Go behind the glass with Sports Junkies producers Drab and Valdez in a weekly podcast all about the show. Behind-the-scenes stories that take you inside the fights, botches, and daily drama surrounding the Junkies show.
We have Valdez back in action this week as he is back from South Carolina, so we talk about his vacation and his Abercrombie photo. McDonald's is genius yet again, and bringing adult Happy Meals with toys to the menu; what toy do you want? JP brought up a story on the Junkies about Dana White knowing when he will die based on biology, would you want to know when you'll die? Then we talk about all the tourist attractions in DC, and which ones we get sized for.
On today's episode of Bit Season, we discuss the drama surrounding Adam Levine, and how he stinks at sliding in girls DM's. Then, we start ripping into the Yankees fans who decided not to sell Judge's historic homerun ball, and share what we would've asked for from the team and Judge. Lurch is nervous for Cal Ripken's event, and we hash it out as to why that is. Lastly, we dive into EB's obsession with Adnan Syed's release from prison.
The guys are still riding high from the JPO, and the Stallion finally gets to share a wild story from his dirty Myrtle Beach vacation. Could the Junkies make a Manning style broadcast work for games? Plus, what are you ordering off the 9/11 menu?
The day we have been waiting for a while is here, we are LIVE from MGM inside the JPO room recording a fresh Bit Season episode for everyone. We then have our own presents for ourselves for our 50th episode, and basically the 1 year anniversary of Bit Season. We then take you inside the JPO, and commentate what we're seeing so far. We also get to talk about todays broadcast from MGM as Big John made his return to the show. Lastly, we end on Drab telling us what he was doing prior to todays episode. Like, comment, and subscribe!
Today's episode we talk daytime TV and if there will be another Jerry Springer type show. We noodle the Crab Kickoff and how to make it better in the future. How JP is a fake Orioles fan. Drab wants to take Valdez to New Orleans and why Leonardo DiCaprio gets so much hate for only dating girls younger than 25. You'll want to stay for the horse story at the end.
Drab and Valdez recorded this epsiode of Bit Season on Tuesday. We recap Drab's trip to Disney before leaving for New Orleans. Plus, we discuss "Quiet Quitting," Lurch house shopping in North Carolina. Stay tuned for Bit Season's show announcement at the end!
Happy Thursday Bitties! We open up todays show joaning on Drab after all the flack he gave Cakes for going to Disney World, he is now there with his Mickey Mouse ears. Earlier this week, JP was late for the 2nd time in the past few weeks- what is JP's penalty? We then share our final meals if we were in prison, and the nubby ones that others have come up with. With t he nubby meals in prison, there are even nubbier jobs that you have to do so we share our power rankings of prison jobs. Lastly, we end on Lindsay-John telling a story about how he smashed his face into a diving board that left him hospitalized.
Happy Thursday Bitties! We open up todays episode discussing the slow, dragged out month of August and all the terrible things that come with it. What's the deal with EB wearing jerseys on the beach? Also, Valdez made his triumphant return to Ocean City over the weekend with a smashola photo that got Drab & The Stallion sized. Then, the boys behind the glass are bitter about John The Intern getting an intro after being on the show for a few weeks. Lastly, what should the punishments be for running late to the show?
We open up this weeks episode welcoming a new sponsor SeatGeek! Then, we jump right into EB jumping ship on his Nats fandom after the deadline trade. Then, right before the show, the Stallion side swiped a car in the parking lot and botched the process entirely. What is the most masculine trait that the bitties have, we put our masculinity to test. Also, why does Cakes keep taking shots at nice cities like San Diego? We also get into the JPO event coming back, and the plans Bit Season has with the event. We finish this weeks episode with Drab singing his good night lullaby to his twins.
Happy Friday, Bitties!...Sorry for the tech issues. In this episode we talk about JP and his computer being stolen from his car. Drab gives his expertise on home security systems. Plus, everyone needs to wish Drab a happy 40th birthday.
This episode is being featured on 106.7 The Fan during Overtime at 7PM!...We talk about the Renaissance Festival and contemplate other festivals around the world. Drab and Valdez explain sexual tensions on a flight and enlighten The Stallion about the wonders of AIM. Get your away messages ready, and listen in! BRB! I SaW U aNd U SaVeD ME fRoM MySeLF SO (in no order) mc, rc, mv
We open up this weeks episode talking about Drab and The Stallion's day at Nats Park yesterday sitting in the suite, and the Junks comments on the suite. Then, we get to the flourishing star that is Intern John & have him come on for this weeks episode. We get to the end of the internet, as some of the Bitties may have ventured into that space with movie fascinations. Lastly, we end on Drab's obsession with the recent NASA pictures and what ricked him about the segment on Tuesday on the Junks.
