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It's a divided cast for this one. Lisa, Joe and Tom all have fond memories of the original Child's Play feature, but can smart-Chucky take hold up?

Ever think your school might be taken over by aliens and the only way to fight back is with drugs? Us neither - but here's The Faculty. It's a superb 90s meta-horror with mismatched messages about drugs and conformity, with a RIDICULOUS cast. 

The Blood House crew is divided on this one. Is Jennifer's Body really that bad? Love it or hate it, Jennifer's Body is a relentless horror movie of its own kind, and maybe a bi-sexual masterpiece. 

Happy Valentine's Day - celebrate with this holiday slasher about the most romantic day of the year, and childhood trauma, bullying, and David Boreanaz. This horror movie has everything, except a coherent plot. 

We're back to Halloween and this isn't the homecoming we hoped for. It's time to Resurrect this franchise with a touch of reality TV and Busta Rhymes. 

It's the attack of the killer snowman, and no claymation or Michael Keaton in sight. This Jack Frost brings you bad effects, Shannon Elizabeth, and ludicrous snow puns. 

Get trapped with Tom, Lisa and Joe in this review of the needlessly complex, spooktacular flop, Thir13en Ghosts. 

It's finally here: the Halloween sequel we all deserve. Tom and Joe sat down to give their thoughts on the latest chapter in the Michael Myers and Laurie Strode saga. Get a brief on Jamie Lee Curtis, director David Gordon Green and more. 

It's been 20 years since Michael Myers first stalked Jamie Lee Curtis, so the original Scream Queen is back to the franchise for one last encounter with The SHape - maybe. 

This is the one we've been waiting for. Halloween 6 is the weirdest in the franchise, boasting two different cuts. Tom, Lisa and Joe review the theatrical and producer's cuts to this troubled installment to the franchise. 

So it's come to this. Tom, Lisa, and Joe have finally hit the Halloween franchise low- yes, including Halloween 3. This is installment sees the return of Jamie Lloyd, but not much else. Listen and find out why The Revenge of Michael Myers is the lowest grossing installment of the entire series. 

The Horrified Podcast is back together to talk Paris Hilton, mid-2000s alt-rock and the science behind "House of Wax". Spoiler alert, there isn't much of that last one. Listen as Tom, Lisa and Joe put more thought into this b-rated horror flick than the writers, actors, producers, or director. 

The Halloween franchsie is getting back to the basics, except it's missing the director, writers, and star that made the first two movies so great. Tom, Lisa, and Joe reflect on what works and what doesn't in the first of several reboots that the Halloween movies undergo. 

Get your nostalgia fix with our latest review. Tom, Lisa, and Joe dive into the 90s phenomenon of Goosebumps, reviewing the series' most iconic story: The Haunted Mask. This kids' horror show is definitively 90s but there's a lot more than throwbacks to talk about. 

THe Horrified Pod is getting deeper into the Halloween franchise with a double-feature review. Tom, Lisa, and Joe tackle the beloved sequel Halloween 2, and the WTF sequel Halloween 3: Seasons of the Witch. Does the second instalment get more praise than it deserves? Is the Myers-less part three better than you'd think?`

Happy Friday the 13th! The Horrified Podcast is celebrating this horror holiday with our review of the very first Vorhees venture. It's humble, hokeymaskless beginning for this iconic franchise, but is it a classic? Tom, Lisa and Joe aren't too sure. 

It's our first ever Horrified Podcast Classic, and we're starting things off right with Halloween. In 1978, the horror genre was redefined by John Carpenter and co., but how does Michael Myers hold up today? Get the story from Tom, Lisa and Joe on this acclaimed slasher. 

Happy St. Patrick's Day from The Horrified Podcast! Tom, Lisa, Joe and Jennifer Aniston are celebrating with the Irish insulting staple: Leprechaun. This 1993 film has everything you want in a bad horror movie: confusing folklore, unfunny jokes, and almost no scares. 

"Evil Rises", movies flop, and Lisa, Joe and Tom give their regards to the Tooth Fairy. Darkness Falls rides the early-2000s J-Horror wave, but this isn't The Ring, and it's one of the podcast crew's least favorite movies so far. Listen and find out how weak this flick really is. 

Get your fix of pickaxes, soap opera drama, and dated movie gimmicks with our review of My Bloody Valentine 3D. Tom, Lisa and Joe dissect the 2009 remake about a coal miner literally stealing people's hearts in a small mining town. This is the kind of horror flick made for a bad-movie podcast. 

We're back after a long winter break to take this spooky doll movie to task. The Boy might have some major flaws, but the movie surprised Tom, Lisa and Joe the first time they saw it. Find out what this horror flick does well and what it does terribly wrong. 

It's New Year's Eve, and Tom, Joe and Lisa are ringing in the new year with another holiday slasher. This one takes bad horror to another level, with a woman-hating killer slashing his way through blondes every hour on NYE.

Merry Christmas! Tom, Lisa and Joe are getting festive with Silent Night, Deadly Night. This 80s slasher is a holiday tradition for two of the hosts, and it has so much holiday cheer to offer, along with the sley-load of smut you've come to expect. 

Urban Legend has everything you love about late 90s slashers, except any sense of originality. The movie admits its own premise is a stretch, but that doesn't stop a serial killer from committing convoluted murders. We unpack a lot in our longest podcast to date.

It's our first holiday special and we're off to a bad start with Thankskilling. This 2009 horror comedy is missing the laughs and scares, but it delivers on the... Well, it's a Thanksgiving horror movie - that's for sure.

No, not "Blair Witch Project". Tom, Lisa and Joe get lost in the overdone woods of the 2016 sequel to the found-footage classic. It's crisp and complicated, everything the first film wasn't. This follow-up does have some ambitious takes on the original lore, but does it hold up? Of course not. List to see why.

It's the first episode of Dead Night Blood House (now The Horrified Podcast), and Tom, Lisa and Joe are starting with, Madman (1982) a truly awful slasher. "A legendary psychopathic murderer stalks a summer camp," according to IMDB, but there's so much more to this low-budget horror flick.

Welcome to Dead Night Blood House - this is the introductory episode of the comedy podcast where Lisa, Joe and Tom review the best and worst bad horror movies they can find.