Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Lazlo is sleeping with Slims' mom, and tells the stories from his record label. RFK Jr collected a raccoon penis. If it's not on The Risk map, Lazlo doesn't know where it is. Does diet coke cure cancer? Lazlo and SlimFast argue about tax day, and Slims' moving to the middle of nowhere to a trailer. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts ‘candy' is gross. Lazlo is adamant he can win a fight against a female pro-fighter. A guy roleplaying as a wizard broke into a house in California. Lazlo HATES Summers; Sushi Bake. A deputy was found scrolling on Sexy Singles, and Katy Perry allegedly assaulted Ruby Rose. Lazlo buys man yogurt, not chick yogurt. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Don't use your divorce attorney as a therapist. Lazlo wants the doctors to push him in the water, and could probably make the High School JV Golf Team if he tried. SlimFast LOVES it when fireworks go wrong. CVS should round DOWN for sick children. A man set a lady on fire, and there's a bill trying to get kids off social media. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Kids pick up on a lot. Is Mike Vrabel cheating? Everybody's shaking each other's shacks. Lazlo HATES space wizards, and the Royals are moving downtown. Mayor Q, listen to Lazlo and put a casino in Kansas City. New game! Melania or Latka from Taxi? There was a stand-off AND someone got run over by a bearcat. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Is AI going to allow a 3-day work week? Lazlo and SlimFast don't think so. It's a win-win that Jason Whitlock talked crap on-air. Lazlo lost his job after hitting a guy with a phone. SlimFast found out the salary of the guy who burned down the California warehouse. ANOTHER hooker got arrested, and the Ketamine Queen was arrested. The guys talk Royals with Vern, and discuss Iran. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts' job is to make Lazlo comfortably high. Lazlos' not afraid to punt Twister, and explains his big experiment for America. The guys have never been so excited for GOLF. Is there a ceasefire? The replacement for Steven Colbert was finally announced. Daddy's giving Slim a baseball. Lazlo can't wait for Juggalos and MAGA people to meet. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo got an MRI, and MICHIGAN WON! SlimFast promises to stop talking about Nancy Guthrie. Does getting on Ozempic cause divorce? A school board member was caught on mic calling a student hot. There's a huge rise in AI artists and AI Ads. Aliens have been confirmed to be totally real, and SlimFast has joined a new club! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Jesus probably missed a couple Thursdays of praying. If you're a celeb and came out as a Republican, you automatically have an advantage. There's a real life Dexter, and Lazlo places his bets on the championship tonight. Lazlo and SlimFast CANNOT hear. How much is it to buy a house, nowadays? Alcatraz is possibly re-opening, and the guys are very pro-divorce. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

How much does it cost to get a 90's equivalent of a 3k car? Legal driving ages are confusing. What things did you like as a kid? SlimFast and Summer roughly explain Lazlo the recent Lawrence drama. Tiger Woods' DUI bodycam footage was released. A new parenting hack is going viral that will stop your kids from having tantrums, and Lazlo gives the weekend sports bets. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo refuses to share his doctor with SlimFast, and Lindsey Mac (from Fleetwood Mac) got attacked. Would Lazlo recommend joining the army? The guys talk to Josh Vernier about the Royals. Lazlo HATES space and wizards. SlimFasts' house is getting foreclosed on, and he's moving in with Lazlo. Lazlo gets forced into a Birthday celebration (and even puts on a party hat). Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

DTF St. Louis is completely unbelievable. There's HAS to be an increase in teachers who have sex with their students. Alan Rickamn was not the best singer, and Barbie Dream Fest is the new Willa Wonka experience. Most people are not okay with you killing their dad, and Lazlo's adamant that the government should give everyone a living stipend. Would you eat a nail for $15 million? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

