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  • Oct 1, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
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  • 34 EPISODES


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Today In Millenia Episode #34- The Battle Begins

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 62:13


In todays episode we get into the current state of the presidential race, Breonna Taylor, RBG, the new house secretary, children voting, hypnotic nonsense And Beeny puts us to the test again!

Episode #33- The Morons vs The Shitheads

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 75:44


WERE BACK! And everything is worse then before lol We discuss the morons and the shitheads and their crumby conventions, more police shooting, what to watch to get you through the day and Beeny shows us some wild cake. Missed you glad to be back!!

Episode #32- A Guest Of Conspiracies

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 63:36


in todays episode we have a friend of the show, Gabe, in studio and talk Epstein's madam, the election, corona bitcoin, baby d*** sucking in Hollywood, some memes and more, and then Beeny takes us on a coffee road trip!

Episode #31- F*** Europe

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2020 58:21


In todays episode we over the recent democratic wins, more statues coming down, election ballad rigging, an un-masked Florida vigilante, how bad Europe sucks and started everything, and Beeny bring some good stuff!

Episode #30- Dirty Thirty

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 76:18


In todays episode we discuss todays state of affairs, Boltons book, Cuomo's deal, DACA's current status, a crazy one from Florida and Beeny show us some crazy animals.

Episode #29- EveryBUDy's Here

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2020 93:16


In todays episode we have the Almighty Bud Behari in studio, an Ex-NYC Corrections Officer, JK Wilding, Real Life Laser Beams, A New Country pops up, the memes are flowing and Beeny Finds weird shit in museums.

Episode #28- Some Privileges

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 63:19


In today's episode we cover the riots, the increase in charges against Derek Chauvin, Trump's photo op, some feel-good images of police joining protests and Karens in the wild.

Episode #27- A Rough Week

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2020 73:18


In Todays episode we cover the George Floyd Murder, the riots in Minnesota, a new Speed Round segment, Elon try to head to space, and Beeny helps us relax and NO Corona talk as a silver lining.

Episode #26- 69 For Pres?

Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2020 75:05


in todays episode we cover the current state of affairs which is still in or out, tekashi 69 is out of prison and making waves, sports are on there way back, memes, and much more

Episode #25- The Quarter Quell

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 70:17


In todays episode, Barstool Pres rants on corona, the Dems want to give out more money, blowup dolls at restaurants, robots in the streets, a passport to show your not sick, twitter works from home indefinitely, while Alexio and Maheen brings us some good news and laughs, enjoy the big 25!

Episode #24- Washed Up

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2020 77:35


In today's episode we talk about Ahmoud Arbery and Corona scientist gets murder-suicided, we give you a shit-ton of things to watch, and finally, Maheen gets her power washer and the results are nothing short of spectacular.

Episode #23- Our Jordan Episode

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 76:32


In the perfectly timed Jordan episode we discuss more corona, ufos no one cares about, Biden says he aint done it, Trumps moving at warp speed, were all trying to catch up, while Madam Subhani checks reactions to dirty little possums, or Opossums.

Episode 22- #NotAProtest

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2020 88:19


In this week's episode we cover the virtual NFL draft, Trump says no more immigration, Camgirls are making a killing, Brady and Gronk are back together and of course, the talk of the town, are you in or are you out? We debate.

Episode #21- We're Still Inside

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2020 84:51


In today's episode were debating making a Tik Tok, Stormi- I mean Tara Reade's accusation, we have a Henny with a Kenyan Governor, Some chick makes a killing off of dick masks, Florida guy goes nuts over people not wearing masks and of course, memes galore.

Episode #20- We Made It To (4) Twenty!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 76:27


In today's episode Nick and Alexio are somewhere else but we cover Dana White's cockfight island, Bolivian mascots are forcing people inside, Another shitty Florida story, Biden wins "yayy", More Corona memes (yes, again), our new "Today in Covid Theater" segment and Beeny shows us some weird plates to eat off of.

