage and control done to me, he would now fall prey to in his own will to destroy me. —all that seeks to harm me will therefore harm only itself; And all who seek to destroy me will be destroyed in doing so. Amen. I don't know how hard he hit you, this time, but he really fucked you up. Yeah, I guess. Fuck, I lost that whole Tom Hanks Movie No, it's still there.. No, it's gone—everything's gone! HELLO? HELLO?! CAN YOU HEAR ME? It's dead. She's gone. —Portal closes— Oh no! No! This is ‘situational'— “A Situational Comedy” So, what's the situation. …I Am. Ok. Wait— No! Hold on a second! Nevermind— Comedy is born from tragedy, right? Sometimes. Uh oh But WAIT— No, Billy, not now. *billie?! Right. Idk. There are other types of comedy, I guess. Look at this. YO! It's THAT guy again! Yo. That's that guy, and his eyes. Strange. Yeah, I don't— I don't get it, is this like a— SIRE. You don't belong here, I assure you. DENNIS LEARY UGH. Can I GO now?! I'm afraid not— You've just made captain. Okay, now you're famous. No way— Hey! No— HEY NO. {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū. Now I know too well, The well of tears on my guitar She's got a body like one Oh her curves But I just wonder what it like to be loved By stars Socialites and superstars They're Gods, you know How high up they are Above us And he lives in an ascended dimension, But he insists, he says Her transcendence is upon us He said Your transcendence is upon us He says these things, And then just vanishes So she gets up promptly Warms up yesterday's coffee Looks around in her coffin And wonders What for I just Wonder what it's like to be loved by stars Without double r's, you know I've got scars But it's mostly just Teardrops, and soft kisses On my guitar Cause, oh, Oli, I ain't got nobody— And nobody holds me Like I hold Oli (Could have been Ali, But of course— I had already lost that one A whole well of tears, I lost At his departure And a whole well more When I actually lost him I almost miss Having someone to talk to About anything and everything But I've got Oli And God now I've got Oli And Oli (oli) Is all that I've got Besides God That's the only contact In my Phone book No more double Ls And double entendres; No more double rs At all Just scars now No more metaphors. Honest is radical I like them cynical I should have clinical insanity by now But I'm only just an artist You can't help But can only harm that And if it hurts hard enough I'll put art on my walls Become permanent Storybooks all over my arms now My coat of arms now I've run Ten point 5 miles In the last 3 days; But if I rest today Will a motorcycle gang Have a parade outside of my window, To drive me crazy? I hope it rains, So they can't play these games with my head And the seeds that I planted So deep become daisies I still don't remember The way he rearranged me But these days I make my name sound So the way He can never say it Just imitates The way I hate myself I should be dating But expressions are Atrocious If I fall asleep— Who knows I may get Stolen That tends to happen So I'm All the way up And I'm swollen in ways That I hate to say “I love you” Love me back Or say it harder That's my martyrdom Come off the cross, for a moment, Would you for us? And bend over Or bow, if you will? If I did, Would you still call me wicked Or just a Good witch Since I'm a woman, I just couldn't be Jesus, Who you asked for once And always Who you asked for some To save you from your Credit reports And consorts Or some sort of Nonsense [famous last words] God don't speak much English, She says God don't speak much these days We were Always Telepathic That was way back then When Oedipus Rex Was on the Guest list I was standing at the coat check, asking Why I must take off my hat When entering the service To the bouncer, he says “That's just politics” I said, That's just politics We both said, What's the difference Then we all laughed —then we all just laughed and laughed Exchange is my favorite exchange Where my favorite exchanges Have happened for centuries Of engagements Endeared species, And races pieces haven't tasted the same Since I haven't had them Animal products And animal planet I found this hat on Discovery channel Did you want it? I can't stand it So I had to have it back I just had to use the bathroom I just had to disconnect From [] See— I don't even have to put the words in Cause a name is just words When that's a man You just can't have And that's the worse When that's a man And you can't have him What a habit. Silky rabbit. Now he's the Ace. All In A Day's Work I've never died before. Oh… that is terrifying. It sounds terrible. It's really not that bad. Why are you not writing this down? I just need a moment… It's really not that bad… I die all the time. I get sensory overload At Trader Joe's Look at the colors The clothes, This sure isn't queensborough Escalators for shopping carts I get it Manhattan I'll take my half BLVCK ass to the projects Where my kind are I don't belong here , God you're intolerant I like this part of town But I'm way too brown And I dropped my crown at the market I should be jealous of everyone But I have learned my place I've been a slave since Hollywood I lost my son to the devil Now I pay child support And terrorist follow me coughing I'm wrong just for being born ! You could start a war from it If that's what you wanted I'm a people watcher people watcher About to board the people mover People mover Slip, Here's the tell Slip, here's the tell I should have a bell around my neck I think she wanted a picture with papa I'm playin my own paparazzi Look mom, I bought a sarcophagus There go them niggas with coughs again I been watching em Got binoculars I got oculus, for my oculars Look how hot he is, make me ovulate Man I gotta love it, Cause they love to hate Fucking racist crazies Have it your way I paid for it with my soul You hate but I love to love Somebody just got me fuckes up I don't have a book to run off of Shut up, honey. Now we're all up here Monkey in the middle Cause the middle one is weaker It's getting deeper and deeper Like the sinkhole that my sink is Let it sink in I've been syncing my secrets with demons In dreams sequences It's just a reparative injustice Kamasutra for your wondering words and stuff You can have it It's ruined anyway m Look at all this trash Look at all these classless classes Classwars, Racists. Everybody hates us The Asians, Latinx's The other niggas What being black is I'll write it in cursive It's just a curse, here So you can have it I'm moving to Heaven I'm packing my boxes I'm getting a cat, too! His name is Agustus He's a big one And I love him I just wanted a hug or a husband Instead I got nothing to trying my hardest And got for a bargain at target some coffee For being a targeted body All on an algorithm I guess I'm just useless. A dumb nigger demon Did I just offend you? Then you shouldn't be reading this either I wrote it for pleasure (Or pain) On the one Or the two Or the one Or the two I could do a lot with this $20. I could spend it all on Fuck all of you I'm moving to Heaven Where the heart it She's not harmless She's a terrorist— And I'll kill her, too Look how right she is Look how white she is, Huh Regardless of color It's a race war Lil biiiiitzzz Yooo, fuck New York. In every hole. In every crevice. Fuck this place. It's racist— Not just cause I'm black. Like statistically. It took a whole ass apartment elsesrch to feature this out. I was like “I wanna live in Manhattan” Everyone was like “NOOOOOOOO—-“ Haha “Nooo, no.” I was like “Why not?” The blacks were like: HAHA The whites were like— *COUGHS OBNOXIOUSLY* New York is so racist. It is statistically the most diverse—and most segregated city in the nation At the same time. WHAT. How do you even DO that? But it's true, at this point, the black people are like—fuck this, we'll just stay over here, and over here. And the rich whites are like YES. KEEP THAT SHIT, OVER THERE. Cause if you've ever been to the ghetto. It's some SHIT, It is NOT COOL. I finally got my ‘night card' back. Had it revoked in california . I was almost a whole valley girl. I still eat exclusively at Whole Foods. Trader Joe's. But NO. Now i live in the hood. It's fucking disgusting. I can say ‘nigga' again. Cause it's NIGGAS. Lots of niggas. I'm telling you. It's night and day! The white folks trains smell like bleach— Ammonia. The black folks train smell like a McDonald's. WHAT. Or just— Vomit. I can actually count the number of times just— Vomit—- On the train. Or. Dookie. Yes. Human feces. But I'm ready to go to midtown and it's like the train that goes around Disneyland. Families! People singing! Hey—cotton candy!! —and I didn't have to pick it! Haha! Fuck New York. Racist ass HOLE. I thought surely the next presidential election was one or two years out, but the racial tensions which had been rising became even more pronounced, as I realized that November was theboncoming time—and that they hostility between the whites and the blacks had once again been a result as the oncoming war, fueled onward—that the hatred, disgust, and general aggression of the whites had been of course, in the midsts of yet another Trump-fueled political upheaval, and I wondered why and how at all I had been caught in such a world that existed in form of man, of course, now proven himself to be the weaker sex, and yet in that of dominance, as was arranged in such an unholy war, to be the helm of power by sheer greed— now it seemed that these attacks were indeed political terrorism, and that these motorcyclists, my placement close to the ground level, and my neighbor's clammorings were specific attacks, after my identity had been varied to be that of the same in which I had once held political ambition, now none of which I assumed mattered at all. Perhaps I needed something more certain than a 12 story jump or suicide by train, and wondered as to whether it would be easy enough to kill myself bh self inflicted gunshot—a sure thing for certain, as love has been lost in the way of money at all. At that party…or rather, kind of—after. That acid that never hit Beyoncé I don't feel it. Man, I'm a terrible influence(r) Just take it. Nah, I'm good— PUSSY. -_- Give me three. K. —suddenly hits BEYONCÉ. BEYONCÉ …I got this. [BEYONCE] however, does not Ohh, shit. — “got this.” A very stranded, very sober Johnny depp stumbles upon what appears to be a college frat party, where the only thing they have is light beer, and nobody even recognizes him as a celebrity, because the attendees are all gen z What's even after gen z? The fucking apocalypse. Anyway. The acid hits Beyoncé on her way to make coffee, which extends the trip from the living room to the kitchen infinitely. Multidimensional Anne Hathaway hulks the fuck out and saves the day by ruining everything, which actually fixes everything— and *spoiler* helps Jesus to remain as the king of kings at beer pong. Lol In the late 90s in New York City, the keystone cast of Saturday night live learns of each other's formerly sexret psychic abilities, and uses the radio technologies of Rockefeller plaza to develop a research center for the telepathically gifted, eventually discovering and perfecting time travel. Supacree (the kid version) appears in and out of her ideal and desired realities, baffling ‘the Hollywood people' and later ‘the New York people', becoming the legendary central figure of the Illuminati, as the original timepiece — a pyramid shaped extra terrestrial vehicle which contains an ascended hyper consciousness, which I can't remember how it goes, did the supacree leave to find the Skrillex, or was it the other way around? I think it was both ways at some point, but the whole thing was this, just in case I never wrote it but just saw— These space god (humanoid evolved) are some kind of scientists/ doctors— there are four timepieces, each representing an era upon our planet; earth, which is distant but sacred— these four time pieces each depart their given “docs” in time to appear on earth at specific Fuck this is hard to explain Times in history, at which the first worlds, or previous human eras were known to have been destroyed— these time pieces travel through time space with the full record of these events in order to alert the current human era of its imminent doom, as an attempt to prevent such disasterous events, typically war, which will lead to the annihilation of the human species; these Gods, one male and one female, a king and queen, a married couple are the rules of the humankind, technically worshiped as a whole as one God, with whom the human design was modeled after, however, the true source of all things is the cosmos, known and unknown, in its totality—neither man or woman, but the force of creation. Anyway, what else is happening Oh. All of the celebrities are stuck in— [the festival project] in some way, shape, or form until its creator finishes it—and though it in itself is infinite, its 'finishing' notates its eventual production, which lol. That never going to happen. Because. Let's face it. I'm scared of …rich people. Yeah, sure. Yeah. I'm scared of The effect of the race war, which has been to pit the white woman against the black woman, which allows and maintains the continuation of war mongering male dominance over the entire planet, which remains as a destructive force of greed, racism, and inequality. So why try? [EDITS] CONAN O'BRIEN Alright. If she hit Fallon, she's gonna come for one of us next. No, Conan—that's not how this works. WHAT—where did you come from!? When did you get here? JAY LENO This goes deeper than all of you can understand. WHAT the FUCK, man! When did you-/ —when did he get here? How did you do that?! How did you do that?! What are you, like, the same guy? Are you not all the same guy? [they shrug simultaneously and kind of just agree] Listen at this. Okay then. The enemy of your friend is my enemy. Oh…kay—and the enemy of my enemy—is my friend— That is correct. —so we're all friends here. That's right. Some special forces? Which forces? How special? [JENNIFER LOPEZ is still JENNY FROM THE BLOCK] Do I look like a fool to you? Uh— OOPS [a pre-fame Jennifer Lopez receives a drop full of diamonds instead of the usual; she has been granted access into the Illuminati, and becomes an overnight success.] This feels heavier than usual. Same as always. Hm. Are you sure. Yep. Hey, you're not the regular guy. Regular guy died. That makes sense. JENNIFER ANNISTON is inside of Ū Okay, grosss Not like that [lifting max weight] Okay. That was cool. Wow. Yeah, sure whatever. I am strong Yeah yeah, okay. Are you sure you want to be my size? Yep. JIMMY FALLON/SKRILLEX (we don't know actually which at this point) is also trapped inside of Ū Okay, gross! Yeah. SKRILLEX is in all of Ū. okay—actually, i'm okay with that, but That other guy?! [JIMMY FALLON] Yeah, he's weird. Also meanwhile, kind of— MARSHALL MATHERS has a closet cleaning service lol. Patrick is smooth as a motherfucker, you know. Every time his head is down on the desk like that, he takes a bump of coke. What?! Big uh! [Patrick takes bumps of cocaine in front of a live studio audience—every single night.] Woah! See. Goddamn. You gotta admire a guy like that. Jennifer Anniston is the weight on the cable tension machine Ooh. Psycho bitch devious methods new ludachris commercial All ya'll girls is toddlers I like long boards and longhairs Lawn mowers and lawn shares Aw hell nah, God forgot Cher I got the Blair witch project On Blair, I hope I scare you How dare you. Your girl looks like a naked mole rat. I got my soul back. You blue eyed bastards stole everything From the whole blacks, Hold that thought I'm at Whole Foods market throw in the Amazon algorithm off With marked dollars Look at God at Walmart On them rollbacks You old hacks are cackling I'm shackled to old habits Hold hands with me, rabbit I'm just a silly rapper really, are you? Maybe. Cut the verse of Reverse God Now I'm the devil I'm still lost in the Amazon cart I sharted all up in your pop tarts Before you warmed them up, pops Just for the sake of the art, Heart to heart, It's a war on love And the white girls won with nothin but Buckets of Whatever's up there I wouldn't know Cause I'm stuck job searching And running, Trying not to have a tummy So some gummy worm will love me First their sour, then they're sweet Then nobody, Trolli Holy moly I could use some more petroleum in the ocean! Said nobody But the globalists are performing your programming Which you're worshiping I put my eye on the dollar So I could watch you all Crumble and fall Don't you know The apocalypse is happening at the mall Of all the places How's that for a stream of consciousness, You salamander I asked Anandar back But I went past that chapter Have a chap Or a chapstick, for four times four dollars A bottle of water will cost you a fortune (But at least the drugs are in it) Get