Giving you all a glimpse into what it's like to be a true champion of 390 Millionaires.
Who Wants to Be a 390 Millionaire?
Stop... and listen. The commish has important happenings for you in this episode. PAY ATTENTION
6 teams are in, 6 teams are out.... who would've thought? We'll have one champion, and one calendar maker.... its playoffs baby
What more can we say? CHAOS IS UPON US
Things get HEATED tonight, is this what 3 weeks away does to a podcast?
We all know what you're here for now....
Will we get a guest? Will we get a trade? Will Holwell show up? Find out this week on 390 Millionaires!
Jimmy really *ucked the dog this week, recording on a Friday?!? And past someones bedtime? Things may get a litttle bit silly on this episode...
We the people of 390 Millionaires stand strong against the atrocities that Jimmy has brought upon this world. Please join us in solidarity as we soldier through these try times.
It is HERE! Week 1 is upon us and your champions + Commish are here to give it to you straight. Do you want to know where your team will finish this season? Who had the best draft? Who the fuckboys of the league are? Well we've got you covered. Oh and you can even find out about the elusive #toiletbowl punishment 390 has been missing.
Did you miss us? The mystery source and all? Well we are back, and better than ever!
A VERY special guest this week, who had lots to say, including the punishment for not setting your fantasy line up.
That's right! It's Sunday night, stop watching that shitty SNF and tune into this hard hitting analysis of the week that was.
Down one host, but up another host! Join us as we revel in a week of mystery and shenanigans
Life givin' us pickles and were making pickle sandwiches.
Holwell is sad, he may never come back. But Curtis is here to kick him while he's down! The mystery source is back and not messing around.
Listen in to how we really feel about the mystery source. We've got the full week 1 breakdown and week 2 look ahead (spoiler alert - clouds). A meaty update from our Mystery Source and your usual comedic genius that is the 390 Millionaires Podcast.
Andre the worst of the best, kills five of Neville's children. Oops, I did it ... again I made you believe we're more than just friends Oh baby It might seem like a crush But it doesn't mean that I'm serious 'Cause to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, baby Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away Wishing that heroes, they truly exist I cry, watching the days Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways But to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, oh Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah All aboard Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this? Yeah, yes it is But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end Well baby, I went down and got it for you Aww, you shouldn't have Oops, I did it again to your heart Got lost in this game, oh baby Oops, you think that I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
We're back!! Your absolutely fav fantasy football podcast is back - but not quite the same as you remember us. We've got some power rankings of the champions and those that are not so champion like. We've got another mock draft ahead of September 5th! What? Joe Burrow in the 3rd Round Again?!? **Viewer Note: this is unedited and unfiltered; straight from our mouths to your ears, so discretion is very advised**
Questions? Anyone? Anyone have any question?
The commish addresses the league formally, a couple of warning shots to some members. You know who you are. Disclaimer: we had some mic issues, and this is mostly sent out live so apologies for long periods of awkward silence and maybe some extra mic checking not normally apart of your experience.
Gertie makes a new best friend this week and some daunting playoff predictions and discussions from your champions.
Your three hosts are back with some playoff picture analysis. We have a guest too... we think.... hello??? Guest?? Sorry our guest is mute as well, what a fun week!
The latest 390 talk with your favorite 390 league mates and Nolan.
Some heated trade talks amping things up in studio, and a surprise appearance from someone you'll all be very excited to hear from.
Doubtlessly these riddles seem contrived, And the trade deadline has nearly arrived. So I will dumb things down quite a lot, In order to give you morons a shot. Remember I am speaking off hand, In saying my quarterbacks broke up the band. And it's not necessarily based on our scores, Claiming my receivers are superior to yours.
The latest Riddle from the mystery source (not Andre): Unusually your first guess was Neville, Thinking he could riddle at this level. Even sillier was guessing the Swede, Who I am not sure is able to read. Amongst the possible suspects, My identity is not so complex. Each morning I spend lots of time with my comb, Even though I'm the little piggy who stayed home.
From the Mystery Source: In case the listener is curious about their source, Think of man who is also half horse. Next think of a poster, pinned to a wall, And your source will appear, warts and all.
Mr Monday Night! You can't use your reverse hike-ology on him!! Voodoo Magic? Never. Lots to cover on this episode and even more from our mystery source (not Andre).
No IR spots and no sped up waiver period?? What is this league coming to? Your hot button issues and your champs analysis along with some questionable mailbag "questions" this week on Who Wants To Be a 390 Millionaire.
Episode 4 coming at you with non-bias analysis from 3/4 people and some hot, hot takes from our esteemed guest of honor. Some hot trade rumours- Gertie is trying to trade a tight end, Andre is trying to trade all of his "starting" running backs but did we mention Gertie is trying to trade his tight ends??
Check out the latest info from your 390 champions, lots of hot takes! don't step into to the kitchen because you're about to get burned.
8 Rings in studio to bring you some hard hitting analysis on all the happenings in 390 Millionaires, answering questions such as where Andre was during the draft? Did Neville electrocute himself? If so why? Who is Jimmy? and does this show really have sponsorship?? Oh and we'll talk about the draft a little bit too.
Your three champions bring you the leading insight and analysis as we come into this fantasy football season.