A thousand dollars gambling is not that much. Tiger Woods got a DUI. SlimFast and Lazlo respond to Reddit. Do people actually enjoy getting up early? And who is putting their penis on people at Wholefoods? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We wanted a four-day work week, not five. Lazlo tells the story of finding out his sister was a STEP-sister. Lazlo's in someone's dream blunt rotation. Why do people in Michigan sound like they're from Chicago? There's new audio of Bryan Kohberger talking about the murders. What are some lessons adults need to learn? Disappearing for 24 years doesn't seem too bad. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is fighting to get money for his kids' college. What's the difference between magic underwear and a rosary? Lazlo used to bully a girl when he was 7. When was the first time Lazlo and SlimFast saw a vagina? Meta was sued TWICE in the past couple of days. Should restaurants have dress codes? Lazlo and SlimFast talk to Vern from 96.5 The Fan about the Royals. Lazlos' is not threatened by meeting the parents. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

'The Business' is hard to stay in. Lazlo feels bad for the drunk suburban dad that got beat up by Alan Ritchson. Lazlo finally bought something about Temu. Sora AI is going away, and streaming services to watch baseball are getting out of control. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Iran. Slim was ‘a little bummed' when Ozzy died. There is a rise in people pushing their spouses off cliffs, and Lazlo places his sports bets. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo can't access a college fund because of his ex-wife. In the beginning, Lazlo had no clue that Nick Wright and him would be so close. No matter how rich you are, we all still have to take out the trash. Lazlo and SlimFast deeply debate the mechanics of arresting a quadruple amputee. Golden Coral is not all that it's hyped up to be, and Slim never visited the little person he beat up in the hospital. Was Nancy Guthries' s abduction intentional? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We're back from spring break! The Veterans hat SlimFast got Lazlo saved him SO MUCH money. It's hard traveling with a teenager. ABC is losing a ton of money with cancelling the Bachelorette, and KU took a huge loss. There's Barbies with Fentanyl in Independence, MO? SlimFast rants' about being a dad for a week, and gives his true-crime updates. Lazlo does NOT believe Chappell Roan. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Is Lazlo nervous about his kid traveling alone? Lazlo's pro people joining the manosphere. The guys talk about pooping (and masturbating) while traveling with your family. No matter how cool you are, your kids will always think you're a dork. Would you keep driving if you hit someone on an e-scooter? Lazlo HEAVILY disagrees with the proposed Kansas Law to get rid of phones in schools. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast remembers when he was Lazlos' twink, and Lazlo's involved with an investigation. Kathy Ireland is now poor. How does Lazlo feel about Joe Burrow dating Jessica Alba? Why do people go on float trips?? SlimFast gives updates on the current conflict in Iran. Mike DeRosa didn't ‘misspeak,' he tried covering his mistake. The guys who made Ozempic are going broke. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lucky Stripes are the least of Lazlo's doctors' worries. SlimFast has a new true crime story, and Gen Z is obsessed with JFK Jr. Lazlo has the most insane insurance story. Do the guys like self-help books and gurus? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo' s painting his house to look like a whore house. The Olympic baseball games have some really good players, like Aaron Judge. RIP Tommy Decarlo. Lazlo couldn't care less about aliens, and Tous looks hot and miserable. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the deceased GA Teachers wife not wanting to press charges, Ticket Masters' settlement, a new possible kidnapping scandal, Timothee Chalamets' controversy, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Radio back in the day was STRESSFUL. If you had a crystal ball, would you rather save Nancy Guthrie or know everything about Epstein? SlimFast want's Lazlos' son to go to Nebraska. RIP Country Joe. Where did Alfredo come from? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about a Georgia teacher that died due to a senior prank, MCI getting shut down due to a threat, Nancy Guthrie and Iran updates, Rhiannas house getting shot at, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

A lot of people are divas in radio, and things are tense in Lazlos' house. Lazlo doesn't care where he puts his seamen. What are the times you thought ‘you've made it?” Lazlo really wants the Throne one, SlimFast does not. Slim is the ‘Godfather of Kratom,' but does not recommend 7-OH. In Headlines, the guys discuss Kristi Noem getting fired, Brittney Spears getting a DUI, new Trump allegations coming from the Epstein Files, a man robbing a store for 7-OH, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

