Church of Lazlo Podcasts

The Sopranos was HUGE back in the day. Lazlo will pay Slim $500 if Brooke calls his mother a hooker. Does SlimFast have a chance with Reese Witherspoon? Lazlo thinks he does with current-day Brittney Spears. Lazlo and SlimFast thirst over a Louisiana Mayor that slept with a 16 year old. Slims' girlfriend was in 4th grade when he was in his 30's (probably). In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Justin Timberlake not wanting his DWI footage getting released, the recent plane dog-fight, the US sinking an Iranian warship, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts' wife and mother fought (again), and Lazlo and SlimFast debate (ex) in-laws. Was Jimi Carrey replaced? The airport theory is BACK! Baseball is BACK! Please stop mobile ordering, SlimFast is worried about not getting the right subway sandwich. Lazlo is dreading learning to re-walk, and SlimFasts pees' smells like cinnamon rolls. In Headlines, the guys talk about the recent Iran attacks on US bases, the Clintons' released deposition, the Nancy Guthrie search now being a month long, a man who tried to end it via quicksand, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

If you're talking to someone in the hospital, maybe stay away from the phrase ‘buy a coffin.' Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the US-Israeli strikes on Iran. Lazlo was disappointed to find no hot chicks with beads when he was in the military. There was an awkward moment on a TX local news station. SlimFast has a new True Crime story (kinda). Is Travis Kelce going to the Giants? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

The full, uncensored interview with Gavin Rossdale, lead singer of Bush. Don't miss The Church of Lazlo Big Night Out on May 8th at Azura Amphitheater with Bush, Mammoth, and James and the Little Gun. Grab your tickets now at 989therock.com!`

Everyone has one uniting want; To jack off and get high. Have you ever knowingly given someone an STD? The guys discuss the new Kansas law affecting transgender people's ID. What's moderate masturbation? The guys get excited for baseball. Gavin Rossdale calls in! In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Deadpool Killer having a big fan base, Hilary Clintons' deposition about Epstein, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

If you ‘feel' a diet coke, you've never smoked crack. Lazlo's son is ‘cats in the cradling,' him. The Kansas Men's Basketball team (probably) knows where Baby Lisa is. Whores are people! SlimFast begs for a car. What is ghostlighting, and why does Lazlo and Slim love it? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Bill Gates hooking up with Russian whores, CRAZY D4vd news, a guy poisoning his roommates with bug spray, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast has a business idea for Lazlo, and we're now #3 in America (behind a guy named Chicken wing). Whats' the thermostat game? Lazlo wants dancers to get on those poles. There's some great grunge music coming out. Lazlo places his sports bets. Should Slim bring back country physic? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Trump's State of the Union, US Men's Hockey, a strip club that moved right next to a kids' dance studio, the two deputies who were shot and killed in Missouri, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts' car autopilots to his mistress's house, and EVERYONE needs a Slippery Sam The Tax Man. We got a NEW true crime story. Never trust a guy named Caleb. The Iowa University Frat video is so funny - and, now going viral. Lazlo doesn't believe John Davidson at the BAFTA, and thinks it was a marketing scheme. Lazlo and SlimFast debate if the Hunter College Professor was intending to be racist with her ‘hot mic' moment. Boxing needs more fighters, and Savannah Guthrie is offering a million dollars for whoever can give a tip to finding her mother. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

People stay in Kansas City for the whores. Why is JellyRoll getting cancelled? And what is the new ‘ChineseMaxxing' trend? Lazlo calls out our weatherman, and Scott Parks. The USA Men's Hockey game was CRAZY! In Headlines, the guys discuss the people believing Epstein is alive, a Mexican cartel boss being killed, the Blizzard of Brooklyn, the man who got shot at Margo Lago, the Circle K lotto scam, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