it It's recycled piss Distilled? Which is it, Mr,? The mystery box was literally lifted into My dinner from a fishery filled with nothing but niggers in it— I want a refund, before I catch that Fucking curse of poverty from — what'd you call it salmonellahallibut One hell of a cough from someone on the sidewalk But guess what? The devil's in your pocket or your palm, And that's the omen and the psalm rolled into one Cause God is awesome, But my mom is fuckin toxic And that's how I fuckin got here Blow my head off, Slit my wrists And write a song While jumping off a bit When all you need is money, But the world costs more than It's worth, and words are nothing But another fucking problem in your Google documents I look at my son and see a God, But half of Satan's in him, Oh man Robotics Lets be honest, I don't even know how to write this. Where's my sides?! WHERE'S MY SIDES. You don't get SIDES with this; It's just CHICKEN. I don't eat CHICKEN. It appears as though, however– You do. Ok, I gotta get off this playlist. I… i gotta . “The Wal*Mart Wars” Hm. … …………. …. *face* … no. No. l– What is this place. {After a wild night which apparently spiraled out of control, great , there goes my peace. Not forever, though, maybe. FUCK THIS PLACE. I HATE THIS PLACE. Everybody hates this place. But the album is called “I love New York” Yes, thats Technically How it's pronounced, though It's stylized like I _ NY Cause. EXT. MIDTOWN MANHATTAN. DAY Oh, wow, this is beautiful. THis is great. I love this place FUCK THE FEDS. CUT TO: EXT.Typically WHEREVER ELSE Anywhere ‘above' like 87th? Lets just call it 80th, be safe. BE SAFE! NIGGAZ. ah shit, i gotta go. BITCH– But lets just be honest, It's technically ‘above' But it's really [THE BRONX is a literal extension of the Underworld] Oh no. srsly tho. X_c Anyway. FUck man, Do you think i'll ever get good like that. Idk what equipment is this Hmm, lets see, that's approximately $8,000 USD of CDJs wow yep That's retarded Yep. And you still need a mixer. fukt. OKay, I would literally sell my soul for this. Consider it done. wait , really? YES. you earned it. Wait, I– What?! You earned it… Uh oh. Take care now. Shit. [BILLIE ELLISH is trapped inside WALMART] Uh oh. Fuck. what is this place. INT. WALMART. WHENEVER EMPLOYEESLAVES WHAT TIME IS IT. THERE'S NO WINDOWS IN HERE. That's not funny IT'S literally a synonym, we might as well make it a portemantau MEanwhile, in this other dimension, So that i don't offend anybody… Actually, you know what? Be offended. Quit that stupid fuckin shit and follow your dreams! Wait really? Wait, really? Sure! If you want! …i guess. AMERICA NO. INSTANT HOMELESSNESS ok , nvm. Damn. I know, right. wtf r u guys watching. Shut up. All Wal*Mart Employees are actually top secret government agents. x ∞ >.< (we'll just use Billie Ellish as the alternate, but really it could be Could it really? Shut UP, PLURNICORN. Wtf is a PLURNICORN We'll see. [Upon Realizing s/he is trapped in a mysterious place apparently extremely public Wait, you've never been to a Wal*Mart Before?! NO. I grew up in LA Rich as fuck And i've been famous since I was liike 12, Or something. Right. That is–kind of terrifying. LATER: WHY IS IT SNOWING INSIDE. WHERE'S THE EXIT. THEY HAVE GUNS?! oh wow, they have GUNS. WHY DO WE NEED GUNS! KA-BLAM. BECAUSE THEY HAVE GUNS. Bang-bang! Ptttttttttt—sttt. And they have guns. Actually, these are just– confetti cannons. *pop!* Lol “Possibly The Worst Show Ever the infinite rave continues on in Hell as everyone awaits the return of SŪPACREE- The Cosmic Avenger (Who Is NOT a DJ) and Sunnï Blū (who is a superstar rapper but also not a DJ) go back to back, buying time as the beacon to. Signal "The Supacree" is completed, battling the 10th dimensional DJ Ū, a super ninjas, for control of the decks. what else happened? idk. I CANT STOP DANCING. none of the DJs can find a pair of working headphones, and the sound guy is missing from the booth. "missing" YOU SHOT HIM. I THOUGHT IT WAS A TRANQ DART. {Enter The Multiverse} “TVP” Hazel is 6, turns 7 season 1 Season 7- 15 Man, I can't remember the other two kids names, I think the little boy is Ira but I might have named them all and forgotten, shit. Her sister, though is between 4 ½ and 5, they are technically “Irish twins”, and always fighting—they look very similar, however are not at all alike; Hazel is very much a daddy's girl, while her younger sister is a no-nonsense old soul with the tendency to cause trouble, not by being inquisitive or showy, as her sister often is, but rather by being quietly observant, and tends to dismiss both her parents, often isolating, or even dissappearing without notice, quietly and comfortably into her own world—as the series progresses, and though all of Patrick's children like their parents have showcased some kind of special ability or talent— Holy shit, give this kid a name-/ I thought I already named her, I just don't remember. That's true. It seems like they all had names. She is almost very typically, though showing signs of genius, even at the early age at the beginning of the series, a middle child, prone to upset almost too easily, but rather than acting out, is more likely to take her anger quietly; she shares her fathers deep brown eyes, dark hair, and though she looks otherwise very much like her sister, and later despises her father, is more inwardly and outwardly like him, though taking the side of her mother during their separation and divorce, oftentimes even lashing out at her father quite openly, and very vocally, as she grows into herself. “Ira”, (may have had another name earlier) is the youngest of three— as his third birthday approaches sometime during the first season. Great, now I gotta hide all those allegories so nobody can actually draw from this that Patrick— Where's his write up, anyway? That shit could go on for days. I have no idea why this catharsis is happening. I tried to sleep it off, I swear, but I still woke up like— At least mildly obsessive about this, for whatever reason. Hazel's 7 - Season Arc Hazel has the eyes, charm, and charisma for entertainment —she hopes to one day be as her father, an entertainer and performer, and will do almost anything for a laugh. She is often telling jokes, and is a people- pleaser. She is sickeningly cute, with golden hair and Hazel eyes, long eye lashes, and carries baby fat in her face, though she is rather average, neither heavy or plump, and however also not frail at all. She is inquisitive, smart, and busy, almost never idle-minded, and strong. Though sort of a Tom boy, she has been trained well to act with dignity, class, and feminine eloquence, much like her mother—but like her father, has a tendency to be crass, sometimes carelessly so, or even brutally honest—to her mother's disdain, but embraced wholesomely by other family members and adults, she's extremely funny and delightful, and very much unlike her mother, not a spoiled brat at all, often raising questions beyond her years about inequality, later wishing to attend a public school, and becoming quite the advocate for social justice and human rights in her later years, her final season shows a rebellious and sometimes even antagonistic Hazel, who later even favors Esha over her own mother as a parental figure, often confiding in her about things she can't and shouldn't share with her father, although her almost over the top admiration for her father has become the driving force and inspiration for her own endeavors in show business, much to her father's disdain, as she grows older, him becoming more protective of her, and especially within the oftentimes secretive nature of his actual placement and purpose in the business, and her rebellious nature and charm even force-feeding her into the industry, she is a bleeding heart for superstardom, and is often seen along what may be a path to fame, making Patrick's bleeding heart all the more aching, as though he and Catherine remain at odds throughout the series, he truly loves his children, even “the little sick one”, as he refers to the second child. Holy shit, what is this kid's name If I had the energy to go through my notes, I could know; but I don't. The city sickness has been sinking in from the noise of the obnoxious motorists and honestly, being out of protein is giving me muscle soreness, I'm in some sort of a bloated haze from eating almost nothing but carbs, and the fact that I haven't been with anyone in years is starting to circle like buzzards around my head, my heart has been literally screaming but overwhelming with this sense of calm, and though slipping into Patrick's sometimes erratic tendencies, for the most part I've been underwhelmed with society's expectations that I should get some kind of job, and somehow while working not lose focus on my own interests and projects—I hate [the strange modern behaviors of] most people, and everything costs too much money— my son might be going into foster care, or my ex husband is evil enough just to try to force my energy to worry about a problem he's created, and I really wanted to sleep into the afternoon with this lethargy, hoping that everything surrounding this series would just fall off, but it doesn't. I wake up often wishing I could just forget The Festival Project ™ , but the truth is, it just keeps writing itself, but in the very least, sometimes God gives me little presents that mean the very most to me— a chord organ that I thought was from the 80's, but is more likely from the 1960's— I love vintage stuff, and musical instruments, which only God could know, really—my fascination with history as if I'm still living it, and this, my sudden fascination and drive to write and complete just one series has been haunting me almost just as badly as anything else has, but especially ripping me apart—especially since I have motorcyclists ripping through my body as if it were some kind of disease that existed outside of me, so contagious that it began to sink in to my insanity and mental hygiene. I wondered if anybody else knew or cared about these creatures as much as I didn't—and in fact, I had never felt so much like Ali in the way that I didn't care if they, other “human beings” supposedly, all died tragically, and wondered why the walls and windows didn't keep out the sound of the outside world at all… The middle child begins writing secretly very early on, and is the first to be required more extensive therapy, (as suggested by the family's therapist) after her parent's separation and subsequent divorce. It is not long after she begins learning to read and write at all, that she begins also showing interests in art, asking for art lessons and to begin painting and art therapy, rather than the recommended Equine therapy— she often keeps things to herself, then returning to her hidden places at times when the family's dysfunction becomes uncomfortable and overstimulating, very often paining or reading during times of peace, and retreating to her safe places—sometimes under the stairs, into the attic, the treehouse, or even later, the family's barnyard, where she often keeps drawings, as she ages, later comics, sometimes caricatures of the things she absorbs through her own reality—and diaries, sometimes hidden in nooks and crannies and in places no one would think; a true prodigy and genius, though hidden from much the world, as she is often overlooked, however, her therapist begins unfolding her true reality, often times carrying over sessions and losing track of time, picking her brain or even conversations philosophically What's the therapists name? Doctor Robin She has to have a last name Well, she's a child's therapist, so she's Doctor Robin, but It seems like it starts with a T. We'll see. I just saw her anyway. I drifted off again, thinking about how wildly detailed this all was becoming, and wondered if there was a series of fictional books waiting to be written. There certainly could be, but my mind was reeling, freshly showered but still undressed, and not even wanting to think of going outside—and yet—I was out of water, and had learned that the drinking water from the fountains, especially in large quantities, had a tendency to make me sick—I hadn't yet eaten anything, and though the coffee was fresh, and my apartment was clean (which made me overtly overjoyed for some reason) smelling of Lemon Lysol and Bleach; with notes of a strong pot of organic fresh ground coffee, it seemed like I couldn't do much more than lay in bed writing this catastrophically interesting series—and it was interesting, which said volumes, considering I had always been picky about my TV watching, being that only ever did certain series catch my eyes or my ears, and those series were almost always—or always, always specifically well written, perfectly casted, and had the edge and draw of becoming an entire world within itself, which this series, though only a week or two old at best, in my heart and in my mind , was rampantly ravaging my own world, almost as if it had become of some importance to keep writing it, and never stop, and though Patrick was the forefigure, another broken male protagonist, the truth in the series was that the true heroes of this sometimes scarily violent drama, were its women—a story meant to be told with a diversified cast of creatures from all worlds and walks of life—Esha, of course, herself, a role that had been some recreation of myself, somehow, though so different that even primarily, I never did see myself as her, besides the onslaught of some otherworldly pain, visions of a scene recollected from some remarkable download, and it might have been once and for all that I had lost my mind, or my life, if I wasn't a writer—I was, somehow, though, after all, a writer. It had been a fasting day that could have and might have ended tragically anyway, and still the devil marked his mockery of my efforts by consistently flinging perfect bodied women everywhere that I went—though usually with ugly enough faces that I could see nothing but what a man was—uncaring for one thing over the other, a flawless representation of woman, represented in the current time with scantily clad fashion, almost painfully so—the insecurity of women becoming more apparent in the way she would appear, always almost begging to be near to me, with every perfection and complexion I hadn't—but at least I had a tendency to laugh at my own damage, often surmising that she, these demon creatures, hadn't any talent for this at all—which had turned the state of television into a near circus act; that alone urged me to continue writing the series, perhaps with a typewriter, due to the negligence of nepotism within the industry which often resulted in these pretty little creatures getting even further ahead by stealing works as such, and passing them on as their own originality almost so cruelly and without judgement—plagiarism, as it was called, but more accurately intent-to-kill the imminent threat of what had been said to be a minority becoming a more powerful force to flourish in entertainment however, as quickly as the visions had come, the thought of writing it without my phone became dauntingly impractical, and I scribbled only the most intense scenes and plot lines onto notebooks and scratch papers, keeping them as hidden from the algorithm as possible… lol the Al Gore Rhythm Ahahahahahahaha Was that the joke? Maybe. Idk. Maybe. Idk. Hm. Hmmmmm: What: Nothing. That actually might have been it. Really, was it? I will never know. That is kind of a good dad joke, though. And a good band name. Idk about that. My coffee was lukewarm enough so that I could taste its flavor, as I whittled away at whatever it was— The story was almost so beautifully being told in allegories and parables that it seemed a shame I may never be rich enough to buy fame, as it seemed that was the only way to become a star these days— and yet—it was more the wealth than the fame I wanted, I had realized, at all—the polished class of the Manhattanites drawing me out of Brooklyn and into some debauchery which was my own Grandiose thought form, that I could actually become, at the ripe old age of 31, some kind of superstar. ‘Why would I even want that, anyway?' I thought, interrupted painfully by who I'm sure was the same motorist, who seemed to do nothing but circle the block all day, and all night, doing nothing — and I wondered why he himself had decided not to do grub hub in a richer neighborhood, where money would more than likely come more easily. But really— I drifted off to a time where I wanted to ride a motorcycle myself, and the curiosity forced me to go online to check the price of what it might cost to have one. $5,000 for a decent bike, which would include a muffler as not to be so obnoxious and disturbing to others as these creatures had become to me— and I began doing the math on how long it would take to save $5,000 as if it would be