Tipsy Stories

After almost a year, Patti from Poland and Frida are back. AGAIN... Hopefully, here to stay. It has been so long and Patti has an exciting new story (as the title suggest) SKIP TO 19:00 MINUTES TO AVOID SOME FUNNY ASS PERSONAL STORIES ANG GET RIGHT TO SPOOKINESS. In this episode, Patti covers a story about a haunted bar and drinking ghosts. Frida does not cover a story in this episode, but she did a great job making fun of Patti and her mistakes (as always)

The girls are back after another hiatus. This time, however, it was not their fault. We have all been dealing with some kind of version of the pandemic and so have Patti from Poland and Frida. Now, they are ready to bring some laugher to you straight from their individual homes.   Find out how they have been dealing with social distancing and what is next for the podcast.   In this episode, Frida covers another legend with a twisted moral. Would you ever let your love fight for you? Patti on another hand, delivered a half paranormal and half true crime story from the early 2000s. It is one for the books!   Enjoy!

Join Patti from Poland and Frida as they record their best episode yet! They start with a chilling listener story about a possible alternative dimension jump! It’s a good one, so be ready. First, Frida covers another Latino Legend and goes back to her OG roots of the podcast - Mexico. The story of a handsome prince and an average looking girl will get you indulged in this episode (I hope I used that word correctly).Patti covers a story from Frida’s favorite place in Europe, Spain. Palacio de Linares – it starts as a love story and ends in a very haunted place. There is also a nasty plot twist!Feel free to skip the end, as we ramble on about the new and old Gossip Girl and invite you to send in your stories! 

In Episode 21, Frida and Patti introduce the new "frequent" guest and his alter ego, Jamila. Get ready for the instance, and as always, TMI conversations.In this episode, Damian covers a story of a super haunted hotel in South Africa - The Nottingham Road Hotel. He could not have done a better job of finding a story that fits this podcast's MO. A story of a sex worker who folds your clothes? Yes, please! Spoiler... Patti will be reaching out to the ghost to come and clean her house.Patti also has a story from her home country, Poland. It is the legend of the woods in Witkowice, where nine students go missing after a night of drinking. Disclaimers, at the time Patti told her story, both of the girls were so wasted, that the story is for sure a drunken puzzle. But you already know what's up. So, GOOD LUCK!!Skip to 23:20 to get right into the stories. 

In this episode, Frida and Patti get real deep into the bush... (Pun Intended)Then Frida covers a story called The Indian Woman named Assession - it is for sure a good one. Can I get a novela?? Patti covers another story from Europe, but for this one we step into a graveyard in Scotland where people wet themselves. Yes, you read that right!! Ok, that is all, because we wrote this as we were drunk. And oh, it is Frida's birthday - so HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIDA!!!  Skip to 24:00 (minutes) for the scary stories.

That is right, in this episode, the girls will explain why they were gone for so long and the changes that will happen to the podcast. Frida covers a story from Peru about a Condor and the Sheppard. SPOILER: the girl is NOT beautiful - finally! Patti covers a story from her homeland about a poltergeist in Turza Wielka, that got media in Poland intrigued. All in all, it is a good "comeback" episode!

As in any episode, the first 25 minutes are just random rambling about who knows what. Feel free to skip to the actual stories, but be warned that this weeks stories are too funny! So yes, there is plenty of times where you might have no idea what the F Patti is saying through her chipmunk-like laugh. Have some trust though - these stories are WORTH IT. First, we start off with Patti and her story about the Dark Watchers… and she somehow she gets on the subject of a masturbation hike! Fridas’ story is the best one yet! Have you ever heard of pink dolphins that turns into hot men with huge blow holes? Well, after this episode you will!

In episode 17 Patti from Poland and Frida hear an unexpected sound during their recording… To say they are freaked out is not enough! In this episode they also take on two latino stories. That’s right, even Patti has a latin surprise for you! In the end they end up talking about having sex with ghosts and a long debate whether it is cheating or not. What do you think?

After a long break, Patti from Poland and Frida are back! In long awaited episode 16 they cover 2 more weird stories. Patti starts off with a detailed story from Hotel del Coronado and Kate Morgan ghost, and Frida explains where Vanilla comes from. On a personal level they explain why they took such a long break and why they are back! 

In this episode the Patti tells two paranormal stories from India, while Frida covers another story about a beautiful girl. However, this time she is met with an anaconda. Other than that, it is the usual 30 minutes of rambling in the beginning and 30 minutes of rambling in the end with occasional Gossip Girl references.

In Episode 14 we have some great stories for y'all! But before we move on, keep in mind that we recorded this episode before Christmas. Yes, it has been a while but las putas are back and better than ever. Patti starts off with a story about the Russian Sleep Experiment. It gets pretty graphic! Then Frida tells a story about another beautiful women, this time from Panama. Oh, but before all the stories the girls get tipsy on another level. That’s right… a lime pipe was used.

In Episode 13 the girls talk about their night out from the previous episode. They went full slut (some of you might seen it on Instagram). They also have a detailed conversation about the new sex trend.. It’s definitely a new one - at least for Patti and Frida. Yet again, they share their dirtiest secrets and 2 SPOOKY stories. Frida covers a story from Colombia, the land that brought us Daddy Yankee, Maluma & Shakira! While Patti talks about a poltergeist that overtook 3 womens house and destroyed EVERYTHING!