LAZLO MAYBE KNOWS THE SUSPECTED TRUTH ABOUT NANCY GUTHRIE! If you're starring in a movie, you NEED to practice running. Lazlo wants to be a divorce consultant. What's the current drama with TLC's pregnancy show? If you're a serial killer, you should take one for the team. IN Headlines, the guys discuss the 11 year old who killed his adoptive father going to court, Obama and Trump talking about aliens, former Prince Andrew getting arrested, Roblox getting investigated, the drunk Australian reporters' apology, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo responds to the sports criticism on Reddit. Would Lazlo and SlimFast be sell outs, giving the opportunity? Chacho got a yellow light. The new ‘Hidden Valley Ranch,” jingle is trash. SlimFasts' dog can always tell when he's had sex. Where is baby Lisa?? The first ever Youtube video is now in a museum, and all Minecraft Youtubers ended up being pedos. In Headlines, the guys discuss Former Prince Andrew and Shia Labeouf getting arrested, the 14th Day of Nancy Guthrie missing, Zuck getting grilled in court, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo gives a health update, and rants about his mom. Are you participating in the great lock in?? Bring back MySpace! Can we leave Mark Zuckerberg alone? Lazlo believes there should be a universal age where you become an adult. SlimFast gives his daily Nancy Guthrie update. Should Mr. Beast give $100 million to ECU? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos' self governor makes him puke. Lazlo, SlimFast, and Summer are all in the market for a new car, and Slim only trusts women doctors. Kristi Noem got a pilot fired for forgetting her blanket. Canadians don't get popular in Canada until the United States likes them. What are the hardest sports, ranked? Lazlo thinks K-States Coach Tang getting fired is not deserved. In Headlines, the guys discuss Savannah Guthries' desperate plea, the Rhode Island Hockey shooting, the Las Vegas murder-suicide, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is cynical and Summer is not. Lazlo doesn't know what state his ex-wife lives in, and gives the lore behind his cat. SlimFast is nicknamed ‘beat off,” and the boys reflect on past producers. Lazlo vs a Kangaroo; Who would win? Or Kangaroo vs wolf? Lazlo and SlimFast bet on the Olympics. There are huge mistakes happening with Nancy Guthries' case, and SlimFast remembers when Kurt Cobain died. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and Chacho are ignoring doctors' advice. Lazlo gives expert advice on how to get Slims' wife out of the, “Why don't you have kids?” questions. Ace Hardware has AMAZING pies. With all of this Epstein and abduction news, did we forget about Minnesota? Lazlo has a heated opinion about the Norwegian who admitted to cheating on his girlfriend. RIP James Van Der Beek. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

BREAKING! New details on Nancy Guthrie!? Lazlo took his son golfing, and can SlimFast please stop with the fart/poop stories? If you're betting in hockey, you might need gambling help. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Canada School Shooting, Kid Rock saying the Turning Point USA performance was out-of-sync, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo gossiped about slimFast at B Dubs, and might become a Michigan State game. It's red Tuesday! The guys give insight on Super Bowl ratings. What sucked in the 90's? Lazlo and SlimFast scheme on the best way to hold someone for ransom. In Headlines, the guys talk about Ghislaine going dino bone hunting with RFK Jr, Savannah Guthrie' s plea for her mother, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast literally fell through the ceiling. Lazlo and SlimFast catch up on the Nancy Guthrie updates. Would you bet 33k on The Super Bowl? RIP Brad Arnold. Can Gary leave us alone??? In headlines, the guys talk about Trump dissing Bad Bunny' s Super Bowl performance, Lindsey Vonn getting hurt, and a huge update with Ana Kepner, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's youngest is figuring out what to do post ASL surgery, and his oldest doesn't have a curfew. Driver licenses are so confusing, and Lazlo believes in global warming. Lazlo finalizes his Superbowl bet. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss Nancy Guthrie' kidnappers demanding bitcoin, Georgia parents getting investigated for letting their 6 year old scooter to a park, Trump's controversial meme from last night, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos' had the same fashion since high school, and SlimFast got in trouble with his boss. The Superbowl is not allowing specific ads'. National-shower-with-a-friend day doesn't align with Lazlos' magic shower, and he stuck tweezers in an electrical outlet. The rhetoric around the Superbowl Half-time show is tiring. Can an ugly hooker help with getting it down? In Headlines, the guys talk about Savannah Guthrie' s video about her mothers' kidnapping, Needoh cubes exploding, new updates with D4vd, Ryan Routh being sentenced for life, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

