Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Rest in Peace, Ozzy Osbourne. Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Ozzy's best eras, and Lazlo's sisters' love of old rock. Lazlo got someone money through betting yesterday, and his son badly hurt his ankle, but still wants to go to Margaritaville. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss catfishing each other, sexting, and the fact that everyone that hates them on Facebook have the most wrinkly cargo shorts. Jason Bateman is apparently a JERK! And a recent poll came out ranking cities - where did Kansas City land? In Headlines, the DOJ is planning to meet with Ghislaine Maxwell, a man got a DUI on a lawn mower, the Olympics barred transgender women from competing in women's sports, tariffs are now impacting cars, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Tuesday! Lazlo and SlimFast open up with show and movie recommendations, and Lazlo reflects on how much his old boss and him screamed at each other (and somehow he still liked him?). Lazlo and SlimFast debate the best gas station. The guys discuss if kids are truly going outside anymore with phones now being every where, and what technology will be extinct in the future. In Headlines, SlimFast introduces the new warning for caffeine pouches that are marketed at teens, Pat Tillman's brother getting arrested for arson, Trump talking about Kohbergers' plea deal, the MLK and JFK files being released, and much more! Catch-up with anything you might have missed with The Church of Lazlo podcast, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Monday! SlimFast is getting a new dog, and Lazlos' ex-wife randomly dropped off two cats. Lazlo is TIRED of the sympathy towards the CEO's wife from the Coldplay concert. Then, “Would you date her?” Lazlo gives advice on where to go if you want to date the craziest women in the nation. With new sex stories coming out from Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Affleck shouldn't feel ashamed. Lazlo talks about the time he almost lost his leg, and a viral Tik Tok Wedding speech has Slim and Lazlo asking, “Can men and women be friends?” In headlines, SlimFast brings up Epstein's ex-girlfriend going public, a Kansas City teen delaying a plane due to a bomb joke, the driver that plowed into a crowd in LA., and so much more! Catch-up with anything you might have missed with The Church of Lazlo podcast, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on healthcare; Why do people even save money in the first place? The guys dive into the Coldplay concert that revealed a CEO's affair. Lazlo discovered ‘Throning,' a new Gen-Z term for dating, and people are getting really excited about the Fleetwood Mac rumors. The guys enter a heated debate on which donut place is the best, and brainstorm a new business. In headlines, SlimFast brings up Trump's new diagnosis, Epstein, Stephen Colbert's Late Night Show getting cancelled, Roblox' s new security measure, and much more! Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thursday! With the flash flooding today, Lazlo ended up pushing a shopping cart out the street that SlimFast and Summer ignored. How much money would it take for you to be with your father? Leave your spouse? Play Squid Games? Embarrass yourself on Live TV? Lazlo and SlimFast review Shane Gillis' ESPYs performance, and Lalzo tells the story of living in a borderline haunted house. In Headlines, the guys discuss Emilie Kiser's' 3 year old son that passed away via pool, the Annabell doll handler dying, Trump getting annoyed talking about Epstein, Barack and Michelle possibly getting a divorce, and much more! Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo tells the story of Dr. Jay, and warns to not mess with women who are into witchcraft. Lazlo and SlimFast debrief the All-Star Game, discuss learning sports while growing up, and times' people have run into hot teachers outside of school. In Headlines, SlimFast brings up Dan Serafini being found guilty of murder, the questionable existence of the Epstein list, the American Idol supervisor and husband that were found murdered, corrupt cops in New Mexico that get DWI's dismissed, and more! Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast get hyped for tonight's All-Star Game. They get into a conversation about inequality - and, what is considered okay to say - and Lazlo admits he has a real problem posing for headshots. The guys also get introduced to Labubu's and the new Gen Z-coined term “Y2K Skinny.” They debate whether being a Disney Adult is a relationship deal-breaker, and in Headlines, they cover Elmo's hacked X account, Beyoncé's hard drive getting stolen, the rise of nicotine use among young people, a plane crash in Florida, and much more. Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Monday! This weekend, Lazlo went to see the new Superman movie and Incubus concert - and somehow, they both turned political. With James Charles' newest controversy, the guys get taught internet drama. Which accent is the hottest? And, who had a standoff with their mom over swiss cheese? Headlines-wise, SlimFast introduces the continuing Texas floods, MAGA being upset about Epstein, the little boy who spent 3K on his parents Amazon account, Doctors' warning against E-Bikes, Joe Burrow, and recent incidents with hyperbaric chambers. Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday, everyone! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast share iconic stories from the past. They talk about early radio days and Lazlo's time in prison with Sugar Bear, Papa Chulo, and Urkel. Lazlo and SlimFast bond over their love of gambling. A discussion about Love Island contestant, Cienna Ortega, leads the guys into genealogy—and a rant about what you can and cannot say. SlimFast also runs through breaking headlines, including the Georgia teen arrested for double murder after a suspicious eulogy at a funeral, tariffs on Canada, Rick Springfield getting embarrassed on The Today Show, a Delta flight's emergency landing, and more. Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 AM to 9:45 AM-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thursday! Lazlo and SlimFast want to know; Did Mayor Q subtweet us? Does he hate us? Lazlo and SlimFast talk about what their favorite cereal is, and Lazlo's Ozzy Osborne album was wrongfully dubbed the “Diarrhea of a Crazy Man,” by his mom. SlimFast introduces headlines to Lazlo, like the deadly Texas floods, Alex Jones crying, a drunk golfer trying to fight former NHL player Nick Tarnasky, and the hot water AI Bots keep landing themselves in. SlimFast tells the story of the one time he tried to fire someone, and Lazlo gives insights on upcoming sports. Catch the show every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 AM (ish) AM, on 98.9 The Rock. Or, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast share stories of partying with different bands that were touring. Lazlo hypes up DrunkJill and supporters online, before diving into the things older people need to do to appear like they take care of themselves. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss current rent prices, as well as share stories about what it was like working an ‘hourly' job. In headlines, SlimFast brings up the floods in New Mexico, Marco Rubio being impersonated by AI, Epstein, TSA changes, and much more. Catch the show every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 AM (ish) AM, on 98.9 The Rock. Or, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast admit that they hate mandatory corporate meetings. Lazlo may need hearing aids, but refuses to get them, and with Slim planning his wedding, the guys' talk about relationships. Headline-wise, SlimFast introduces Alex Coopers' boo'ed baseball performance, Matt Cameron leaving Pearl Jam, the 27 year old that was killed after firing at a US Border Control station, the troops that are now in LA, and much more. The guys talk about their dream woman, which moves into the different places they have lived, and if they like Kansas City. Lazlo and Slim then discuss a controversial wedding situation that is going viral. Catch the show every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 (ish) AM, on 98.9 The Rock. Or, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Happy Monday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about times in early-radio when someone attempted to bribe them, and odd jobs that might actually be fun. Ozzy Osbourne and Steven Tyler sounded actually really good at the Black Sabbath farewell. SlimFast runs through breaking headlines with Lazlo, including the recent floods in Texas, Elon Musk's potential new political party, and the deaths of Michael Madsen and Bobby Jenks. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss a new law that holds teens legally accountable for bullying. Lazlo and SlimFats also talk about women not wearing make-up on the first date - and, how to get women interested in dating you in general. Every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 AM, on 98.9 The Rock, or available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thursday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss baseball betting before diving into the debut of the new adult Chuck E. Cheese attraction, Chuck's Arcade. In headlines, the guys discuss Diddy's reaction post-verdict, Bryan Kohberger updates—including how his family may be reacting to his guilty plea deal—and the rumor that Travis Kelce can't read. Lazlo also shares the story of when he met Michael Jordan, and the guys dig into the case of a recently caught Russian cult leader. Later, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss whether parents still make kids smoke cigarettes to scare them out of smoking - and, if they would ever smoke/drink in front of their children. Sports-wise, Lazlo and SlimFast get excited for the opening of a new College Baseball Hall of Fame. Available wherever you get your podcasts. Every weekday morning, 6 AM – 10 AM, on 98.9 The Rock.

Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss and unpack the criticisms Lazlo faces online, along with some suspicious fan encounters from over the years. Lazlo and SlimFast dive into today's headlines, including the breaking news of Diddy's verdict, Lululemon's lawsuit with Costco, and Bryan Kohberger's expected plea deal. SlimFast also introduces an article that lets people rate restaurants based on how attractive the customers are. Available wherever you get your podcasts; Every weekday morning, 6 AM - 10 AM, on 98.9 The Rock.

Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo immediately comes at SlimFast for his bald head, and then debates patriotism. The guys discuss jobs that don't seem too unappealing; like standing in line for rich people, and pushing people into subway cars. Lazlo and Slim dive into Title IX, and the most recent cruise-ship incident that has occurred (no, not poop-cruise). Lastly, the guys dive into the line you can and can't cross when heckling. Available wherever you get your podcast; Every weekday morning, 6 AM - 10 AM, 98.9 The Rock.

Happy Monday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Jeff Bezos's wedding in Venice, and his mysterious relationship with Sydney Sweeney. Lazlo and SlimFast debate whose America's sweetheart - Reese Witherspoon? Julia Roberts? Plus, the guys discuss what Lazlo would do as a crisis manager, and if kids are truly able to have a ‘90's Kids Summer' now. Lastly, they call Poncho to hear about the shock of finding out his ex-fiance is the hospice nurse for his mother in failing health. Available wherever you get your podcast; Every weekday morning, 6 AM - 10 AM, 98.9 The Rock.

Happy Friday! ** SlimFast asks Lazlo what he would do in a cannibalism or starvation scenario; Lazlo opts for crashing a car** After much discussion, the guys come to the conclusion that Ozempic doesn't seem too bad.** Lazlo and Slim discuss what their worst nightmare is - which, surprisingly, David Spade has experienced.*** The Supreme Court is making some big decisions** Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on current fashion trends**

Phone call at the end of the podcast! ** Today, Lazlo and Slim figure out they have a bad track record with wild animals. ** Lazlo met WHO at his son's baseball game?!**Love Island cyberbullying allegations lead the guys to call their own cyberbully, Squirrel. **Lazlo and Slim discuss the “princess treatment” lifestyle.**Lazlo reminisces on times he's been reprimanded at work.**

**Today, Lazlo and SilmFast talked about Hippie parents vs Nixionites, and handling grief.** There's another viral incident with a passenger on a plane** Lazlo and SlimFast unpack the public debate over the potential new stadium**What would Lazlo and SlimFast do if one of them went missing?** Lazlo and Slim discussed Trump cussing on TV**People want AC/DC to retire; Lazlo and SlimFast think they still got it.** Guess who hates Jimmy Kimmel?**

*There are plenty of people living a life of broken dreams. The world needs more people who refuse to dream in the first place. *I like Ted Danson. Is he a nepo baby? *Slimfast and his fiancé have to put their dog down today :( *The prosecution has rested in the Puff Daddy trial. *Raise your hand if you know someone who lost a partner to Supertramp. *Lazlo can't seem to remember the date of 9/11. *Someone in Iran must have misunderstood Trump's tweet about the ceasefire. *Quit bullying people! *c:>GAMES.WOLFENSTEIN.EXE *I swear Your Honor; I was wasted too! *If anyone ever deserved a million bucks, it's this guy.

