Westworld Tonight

Into the valley of LIFE ride the six hundred (or so)! We end Season Two as we thought we were ending Season One -- with not just one great escape to another world, but two. The havoc wreaked (oh, and it will be) should feel much...closer to home next season. Join us as we learn the lore leading to Lake Massacre, shown all the way back in Episode One. Nevermind the ol' question of "who's a robot" -- we've upped the game. Dolores pulls out ALL the stops. Our three most major players converge on one spot, to violent ends. Souls are bared, swapped, and sacrificed. Phoenixian rebirth is witnessed. The stage is set for human subjugation. We did it to ourselves -- that's why it really hurts.   Disclaimer: We already have the Season Three finale figured out and our language is rated "R".

Gimme a West! Gimme a a World! Gimme a Tonight! What's that spell? I'm very selfish. Hey, everybody! Join us for our discussion on everyone's favorite consciousness-defining, timeline-jumping, keep-ya-guessing morality play! We're closing in on The End. What is Big Data gonna have in store for our group of heroes (?), miscreants (!) and straight-up, I guess, villains? A major player questions their humanity. An already-superuser is elevated. Everyone continues their trek to...each other, at least. Things are about to get virtually hectic. By the way...that timeline... *whistles*   Disclaimer: We solemnly swear like sailors. And we solemnly guess like...failers.

The Ballad of Akecheta and Kohana! Join us in our discussion of all things Ghost Nation this week. Explore with us the marketing of the maze and the resulting Fordian take on it. The humanization of the Bard Sizemore continues. Maeve's capabilities are mused upon. Musical accompianment: our favorite 90s bands: Drawing Mazes, Horse Mask, and Robobanger. Just kidding -- this podcast is about Garfield: The Movie. Enjoy!     Disclaimer: We're foul-mouthed and we're gonna spoil you. For the show. Or vise-versa.

Y'all. We got it all. Robots, backups, explosions, CR4-DLs, timelines, realities, ghosts, demons, dragons..wait, I...swords, sorcery, magic...I..wh...what show is this, agai -- MONSTER TRUCKS, PLANE CRASHES, NAPOLEON...Ladies & gentlemen...welcome to...Choose Your Own Adventure #1 -- The Cave of Time. What?   Disclaimer: This is actually a show about Westworld, the HBO show. We swear with swear words and we also say things that will end up being spoilers when we are proven to be right about our theories.

  NOW who's asking the questions? Still us. The Cradle fights back and becomes the vacation destination someone will wish they never head about! Bernard goes Neo. Grace makes an appeal and a plan. You know what they say about plans. An old friend shows he's still a player.   Disclaimer: I don't have time to be clever. NSFW language and potential spoilers ahead.

♪ Come on over to Shogun World -- you're gonna have a death-filled day! ♪ Kon'nichiwa! Take a quick jaunt with us on a content-light but action-heavy episode through Shogun World with the gang and the doppelgäng! Maeve gets mental. Dolores gets some and then gives some. A beautiful dance goes awry.     Disclaimer: I'm not positive we swore in this episode, but of course we did. We also reveal all the secrets of Westworld and other worlds, past present, and future. Caveat audentis!

Oh, the humanity! This episode is more revealing than a trip upstairs at the Mariposa Saloon! Join us in deepdiving on the begingames and endgames and everywhere-in-betweengames of several big characters. Delos's larger game is revealed, Nitro shots are had, and someone has a daddy issue.     Disclaimer: Not for the ears of babes! You have been warned, babes! Also, it's a speculative free-for-all. It's like Reddit, only less everythingist.

What I've learned...don't go to Delos Destinations if you want your borders respected, folks! Ain't happenin'. It's Humanity vs. The Bots in the grudge match of the 1/2-century! Grab a ringside seat as we wax guessosophic about where this is all going. Do well and you might find yourself in The Valley Beyond, Fordwilling!     Disclaimer: We swear, we dare (to speculate), and we're not going away!

♪ Hey! Hey! You! You! Get Outta The Park! ♪ The Delos's seem like such a nice bunch, don't they? Play it again, Dolores! The transformation of William is further revealed. An 'istorical sales pitch is portrayed. Such splendor is reveled in. Join us as we discuss this highly flashbackian account of events of former times and other places and get a go-forward look at the new, real dangers in the park.     Disclaimer: F words. S words. X...words? Also, our speculation will find true its mark and turn into dreaded spoilers. Cuz we're GOOD.