It's crazy that Lazlo was basically on the brink of death. Smoking is on the rise. What makes you feel old? Men keep weird things in their notes apps (especially SlimFast). If Lazlo and SlimFast (and Denzel Washington) ruled the world, it would be so perfect. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the ransom note connected to Nancy Guthrie, Jill Biden's ex being charged with murder, Bill Gates speaking out against the newest Epstein files dropped, Harry Styles' insane ticket prices, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Moving to a big city can be isolating, and Lazlo talks about college costs. The Clintons and Trump are like Harry Potter. How much money do women make? In Headlines, the guys discuss the current search for Nancy Guntherie, the fallout of more Epstein files being released, Fraternity members getting arrested for hazing, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast answer some questions from listeners, submitted via Instagram. Missed the chance to submit? Follow us on all socials, @TheChurchofLazlo. Also! Don't forget to stream The Church of Lazlo Podcast. Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos' weening off oxy. What are the fake local hotspots? Parents are making coaches leave youth sports. With Karen, there's a new name; Josh. SlimFast pees everywhere, and everyone is mad at the Kansas City Star guy. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the man posing as an FBI agent to free Luigi Mangione, Sean Grayson getting 20 years, an LA Stripper beheading her boyfriend, the current GLP 1 Lawsuit, teen boys sports gambling more, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Everyone is just like Lazlos' mother. Neilson released the most watched shows of 2025, and the guys talk about their first cars (and how their dads' sold them). A facebook deal gone wrong ended up with a pregnant woman getting stabbed 70 times. Is it important to make sure someone with dementia knows they have dementia? The guys debate the Chiefs and Royals stadium. Lazlo is NOT a barb (Nicki Minaj fan), and SlimFast gives some poop news. Lazlo, SlimFast, and Summer debate student teacher relationships. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo gives Slim advice on how to deal with back pain. Summer got asked for feet pics, and Lazlo thinks Sydney Sweeney hanging bras off the Hollywood sign is hot. Lazlo gets pissed at old drivers, and thinks Belichick got snubbed. Squatter rights make no sense, and Lazlo has the BEST solution. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the fallout of Alex Prettis' death, Rep. Omar getting sprayed with an unknown liquid, someone shooting at a local snowtruck, new updates on the D4vd case, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo sleeps 5 seconds a night. Sending a ‘vag vid' can get you sent to jail? Slim dabbles in celebrity news and asks, ‘Should celebs have a role in politics?' SlimFast used to be a competitive rollerblader. Bring back millennial optimism! In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss how Trump and Tim Waltz are talking, a AT&T worker sent himself a customers' nude, Tik Tok possibly being censored, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

That was a tough Broncos parlay. SlimFast rejected Lazlo's sleepover request. Do women find men with big penises more attractive or not? Why on earth do people take Lazlos betting advice? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the shooting of Alex Pretti, a stalker judge, Ryan Wedding getting apprehended, the teacher in Emporia who died due to hypothermia, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast talk with Parks and Recreation star Jim O'Heir about public perception and hate comments. O'Heir discusses his early career, how he landed his role on Parks and Recreation, and what it's like to be in the business today. Watch Jim O'Heir on Hulu's Murdaugh: Death in the Family, Steve Carell's upcoming show Rooster, and currently at the New Theatre & Restaurant in Nobody's Perfect.