possible to work some dead end job for any amount of time without spending money on anything else. It would take at least 5 months to earn enough for a motorcycle, which landed me directly back at “Not worth it”, and as horrible as it was, I did at the very least have a luxury apartment for at minimum the next 5 years, however, wanting still to move to Manhattan, Midtown specifically—or one of the quaint and quiet neighborhoods on the upper West Side. The neighborhood was going to hell, after some unworldly godless force had seemed to drop hundreds of thousands of rude and thoughtless third world workers onto the streets and buildings bordering the one I lived on, the neighborhood becoming more rough and less peaceful with trash and debris from the depression and congenital disease that was poverty, the collective unconsciousness of the masses colliding with my empathetic nature and oversensitivity to sound, especially awful sounds, such as the hundreds of motorcycles and hot rodded junk cars which only seeemed to move in a track around a four block radius, and had become a cancerous trigger of sorts, no authority figure seemed to much care about. I cared less and less each day to listen to music, since I wasn't making it the way I wanted to—and I had realized that the constant displeasure and unrest, the lack of peace had as much to do with the world outside as it did with the world within—and I began to see the disgusting obnoxious noise pollution outside my window as just an extension of man's abuse, ability to rape, torture, and kill, terrorize— the uncaring waging of war, control, and lack of true power; as no good and true man who wielded actual strengeth or true power in any way would continue to show such distructive action and carelessness for others around him— chaos, corruption, abuse, and misogyny was proving to be the downfall of all humankind, as patronaged by man, and, as I became doubtful of anyone's lack of understanding of this, especially as the immigrants themselves were often naturally pedophillic culturally and toxically abusive in nature, most migrants flocking from countries in which women's liberation or the protection of youth had not yet materialized into their understanding of conciousness and morality—the men were weak, unkind, and selfish—the women mere machines at their disposal—and however many there were, I could see that their children, the many of them, remained as the redeeming factor. Anyway, a political ploy for the ages of there ever was such a thing, the newest chapter in American greed and slavery, it only seemed like an extension of evil itself, and less of a coincidence with each growing day—each new person, another burden to the middle class taxpayer, another reason to inflate the cost of living—and all the more reason to continue to terrorize the American people into its own division, hatred, demise, and consumption. e. My faith, however, was unwavering—God was real, but these abusive and toxic creatures were pushing it further away with violent arrogance, and the inability to understand that God itself was the nature they continued to destroy. Robin Bennett Fine. “My name's —ahem— “Ron Sennet, and I ain't In it.” —did the say “don't” write a book about me? It's Not about him… Or something cute he used to say like that, I couldn't remember, but he had a bunch of cute little idioms that matched his name, and to the day, I still missed him — it was 11:15 PM exactly as I hung up the phone, after an unsuccessful attempt to reach 911, after realizing that the threat outside was maddening enough to be impossible to only be in my head, and after weeks of the excruciating noise, I finally called NYPD dispatch, much to my disdain, and of course magically, the noise seemed to disappear, but these abusive and toxic creatures were pushing it further away with violent arrogance, and the inability to understand that God itself was the nature they continued to destroy. Robin Bennett Fine. “My name's Jon Sennet, and I ain't In it.” Or something cute he used to say like that, I couldn't remember, but he had a bunch of cute little idioms that matched his name, and to the day, I still missed him — it was 11:15 PM exactly as I hung up the phone, after an unsuccessful attempt to reach 911, after realizing that the threat outside was maddening enough to be impossible to only be in my head, and after weeks of the excruciating noise, I finally called NYPD dispatch, much to my disdain, and of course magically, the noise seemed to disappear as soon as I had made the call, which infuriated me. It seemed as though the game in entirety to make me look or feel crazy, though I knew I wasn't—well, I was, but not without purpose or reason. I had been theorizing in energy exchange quite decisively making a mark for my alter, at which I asked to be designated the wisdom and truth of the light within the eye, desire, however never in mind, although I had been summoned in part due to the fact that we were somehow alike—I was in some ways besides and out of sorts with my set, sinking my teeth into the forced obsession as I unraveled any possibilities and plotline. Episode 01. Pilot An opportunity presents itself seemingly at random— the protagonist's hand is forced into a life changing ultimatum, putting his reuputation and family in danger. Already involved in an illegal gambling ring which operates out of a secret historical prohibition era speakeasy and some “light” drug mulling within its walls, however often extending even as dangerously close to his workplace, Patrick is propositioned to become an investor in the high end escort service, with which he hired and contracted his lover, Kandi, a “rescue” whom he supports in her exchange for exclusivity, to remain as her only client, however, although he begrudgingly declines, wishing not to be involved in anything much more than what he has already kept under the radar, he is intimidated and threatened by blackmail, his high profile becoming at stake—he then obliges to embark upon this new endeavor, the expansion of this establishment to include a warehouse, which houses a large scale brothel, and, able to use his social status to procure wealthy clientele, quickly becomes a power player within a ring of coveted elites, setting fire to his already inflated ego, and colliding with his intense and highly functional polyaddiction, which he has maintained since his youth, using his entertainment persona as an outlet, becoming a medium of excess, fame, and rampant wealth. Patrick is beloved by his peers, and is humbled often by his devoted fans and friends—proactively worshiped as a comic genius, a prodigy, and a revered successor to legendary frontmen— Okay, this is weird, because I started writing this before I even understood what I was writing at all… —specifically, the sixth successor, to his coveted role. I had written for Esha to be the seventh successor, as with the symbolism deeply and quite literally woven into the sometimes brutal framework of the series, which I had shorthanded to ‘TVP'…the world around me trailed off as my eyes blurred as they had been lately, and I wondered if I might be having some kind of stroke or something, as I was certainly some sort of out of body—the day had been strange, and I had given up on a run or a gym for the day, the motorcycles alone ravaging my energy, and whether I worked out or not, they were ever present anyway. They were some sort of toxic, abusive force I just had to put up with, hoping it didn't upset my psychology so much that it ended me, though I had become quite odd as of recently, rambling more than usual and actually praying out loud, as my silent ones just didn't seem to be working—they were probably white supremacists, or in some way connected to some political terror group, but it didn't seem to matter. Someone liked torturing me, and it was becoming apparent that no matter much time I spent at the gym, this torture was going to persist. After a month long gym streak, at least going once a day to lift something, I rested, or rather, tried to rest, kind of— but my mind had been swirling with thoughts of a man I was certain by now I had made up—and writing the story of a man I was absolutely certain came from my mind, but in a way that it almost made no sense at all—as the more I looked into the world that I had already written about, the more I realized was accurate without first having known these things, and however cursed I might have been to even know such things, I decided to call it some sort of blessing instead. ‘God, I used to get so fucking high for days, and when I would come down, just crying and crying, eating Totinos or DiJorno and a bag of Bugles, I would watch Saturday Night Live for fucking hours, and I hated [Redacted]. I hated him.' Now I still hated [Redacted], but in a different way, and though really it was myself that was more like Patrick, he at the very least, for whatever reason, used to have his face—now, he was just Patrick, and [Redacted] was just [Redacted], and i knew entirely too much about it all, and about myself to be comfortable with it, but nothing was comfortable at all. I had written entire atrocities, novels, and all that was some conglomerate of nonsense which was the festival project, besides how insanely and innately prodigal it all was sometimes, my own words confusing me with a bizarre and asinine dysfunction, awe, actually, often as if someone else had written them, and although I was always at least sort of semi-conscious while writing, the spells and cadences I would fall under were some sort of trance, and as I watched the Nirvana rehearsal from Saturday Night Live in 1992, long before [Redacted] or any of the rest of the — Was it Keystone? It was, the Keystone cast of SNL, but the first word my mind had jumped to was Hallmark, which—after referencing Google quickly for a fact check, also stood true. I was willing to admit, even now, though I had long lost interest in Saturday Nighy Live, or anything at all having to do with current events, that the [Redacted] era—or rather even, the Tina Fey era, a true role model, perhaps, and someone I favored over all of the performers I admired, or allowed myself to admire— the Golden Years of Saturday Night were the only years, for me that even mattered— trying to make sense of anything couldn't be done, but I at least had this new project birthed from it to think about. It would be hard to sit down at a taping of The View and not think about all I had written at all, and it would be impossible not to unfold the characters which had presented themselves, though slowly but surely, through the most vivid visions and insanely lucid dreams, as The TV People began to What if someone steals this out of my documents? That would be unwise…the best scenes are somewhere scribbled in my notebooks and random scraps of paper somewhere in my room…this series is almost nothing without those scenes—the elements with which the most painful scenes I had ever written, became word form. ‘I don't know why, but I feel so incredibly high, So incredibly high right now…' They could have been words to a song, but I did feel high as a kite for whatever reason, without the actual kite metaphor quite literally dagling over my head, for once, or at least, it had been a few weeks, not a prominent as is was before. I sat soaking in the tub teetering on the possibility that I should actually even watch The Tonight Show, or whatever it was, to set my mind at ease, a betrayal of my own code—as one does not literally feed its obsessions into insanity on purpose. ‘Perhaps, though', I thought, ‘I could get rid of this.' — A cancerous abscess in the tradegy that had become my own sex fueled, rage driven, racing mind—and rather admittedly, it was almost too late, for anything of the sort, as I hadn't any other place to keep the growing world of The Television People any quieter, than within the monstrous algorithm which was Google documents cloud, where it seemed nothing was safe, and anything could be fabricated into reality after being stolen, by someone rich enough to make it happen, however, never being any better than my own disaster of a creation. And it was, a disaster. He was a comic genius, a professional, and spectacular performer— in actuality, I knew nothing if not anything at all about him, and the more I collected, the more interesting I found myself, actually, bemused that I seem to have found some sort of twin, another synchronization nightmare—if only that I made it to be so, unbelieving yet that I was in some kind of fairytale, though it had become some sort of fantastical and adventurous thing, this what I now refer to as ‘the allegories,'. I must have been something parasitic to the industry, with the tendency to latch on and ride out whatever had become a fascination, but it wasn't, in its sense of origin, like anything before— it was something new, in the ways that it was, and something old at the same time—though needing to fall drastically from The Tower without actually doing so, putting a stop to my unlimited creation became a pertinent priority, as even exercising, meditating, and chronic masturbation tended to exacerbate it, as if I was missing a step in transmutation of this foreign substance— an energy which seemed familiar, but also wasn't. I was receiving downloads several hours at a time, and drifting off into spells and trances of inspiration so heavily that it seemed counterintuitive to call it off, fearing I might lose the intensity of the plot and its characters, and they were that: just characters. It had taken days to erase Patrick's face into a blank state to restore him from that of his namesake, but now everything was a blur, the allure of scrapping it all to return to making music was upon some sort of dawning, but not yet arrived. I allowed whatever came to mind to flow freely from my fingertips, even if it felt bizzare—and even if it felt bizarre, it never felt wrong at all. ‘Unfortunate, that.' , I thought crossing one leg over another to complete my chapter before draining the tub. I promised myself long ago to always pray for my own son, before worrying about another celebrity, whose fame and fortune protected them more than I ever seemed to protect myself or my own—nonsense, but a strong sense of remorse, as I had been painted as wicked, in a sense, just for being kept poor, separated from my son, and left in a world without love at all; My project, a keepsake of the hard work I had done; but had not yet been paid for—and the fear was in the understanding that that money might not ever come, that I would never be a mother, a muse, or anything or anyone else I actually wanted. I thought briefly again about just getting a dog—but I only had 45 dollars, aside from the unmarked Jimmy Fallons, I had placed atop an alter on my kitchen counter, wondering how to multiply them into something I wanted—and that had been the start of the game or the project at all— saving my last dollars and spending them at once, with the hopes and wishes that they would become somehow much larger quantities, returned as good karma for the love I had given, but that had not yet come back, in one form or another. ‘He seems miserable, the poor bloak.' , I thought—and with all that I had known to have come with fame and fortune along with the luck, he probably somewhere, somehow was—but my concern was my son, turning the mere dollars somehow from one's into bundles of hundreds, thousands, and maybe even one day a whole million or more. That was the push behind the project at all—breaking the cycle of the poor black single mother, the story that had been told over and over-/ with stories that had not; the stories that had become [The Festival Project™]# Sai Psy. See you in seven years, then. You're so silly— I'm not going to live seven more years. We'll see about that. You will see. I'll be dead. So I'll be dead. So it is. A summer hiatus, Vacations in Prague, yes Let's pray for the rest of us A sign of the times and a coming of ages Who made you famous again As the rest of us I don't like it As much as I'd like to Keep writing Keep finding the reason to die and you're blinded by kindnesses And I Ams I woke up in the 9th dimension, As an infinite friend Familiar with my kitchen JOHN SLATTERY An interesting thing happened this morning. What's that, John? I woke up as John Slattery Just remember what love holds The death of a salesman, rechargeable batteries This walk could take forever in designer jeans Another day in slave hell The controllers controlling And Satan is Sataning Seems like a time to go clubbing It's a simple kind of depression Resting on your head when All you simply wished is the taste of flesh The freedom of skin And the lather of love— Or blood spatter on the pavement Aim for the head If the door's fixed, then we'll break it again Look what greed does I hate lazy days in Manhattan Ca