In this Thanksgiving Episode we have something special for you! First we play Mad Libs or something like that.. And it gets real dirty! Sorry, not as funny as we thought it would be, but hey - you can skip that part - and the made up story we improvised on! The final 3 listeners stories are THE BEST part of the episode. Thanks to all who send them in. We have a a nice tipsy story, one tipsy/scary story, and we end off with analyzing how to find out if  a man has a big penis... That was some story! At the end of the episode we go to the club to get more tipsy stories for the next episode.

We are sorry in advance for this episode. Unfortunately, Frida’s beautiful voice was ruined by our poor ass microphone quality. Worry not though, this is still the best episode yet! So many bad comments, we might get banned… Of course, the highlight of this episode is the fact that Frida deep throats on air! But the stories aren’t less than that. Frida covers an amazingly LONG story of the “Bufa these Nuts”. While Patti takes on a mysterious story she found online about a poltergeist - her favorite. The girls, as always, get way too drunk and almost fall asleep on air. Opps. Also, we are going to improve the quality of that bad mofokin’ mic! That’s a promise!

Episode 10 gets too crazy! The girls decided to drink some Kendall Jackson - they bought one bottle each of course! As always with wine, they get way too drunk, way too quickly. However, that is good news for you! They share some embarrassing stories and make very inappropriate jokes. As for the scary stories, this week they have two legends! One from Guatemala, covered by Frida. The legend of the Tatuana, a story about another beautiful women that goes sideways. Patti also covers a legend in this episode, La leyenda de los Amantes de Teruel. It’s a love story and has no scary content whatsoever, but once she started the research and translation, it was too late. Oops… It’s okay though, because Patti from Poland is so drunk, that the story becomes yet another puzzle. Enjoy!

Honestly, Episode 9 is another mess. We talk about intercourse, periods, the Tall Tat Man, another Latin Legend that proves women did not matter back in the day.. Oh and.. Opps, it’s Halloween and we totally forgot so this episode has no Halloween theme at all! Sorry, not sorry. You should already know that this podcast is trash and all we have to offer is the inappropriate comments. If you enjoy that, You’re welcome! Also I wrote this drunk so I’m sorry. Bye...

WARNING! This episode includes suicide related content, listeners discretion is advised. If you or someone you know might be in danger of suicide please call the Suicide Prevention Hotline at 800-273-8255. In Episode 8 Patti discusses the Pasadena Suicide Bridge and it’s haunted history. Frida focuses on “La Cegua”, a beautiful girl who is a bitch to her parents… Karma gets her, to say the least. But the highlight of this episode is when the girls discuss pooping as a ghosts… and the poop conversation doesn’t stop there! In fact, this is a poopy episode. You know you love me, XOXO Ghost Poop

In Episode 7 Frida and Patti go on a 3 hour journey, that later Patti needs to cut in half... Join us, as we tell the Story of the Jersey Devil and A Peru Legend! Feel free to skip the first hour if you do not want us to ramble about unnecessary stuff.. Also, we have yet again failed in trying to stay "semi sober" Hope you enjoy this puzzle!

In this episode Patti from Poland and Frida talk about a Clara Germana Cele possession and La Leyenda de la Dama De Rojo. Not only did Marina get pushed out of a hotel window for her “novela moment” but they talk about some personal chisme. Aka. if you are a high school friends.. Don’t listen! Tune in as Patti from Poland and Frida come back from a happy hour at Tilted Kilt and get too fucked to record! Oh, yes… Eric is our new producer. Welcome to the team!

In this episode, we talk about Bushy Pushy, Black Volga, and El Charro Negro (The Charro dressed in black) Yet again, we aspire to be someone from Frida’s story who ends up dying in the worst way! On top of that we find out that Patti’s dad has a vivid imagination! Oh, and Frida is ALLEGEDLY releasing a sex tape. All she needs is comments and likes. Tune in as we get too effed up off of Costco wine…

In episode 4 we talk about chismosas and chorisos. We also stole wine!

In the old Episode 2, we had an amazing thought - to go on Tinder.. Well our career was shorter than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

We do aplogize for all the mic bumping! We re-recoreded this episode, because the other one was bad quality and yet we haven't learned anything!

It's finally Episode 1 of Tipsy Stories and we are ready! Except the fact that we do not speak English.. Good Luck!

In Teaser 3, did not make changes. Enjoy this raw piece where we could not fix our mistakes. #NoShame

In teaser 2, you will not find any confirmed information, so please do not quote us.. We Are Drunk!!

It's Teaser 1. Some of you might already heard this on our soundcloud. If you are a day 1 fan, skip to the real episode 1. For those of you who are here for the first time, we hope you enjoy this teaser that we recorded a while before getting serious with the podcast. We wanted to make sure that people would even understand what we are saying... Let's hope Daddy Yankee won't sue us for loving his music.

Hello! In this quick introduction, we try to explain what this whole podcast will be about.. But we are just as confused as you are. So sit down and buckle up for a crazy ride! We have lots of laughter, accents, and scary stories coming your way!