It'd be a crime to not listen to Limp Biscuit in the morning. Lazlo gets hydrant-like puke if he takes too much kratom. Lazlo and SlimFast discover ‘low income eyes,' ‘trailer park cheekbones,' and ‘high body count hair.' Would you drink with your friends? RIP Lou Holtz. Women get IBS more than men?? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Kristi Noem getting grilled, a mom who got in trouble for providing drinks to a group of kids, Pam Bondi getting subpoenaed, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

The Sopranos was HUGE back in the day. Lazlo will pay Slim $500 if Brooke calls his mother a hooker. Does SlimFast have a chance with Reese Witherspoon? Lazlo thinks he does with current-day Brittney Spears. Lazlo and SlimFast thirst over a Louisiana Mayor that slept with a 16 year old. Slims' girlfriend was in 4th grade when he was in his 30's (probably). In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Justin Timberlake not wanting his DWI footage getting released, the recent plane dog-fight, the US sinking an Iranian warship, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts' wife and mother fought (again), and Lazlo and SlimFast debate (ex) in-laws. Was Jimi Carrey replaced? The airport theory is BACK! Baseball is BACK! Please stop mobile ordering, SlimFast is worried about not getting the right subway sandwich. Lazlo is dreading learning to re-walk, and SlimFasts pees' smells like cinnamon rolls. In Headlines, the guys talk about the recent Iran attacks on US bases, the Clintons' released deposition, the Nancy Guthrie search now being a month long, a man who tried to end it via quicksand, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

If you're talking to someone in the hospital, maybe stay away from the phrase ‘buy a coffin.' Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the US-Israeli strikes on Iran. Lazlo was disappointed to find no hot chicks with beads when he was in the military. There was an awkward moment on a TX local news station. SlimFast has a new True Crime story (kinda). Is Travis Kelce going to the Giants? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

The full, uncensored interview with Gavin Rossdale, lead singer of Bush. Don't miss The Church of Lazlo Big Night Out on May 8th at Azura Amphitheater with Bush, Mammoth, and James and the Little Gun. Grab your tickets now at 989therock.com!`

Everyone has one uniting want; To jack off and get high. Have you ever knowingly given someone an STD? The guys discuss the new Kansas law affecting transgender people's ID. What's moderate masturbation? The guys get excited for baseball. Gavin Rossdale calls in! In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Deadpool Killer having a big fan base, Hilary Clintons' deposition about Epstein, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

If you ‘feel' a diet coke, you've never smoked crack. Lazlo's son is ‘cats in the cradling,' him. The Kansas Men's Basketball team (probably) knows where Baby Lisa is. Whores are people! SlimFast begs for a car. What is ghostlighting, and why does Lazlo and Slim love it? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Bill Gates hooking up with Russian whores, CRAZY D4vd news, a guy poisoning his roommates with bug spray, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast has a business idea for Lazlo, and we're now #3 in America (behind a guy named Chicken wing). Whats' the thermostat game? Lazlo wants dancers to get on those poles. There's some great grunge music coming out. Lazlo places his sports bets. Should Slim bring back country physic? In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Trump's State of the Union, US Men's Hockey, a strip club that moved right next to a kids' dance studio, the two deputies who were shot and killed in Missouri, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFasts' car autopilots to his mistress's house, and EVERYONE needs a Slippery Sam The Tax Man. We got a NEW true crime story. Never trust a guy named Caleb. The Iowa University Frat video is so funny - and, now going viral. Lazlo doesn't believe John Davidson at the BAFTA, and thinks it was a marketing scheme. Lazlo and SlimFast debate if the Hunter College Professor was intending to be racist with her ‘hot mic' moment. Boxing needs more fighters, and Savannah Guthrie is offering a million dollars for whoever can give a tip to finding her mother. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