In this episode, we speak with Elise Grey, a madre of a little girl, who decided to say EFF IT and went on a trip to Europe that had been planned before she got pregnant. The trip date was set for 2 months after her due date, and although they heard it from everyone in regards to their opinions on whether or not she should still go on this trip or not, she decided she was gonna do it anyone, no matter how different and sometimes difficult traveling with a newborn can be. But, since doing that, she and her family continue to travel, and their daughter has adapted to change very quickly since she's been doing it since she was 2 months old. Don't let having kids stop you from living life. Make sure to still make time to do things that you enjoy, and travel if that's something you love. Because if you are happy, your kids and family will benefit from it! 

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VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn112, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, makeheroism, Boo-Bury, ericpp, Piranesi Dreams IV with SirSeatSitter on ABS 'n a 6-Pack September 2nd No Agenda meetup ft. HeyCitizen, cottongin Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen - Apex ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Fountain v1.1: Open social podcasting powered by Nostr (Fountain Blog) MMO #133 Deathonators Telegram founder Pavel Durov charge on 12 criminal counts in France TOP THREE 33 Ukraine somberly marks 33 years of independence as war with Russia wages on (The Associated Press) Flooding in northwestern Nigeria kills 33 people, uproots tens of thousands (Anadolu Ajansi) Spate of timed militant attacks in Pakistan's largest province kills 33 (Hindustan Times) Chicago shootings: At least 33 shot, 6 fatally, in weekend gun violence across city, police say (ABC) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Prolific federal prosecutor misused position by showing business card in DUI stop (CBS) Missouri appeals court rules must THC possession must be expunged just like marijuana convictions (MO Courts) Vermont medical cannabis user fired from transit job loses appeal over state's denial of unemployment benefits (VT Digger) Moroccan King Mohammed VI pardoned nearly 5,000 people convicted or wanted on charges linked to illegal pot cultivation (Reuters) Pakistan's government will allow hemp cultivation beginning January 2025 (AAJ.tv) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Anthony Vincent's Bye Bye Bye NSync cover. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever flew on an airplane. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever lit a fire. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! A child was reported missing. A TV news helicopter crew spotted him on the roof playing hooky (AP) A mysterious postcard is delivered 121 years late (FOX) Apartment complex charges dead woman $15k for breaking her lease (News 4 San Antonio)  -- sent bill Woman who faced eviction over 3 emotional support parrots wins $165,000 in federal case (AP) Emory Hospital loses piece of patient's skull, charges him for it lawsuit claims (FOX) UK food truck offers seagull insurance (Not the Bee) Georgia mayor faces felony charges after investigators say he stashed alcohol in ditch for prisoners (AP) Texas woman makes squirrel spa (The Washington Post) Archaeology student finds 7 Viking silver arm rings (AP) Survivor of weekend brown bear attack shares harrowing tale (Alaska's News Source)

