Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Lazlo sleeps 5 seconds a night. Sending a ‘vag vid' can get you sent to jail? Slim dabbles in celebrity news and asks, ‘Should celebs have a role in politics?' SlimFast used to be a competitive rollerblader. Bring back millennial optimism! In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss how Trump and Tim Waltz are talking, a AT&T worker sent himself a customers' nude, Tik Tok possibly being censored, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

That was a tough Broncos parlay. SlimFast rejected Lazlo's sleepover request. Do women find men with big penises more attractive or not? Why on earth do people take Lazlos betting advice? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the shooting of Alex Pretti, a stalker judge, Ryan Wedding getting apprehended, the teacher in Emporia who died due to hypothermia, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast talk with Parks and Recreation star Jim O'Heir about public perception and hate comments. O'Heir discusses his early career, how he landed his role on Parks and Recreation, and what it's like to be in the business today. Watch Jim O'Heir on Hulu's Murdaugh: Death in the Family, Steve Carell's upcoming show Rooster, and currently at the New Theatre & Restaurant in Nobody's Perfect.

Release the Lazlo Files! Mark Wahlberg can do no wrong. Everyone is hoarding the groceries, and Lazlo doesn't get it. The guy that stole Lazlo's parking space got sad that Lazlo was upset, so Lazlo confronted him. SlimFast has no heat in his house, so Brookes' probably going to leave. Would Lazlo give Slim his kidney? In Headlines, the guys discuss Siri pulling Ads', Tik-Tok finally reaching a deal, Barren Trump's emergency call, a neighborhood in LA complaining about too many prostitutes, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo remembers when SlimFast had hair, and hasn't checked his company email since September. Lazlo talks about young dads vs old dads. How much money do some men make? Lazlo masterbaites into SlimFasts' yogurt like, everyday. The WORST EVER snow storm is hitting us this weekend. In Headlines, the guys talk about Anthropics' CEO saying AI can write 90 % of code in a few months, the Uvalde Officer being found not guilty, a Florida man putting steak and wine down his pants, the US acquiring some of Greenland, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's contagious, and SlimFasts' got it. Summer gives an apartment update, and SlimFast fantasizes about Lazlos' moms' bush. Do you let your kids cuss? Lazlos' replaced his oven with a bunch of tiny air fryers. SlimFast really wants to be friends with Tommy The Sledgehammer. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo talk about the (possible) D4vd update, Kiefer Sutherland getting arrested, a guy beating off a robber with a frying pan, Trump's speech at NATO, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Right now is THE time to vote against Josh Allen. Summers' apartment is super duper cold. Who started monetizing water? Slim is making AI videos of his wife with Grok, and weirds Lazlo out. SlimFast is stressed out about the protests in Millennapolis. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Trump's text with NATO Members, the shooting in Lawrence, Tim Busfield getting 75 letters of support, the ongoing manhunt for a judge and his wife that were shot, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo comes out swinging, and is tired of this other morning show guy taking his parking spot. Lazlos' over of all of these songs being censored on the radio, and debates on when to give kids their phones. The guys place their bets, and make Chiefs fans mad. SlimFast and Lazlo reminiscence on when they got hotdogs together. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Minneapolis, an 11 year old who killed his father, Oprah Winfrey deepfakes, the midtown Costco being replaced (which, SlimFast is really concerned about), and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos' oldest son now has a broken finger. Slim is NOT scared to masturbate in front of his parents, but IS afraid to smoke in front of them. Lazlo is beefing with his Karen neighbor. What are people experts in? Should we make fake AI porn for pedophiles for they won't commit the actual acts? In Headlines, the guys discuss Timothy Busfields' child sex abuse allegations, Trump wanting Greenland, the protest in Minneapolis, the Virginia Au Pair double murder, Elons' Grok getting in trouble (and potentially banned), and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo has Grinder. Should he do his annual backflip? *Lazlo and SlimFast give roommate advice to Summer; Get drunk and get everyone to hook up. Our Boss is mad at us. Lazlo tells the story of being a DJ for a Strip Club. In Headlines, the guys discuss Jackson County issuing new mandates for police after the Minneapolis protests, a new Chinese app that's making headlines, the ‘hostile takeover' from Paramount at Warner Brothers, Minnesota suing the Trump Administration, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Is Indiana a good example of the changes in College Football? Good(ish) news about Lazlo's back! Did SlimFast and Lazo make New Years Resolutions? RIP Bob Weir. The guys debrief the Golden Globes, and discuss the Iranian protests. There's been a HUGE new update with the murdered Ohio couple. Is Lazlo a psychopath? Lazlo teaches Summer how to make a cr*ck pipe. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts' giving Lazlo ‘allergy medicine.' Summer is jealous of how Lazlo and SlimFast grew up. What is socially acceptable? If you're not enjoying your regular football game, you may need to see a therapist. Lazlo's okay with killing a meta-verse hooker, and SlimFast wants a whole year with the body of QAnon Shaman. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the sus phone call relating to the Ohio dentist murders, Dr Oz's new stance about alcohol, RFK Jr's new food pyramid, Nick Reiners Attorney quitting, the Royals stadium not moving, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Pork Patty = Slims' Mom. What' s the worst pain you've ever experienced? We are Venezuelan, and they are us! Lazlo had his weiner held in a bathroom, and is going to get a wheelchair with an anime girl. In Headlines, the guys discuss the Ravens coach getting fired, the USA getting 50 million barrels of oil from Venezuela, the different robots shown at the CES Convention, the ongoing investigation into an A&M students' death, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo pants are creamy, and SlimFast keeps flexing his outfit. Lazlo wants his kids to push him onto I-75 if he ends up in a wheelchair, and gives advice on managing his kids' grades. Lazlo almost beat this guy up at Disney, and the guys discuss cutting lines. Pete Carrol getting fired is outrageous, and Lazlo places his bets for college basketball. SlimFast tells the story of hooking up with a local reporter. Where did the Jehovah Witnesses go? In Headlines, the guys discuss the Monday Night Football Murder, Adrian Gonzales (former Uvalde schools officer ) facing trial, the Prairie Village spider monkey, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