We're pleased to welcome you back to Westworld after a 500-day hiatus! Won't you join us as we depart on Dr. Ford's final (?) narrative? What fates are in store for our (anti)heroes as they sort through their new disarray and try to find beauty in this world? Bring yourself back online as we delve into new dangers, new parks, new motivations, and nude Sizemores!      Disclaimer: Unladylike language. Rusty hosts. Sleepy Mikes. 

Join the WWT crew as we put bring Season 1 to a close! As expected, we learn some histories and fates, close loops, shut down, and...and, encounter a whole slew of new questions, ideas, and places! And check out this new narrative, y'all!     Disclaimer: Language. Foul language. Spoilers. Stinky spoilers.

Join the WWT crew as we pull apart Episode 9 in our most heads-down, no-nonsense 'cast yet (there is some definite nonsense near the end). We're not getting ahead of ourselves on this one as we're just trying to keep up! But, yeah, we also give our expectations regarding Episode 10. Of course!     Disclaimer: We discuss adult content in an adult fashion, which you can't do without swearing. Oh, and we try to guess what's going on. Like a podcast. Like a spoiler that isn't a spoiler -- yet.

  Teddy gets the drop on the Man in Black after an unpleasant memory, and he opens up to Teddy with some important backstory.  William and Dolores seem to hit a dead-end on their quest.  Maeve pulls a fast one on Sylvester, then starts directing her own scenes.     Disclaimer: Warning, this episode contains adult language and spoilers, but no nudity, because no Craig.

Ho. Lee. Shit.     Disclaimer: Cursing and speculation galore ahead, again!

An unlikely saboteur is exposed, and I don't mean clothing-wise! Explosive solutions solve pedestrian problems! Lee Sizemore is a map-hating dick'ead! A secret family life is revealed! I think this will be the last episode with thinly-veiled non-spoilers. Going forward I will put some of my own poetry here. (Not true.)     Disclaimer: Cursing and speculation galore ahead!

Humans and 'bots alike continue their journey toward the center of the maze to unlock all the secrets that Westworld has to offer. Danger to park staff and visitors becomes more real on many levels. Elsie has a potty mouth.     Disclaimer: WWT contains adult topics and a good amount of verbal naughty bits. NSF most Ws, probably. Unless you have a super cool W. And, we can't stop trying to guess what is going to happen, and telling you. With our words.

The Man in Black makes moves to unlock the real secrets under Westworld's dusty veneer. Two of the 'bots journey toward self-discovery ramps up. Intimidation and thinly-veiled threats amongst staff. Ever try to think up non-spoilery episode descriptions? It's impossible!     Disclaimer: WWT contains adult topics and a good amount of nasty ol' swearin'. NSF most Ws, probably. And, due to spoilery good times, obviously listen at your own peril.

Join us again as we discuss how Westworld's staff, guests, and hosts mix it up neo-western style! Some things are not as they seem while others are annoyingly so. The park's Alpha Gods are discussed and our assessment of the department heads shift in light of new information.     Disclaimer: WWT contains adult topics and all the swear words. NSF most Ws, probably. Also, like to get spoiled? Come on in here! We're gonna spoil everything.

New guests at the park bring fresh perspectives on the dos and don'ts of a land where you shoot (whatever) first and ask questions...never. Inexplicable behavior ramps up among park hosts. A new narrative is in order, but whose? Teddy doesn't not get shot, again.     Disclaimer: WWT contains adult topics and a good amount of filthy swearin'. NSF most Ws, probably. Also, soooo many potential speculative spoilers. It's like we don't even care what has happened, only what might happen.

Here we go! Our musings on and first impressions of Westworld, everybeing's intentions or lack thereof, sentience, consciousness, and potential cinnamon toast sightings. Enjoy our wild speculation on the origin and motivation of the Man in Black. If we guess enough, we're bound to eventually be right.     Disclaimer: WWT contains adult topics and a good amount of swearin'. NSF most Ws, probably. Also, already-shown and speculative spoilers, all the way.

The gang waxes philosophic about the possible direction of the upcoming HBO series while reflecting on the impact (?) of the original 1973 motion picture, related pop-culture material, and robofeelings. Yul simply Brynner yourself!     Disclaimer: WWT contains adult topics and a good amount of swearin'. NSF most Ws, probably.