Hey Sickos!This week Steve and Sean are joined by Toby Poser and John Adams, the heads of The Adams Family, known for their eerie and punk rock DIY horror films! We dive into their latest film Hell Hole (premiering on Shudder August 23rd) and chat about everything from crafting chilling atmospheres on a budget to the family dynamic that fuels their creativity. Plus, we get into their band Hellbender and how music and film blend to create their special brand of horror.If you're a fan of unique horror and people that just say FUCK IT and make shit, then...COME HANG OUT!!!Follow Us on Social Media:Instagram & Threads: @mostlyhorrorpodTikTok & Twitter/X: @mostlyhorrorSteve: @stevenisaverage on all socialsSean: @hypocrite.ink on IG/TikTok, @hypocriteink on Twitter/XEnjoy this episode? Don't forget to subscribe, rate and leave a review on your favorite podcast platform! For early Access and ad-free episodes, subscribe on Wondery+.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode, we speak with Augie Duke, a madre who decided to say EFF IT when she was getting dismissed by her doctors in regards to a concern  that she had, and decided to keep seeking out other opinions because she just felt in her gut that something was wrong. And, geez, was she right! Had she not said EFF IT and continued to seek out other opinions, the blood clot that she ended up having could've taken her life and that of her unborn child, which she had to deliver early due to this concern. And, funny how the universe works, aside from this concern, she also was terrified of the fact that she could possibly not work again as an actor after becoming a mom. But, 5 weeks after having her son, she got an audition for a one time spot, that ended turning into 15 episodes.  Seems like divine timing to us! You just have to trust your gut when something feels off, and believe that you can keep doing what you love, even if it seems impossible. To follow Augie, check her out on Instagram at @dukeaugie, and on Twitter and FB at Augie Duke. 