It feels weird to be off Holiday break, and saying ‘Girlfriend' is cringe. Lazlo gives a long awaited back update, and wants to run Venezuela. People say Lazlo's either too fat or too skinny, and the guys are fascinated with federal holidays. There's no Overland Park in Italy. It's a GREAT time for betting, and what's going to happen to Travis Kelce? In Headlines, Will Smith is getting sued for sexual harassment (and is a cuck), the US took Venezuelas' president, Slim is excited for the McRib Lawsuit, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's Dad worked for organized crime, and Gary Bus ey gave the most INSANE Christmas present. Christmas shopping is stressing SlimFasts' wife OUT. Lazlo had a plane fly over the Royals that said, “Sluggers a pussy,” Dubai Chocolate was created to cover up a porn act. What's a good quarterback name? Lazlo places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys discuss the Epstein Files being released today and the current photos available, Greg Biffle dying in a plane crash, the new Kennedy Center being re-named, and much much more! And, Happy Holidays! We'll be returning back on the 5th. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

You should never read negative comments; Lazlo disagrees. Do Lazlo or Slim have white trash in their family? SlimFast tells the story of fighting a little person. The guys are hyped for the upcoming games. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the reclassification of weed, Trump's address to the nation from last night, a new viral TikTok trend called ‘bonesmashing,' Ghislaine Maxwell trying to get her trafficking charge dropped, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast practice radical acceptance. Everyone has an old best friend they talk to (begrudgingly), and a Tik Toker is getting canceled for doing an angel tree. Lazlos' getting into Facebook Marketplace, and is now a feminist! The guys want Lazlo's mom to shut her whore-pancake-eating-mouth. In Headlines, the guys discuss D4vd having an industrial incinerator, a 2nd Doctor being charged in Matthew Perry's death, the new developments with the Reiner murders, the terrorist attack in Australia, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Why weren't we on yesterday? Lazlo talks about FMLA. The guys know nothing about their insurance, and Lazlo has two hearts. Summers getting Lazlo and SlimFast wrapped into a scam. Lazlo predicts NO ONE will wear red on Friday, and places his sports bets. In Headlines, the guys discuss Sherone Moore's first preliminary hearing, the University of Brown shooting, Rob Reiner and his wife getting stabbed by their son, a woman found dead in a dollar tree, a man pleading guilty to shaking his baby, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is grumpy, and clears the air about driving on opioids. Lazlos' mom thinks his pants are too baggy, and the Sheronne Moore situation got a lot darker. SlimFast is geeked about the Buccaneers' uniforms last night, and Lazlo places his bets on the upcoming Chiefs vs Chargers game. Corporate is asking for Lazlos' doctors to sign a document for him to work. In Headlines, the guys talk about Disneys' billion dollar deal with Open AI, the MyPillow CEO running for office, a KC man that has multiple hit and runs, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos' mom helping is like Little Nathan Lane, and Lazlo rants about Reddit. Who should be the new Michigan Coach? Happy Break-Up Day! In Headlines, the guys discuss the breaking news of Sherrone Moore getting fired, a man saying he teleported into a stolen BMW, a DoorDasher spraying pepper spray onto a bag of Arby's, the US taking Venezuela' s oil tanker, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's son, who is really good with Legos, helped with his clip line. Lazlo and SlimFast tell stories about Mc'ing for big indie/punk bands. Taylor Sheridan is not slowing down, despite what people think. Lazlo and SlimFast are planning a ‘cougar trap.' What are the most stressful things to decide? Pornhub has released their ‘Most Searched' terms of 2025. In Headlines, the guys discuss Bonnie Blue getting arrested in Bali, the shooting at Kentucky State University, AT&T is discontinuing landlines, the New Jersey Santa that was found to have a lot of child porn, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is begrudgingly durable, and is cooking up a lawsuit. Bob gives Lazlo a chair, and SlimFast steals steaks from Aldi. Taylor is paying a bride a LOT of money (hopefully) for a venue, and Philip Rivers is coming out of retirement. Lazlo gets on SlimFast for masterbaiting on to the floor, and Summer explains smutty Fanfiction. Lazlo tells his Emergency Room story. In Headlines, the guys discuss Paramount's hostile bid for Warner Bros, a man shooting a shopper because he thought he was stealing, Australia restricting children from accessing social media, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We're back! Lazlo tells the story about his time in the hospital, and his back. Lazlo's spinal injury is super rare; Like, one in a million rare. He also bought a car, returned it, and got a new one. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo talk about Netflix buying Warner Bros, Quentin Tarantino not liking Paul Dano, Anna Kepner's Stepmother, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy (almost) Thanksgiving! SlimFast feels bad being lazy on the weekend, Lazlo couldn't care less. They guys talk about Laura Owens faking her pregnancy. Slim details his biggest Christmas Eve fight, and Lazlo has to buy a new car. Lazlo's debating on putting 20k on a sports bet. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the HUGE update with the missing Virginia coach, current local warnings about the Tik Tok Door Challenge, the man who pointed a gun at Christmas Carolers, more audio that was released about the Campbells VP, an Italian man dressing up as his dead mother for pension, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast keeps on freaking Lazlo out with these medical stories. The guys talk about the recent American Shaman article, and learn more about poppers. If you did a prank of burying someone alive, do it to Lazlo for about 90 seconds. Who are the most annoying celebrities? And, are you burnt out? In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss the Virginia HS Coach that went missing, the Sham Wow guy running for congress, Tara Reid getting drugged at a Chicago bar, Chauncey Billups pleading not guilty, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

