Vampire Time

Cortney watches all the Underworlds: Underworld (2003), Underworld: Evolution (2006), Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009), Underworld: Awakening (2012), Underworld: Blood Wars (2016).

Cortney, Roberto, and Marty watch Near Dark (1987).

Cortney watches Dead West (aka Cowboys vs Vampires, aka Cowboys and Vampires) (2010), Billy the Kid vs Dracula (1966), Curse of the Undead (1959), Sundown: The Vampire Retreat (1989), From Dusk Till Dawn (1996), From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999), From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter (2000).

Cortney watches Kali The Little Vampire (2012), The Little Vampire (2000), The Little Vampire 3D (2017), Let the Right One In (2008), and Let Me In (2010).

Cortney watches Martin (1978), A Fool There Was (1915), and Only Lovers Left Alive (2013).

Willem Dafoe as a vampire.

An interdimensional cult of immortal humans.

Grace Jones as a vampire.

Bella's depression.

A vampire in Mexico, with special guest, Roberto Martinez.

Leslie Nielsen as a vampire.

A Chinese hopping vampire.

Sharon Tate as a vampire.

Calvin Klein's mentor slays a vampire.

Vincent Price as a vampire.

Vampires with Italo-disco and lots of boobies.

The first bootleg Dracula.

Eddie Murphy as a vampire.

Cedric Diggory as a vampire.

Béla Lugosi's first time as a movie vampire.

Wesley Snipes as a superhero vampire.

Brad Pitt's old roommate as a vampire.

Susan Sarandon's first husband as a vampire.

Johnny Depp as a vampire.

The first movie based on a daytime soap opera.

The movie that inspired the band.

Humphrey Bogart as a vampire.

The first vampire film ever made.