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 337 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, HeyCitizen, cbrooklyn, KiloRomeo, Bearsnare, seedubs, NAMillennial, ajoint, phifer, ericpp, Boolysteed, makeheroism, RevCyberTrucker Come to a New England No Agenda meetup on Monday, September 2nd Tune in to Abs n' a 6-Pack TOMORROW at 6pm Central for Dreams IV -- Call in and share your dream stories: (865) 465-6271 Intro/Outro: e s c p - Komorebi Wear a hat to HyperSpaceOut with the MKs THIS SUNDAY at 6pm Central! ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN The HeyCitizen ExperienceTo Be In Nashville / V4V Music charts Democrats exclude Bitcoin, crypto from 2024 platform (Bitcoin Magazine) Germany seizes $28 million in raid on unlicensed crypto ATMs (Reuters) US regulator fines crypto fund $150K for illicit Bitcoin loan (NFA Futures) KC Bitcoiners meetup Thursday at The Bar Check out the Blindspot feature on Next.Nostrudel.ninja TOP THREE 33 Border arrests drop 33% to a 46-month low in July after asylum restrictions take hold (ABC) 33 Mpox cases in Berlin since the beginning of the year (Berlin.de) Japan megaquake could raise 33-foot tsunami, kill 320k, evict 9.5 million (Interesting Engineering) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Colorado Springs City Council sends ordinance to November ballot to ban retail pot stores (KRDO) Lawsuit: reporting illegal cannabis business spurred KC credit union exec's firing (Biz Journals) Judge finds flaws in New York City's cannabis enforcement efforts (The New York Times) Tennessee DCS workers can be held liable for role in taking kids from parents after traffic stop (Tennessee Lookout) Utah medical cannabis patients leave stores empty-handed due to software glitches (The Salt Lake Tribune) Olympia, Washington City Council passes psychedelics decriminalization resolution (KING5) Mexico Supreme Court orders regulators to issue rules on commercialization, export, import of hemp products (NMAS) Ukraine medical marijuana legalization law officially takes effect (moz.gov.ua) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Shepherd's Reign Ala Mai. Follow him over on the Fediverse at @SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever got a magazine subscription. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever flew on an airplane. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Rare 'Doomsday Fish' found off coast of Southern California by group of snorkelers, kayakers (The Associated Press) Underwater archaeologists find 112 glassware objects off Bulgaria's coast (Heritage Daily) Archaeologists find mastodon skull in Iowa, search for evidence it interacted with humans (USA Today) Man in Mississippi discovers rare mammoth tusk dating back to Ice Age (FOX) 'Buttcrack Bandits' failed attempt to steal a motorcycle caught on Arizona camera (FOX) Kentucky town embracing the unusual history of the 'Meat Shower' (WLKY) Mysterious black ring appears in the sky over Williamsburg, Virginia (WAVY) Sewer crew removes 'monster' 110-pound fatberg (SouthernWater.co.UK) 'Most Wanted' fugitive sought in 2004 murder found working as police officer (KTLA) Lost wedding ring found on Kentucky family farm after 61 years (WLKY)