If Jesus came down and asked Lazlo what pills he took, Lazlo would have no clue. Mountains are left from giant giants. When Lazlo first met SlimFasts wife, he called her a whore, and the guys talk Thanksgiving movies. Does Mahomes seem more annoyed than usual? Lazlo and SlimFast argue about Arianna Grande, and debrief this weekend's sports. In Headlines, the guys talk about Sean Duffy telling us to dress better on airplanes, Marjorie Taylor Greene not running for President, recent D4vd and Ana Kepner updates, Texas men were caught planning on killing and enslaving an entire island, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast talk to Jonathan D. Cohen, author of “Losing Big: America's Reckless Bet on Sports Gambling,” about sports gambling in light of the recent scandals. You can find his work and his public appearances at https://www.jonathandcohen.com/.

The cops that helped Lazlo were super helpful; And no, he' s not kissing ass. Stop shaming Lazlo for not having an emergency-contact. The guys discuss the ‘Cocaine Quarterback,' and Lazlo sends anonymous letters to corporate saying SlimFast fingers him. If you bought a storage unit with 1.7 million fent pills from the cartel, would you keep it? Lazlo gives his sports bets for the weekend. In Headlines, the guys discuss Natalie Greene faking a violent political attack, Ryan Wedding having a bounty of $15 million, a leaked recording showing Campbell's Soup VP cussing out their product (and, customers), a Jan 6th-er being arrested for child sexual abuse, new updates about Ana Kepner, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos' car accident cost 7 THOUSAND. What are the rock bands of all time? Lazlo and SlimFast have a TERRIBLE memory. Someone stole Lazlos' car, ate Cheetos, and peed in it. What did Lazlo and SlimFasts' apartments look like in their 20's? Slim and Lazlo debate the ethics of beauty pageants. In Headlines, the guys talk about Trump signing the bill to release the Epstein Files, the new tech for stealing cars, Susan Powters going from $300 million to welfare checks, a mall Santa having a history of murdering his wife, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo popped an edible before work, Slim some Kratom. The guys learn about tampons, and Lazlo wouldn't mind a TSA agency seeing his weiner. Lazlo hates it when commercials make fun of sports players and coaches. When was the last time SlimFast did meth? In Headlines, SlimFast talks about the Epstein files being voted to be released, Trump calling a reporter ‘piggy,' Nicki Minaj speaking at the United Nations, Larry Summers resigning, D4vd being named as a suspect, warships in Venezuela, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

