Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Happy Halloween! Lazlo thinks Summer dressed up as an old jewish lady (to be clear, she's a minion). Lazlo gives an update on his son's recovery, and Luigi Mangione is a Swiftie and a Charlie XCX fan. What song would you permanently delete forever? Car troubles are so annoying. In Headlines, the guys discuss how Grok is turning sexual, a seatbelt that didn't work on The Mamba, a Michigan terrorist attack that was stopped, the oil in the engine scam, Prince Andrew being stripped of his titles, the emergency JetBlue landing, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Slims' wife loves Lazlos' wedding gift, and Lazlo's son decided on a college! How happy is everyone? We have another dumb relationship Tik Tok trend; This time, it's ‘The Bird Theory.' Slim is prepping for Trick o' Treaters. Megadeath is releasing their final album. In Headlines, the guys talk about a man that was arrested for posting a Trump meme, a monkey on the loose in Spirit Of Halloween, the Detroit cop that showed up to court without pants, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

No one thought the guys would make mornings, and SlimFast wants to end our competitive game of who can make it to work on time. How open were Lazlo and Slim to their parents? Lazlo's kids are attempting to trick him into a sick day. SlimFast feels bad and Lazlos' mad about an Arizona judge that resigned after she peed in a bush while drunk. Lazlo got Slim a present! SlimFast got in an argument with Frances Beans' ex husband. In Headlines, the guys discuss Hurricane Melissa, a 9 year old who got burns from a charger, America having their own Louvre heist, a woman running over a man and blaming her louboutin heels, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo has a lot of cats, and SlimFast loves vacuums. What scares Lazlo? SlimFast is TERRIFIED of teenagers. People are getting freaky with the Spirit Halloween animatronics, and Slim announces the movie for this Friday Night Horror Night. In Headlines, the guys discuss Amazon going through major layoffs, trick or treaters finding cocaine in their candy, a recent hazing incident, SNAP running out, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Slim thought he was gonna die this weekend, and Lazlo had the cops at his house. A guy died by getting sucker punched. How do you pay bail? What are songs people listen to while giving birth?? SlimFast always cries to Kate Bush, and Lazlo places his sports bets. Everyone would LOVE if Slim and Lazlo were cops. In Headlines, the guys talk about Adam Silver speaking out about the NBA Gambling Fraud Charges, Trumps' Canada ad and possible 3rd running, the AVIS Employee not returning cars, people getting mad about a stripping skeleton, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast talk to their friend Thomas, who recently was kidnapped and tortured by Israeli forces while delivering aid to Palestine.

Lazlo almost gets us cancelled right off the bat, and gives an update on his son. What's the best baseball town? Can you tell the difference between Bruce Springsteen and Jermey Allan White? We play Jackson vs Johnson! In Headlines, the guys discuss how the Mafia was (allegedly) involved with the new NBA scandal, the street car expansion opening, Alabama using Nitrogen Gas for a death row execution, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo gives an update on his son, and won some serious dough from the games last night. Lazlo tells the story of playing poker with Will Ferrell and George Wendt. Would SlimFast and Lazlo join a scream club? We're starting Horror Movie Friday! The guys cover the breaking NBA news. In Headlines, the guys cover the breaking NBA news, ChatGBT becoming a browser, a man running for senate covering up a Nazi tattoo, a Chess Player that mysteriously died, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Thanksgiving is like warmup sex for Christmas. And, you should never go to a party with a ‘loaded chamber.' Lazlo and SlimFast read the ‘men diagram' for dating apps. What things from back then are now luxuries? We called our attorney and asked him a really important question; Can you wear a penis costume in public? Lazlo places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys talk about the soccer dad that beat up a stealing group of teens, Janelle Monáe saying she can time travel (genuinely), a man who shot a pedophile now running for sheriff, Trump asking 230 million from the Justice Department, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo thinks Halloween is for children, and Slims' friend got diarrhea at a Halloween Party. As a kid, Lazlo had to walk with friends to keep from getting attacked by the Oakland County Child Killer. What happened to Baby Lisa? Men have been ‘Bathroom Camping' since the beginning of time, and attractive people get a lot more advantages. A company came out with a toilet camera that analyzes your butt. In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about the AWS Outages, the art heist from the Louvre, Trump starting construction for the White House Ballroom, a man threatening to ‘shoot up' the Atlanta airport, Parents leaving their baby on the beach, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's ex-wife is staying with him for the week. Jonathan Cain is leaving Journey; Is there anyone who gets hotter as they get older? Slim is so weird with his cabinet food. Lazlo places his sports bets, and Shohe i Ohtani is AMAZING with last night's 10 strike outs and 3 home runs. Slim gives advice on how to get better answers from AI. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss how someone may have tried to assassinate Trump, Israel confirmed a strike on Gaza, robbers stole the Louvres' crown jewels, Kada Scotts' remains were found, Meta has new parental controls for AI, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Sabrena Morgan, Co-Founder of Transforming Criminal Justice, joins SlimFast and Lazlo to share her incredible story. From meth addiction and dealing drugs, to surviving being shot in the head, to serving time in federal prison, she now co-leads a nonprofit helping formerly incarcerated people rebuild their lives and adjust back to soci ety. You can find Sabrena Morgan at @sabrenamorgan (Tik Tok) and @thesabrenamorgan (Instagram).