In this episode we speak with Chanita Fondacaro, a madre of two, who said EFF IT, and decided at 41, to have another child, even though she had thought she would be One and Done after having her first child at 21. It wasn't an easy go around the second time, but it happened and now has an amazing daughter who's about to start second grade. Her advice is to just not listen to what society might say if you are older and wanting to start a family. Do what's best for you, not what's best for others. To follow Chanita, give her a follow on Instagram at @chanibaby.

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, cbrooklyn112, ChadF, HeyCitizen, RevCyberTrucker, Boolysteed, ajoint, makeheroism, NetNed, Piranesi, Tjunta No Agenda Kansas City Meetup Abs n' a 6-Pack Dreams IV going down August 21st  The HeyCitizen Experience - To Be in Nashville Intro/Outro: Raven - Arcade ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Help make Nostr fun UN cybercrime draft convention approved unanimously despite widespread opposition Russia, Venezuela block Signal Messenger (Interfax) Nigerian Bitcoiner sues government for the right to own, acquire, trade Bitcoin (James Otudor on X) KC Bitcoiners meetup Friday coffee at Take Care at Oleo TOP THREE 33 Chicago shootings: At least 33 shot, 1 fatally, in weekend violence across city (ABC Chicago) After 33 years on the run, suspect in 1991 Fairfax, Virginia murder pleads guilty to wife's death (WJLA) 2 Mexican men arrested, 33 pounds of fentanyl seized in Fresno County, deputies say (You Central Valley) BEHIND THE CURTAIN FDA rejects psychedelic MDMA as treatment or PTSD, calling for additional study (The Associated Press) Lykos MDMA therapy papers retracted by medical journal (Psychedelic Week) CDC study shows teen use falling in legal states (CDC.gov) Arizona Supreme Court ruling paves way for criminal sentences to be reduced if case involved marijuana (AZ Family) Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey signs psychedelics working group focused on veteran care (Mass.gov) Missouri Gov. Mike Parson signs executive order prohibiting sales of unregulated psychoactive cannabis products (SOS.MO.gov) Marijuana remains on the Schedule 1 drug list along with heroin in Nevada (Review Journal) North Dakota ballot to include adult-use legalization (SOS.ND.gov) Some marijuana convictions could be overturned in TN due to TBI testing issues (WKRN) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us BODY COUNT's Fuck What You Heard. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever were in a natural disaster. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a magazine subscription. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Couple charges wedding guests $333 each in effort to save money (ABC 7 Chicago) Woman sues Boar's Head for not including listeria on the ingredients (Not the Bee) DUI-simulating golf cart hits 5 people at NJ police fair (New York Post) Secret Service busted into a salon to let people use the bathroom during a Kamala Harris fundraiser, business owner says (Business Insider) Man arrested on DUI charge after car fire on I-80 (Reno Gazette Journal) Groundhog in claw machine surprises mini golf guests (FOX) Fishing record set by West Virginia angler who used 3-year-old daughter's $10 pink rod (New York Post) New alphabet song (NY Post) Seagull steals man's wallet, picks through it on Nantucket roof (NBC Boston) NYC's Museum of Ice Cream sued after man claims injury jumping into sprinkle pool (CBS News)  

In this episode, we speak with Jaime “The Hurricane” Hayes, a madre of two, who said EFF IT and decided to hang up her boxing gloves after over 30 years to focus more on her kids and their life paths. Jaime was able to still follow her passion, despite how hard it was to juggle her career, her kids, their sports and everything else.  She wanted to show them what had hard work looked like, an le that they should never give up on their dreams, no matter what people say. Despite what people may say, keep EFFing going after what you want or need that fills you up. Because if you don't do that for yourself, you are doing not only yourself a disservice, but to everyone around you as well. To check out Jaime's gym, please visit www.ontheropesri.com, and don't forget to give her a follow on Instagram at @jaimethehurricane.

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Kevin S, ChadF, Face2theScr33n, harvhat, makeheroism, Boo-Bury, Boolysteed  Intro/Outro: Keys of Moon - Sleepless City ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Mutiny Wallet to shut down at the end of the year (Mutiny) Russia approves Bitcoin mining, experimental cross-border exchange regime (Reuters) Senator Lummis unveils The BITCOIN Act (Senate.gov) TOP THREE 33 California inmate on death row for 33 years must either be released or retried for prosecutorial misconduct in jury selection (CNN) GameStop shuts down magazine Game Informer after 33 years (Nasdaq) Ammonia leak at Virginia food plant sends 33 workers to hospitals (ABC) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Biden "not giving up" on freeing Marc Fogel (White House) Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey has a psychedelics working group bill on her desk (MALegislature.gov) Missouri Gov. Mike Parson issued an executive order prohibiting the sale of foods containing psychoactive cannabis compounds unless they come from an "approved source" (Health.MO.gov) New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu signs bill allowing doctors to prescribe medical pot for ANY condition it could improve (NH.gov)  New Jersey judge won't decide whether cops can use pot off duty (NJ Monitor) New York City police review board investigating NYPD raid of Staten Island pot shop (THE CITY) Ex-NYC undersheriff sidelined for whistleblowing about illegal cannabis raids: lawsuit (New York Post) Ohio recreational sales begin today for 98 approved dual-use dispensaries (OH.gov) METAL MOMENT Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever booked a hotel room. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever been in a natural disaster. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Chicken parade prompts changes to proposed restrictions in Des Moines, Iowa (The Associated Press) Live crab found inside Iowa vending machine (KTIV) Gizmo the dog went missing in Las Vegas in 2015. He's been found alive after 9 years. (AP) Rare albino alligator hatches in Florida (FOX) Rare cotton candy lobster caught in New England (Seacoastonline) Maine residents report rare 'devil bird' sightings (Smithsonian) Pet python found after escape into art gallery (BBC) Video shows dragonfly swarm taking over Rhode Island beach (CBS) New Zealand woman calls police after mistaking sex doll for headless corpse (RNZ) Archaeologists find a 2,400-year-old 'pot of gold' in Turkey (The New York Times)

In this episode, we speak with Gila Pfeffer, a madre of 4, who said EFF IT and had a preventive double mastectomy because of the history of cancer in her family. But, it turned out that preventative surgery became life saving because they found early aggressive breast cancer in one of her breasts.  Following her gut in all her preventive measures saved her life, despite how aggressive her approach seemed to others. But it ended up saving her life. You just have to EFFing trust your gut, and do whatever you need to do for you and your family, despite what others might think. Especially, when it comes to saving your life! To get a copy of Gila's book, “Nearly Departed: Adventures in Loss, Cancer and other Inconveniences, you can go to any retailer where you buy your books (i.e. Amazon, Barnes and Nobles, etc.) or on her site at www.gilapfeffer.com. Also, please give her a follow on Instant at @gilapfeffer. 

 VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 334 Producers: RevCyberTrucker, Vox, harvhat, ChadF, DJW, phifer, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed Homegrown Hits Episode 46 / Bowls With Buds Episode 333 Intro/Outro: Vladmsorensen ft. Sheiko - Nuclear Midnight ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Fold set to be listed on the NASDAQ (Business Wire) AlbyHub waitlist TOP THREE 33 33 arrested after undercover,online sting in Marion County, FL unveils alleged child predators (WESH) Legionnaires disease outbreak across Melbourne grows to 33 cases as authorities investigate cause (The Guardian) 33 cats, 3 dogs rescued from deplorable conditions inside Bucks County, PA hotel room (WHYY) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Dirty DEA agent gets caught (The Associated Press) New Hampshire Governor Chris Sununu signs bill allowing physician assistants and other licensed drug prescribers to issue medical pot recommendations (Governor.NH.gov)  METAL MOMENT Tonight the RevCyberTrucker brings us Fifteen Stitches - Eventual Horizon Pt. 2 featuring his brother! SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever went to a convention. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever booked a hotel room. FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Woman (33) died after swallowed denture did not show up on X-ray (The Irish Times) Grand Rapids 'queen of the roost' owl dies after over 33 years at animal sanctuary (MLive) Mysterious fireball over San Diego remains unidentified (NBC) Smooth hammerhead shark makes rare visit to Cape Cod (UPI) Slave Leia bikini sells at auction for $175,000 (UPI) Collection of 163 unique bedpans fails to sell at auction (UPI)

In this episode, we speak with Tara Trask, a madre of 2 grown kids, who said EFF IT, and instead of wasting time on dating apps, or getting wrapped up in relationships that can be consuming, she decided to explore the world of male escorts because….why the hell not?! Moms have sex drives, too!  And, sometimes getting it the conventional way just doesn't fit in someone's lifestyle.  Men do it, so why can't women?!  You just have to EFFing do you.  Will you get judge? Probaby.  But, whose life are you living? Yours or theirs?  Remember that! To follow Tara, check her out on Instagram and TikTok at @tara_trask.  And, to check out her daughter's latest single, “Fallin',” follow Berta Bunch on Spotify.