A woman has totally called Lazlo parasocial. What's the most hated NFL team? Lazlo needs 3 inches, hard, and SlimFast prefers 10. SlimFast is super scared of the laundromat lady, so he's now bringing her fruit. You can have your AI pretend to be a child. In Headlines, the guys talk about how the man who shot a cleaning woman was charged with manslaughter, Antonio Brown being arraigned, the pilot who freaked out on mushrooms getting charged, the Excelsior Springs school district getting scammed, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo got in a car accident while coming in (and left his car in the street.) Lazlos' been having a BAD month. You can now make an AI Avatar of your dead relatives, and Slims' tempted. What would you choose if you could only have one form of entertainment for the rest of your life? In Headlines, SlimFast talks about the NBA investigation expanding into the Lakers, the DoorDash girl getting charged with two felonies, the Epstein Files revealing even more, the North Carolina shooting happening over a Thanksgiving turkey, Kris Boyd getting shot, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo bailed on his MRI, and SlimFast asks for advice in helping kids in school. SlimFast has Lazlo and Summer play a game on if she knows old things, and Lazlo places his sports bets. Would you give your mom a heart attack for $3 million? Would you let the Babadook tickle your toes every night for $30 million? In Headlines, the guys talk about the penny dying, Epstein emails getting released, a North Carolina woman that was sued for $1.75 mill for having an affair, the current UFC scandal, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Why are we here on veterans day? Genuinely asking. SlimFast is suspicious of Mr.Rogers, and really wants Lazlo to wear a veterans hat. Lazlo tells a couple of war stories. Who are the best female rock vocalists? Ace Freeley died by accident. Slim's looking into penis cream. In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about Camp Mystic is getting sued, Ortiz and Clase saying they're innocent, Trump wanting $1 Billion from BBC, an Army gynecologist taking pictures during a mammogram, the KU Pre-med student who was killed in a hit and run, a plane crash in Florida, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Midwest weather sucks. Radiohead HATES performing Creep, and MLB has a betting scandal happening with Emmanual Clase and Luis Ortiz. Summer is (probably) suing her apartment complex. Lazlo's been taking edibles, and places his sports bets. In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about the winter storms hitting the Midwest, the Government possibly re-opening, Trump suggesting 50 year loans for mortgages, the new AI Country Band “Breaking Rust,” a cleaning woman shot dead through a door, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast catch up with their old friend, Nick Wright. Nick Wright is a Sports Commentator and Host on FoxSports. You can follow him on all platforms at @getnickwright.

Lazlo tells a story of when he thought he had ALS, and thinks drinking water is like eating dry grits. The BEST omelet cook got kicked out of the army for being gay. You cannot be a victim if you have a huge penis. RIP Marshawn Kneeland. The guys talk about mental health, and take a caller. SlimFast talks about his volunteer work, which somehow turns into a herpes argument.. 5 years in jail, or your entire life in Russia? Lazlo places his sports bets, and wants Slim to SHUT UP! In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the Miami Heats' Coaches' house burning down, Trump plans on making Ozempic cheaper, Abby Z werner receiving $10 million, a pig that attacked a woman, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

How ya pissin boys? People are lying about having high credit scores on dating apps. Lazlo reflects on when he taught college kids, and how to make it on the radio. Lazlo thinks OJ is innocent, and that the United States faked the moon landing. What are the most annoying hobbies? The guys place their sports bets, and the guys talk about their experiences with ‘Karens.' In Headlines, SlimFast tells Lazlo about the FAA reducing Flights, Christopher Scholtes committing suicide before his sentencing, new updates on the D4vd case, new updates about Melodee Buzzard, Elon Musk now being a trillionaire, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo Podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo went to the emergency room, and Slim absolutely hates daylight savings. Would you clone your dog like Tom Brady? If you're in a fight with your partner, Lazlo and Slim say do NOT argue in the car. Vogue says it's embarrassing to have a boyfriend now?? In Headlines, the guys discuss the Louisville plane crash, the man whose head was fractured in Westport, the Mississippi monkey being shot, the ex-anchor woman who stabbed her mother in Wichita, a recent Air B&B mass shooting, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Halloween! Lazlo thinks Summer dressed up as an old jewish lady (to be clear, she's a minion). Lazlo gives an update on his son's recovery, and Luigi Mangione is a Swiftie and a Charlie XCX fan. What song would you permanently delete forever? Car troubles are so annoying. In Headlines, the guys discuss how Grok is turning sexual, a seatbelt that didn't work on The Mamba, a Michigan terrorist attack that was stopped, the oil in the engine scam, Prince Andrew being stripped of his titles, the emergency JetBlue landing, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Slims' wife loves Lazlos' wedding gift, and Lazlo's son decided on a college! How happy is everyone? We have another dumb relationship Tik Tok trend; This time, it's ‘The Bird Theory.' Slim is prepping for Trick o' Treaters. Megadeath is releasing their final album. In Headlines, the guys talk about a man that was arrested for posting a Trump meme, a monkey on the loose in Spirit Of Halloween, the Detroit cop that showed up to court without pants, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!