The Worst Game Of All Time

Dave watched on the treadmill, Paige continues to (slowly) deliver and revelations about why Fancy Boi exists.   We're on BlueSky now! Check out the nonsense at https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social

Paige returns to form after a spicy noodle time to chat with Dave about how to illegally stream the A-League if you find yourself in 2010, chicken, and make some promises about bootleg merch.  We're on BlueSky now! Check out the nonsense at https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social

A second attempt at eating the noodles for Paige - will she finally be successful? Featuring Ash and Tim.Content Warning: Talk of vomit.  We're on BlueSky now! Check out the nonsense at https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social

Cocktail hour, noodle plans and expensive things - the key ingredients to another terrible watch of the game.  We're on BlueSky now! Check out the nonsense at https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social

A debrief on the solo records, tight as a blanket and a very spicy kebab. Plus - a brief appearance by Daryl Braithwaite! We're on BlueSky now! Check out the nonsense at https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social

It's Round 2 of the solo watches - it's TWGOAT meets Off Menu as Paige dives deep on supermarkets, TV shows and favourite meals.  We're on BlueSky now! Check out the nonsense at https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social

Paige completes her punishment for not finishing the noodles - a watch of the game and podcast recording all by herself.  We're on BlueSky now! Check out the nonsense at https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social

Paige left her tomato sauce at Dave's last week. We're on BlueSky now! Check out the nonsense at https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social

Can you drink a sauce? Are birds real? And other conspiracy theories.This episode of TWGOAT is brought to you by the Polish Sausage Company. We're on BlueSky now! Check out the nonsense at https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social

Dave and Paige have't spoken for three years, it's time to catch up. We're on BlueSky now! Check out the nonsense at https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social

Day 5 - the end of an era. Goodbye Skimbleshanks.

Day 4 - Mel joins in on the Jellicle Ball this time around and has a LOT of questions.

Day 3 - they're still Jellicle. They're still 'cats'. And they're still horrendous.

Day 2 of CATS week - Patrick deep dives down into the cast of CATS (2019) giving interviews about CATS (2019).

It's CATS week! 5 watches of the worst/best movie from 2019 over the last two years, presented to you every day this week. First up -the long-awaited first watch of CATS (2019). Does Dave claw his eyes out? Does Patrick bask in the glory of Digital Fur Technology™️?

Dave feeds Patrick a bowl of ridiculously spicy inside noodles. The whole episode falls apart accordingly.

Dave and Patrick analyse why the A-League has improved in quality, talk about spicy ramen and is 'invinceable' the right way to spell it?

Patrick tries a 'moshi' for the first time, and makes Dave guess what meat was in a specific savoury pie.

Dave and Patrick discuss whether they could watch the game with the sound on mute, a conversation inside a sauna, and the validity of chiropractors.

Dave and Patrick return to record an episode three weeks after they watched the game, and discuss whether it should count as an actual watch, or if they've cursed themselves to an extra watch in the season.

Dave and Patrick dissect their live show - did it go as badly as it could have? Also Patrick has new pants.

Live from the Gryphon Theatre as part of the NZ Fringe Festival! Patrick and Dave do their best to entertain an audience while talking about vampires, the Carlos Hernandez chant, and Anna Paquin's husband.

Dave's invited Jake around for our SPECIAL EPISODE for those outside of Wellington, in your feeds right as we walk on stage for our live recording. This is also Jaegermeister affected.

Dave notices Andrew Redmayne's lack of mane, and will Swysh's be returning to the podcast?

A new dawn, a new day, a new life. Season three is underway with a bang, and we're feeling good.

The boys wrap up season two in style, and have exciting news about episodes to come...

Patrick develops a new business idea, and Dave is skeptical.

Dave and Patrick head out for a walk to clear their heads after the latest watch of the match.

Episode numbers become irrelevant and a deep analysis of the commentary takes place.

The episode title says it all.

Cam McIntosh jumps into the pod again, having appeared on a season 1 episode to help Patrick and Dave live vicariously through fresh eyes, and Dave presents something he found in the background as entertainment.

Catch the replay of the stream this audio was taken from at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEMzi7Qiuo4.

Possibly the nerdiest bits of chat the boys have engaged in yet.

Patrick tests Dave's music recognition ability.

Let the gaming begin.

Back in the same country, but separated by a global pandemic.

Is Patrick a professional boxer now? His Twitter profile says yes.

The boys head to the Patreon polls to guide them.

Patrick gives a detailed account of his kitchen problems.

Dave received a special envelope in the mail - what does it mean?

Neil Boothby returns to the podcast for the new season, and brings a slab of beer with him.

The second episode of a double watch hungover day.

Ellie doesn't like football. Ellie watched the football.

The boys are reunited, and Phil's a dick.

Patrick discovers a brand new way to watch the game, and Dave breaks his trend and is surprisingly okay with it.

Patrick and Dave go down the Harry Potter rabbit hole again.

Dave shares some excellent Archie news with Patrick.

Dave and Patrick sell out to corporate, but receive no payment for doing so.

Patrick is half-asleep and didn't write a list. Dave is drinking.

Dave heads towards the temple of despair.

Patrick's in London and hasn't spoken to Dave in a month.