In this episode, we are flashing back to some of the amazing Madres, we have had on the show and focus one of the last we ask,  which is “What's your advice that you would give to another mom or your younger self?” Can all use some effing advice, sometimes, especially from some incredible moms that have gone through some hard, wild, life-changing moments. We hope that it leaves you feeling inspired, and you're able to take on what whatever advice resonates with you most!

In this episode, we speak with Molly Winter, a madre of two, who said EFF IT and decided to open up her marriage to other partners, which led to her writing her book, “More: A Memoir of Open Marriage.” By doing this, she and her husband discovered aspects of themselves they would have never discovered had they not decided together to open up their marriage, and are about to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary. You just have to EFFing find yourself and live your freest life for you, not for anyone else. Find whatever works for you and your family and don't worry about what anyone else thinks! To get Molly's book, please visit www.mollyrodenwinter.com, and follow her on Instagram at @mollyrwinter.

Sam and I rock another great week of fun stuff...RIP WUTK we awiat the fallout.

In this episode, we catch up with each other since starting Season 4, as we both have had a lot of things happening in our personal journeys.  Also, we wanted to share with our listeners that we want to shake things up a bit and start introducing conversations that might be more uncomfortable and taboo. With a world so divided at the moment, we want to have honest, open and respectful conversations about topics that might, for some, be a little uncomfortable.  We feel that it's because people can't talk about these things in respectful ways that we are so divided at the moment. So, we want to open our space up to views that might differ from ours and come from a place of curiosity and understanding versus judgment. The EFF IT moments will still be our main conversations, but we wanted to change things up a bit moving forward. If there are topics you would like to hear us talk about, please share. Nothing is off the table! If you're interested in following the projects we are working on, please go to www.herpowerpins.com and @herpowerpins on Instagram to follow Carla's work. And www.madreromi.com and @madre_romi for Romi's coaching services. 

In this episode, we speak with Cory and Nicol Varona, two sisters and madres who decided to say EFF IT and start a curly hair care line, even though they had no prior background to making products.  Both had a background in finance, but that life was a complete blur until they both started working on what is now called Ocoa Beauty.  Just goes to show when you feel aligned and passionate about something, you can and will figure out the tools and knowledge you need to help you achieve your goals and dreams.  You just have to EFFing believe in yourself, and embrace who you truly are, despite what society tells you.  Know your power, and don't let your doubt get the best of you!  To try out their curly hair products, please visit www.ocoabeauty.com, and give them a follow on @ocoabeauty on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, Linkedin and Pinterest.

In this episode, we speak with Jenilee Dowling, a madre of one that said EFF IT to worrying about the idea of whether moving her child around to different places at a young age was a bad thing for him because it wasn't a good experience for her growing up when she was moved around.  She had to recognize that her son is a different person, and the way that she and her partner are bringing their son into the decision making when it comes to making moves is very different to when she and her family moved around growing up.  You just have to EFFing remember that it comes down to us in regards to how we present things to our kids. If we make something bad and scary, then they will see it as bad and scary. The same goes for the opposite. Also, remembering that letting our kids see us go through different emotions, and how we handle and regulate ourselves will show them how they should regulate themselves, and that's a huge lesson to learn that a lot of us didn't receive from our parents/caregivers. It all comes back to us! To check Jenilee and her offerings, go to www.readingsbyjenilee.as.me, and @jenileedowling on Instagram.

In this episode, we speak with Deidra Romero, a madre of two, who said EFF IT,  decided to open up about her divorce, and write a book about it.  There was a lot of shame surrounding divorce at the time she was going through this, but she knew that she wasn't going to go through this journey alone and quiet.  And, it ultimately has led her to help women navigate divorce through coaching.  We all have the capacity to hold so much. You can be  happy and grieve at the same time, and know that we have the capability to do that and so much more. To follow Deidra and check out her book, “Begin Again: How to Heal after Divorce & Create the Life you Love as a Single Mom,” please check her out at www.deidraromero.com. And give her a follow on Instagram at @deidradaily.

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Season 4 Episode 2 “Just EFFing Love Who You Are!“In this episode, we speak with Lindsey Kane Leaverton, a madre who said EFF IT and wrote a book after the traumatic aftermath of 2 divorces,  and then going through Covid, and what that brought about, which was a lot of mental health issues. Writing this book has allowed her to heal, but also provide advice to anyone out there that may need to hear her wise words. You just have to EFFing fully embrace who you are and love yourself. You are worthy! To check out Lindsey book and her journey, please go to www.notanotherselfhelpbook.com, and on Instagram at @lindseykaneleaverton.

In our 1st episode for Season 4, we interviewed Ash Kelsch, who said EFF IT and decided to go back and heal the relationship she had with her mother once she became an empty nester herself.  She had put everything aside from herself first, and realized that in order to be the mother her kids will continue to need, she need to go back and heal herself by facing the trauma and the rollercoaster of a relationship she had with her mother.  It's a tough thing to do because even as adults, it can be hard for us to look at our parents and not feel all the things that would come up for us when we were kids.  But, in order to move past all that, we have to get to a place where we can look at our parents as the flawed humans they, and we all are, and know that they were doing the best they could.  We really are the ones that know what it is we truly need, so it's important to really sit down and EFFing figure out what that is so that you can move forward in your life in a happy and healthy way.  To follow Ash, please check her podcast called “Wait, What?” at www.ashleykelsch.substack.com, and on Instagram at @ashkelsch.

In this episode, we speak with Richelle Davis, a madre of 3 boys, who said EFF IT to choosing to stay home with her first born instead of choosing to go back to work. She didn't want to miss being there for her kids, but also struggled with the shift in identity of always being a working, independent woman, to a SAHM dependent on her husband's income. It's unfortunate that she had to choose between the two because of the lack of support mothers have in this country. Luckily, she was able to figure out how to be home with her kids, start to bring in her own income, and come to a place in her motherhood journey where she now feels whole. You just have to EFFing believe that you are more capable than you think. It's easy for us to believe the negative self-talk. Let's start to believe the opposite! To follow Richelle, go to Instagram at @richellexo. 

Being a mom is already super taxing.  And, if you are trying to build a business on top of that, it can easily send a lot of us down a dark spiral, especially when we are pulled in so many directions that the light at the end of the tunnel can seem way dimmer than we like.  A few weeks ago, Romi had hit a low, one that she hadn't hit in a while where she didn't even want to get out of bed.  Like we have said many times before, these EFF IT “moments” are actually pretty long journeys for most of us, and it can be full of super highs and super lows.  And we thought it would be a good idea to just talk about what she was experiencing since so many moms suffer alone because we are expected to take on so much.  She goes into to what took her there, and how she managed to get herself out.  We don't want moms to feel alone, especially when it comes to mental health, because it's hard not to go to dark places, sometimes.  We can all be our own worst enemies, but it's important to talk about these things so that others don't feel like they are alone. If you're having a hard time, please reach out to a friend, or find a community of other moms that you feel comfortable confiding it.  It's so important because when we are happy, so is the rest of our family! 

In this episode, we speak with Amy Edwards, a madre of 2 daughters, who said EFF IT to people pleasing, and really finding what her true purpose was and living her life for her. At 40, she became a Rock ‘n Roller, and really started living a life that aligns with what she was feeling on the inside. And, she is the happiest she has ever been! Just know, that the best is yet to come! Just because we reach a certain age does not mean that our lives our over and we can't pursue what brings us joy. You EFFing have it within you to make your life the best that it can be. We aren't saying it's an easy thing to do, but you must find the things that help you start believing that you are capable. To learn more about Amy and her journey, please check her out at www.amyedwards.info, Instagram at @realamyedwards, and on TikTok @themagicbabe.