The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast

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A podcast for the post-hope generation. Each episode has a companion 30min+ Bitesize episode where David and David (plus the occasional guest) discuss their chocolate topped and soggy biscuits of the week. Get them at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman. The


    • Jul 20, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 43m AVG DURATION
    • 26 EPISODES


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    BACK TO EARTH - A Podcast About Roots by Definitely Human

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 0:50


    Fashion Designer Charlie May has escaped city life and gone back to her roots as a West Country farmer. Join her each week as she learns the basics of living sustainably, grows her own fruit, veg and wine, delves into her family's history and comes up with alarmingly ambitious plans to modernise the farm and ensure its survival. From fashion to farming; there's got to be some transferable skills, right?Subscribe to Back to Earth on acast, apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts from. Follow us on Twitter @BacktoEarthPod and @HumanDefinitely, on Instagram @backtoearthpodcast and on TikTok @backtoearthcharlie and for bonus material subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    McVitie's Gold Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2018 47:20


    David and David review McVitie's Gold Bar and come to a surprising conclusion about what the future might hold for them and IWGBRP.Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Chips Ahoy!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2018 46:53


    David and David review Chips Ahoy! and come to a surprising conclusion about who they want to be.Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Malted Milks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2018 44:45


    David and David review Malted Milks and wonder the unassuming guest has come to lead them into the darkness.Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Lotus Biscoff

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2018 43:22


    David and David review Lotus Biscoffs and come to an ego killing conclusion about who the real bad guys are.Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Barnum's Animals Crackers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2018 46:23


    David and David review Barnum's Animals Crackers and come to a rousing conclusion about the need to destroy their long term enemies.Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Garibaldi

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2018 44:33


    David and David review Garibaldi biscuits, aka “fly graveyards” and come to an exciting conclusion about how YOU can improve your biscuit experiences today.Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Rose Biscuits

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2018 44:25


    David and David are joined by Maximillian John in this new year special to review Fossier Biscuits Rose de Reims, and come to a buzzing conclusion about how to achieve bliss in 2018.Get an extra 35mins of David and David and Maxamillion discussing their resolutions for 2018, featuring the not https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Christmas Special 3 - Mince Pies Future

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2017 48:16


    David and David are joined by a Christmas... thing (Tom Dalling) to review Harrods Classic Mince Pies With Brandy and Heston from Waitrose Spiced Shortcrust Mince Pies Lemon, and come to a motivating conclusion about Christmas.Get an extra 25 mins of David, David and Tom discussing their Christmas traditions of today at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Christmas Special 2 - Mince Pies Present

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2017 43:58


    David and David are joined by a special ghost (Mathew Woodcock) to review Iceland Luxury Mince Pies and Sainsbury's Deep Fill Mince Pies, and come to a low level appreciation of people's Christmas spirit. Get an extra 20 mins of David, David and Mathew discussing their Christmas traditions of today at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Christmas Special 1 - Mince Pies Past

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2017 62:41


    David and David are joined by a spectral guest (Lexie McDougall) to review Co-op Bakery Shortcrust Mince Pies and Mr Kipling “Merry” Mince Pies and come to a roundabout view of a merry Christmas.Get an extra 20mins of David, David and Lexie discussing their Christmas traditions of the past at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Rich Tea

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2017 44:35


    David and David are joined by Charlie May to review Rich Tea biscuits, and come to a musical conclusion about class.Get an extra 30mins of David and David and Charlie discussing highs and lows of the week, including suits (not the TV show), public indecency and hangovers https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Glico Bisco

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2017 45:58


    This Japanese special sees David and David respectfully review Biscos from the Glico corporation, and they come to a mysterious conclusion about the future.Get an extra 30mins of David and David of discussing highs and lows of the week, including the most hellish city on Earth (not London), the darkness of man's heart, the best sandwich shop in London and a mature spread for toast https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Nice

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2017 39:38


    David and David review Nice biscuits and come to a depressing conclusion about the difficulty of peace and the ease of war. Get an extra 40mins of David and David of discussing highs and lows of the week, including David's wife returning, the Greenwich Maritime Museum, David's hungover visage and making a fuss in a restaurant https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Biscotti

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2017 47:05


    David and David review a Biscotti *does pinched fingers things* and come to a confusing conclusion about postcards and being a "mind adventurer". Get an extra 40mins of David and David of discussing highs and lows of the week, including medieval lighting, the best history podcast in the world and more in IWGBRP Bitesize https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ginger Nuts

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2017 42:38


    David and David review a Sainsbury's Ginger Snap (nut, it's the same thing), and come to a depressing conclusion about ageing. Get an extra 40mins of David and David discussing a supernatural roadtrip and the real problem with having a cold in IWGBRP Bitesize https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Halloween Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2017 51:57


    David and David review two Co-op 'design your own halloween biscuits' and come to a spooky conclusion about the dangers of novelties.Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Chocolate Dipped Viennese Fingers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2017 49:02


    David and David review a Marks & Spencer premium biscuit, and come to a depressing conclusion about moving up in the world. Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing Jeremy Bentham's decomposing head and Vladimir Putin in IWGBRP Bitesize https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Pink Wafers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2017 45:28


    David and David are joined by Matthew Woodcock to review pink wafers, and come to an uplifting conclusion about being disappointed by the past. Get an extra 45mins of David, David and Matthew discussing foreign languages, tiredness, potash mines, and Matthew's beef with Gary Oldman, in IWGBRP Bitesize https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Maryland Chocolate Chip Cookies

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2017 41:33


    David and David review the Maryland Chocolate Chip Cookie, and come to a depressing conclusion about trying to change things.Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Fig Rolls

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2017 42:55


    David and David are joined by Tom Dalling to review the ancient fig roll, and come to a confusing conclusion about rating things.Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Choco Leibniz

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2017 41:45


    David and David review Choco Leibniz and come to a depressing conclusion about love and infatuation.Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Bourbon Creams

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2017 43:32


    David and David review Bourbons Creams and come to a depressing conclusion about the Spanish royal family and themselves.Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Hobnobs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2017 45:59


    David and David review Hobnobs and come to a depressing conclusion about their expectations.Get an extra 30mins of David and David discussing what's been chocolate topped and what's been a soggy biscuit for them this week https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Oreos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2017 51:47


    David and David review America's Cookie™, the Oreo, and come to a depressing conclusion about life in Britain.You can hear extra material from this show at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Milk Chocolate Digestives

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2017 29:37


    David and David review one of Britain's most popular biscuits, McVitie's Milk Chocolate Digestive, and come to a depressing conclusion about themselves. You can hear extra material from this show at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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