Monday, 06.23.25 full 6478 Mon, 23 Jun 2025 22:25:54 +0000 qtyxJZP2iULaE5kcSStAnbo1TZUKCoyM comedy Church of Lazlo Podcasts comedy Monday, 06.23.25 Church of Lazlo Podcasts       2024 © 2021 Audacy, Inc. Comedy False https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=https%3A%2F%2Frss.amperwave

Thursday, 06.19.25 full 6641 Fri, 20 Jun 2025 01:20:05 +0000 aqo0CCNVsZcNQeBk02R7dyFIAgJdoEGx comedy Church of Lazlo Podcasts comedy Thursday, 06.19.25 Church of Lazlo Podcasts       2024 © 2021 Audacy, Inc. Comedy False https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=https%3A%2F%2Frss.amperwa

*Lazlo's favorite website of 2025! *Fighting for custody of your kids while working as a stripper? Lazlo and an internet lawyer have some advice for you. *Lazlo's oldest is officially gonna be an adult. *Tyler Perry may or may not have ripped an actor's clothing off and grabbed said actor's buttocks. *Don't start fights on Facebook with Lazlo unless you're prepared to finish them. *Lazlo claims he has a valid driver's license these days. *How is R Kelly gets meds for his nerves in prison? *There's a new documentary on Max about Ohio State and allegations of abuse against student athletes. *My Pillow B**ch. *Bring Me to Life? More like, Bring Lazlo to Tears.

*I'll bet you and your friends sit around listening to Goo Goo Dolls records while you hold back tears. *Brian Wilson was THE greatest American songwriter. Anyone wanna argue? Didn't think so. *Lazlo refuses to accept that Aerosmith is the biggest American rock band of all time but Slimfast brought receipts. *It's only the first quarter but Israel appears to already be running up the score on Iran. *Lazlo wants to try this "gas station heroin" before the FDA takes it away. *When Adele says "we could have had it all", doesn't she mean SHE could have had it all? He obviously didn't want IT. *Jurors got to watch Diddy's freak off videos for almost an hour. *My dad always said, un-shattered testicles are better than shattered ones. *Greatest TV Dads of all time. *You're probably not old enough to remember when Track & Field used to be fun. *Trump says he may pause ICE raids in certain places, like hotels and farms. *Another one of Matthew Perry's doctors is going to plead guilty to giving the late Friends star ketamine. The Ketamine Queen, on the other hand, likes her chances at trial. *Was a contributor on FOX News drunk on the air this weekend?

Monday, 06.16.25 full 6968 Mon, 16 Jun 2025 17:08:44 +0000 h4UWIuyUeBXbwVve2NDvhIzEcpqO5tZR comedy Church of Lazlo Podcasts comedy Monday, 06.16.25 Church of Lazlo Podcasts       2024 © 2021 Audacy, Inc. Comedy False https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=https%3A%2F%2Frss.amperwave

Happy Father's Day! Don't call your dad at work unless somebody died or the house is ______. And quit crying or I'll ________. *Israel attacked Iran in Operation Roaring Lion. *You may think you know MK Ultra but do you know Sabrina Carpenter MK Ultra? *There's a first time for everyone. Slim's just happened to be on the playground at school in the first grade with a guy named Mitch.

*Lazlo's 7/11 is a real-life Kevin Smith movie. *She wants the baby; he wants an abortion. He (allegedly) slips her an abortion pill in her coffee. *A friendly reminder to wipe your phone once in a while. *Obama DID NOT party with Diddy (that we know of). *Slimfast is trying to get Lazlo to go to ICP this weekend. *Elon is sorry. *A hot teacher sleeping with a teen student can be a bad thing. *Now would be a good time for The Royals to step it up. *Spiegel catalogs and back tickling are just a part of growing up. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Reach out to us on socials, or don't. You can also join us live every morning at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazl -Everybody Wang Chung Happy Birthday, Dad. Miss you.

*The Mommy Libido Formula is the most irritating thing you'll hear all week. *Macklemore lives in a mansion? *What happened at The Lusty Lady in 2007? *BYO-Nylons *Jane loved cuddling with Diddy and watching Dateline. *Lil Frankie!! *The NCAA might be history. *The protests are spreading. *Guy Code 101

*Lazlo's youngest makes Dad proud. *I thought we all agreed, babies crying on airplanes are a part of life and nothing worth getting worked up about. *Dr Phil said, "It only took one brick to make that window drop." *Baby oil and burqas. *Fish might not like being hooked and filleted. *Trump says he might arrest Governor Newsome. *If you think chemtrails are real, you're in luck. *Now that Aaron Rodgers has signed with the Steelers, it's time for the 2025 QB power rankings. *A teenager in New Mexico peed in the opposing team's water cooler and it turns out that's not against the rules.