Release the Lazlo Files! Mark Wahlberg can do no wrong. Everyone is hoarding the groceries, and Lazlo doesn't get it. The guy that stole Lazlo's parking space got sad that Lazlo was upset, so Lazlo confronted him. SlimFast has no heat in his house, so Brookes' probably going to leave. Would Lazlo give Slim his kidney? In Headlines, the guys discuss Siri pulling Ads', Tik-Tok finally reaching a deal, Barren Trump's emergency call, a neighborhood in LA complaining about too many prostitutes, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo remembers when SlimFast had hair, and hasn't checked his company email since September. Lazlo talks about young dads vs old dads. How much money do some men make? Lazlo masterbaites into SlimFasts' yogurt like, everyday. The WORST EVER snow storm is hitting us this weekend. In Headlines, the guys talk about Anthropics' CEO saying AI can write 90 % of code in a few months, the Uvalde Officer being found not guilty, a Florida man putting steak and wine down his pants, the US acquiring some of Greenland, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's contagious, and SlimFasts' got it. Summer gives an apartment update, and SlimFast fantasizes about Lazlos' moms' bush. Do you let your kids cuss? Lazlos' replaced his oven with a bunch of tiny air fryers. SlimFast really wants to be friends with Tommy The Sledgehammer. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo talk about the (possible) D4vd update, Kiefer Sutherland getting arrested, a guy beating off a robber with a frying pan, Trump's speech at NATO, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Right now is THE time to vote against Josh Allen. Summers' apartment is super duper cold. Who started monetizing water? Slim is making AI videos of his wife with Grok, and weirds Lazlo out. SlimFast is stressed out about the protests in Millennapolis. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Trump's text with NATO Members, the shooting in Lawrence, Tim Busfield getting 75 letters of support, the ongoing manhunt for a judge and his wife that were shot, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo comes out swinging, and is tired of this other morning show guy taking his parking spot. Lazlos' over of all of these songs being censored on the radio, and debates on when to give kids their phones. The guys place their bets, and make Chiefs fans mad. SlimFast and Lazlo reminiscence on when they got hotdogs together. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Minneapolis, an 11 year old who killed his father, Oprah Winfrey deepfakes, the midtown Costco being replaced (which, SlimFast is really concerned about), and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos' oldest son now has a broken finger. Slim is NOT scared to masturbate in front of his parents, but IS afraid to smoke in front of them. Lazlo is beefing with his Karen neighbor. What are people experts in? Should we make fake AI porn for pedophiles for they won't commit the actual acts? In Headlines, the guys discuss Timothy Busfields' child sex abuse allegations, Trump wanting Greenland, the protest in Minneapolis, the Virginia Au Pair double murder, Elons' Grok getting in trouble (and potentially banned), and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo has Grinder. Should he do his annual backflip? *Lazlo and SlimFast give roommate advice to Summer; Get drunk and get everyone to hook up. Our Boss is mad at us. Lazlo tells the story of being a DJ for a Strip Club. In Headlines, the guys discuss Jackson County issuing new mandates for police after the Minneapolis protests, a new Chinese app that's making headlines, the ‘hostile takeover' from Paramount at Warner Brothers, Minnesota suing the Trump Administration, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Is Indiana a good example of the changes in College Football? Good(ish) news about Lazlo's back! Did SlimFast and Lazo make New Years Resolutions? RIP Bob Weir. The guys debrief the Golden Globes, and discuss the Iranian protests. There's been a HUGE new update with the murdered Ohio couple. Is Lazlo a psychopath? Lazlo teaches Summer how to make a cr*ck pipe. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts' giving Lazlo ‘allergy medicine.' Summer is jealous of how Lazlo and SlimFast grew up. What is socially acceptable? If you're not enjoying your regular football game, you may need to see a therapist. Lazlo's okay with killing a meta-verse hooker, and SlimFast wants a whole year with the body of QAnon Shaman. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the sus phone call relating to the Ohio dentist murders, Dr Oz's new stance about alcohol, RFK Jr's new food pyramid, Nick Reiners Attorney quitting, the Royals stadium not moving, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Pork Patty = Slims' Mom. What' s the worst pain you've ever experienced? We are Venezuelan, and they are us! Lazlo had his weiner held in a bathroom, and is going to get a wheelchair with an anime girl. In Headlines, the guys discuss the Ravens coach getting fired, the USA getting 50 million barrels of oil from Venezuela, the different robots shown at the CES Convention, the ongoing investigation into an A&M students' death, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo pants are creamy, and SlimFast keeps flexing his outfit. Lazlo wants his kids to push him onto I-75 if he ends up in a wheelchair, and gives advice on managing his kids' grades. Lazlo almost beat this guy up at Disney, and the guys discuss cutting lines. Pete Carrol getting fired is outrageous, and Lazlo places his bets for college basketball. SlimFast tells the story of hooking up with a local reporter. Where did the Jehovah Witnesses go? In Headlines, the guys discuss the Monday Night Football Murder, Adrian Gonzales (former Uvalde schools officer ) facing trial, the Prairie Village spider monkey, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

It feels weird to be off Holiday break, and saying ‘Girlfriend' is cringe. Lazlo gives a long awaited back update, and wants to run Venezuela. People say Lazlo's either too fat or too skinny, and the guys are fascinated with federal holidays. There's no Overland Park in Italy. It's a GREAT time for betting, and what's going to happen to Travis Kelce? In Headlines, Will Smith is getting sued for sexual harassment (and is a cuck), the US took Venezuelas' president, Slim is excited for the McRib Lawsuit, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's Dad worked for organized crime, and Gary Bus ey gave the most INSANE Christmas present. Christmas shopping is stressing SlimFasts' wife OUT. Lazlo had a plane fly over the Royals that said, “Sluggers a pussy,” Dubai Chocolate was created to cover up a porn act. What's a good quarterback name? Lazlo places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys discuss the Epstein Files being released today and the current photos available, Greg Biffle dying in a plane crash, the new Kennedy Center being re-named, and much much more! And, Happy Holidays! We'll be returning back on the 5th. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!