Congratulations to Ryan Clary on his huge day on Twitter yesterday! Ciara popping Russell Wilson's pimple make us reminisce to all of our pizza faced days as teens. Drab reveals why he felt so exposed to Valdez this July 4th. We explain why boy bands are so hot and why Backstreet are the GOAT. Plus, JP running on fumes from taking his daughter to all her events.
In this episode of Bit Season, we discuss JP paying someone to teach his daughter how to ride a bike. Plus, we lament how we have problems following through on ideas. Listen for a Valdez crab story but stay for the holiday festivities. Happy 4th of July, Bitties!...Get your flag cake and Bud heavies ready and crank some Juvenile at the cookout!
Recapping Ryan the Stallion's TV time during the Junks. Drab let's a Twitter troll touch a nerve about Junkies content. Drab and Valdez contemplate how to incorportate fireworks into different holidays. Cakes has been super money obsessed lately, plus the jarring photo of EB playing croquet.
In Episode 38 of Bit Season, we discuss how important lunch is for other shows around the station. JP appeared on a Tik Tok with his daughter, Kelsie and we're floored at all the Zaddy comments. Plus, we tell you why Amber Heard will get back together with Johnny Depp.
Look out!...Does Bit Season have a budding rilvalry with Lurch's new podcast "Picking Fatties?" Valdez explains why he is not involved with the newest rendition of the betting podcast. Plus, is it Alpha Brain or the new cameras in studio that revitilized the Junks this week? Get your Reel Big Fish ready and come sell out with Bit Season!
Valdez and Drab are pounchy after a long night at MGM for the Cakes Classic. They recap their casino experience and Valdez confesses his constant need for male companionship. Speaking of companionship, EB joins the Purple Heart Open golf team. Dad bods are still en vogue and Valdez takes offense to muscle shaming. Plus, Tom Cruise is officially back!
Happy Memorial Day!...Today we hypothesize the origin of Lurch's morning cough/phlegm. Valdez argues Memorial Day is better than July 4th. We try to schedule a bitty meet up in OC for the concert this fall. We discuss why it's necessary to show up at late at parties and why we think the Mile High Club is overrated.
In this episode we discuss Lurch's $21 chicken. Valdez and Drab lament how awful you feel after fast food and what could you eat daily for 50 years. Drab accuses Valdez of Ocean City payola. Ryan tells his Uber horror story and why are guys so messy and filthy in their college years?
Valdez and Drab praise Cakes for being the show punching bag this week with regards to his Caps jinx and bald head. Are the guys prepared to go shirtless this Memorial Day? Valdez is jealous of Vinny and Joe's relationship with EB. Drab explains how giddy Eric gets with his new goombas. Plus, listen to the strategy of how to live on the lam. See you in Zihuatanejo!
Ryan Clary is back and tells Drab and Valdez he had to miss shows because he was studying for a math final. Not just any final...His remedial math final he's already failed once. We ponder what goes on during the Met Gala and debate which holiday is better: St. Patrick's Day or Cinco de Mayo. Plus we get hyped to be the upcoming guests at the June Cakes Classic.
Welcome to the brand new podcast feed for "Bit Season!" We appreciate everyone's support thus far. In today's episode, we learn why Drab avoids small talk with guests on the show. Valdez and Drab talk about 73-year-old David's relationship with a much younger latina woman. As a bonus, Drab tells the steamy story of his Mexican makeout while living in Arizona. Plus, which one of the Junks would be the ideal neighbor? ¡Que lo disfrutes!
Listen to Drab explain his altercation with his neighbor and if he's mentally prepared to fight. Why are the Junks obsessed with labelling Logan Thomas Valdez's BFF? The producers were duped by the Big Naturals story. EB's obsession with a male porn star named "Jack,"
Sorry for the delay with this episode of Bit Season, but we are glad we called out Tiger. Drab and Valdez critique Vinny and Joe's Friday call-in to The Junkies. Examine EB's lack of tailgate preparation and his need for approval of his New York friends. Did we catch Cakes in a white lie about his Happy Meals? Plus the inside skinny on the show's Champion's Dinner.
Happy Thursday, Bitties. Drab is officially big time and has his own spots and the other producers in the office are jealous of his extra money. The producers vent about Open Line Thursday. Why is Pablo Francisco so polarizing?....And Drab and Valdez stand firm with their distaste of 2022 being Short King Summer.
Valdez unintenionally narcs on Pablo Francisco. The boys analyze EB's travel tweet and how he can't claim he's rich and also poor mouth. Being the fastest kid in school was a thrill. Valdez Drab and Awadd analyze "Short King" season.
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Valdez is clamoring for more holidays allowing you to indugle in international food and drink. Drab calls BS on Valdez's claim he doesn't use curse words. Matt and Matt interview a potential producer candidate. Valdez is offended by EB's suggestion to become an Assitant Golf Pro.
