ZACH SINGS LIKE A GIRL

Grandma interrogates Zach to figure out if he has breached their contract; Snarles is introduced; Grandma coughs a lot. Zach tells you what the episode was supposed to be, if he weren't the failure we know him to be. Then Zach coughs a lot. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

Zach treads all of the hot water by discussing things far above his pay grade. If you know anything about "WAP", then you probably know exactly what to expect from this episode, and then some. Fortunately Zach enlists the help of some former speakers to ASSess the nature of the topics at hand, and is pleasantly surprised that the latter half of the episode is more philosophical than ever anticipated. Hooray. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

Zach made a promise of sorts, and Zach delivered. And also saw, and conquered. Then Zach and Brittanicus discussed death, Walmart Heaven (or Hell) and which Buzzfeed philosopher they imagined each would be. Zach also bombed the toilet. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

More of this crap? Also a brief sketch of Plato and Socrates' love sequence, also Zach feeling bad about a sad dragonfly, also a book by some guy named Vico that details how humans first conceptualized the universe, also other stuff. Unresolved sentences that seem to say, --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

Zach rants and rants and rants. Also God. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

In the lamest extravaganza episode of all time, Zach learns to moo like cow to better help him on his quest to sing like girl with help of SovietRussiaVocalGuru as mentor. It's truly appalling what passes for content these days, but it's still better than the vast majority of anything else that the world has to offer currently. So with that reasoning, it's truly amazing. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

Zach reveals more of his distant past from a few years ago to uncover just exactly how he learned to sing using YouTube tutorials. Who Is SovietRussiaVocalGuru, and also who cares? And then obligatory DNC talk as a throwaway. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

Finally, a shorter episode again! Also, ZSLAG episodes 1-7 are the greatest ever, also it's time to curse a lot, also the Matrix was right and America is a virus, also Trump is Pinocchio, also Grandma, also Mary Trump's book "Too Much And Never Enough," also empire is cancer, also I'm the greatest. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

Everything an episode should be—Starbursts, movies, life stories, interview reversals, singing reversals, Nirvana in major, celebrity sightings. What DIDN'T we talk about?! Also, Edwin is a legit movie maker, as in he makes movies... As in, it's his job. Well you'll hear all about it soon enough when you play the episode --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

DOUBLE FEATURE! Grandma goes on hiatus this week to hear from Kassandra, the ever-knowing seer of prophetic knowledge and mother of ZSLAG's youngest fan to date—one year old Hazel (Happy Birthday, Hazel!). How does one wash one's own balls? And by balls we mean ball pit balls, of course. Afterward, Zach remembers that he was supposed to interview Kaleb for a second time, mostly to discuss Modernist literature, the parricide of creative geniuses killing their own creative forefathers, and just as importantly, Kaleb's own work about Cassandra, probably alternatively spelled thusly but unconfirmed to date. Also... Who is Ed? Who are we all, really. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

Grandma, what a deep voice you have! Is that coherent with the rest of the series? How do I exorcise you? Zach calls Frima Teets, certified feminist, to find out.. Also, do women poop? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

This one should have been called "Zach Talks Too Much." However, it does have Lion King in a minor key, Tahooty Fruities with Mr. Fruity, and Jesus (really only a discussion of Jesus, but maybe Zach SHOULD do a future episode where he sings like Jesus... Okay, sold). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

We interrupt the episode to bring you a different episode in which Zach Zoom chats with Kaleb! Listen as they analyze Cookie Monster, Kidz Bop 25, and Grandma's cough! Coming to you live, but actually prerecorded from Grandma's basement in Hell... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

Show goals; the problems of Grandma and Jerry, Amazon, She-who-must-not-be-named, blood suckers in general; ZACH IN BLACK; why do 6ix 9ine and Fetty Wap matter? Or Wop? Obligatory rant about the president --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

An obligatory announcement concerning our national holiday... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

At last! An amateur podcast made in Grandma's basement! Having given up on his dream to find purpose, Zach wishes instead to make a friend. That means you, Listener... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/zachsingslikeagirl/support

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