Episode #19- HOMEVID-19

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2020 118:48


We are working from home again and this time we get the video right, we cover.......... obviously corona, we argue about healthcare, talk about the Chinese Government and some potentially false data reports, Sweden don't give FUCK, Florida back for another one, and we can finally discuss Tiger King, all that and more, a little longer for some extra content while we're in La Quarantina, we had fun, hope you do too! Be Well #maskgang

Episode #18- The Three Quaranteers

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2020 72:49


in todays episode were all working remotely, corona scares hit closer to home, Joe exotic takes over the world, we mess up the video and a bunch of other stir crazy nonsense enjoy and be well!

Episode #17- Beeny's Been Isolated

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2020 79:21


In todays episode Maheen is working remotely and we cover all of the corona virus, current numbers, Italy, and what everyones doing during their isolation, we also cover TB12's big departure and Biden/Bernie, hopefully some entertainment to get you through these times.

Episode #16- Nick Has Corona Virus

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2020 85:59


in todays episode, nick contracts corona, Biden leads in polls and in being an asshole, corona memes of course there nothing else, and maheen puts us on to some Netflix magic

Episode #15- Were All Going Down.... Get Ya' Mask

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2020 64:35


In todays episode we had to cover nicks finger, Super Tuesday (or Thursday for some), warren banged sanders, and were all gonna die from coronavirus, other then that everythings great!!

Episode #14- #FakeNews

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2020 84:06


In todays episode Nick chops off his finger, we talk corona virus, the primary that belongs to the Bern, the leaning tower for idiots, and we absolutely botch our sources! Enjoy.

Episode #13- Heatin' Up at the Polls and Our Mouths.

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2020 56:20


In todays episode we catch up with the Dems as they shit on Big Stack Mikey B, Double Dose of Florida, Brain Surgery, and Alexio shows us how well he handles spicy foods, enjoy!

Episode #12- Harry Potter and the Life Lessons Within

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2020 68:32


In todays episode we learn life and death from VR and Harry Potter, Valentines Day (yay!), the Democratic Primary, as well as some craziness in Florida and on instagram.

Episode #11- Who the Fuck are we supposed to vote for?

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2020 100:35


In todays episode we talk the last of the impeachment, the state of our wonderful union, our favorites Greta and Florida Man make a comeback, the dang caucus as well as some fake (real) seafood and JLO and Shakiras butt shaking. enjoy!

Episode #10- An Eventful Week

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2020 93:27


In todays episode we pay respects to the Mamba and cover all the craziness in todays political circus, as well as a rant about the old American frontier.

Episode #9- The Astros are leaving the Queen!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2020 67:51


In todays episode we cover the pending impeachment, the POS Astros, the mayhem at the royal palace, and whatever else please enjoy!!!!!

Episode #8- This Episode Smells like My Vagina

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2020 63:43


Our very first guest stopped by from Philly! J. Rio shares his opinions with us as we cover today's politics, scented candles and some FIRE wings!!!!

Episode #7- WW3 Mo' Fers!!!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2020 58:42


In todays episode, we cover the impending doom that is the iran conflict, new evidence in the epstein saga, and hookers that help the kangaroos, buckle up and enjoy!!!!!!!!

Episode #6- To Resolve or not to Resolve?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2019 74:37


Happy New Year, on todays episode we as always keep you in the loop, and review our favorites from the year, enjoy, and have a safe new year!!!!!!

Episode #5- Happy Holiday from the Mini Drag Race Team!!!!!!!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2019 57:45


In today's episode we're all over the place, from mini drag racers, to Tom Brady's fecal matter, Happy Holidays from the Today in Millenia family to yours.

Episode #4- Impeached!! Yay or Nay?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2019 34:47


Bonus Episode to go over the impeachment of the President !!!!! GET EXCITED!!

Episode #3- Goose or Maverick?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2019 61:01


Today we cover the muslim ban in India as well as world chase tag and what ever's in between, please enjoy!!! PS sorry for alexios intro just skip if your ears blow out

Episode #2- Black Pete

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2019 91:40


Today we congratulate the person of they year, we meet Black Pete, and Lizzo's ass, GET EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!

Episode #1- Your Out

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2019 52:26


In todays episode we cover everything the current presidential race to taint tanning, we had fun hope you do to!!!!

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