Valdez and Drab share some Radio 101 knowledge about having hot sports takes. The Junks have been doing a lot of poor mouthing during their childhoods. Was Cakes a low-key rich kid? We re-live the joys of Otis Spunkmeyer. Plus, two of Drab's repressed memories make for radio gold.
Drab and Valdez discuss Lurch's comment that "He'll be in South Carolina in 5 years." Nuggets from Drab's wedding, besides the tiniest crab balls known to man. The guys sheepishly pitch their business idea where you can hire Matt & Matt to attend your bachelor party. Erotic Drab tells us about the time he went to a strip club with his wife.
Awadd stops by for this edition of Bit Season. Drab and Valdez are eager to make EB laugh. So much so, they argue about their styles of comedy. Pickleball has fully infiltrated the Junks and we want to put on a tournament. Is Awadd a secret tennis star? Drab has the cooking bug and Valdez tries to win his father's love with brisket.
Bit Season is officially here! With the Super Bowl over, the Junks have transitioned into Bit Season. Dips have taken over the show! Drab and Valdez have uncovered a huge scandal regarding Cakes' clam dip. What's with JP's machismo attitude about cooking? Buff Alan Ritchson joins the show. Lurch all of a sudden has become an Ellen denier. Drab and Valdez noodle a way to create a online game with Missing Link and Dead or Alive akin to Wordle.
Welcome to Ram's favorite episode! Jack Reacher is the hottest guy alive. Listen to how Drab navigated a loaded question from his wife. Valdez recounts the time he was knocked unconscious while playing basketball. Where did JP get the phrase "Getting back with my girlfriend?"
The trio is joined in studio by special guest, Cakes! Valdez is on his high horse about creativity of radio after the Commanders dud announcement. Take a trip down Nu Metal memory lane as Drab admits his love for System of a Down and we discover Cakes is a closet country fan. After the podcast, find "Bit Season Ep. 20" playlist on Spotify to listen to all the music we talked about!
Surprise!...Drab and Valdez feel bad about missing last week's episode, so here's some extra content for you bitties. Awadd joins in and we get and update now that he's a Richmond superstar. Why is "Ozark" talk so hot with the Junkies, and is recapping TV shows boring for the audience? Drab's claims he should have been a Cowboy. He shoulda learned to rope and ride. Wearing his six-shooter, riding his pony on a cattle drive. Plus, we try to convince Awadd why New York sucks.
Monterey Matt is back from his trip to Pebble Beach. Drab asks the important questions, analyzes some of his pics and the duo comes up with a safe word incase the Junks are no-selling a story. Bit Season memorializes American icon Bob Saget and how important he was to our generation. Drab's latest cockamime interest is flying planes.
Welcome to 2022, bitties! Does Valdez need to go to doody humor rehab? Drab feels sorry for Valdez and his infatuation with Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen hosting NYE. Valdez is crash dieting so his Pebble Beach pictures look handsome. Matt and Matt weigh the pros and cons of being trapped on I-95 with each Junkie.
Valdez and Drab give a behind the scenes recap of the annual Junkies Drinking/Holiday show. We talk about what went right, what went wrong and how we can make it better for 2022. We also break down Lurch booking Marcus Hayes this week and how we wish EB hung up on him.
Valdez comes into the studio on his week off doused in Abercrombie & Fitch cologne. Drab is in disbelief Valdez was asked to work there when he was younger. Awadd and Drab give a recap of the P1 Party at JP's house. We dissect Lurch's lack of gluttony and if it's a possible cause of his depression. Plus, Drab accuses Cakes of stealing one of his famous stories.
Drab and Valdez pontificate about the Junks' affinity for thermostat settings. We get an Awadd update from his night out before Thanksgiving. Spoiler alert! A lady ends up at his apartment. We also preview the Junkies Holiday/Christmas/Drinking show on December 23rd. Drab and Adam are disgusted by Valdez wearing used pants.
Bit Season welcomes the first guest of the show: JP Flaim. JP talks about Still Barking and recaps his appearance at Pot Belly. Valdez, Drab and Awadd give all you bittys some bonus content and address the elephant in the room. No, not Adam, but EB angry at the "mocking" from the producers. Listen to Valdez and Drab contemplate the future of joaning allowed on the show.
Happy Thanksgiving from Valdez, Drab and Awadd!..Listen to Drab and Valdez explain why EB wants to constantly hear Pastor Jacques' story and why he's suspicious of happy people. Make sure you have plungers handy for the guests using your bathroom during the holiday. Also, when you're enjoying your dessert, think about Valdez scrolling through Pintrest to make Drab the most perfectly moist cheesecake.