Lazlo's son went through surgery, and people who film their kids' post-surgery are weird. SlimFast almost yelled at a lady going to a food bank. RIP Ace Frehley, and there's now a Brewers Karen. Lazlo places his sports bets, and loves going to the strip-club mid-day. In Headlines, the guys discuss the three guys in Halloween masks who threatened a Virginia woman, the Florida teen who faked his own abduction, a brain surgeon who let their 12 year old drill a skull during an operation, Kim K's is selling pubic hair thongs, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts' the Joe Camel of Kratom. What's with all these women teachers hooking up with students? Slim got a warning from his neighbor. Lazlo and SlimFast are DISGUSTED by women' s bathroom (and periods). SlimFast gave himself a sponge bath, and Lazlo places a lot of money on a sports bet. Would you re-do your college years? In Headlines, a lady got stabbed in Marshalls due to a slow line, Erotica Chat GBT is coming, lead is being found in protein powder, a Missouri dad coached his daughter while she was beating up her bully, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

With the new controversy with the Blue Valley School Teacher, Lazlo and SlimFast admit to riling up kids in his school. The guys reflect on 'Tuesday with Lazlo,' and talk about becoming ‘empty nesters.' Lazlo and Slim HIGHLY recommend Task. What's the scariest movie of all time? Was ‘Oscar' banging Slims' mom?? Courtney Love was a lead singer for Faith No More??? In Headlines, the guys discuss the recent Nor'easter, Alec Baldwin is being messy (again), a Denver cop that was fired for hitting on a domestic violence survivor, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We're back! Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Lazlo' sons' torn ACL, and the man causing a scene on Slims' honeymoon plane. Lazlo rants about the refs always saying ‘upon further discussion,' and Slim is heavily against having stickers on your car if you want to avoid road rage. In Headlines, the guys discuss the helicopter crash in California, the multiple homecoming shootings that happened in Mississippi, a woman getting shot at a Petsmart after not saying ‘Thank you,' hostages being released, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SimFast worry (at least, somewhat) about medical bills. Lazlo was given a note by everyone in the 4th grade saying they don't like him, and Lazlo and SlimFast are Tunnel buddies. What do women see as red flags, early on? College is EXPENSIVE, and Lazlo picks his sports bets. In Headlines: Tyrese Gibson (from Four Brothers) has a warrant for animal cruelty, ChatGBT got a kid in Missouri busted after he asked about smashing car windows, a 22 year old man faked an ID to enroll back into HighSchool, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's son tore his ACL, and SlimFast and Lazlo debate whether men and women should have the same physical tests. Go Tigers! Lazlo strongly advises people to keep their shoes on at work and finds the after-parties at weddings cringe-worthy. After hearing about the announcer who called the Alabama Honeybees “the face of Ozempic,” the guys wonder if he went too far. In Headlines, the guys talk about how Trump wants to use cities as training grounds and fire overweight generals and admirals, the government shutdown, a Michigan football player body-slamming another player and breaking his spine, and much, much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo grills SlimFast about his upcoming wedding; Why hasn't he said anything?? Bob gave Slim ‘The Prenup Talk.' What do you start dreading doing once you're older? ChatGBT now has parental controls, and Mr Beasts' newest video shouldn't be that controversial. KFC's ‘ Great Great Great Nephew' leaked a secret recipe, and it leads the guys to think people are humping couches. Younger people don't drive with music on? And since when did they start smoking? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

How did Lazlo get his ex-wife to watch football? And what were parents feeding their kids in the 80s and 90s? Jeriney pays us a visit! SlimFast and Lazlo discuss dating app expectations, and Lazlo shares the stats on how likely your kid is to be yours (spoiler alert: it's low). Lazlo and SlimFast are blown away by how many country singers have “Brian” or “Bryant” in their name. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast cover the multiple mass shootings over the weekend, new evidence in the Yogurt Shop murders after 30 years, two 14-year-old girls who stole 25 guinea pigs, Bad Bunny headlining the Super Bowl, a man admitting to killing his parents on TV, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

David Bell, one of Kansas City's top defense attorneys, joins SlimFast and Lazlo to answer all the big questions—like, “What do I do if I hit a DUI checkpoint?” and "What's a case you had that should be a Netflix doc?”