People stay in Kansas City for the whores. Why is JellyRoll getting cancelled? And what is the new ‘ChineseMaxxing' trend? Lazlo calls out our weatherman, and Scott Parks. The USA Men's Hockey game was CRAZY! In Headlines, the guys discuss the people believing Epstein is alive, a Mexican cartel boss being killed, the Blizzard of Brooklyn, the man who got shot at Margo Lago, the Circle K lotto scam, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

LAZLO MAYBE KNOWS THE SUSPECTED TRUTH ABOUT NANCY GUTHRIE! If you're starring in a movie, you NEED to practice running. Lazlo wants to be a divorce consultant. What's the current drama with TLC's pregnancy show? If you're a serial killer, you should take one for the team. IN Headlines, the guys discuss the 11 year old who killed his adoptive father going to court, Obama and Trump talking about aliens, former Prince Andrew getting arrested, Roblox getting investigated, the drunk Australian reporters' apology, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo responds to the sports criticism on Reddit. Would Lazlo and SlimFast be sell outs, giving the opportunity? Chacho got a yellow light. The new ‘Hidden Valley Ranch,” jingle is trash. SlimFasts' dog can always tell when he's had sex. Where is baby Lisa?? The first ever Youtube video is now in a museum, and all Minecraft Youtubers ended up being pedos. In Headlines, the guys discuss Former Prince Andrew and Shia Labeouf getting arrested, the 14th Day of Nancy Guthrie missing, Zuck getting grilled in court, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo gives a health update, and rants about his mom. Are you participating in the great lock in?? Bring back MySpace! Can we leave Mark Zuckerberg alone? Lazlo believes there should be a universal age where you become an adult. SlimFast gives his daily Nancy Guthrie update. Should Mr. Beast give $100 million to ECU? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlos' self governor makes him puke. Lazlo, SlimFast, and Summer are all in the market for a new car, and Slim only trusts women doctors. Kristi Noem got a pilot fired for forgetting her blanket. Canadians don't get popular in Canada until the United States likes them. What are the hardest sports, ranked? Lazlo thinks K-States Coach Tang getting fired is not deserved. In Headlines, the guys discuss Savannah Guthries' desperate plea, the Rhode Island Hockey shooting, the Las Vegas murder-suicide, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo is cynical and Summer is not. Lazlo doesn't know what state his ex-wife lives in, and gives the lore behind his cat. SlimFast is nicknamed ‘beat off,” and the boys reflect on past producers. Lazlo vs a Kangaroo; Who would win? Or Kangaroo vs wolf? Lazlo and SlimFast bet on the Olympics. There are huge mistakes happening with Nancy Guthries' case, and SlimFast remembers when Kurt Cobain died. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and Chacho are ignoring doctors' advice. Lazlo gives expert advice on how to get Slims' wife out of the, “Why don't you have kids?” questions. Ace Hardware has AMAZING pies. With all of this Epstein and abduction news, did we forget about Minnesota? Lazlo has a heated opinion about the Norwegian who admitted to cheating on his girlfriend. RIP James Van Der Beek. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

BREAKING! New details on Nancy Guthrie!? Lazlo took his son golfing, and can SlimFast please stop with the fart/poop stories? If you're betting in hockey, you might need gambling help. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Canada School Shooting, Kid Rock saying the Turning Point USA performance was out-of-sync, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo gossiped about slimFast at B Dubs, and might become a Michigan State game. It's red Tuesday! The guys give insight on Super Bowl ratings. What sucked in the 90's? Lazlo and SlimFast scheme on the best way to hold someone for ransom. In Headlines, the guys talk about Ghislaine going dino bone hunting with RFK Jr, Savannah Guthrie' s plea for her mother, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast literally fell through the ceiling. Lazlo and SlimFast catch up on the Nancy Guthrie updates. Would you bet 33k on The Super Bowl? RIP Brad Arnold. Can Gary leave us alone??? In headlines, the guys talk about Trump dissing Bad Bunny' s Super Bowl performance, Lindsey Vonn getting hurt, and a huge update with Ana Kepner, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!