SlimFast didn't get donuts, and Lazlo and Summer are BUMMED. What are Lazlo and Slims' “Don't knock it till you try it,” life hacks? Lazlo and SlimFast brainstorm questions to ask a Defense Attorney. Wichita was voted as the least friendliest cities?? And SlimFast heavily agrees? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Trumps' order with Tik Tok, Hegseth calling top military leaders to a meeting, the singer D4vd and the on-going murder-case, Trump thinking about moving FIFA, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast have a much needed debrief after yesterday's corporate meeting. The guys have different opinions about Gary Cohen getting onto a Mets' player for leaving a game for Charlie Kirk' s funeral. Lazlo can't stand Church bands, and is blown away by current apartment prices. Lazlo places his bets, and SlimFast and him get in a debate over Salvy. In Headlines, the guys discuss the new updates on the Dallas shooting, fake apartment scams, kids tipping over a cop in a Porta Potty, stretch yogurt, parents currently mad that they are re-opening Camp Mystic, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts

Lazlo and SlimFast still have hope for the Tigers. With new information about the CEO Coldplay concert, Lazlo is tired of people getting fired for having sex. Tommy Lee seems to be in every band, and there may be a new supergroup on the way. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the breaking news at the Dallas ICE facility, Jimmy Kimmel's opening monologue, a Missouri woman found guilty of trying to steal Elvis's Graceland, the lawsuit against Snapchat, Trump's speech at the UN, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo won big last night. Is the Rapture coming today?? Slim and Lazlo reflect on their cynicism. Slim has a whole arsenal of stink bombs, and a stripper jumped off the stage and punched Lazlo in the nose. John Cena has the guys reflecting on parenting. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss a tiger handler (Ryan Easley) being mauled, Jimmy Kimmel's return, Trump and the FDA claiming Tylenol causes autism, a boy dying in an oxygen chamber, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

The Chiefs won! (Thank God) D4vd's case is seriously insane, and Slim's into his cousin? Lazlo is too? What is r/MyBoyfriendIsAI? And Lazlo says that women's porn is rom-coms. Andy Reid and Travis Kelce are beefing again, and the Rams had a crazy game. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Murdoch possibly buying TikTok, the large black bear that showed up at a New Jersey Dollar General, Canadians not tailgating in Buffalo, a bikini barista business getting sued, and much, much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Katie Czyz, Director of AI Integration at BlueConic and New York Times–published author of "Learning to Tell the Truth to Those I Love," joins Lazlo and SlimFast to talk about epilepsy, people's evolving relationship with AI, and how AI helped her cope with the mental toll of her medical diagnosis.

Lazlo and SlimFast discuss transferring schools, and how Summer needs to improve her call screening. People like the taste of gasoline? And SlimFast tried anti-freeze. Slim gets upset looking at hate comments; Lazlo thinks he's a little bitch. An old lady got scammed by an ‘astronaut running out-of-oxygen,' and sent over 6k. What were Lazlo and Slims' dads' common remedies when they got sick? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about how D4vd is starting to look really suspicious, the new information released about the guy who killed two officers, Candace Owens getting sued by the President of France, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast talk Ozempic. There's been so many movies that have the potential to be an AMAZING sequel/reboot. With kids moving away for college, Lazlo gives advice on loneliness. Slim is completely blown away when he learns about the OnlyFans BOP House, and how much money they make. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Jimmy Kimmel's show being pulled, the now identified dead teen in D4vd's car, a local Fraud Investigator getting scammed (which has us get a REALLY weird call), and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast talk about how tedious vacations can be. What are different ways people attack each other online? Lazlo is cracking up about fake Facebook articles, and rants about current news stations. Lazlo and SlimFas are extremely shocked, looking at the cost of groceries and cars now. In Headlines, the guys discuss the text messages between Charlie Kirk' s killer and his roommate, the judge dropping the terrorism charge for Luigi, a 95 year old woman that beat another woman to death with a wheelchair, Corey Booker and FBI Director Patel getting into a heated fight, and so much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast are mega sick, and Lazlo gives his parenting take on school-attendance. The guys reflect on their relationships' with their siblings, and Slim admits he betrayed his brother, big time. The new generations don't know the feeling of getting pranked called, and Lazlo makes his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys discuss how the Colorado shooter was active with online neo-nazi groups, new information about Charlie Kirk' s killer being released, after-pay getting more popular, Brian Kelly getting heated at reporters, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast believe that once you hit 40, your ‘check engine' light turns on. Lazlo and SlimFast answer important questions like, “What are some porn fantasies that actually end up amazing?” And, “Would you turn in a co-worker or family member?” Nick Wright calls in to talk sports with the guys. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo react to the breaking news regarding Charlie Kirk's killer, Trump's face during the 9/11 ceremony, Epstein' s emails, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Charlie Kirk and his brutal death. SlimFast watched the Charlie Sheen documentary, despite all that was happening. ‘Phillies Karen,' got banned, and Summer was born on the DAY the Church of Lazlo first aired. Lazlo picks his sporting bets, and Slim is geeked about a new UFO sighting. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo wouldn't be a good evangelical preacher. SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the trash talking between Gen Z vs Boomers. People suck, especially in Pizza Hut's comment section. Lazlo wants to start a business: Amid-Divorce Lawyer. A prostitute slapped Charlie Sheen on the stomach and called him, ‘Fatso.' Lazlo picks his sports bets after winning big last night. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Trump saying Epstein is a “Dead Issue,” the manhunt for a NY man who set an elderly couple on fire, someone butt-dialing while disposing a body, RFK attempting to restructure children' s health, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo can't sleep for the life of him, and is LIVID when Chief fans try to give him a pep talk. SlimFast and Summer are concerned about the hate comments; Lazlo couldn't care less. Lazlo gives parenting advice, “Do not let your kids do anything that would make you not like them.” In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the House Oversight Committee releasing the Epstein Birthday message, the body that was found in artist D4vd's Tesla, Seattle cops now dressing as the opposing Football team, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast debrief this weekend's Football. Lazlo and Slim predict Summers' going to be dating someone mega old in seven years. Whose the most hated rock bands? Charlie Sheen was black mailed. Ubers' are testing out taking cash, and Lazlo can't understand why SlimFast cares. Lazlo believes anyone who has a headache is a little bitch. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the lottery winner in Missouri, Rick Davis passing, Elon Musk is about to be a trillionaire, there' s fake Labubus being seized, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday! EVERYONE has been exposed to the Indigo Girls (whether they wanted to, or not). Lazlo and SlimFast believe Jalen Carter was valid for standing up for himself, if he thought he got spit on. SlimFast asking, “What age should kids get phones?” leads Lazlo to a rant about his ex-wife. Lazlo and SlimFast dream of winning the $1 million lotto, and living together in Costa Rica. In Headlines, the guys discuss how RFK was grilled yesterday, Trump is changing the Department of Defense to the Department of War, Biden underwent cancer surgery, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

It's starting to feel like fall, and Lazlo gives his modern day dating advice. SlimFast and Lazlo believe men and women can't be friends. Lazlo is grossed out from seeing the viral video a health clinic posted, and makes Slim mad by comparing his ass to a used car. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo hear Lottery advice, and discuss Trump saying Epstein is a Democratic Hoax, a man who was wrongfully accused, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast get into a BIG soup argument. Lazlo purposely leaves his clocks off by a couple minutes, and it's driving SlimFast CRAZY! How did SlimFast get his pantyhose fetish? In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the Florida man who asked to sniff a lady's sneakers, then ran her over. Additionally, how Trump is alive, staples are being found in Texas Roadhouse bread, a 11 year old who got killed due to dingdong ditching, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast has a comedically large soup collection. Lazlo and SlimFast get heated about the Polish CEO stealing the tennis hat from that kid, and debate if a 4 day work week is worth it. SlimFast and Lazlo place their sports' bets, and think that Paul Finebaum has stupid takes. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Burning Man, the National Guard heading to Chicago, an Ohio cop that was drunk on the job, the internet thinking Trump is dead, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday! Teachers are accusing people of AI, and a student was recently slammed down by a teacher in a game of musical chairs. Lazlo and SlimFast HATE subscriptions. Lazlo and SlimFast come up with the best ‘sexy coffee' drive through, and pick their sports bets for the weekend. In Headlines, the guys discuss the Catholic school shooter's motive, two religious leaders that were arrested in Detroit for human trafficking/scamming, the east coast is getting a bullet train, and much more! Friendly reminder: We'll be off Monday, for Labor Day! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo can't hear anything; literally. SlimFast is stocked up on Plan B, and Lazlo thinks he secretly wants a kid. Lazlo teaches how to make a crack pipe (and warns not to get too into drugs), and talks college football with NIL. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Minneapolis Catholic school shooting, the FEMA workers who were put on leave, Ryan Borgwardt getting 89 days after faking his death, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!