Monday, 06.09.25 full 7210 Mon, 09 Jun 2025 16:17:15 +0000 klPhrI7opfqYuyTBYkLmaj1W0VUSeQfn comedy Church of Lazlo Podcasts comedy Monday, 06.09.25 Church of Lazlo Podcasts       2024 © 2021 Audacy, Inc. Comedy False https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=https%3A%2F%2Frss.amperwave

*You don't have to have kids to understand why parents get nervous about their teens driving all over God's green earth. *North Korea is hiring! *Would you rather have sex with a goat and nobody knows about it, or would you rather have everyone spend the rest of their lives thinking you've had sex with goat when you haven't? *Elon v Trump is the main event we've all been waiting for!! *ChatGTP thinks Slim is a pervert and has literally changed its own policies in response to his weird demands. *Here we go again. Seal Face returns. *Who's picking up crumpled paper off the bathroom floor at Jersey Mike's and then taking the time to read it? *Lazlo's got a thing for Nazi strippers. *The Royals are playing some ball! *DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! *Lazlo's road-trip playlist. *Lazlo killed Scott Weiland

Lazlo went out last night! *The Pegposal *Just assume that everyone can hear everything you say at all times. *Lazlo's Book Club-The Rob Lowe memoire. *18-34 is a coveted demo. *Finally, Netflix is giving us a hard-hitting documentary on the Poop Cruise. *Organized crime is back, baby! *Elon turns heel. *Pop Quiz! Who washes out their used Ziploc bags for reuse, Lazlo or Slimfast? *Answer the phone!

*What? Sports already?? C'mon guys! *Lazlo defends age gaps, again. *Teriyaki *Grandpa disarms the DoorDash guy and looks like a total badass doing it. *Operation Spider Web *Wanted: The Back to the Future guitar. *Slim's Brother-Dad. Or is it Dad-Brother? *God wants the Chiefs and Royals to get new stadiums. *A trans athlete in California has triggered an investigation by the DOJ *Those limey cu**s nicked our idea! *A guy known as Mr 100k A Day heckled Gabby Thomas at some sort of track meet. No big deal, right? Think again. It might be illegal. *Free Tennessee Zebra looking for a forever home. *Finally, some Puff Daddy news! *What does one do with Sydney Sweeney's bath water? So many possibilities!

*You kiss your father with that mouth? On his mouth?? *To boldly cry like no man's cried before. *Crappy Walmart purses of the 90s. *Some people are pissed about the Blue Alert that was sent out to locals yesterday. *Your pet is costing you more than you think. *Is it illegal for homeless people to have a baby? *SPORTS- Cags gets the call! *Flamin' Hot rags to riches...to rags. *Livvy Dunne is sick of being chased around by middle-aged men.

*Why Slimfast got his feelings hurt about an Everlast poster. *The people have spoken, and I don't think they're demands are too ridiculous. *Ever been cursed by a witch? We don't recommend it. *Quit lighting people on fire. *Are you trustworthy? *There's nothing wrong with getting a promotion because you're having sex with your boss. *Snakes on a Penis.

*Lazlo has a weird definition of "consent". *How I met your father. *Are the Royals moving to the old Sprint campus? *Why 'mom jokes' are not victimless. *This hurts me more than it hurts you. *I've heard of people putting plastic on their furniture but I never imagined it would look like this. *Your kid isn't as cute as you think. Tell her to sit down and shut up!

Today, we take a deep dive into our pasts to uncover the trauma that brought us all together. But seriously, everyone's parents smacked them with the belt a few times. It was considered good parenting.

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Tuesday, 05.27.25 full 6712 Tue, 27 May 2025 19:22:02 +0000 ejSToP3LnGGC3PbPB7HluXsif3I6v7ii comedy Church of Lazlo Podcasts comedy Tuesday, 05.27.25 Church of Lazlo Podcasts       2024 © 2021 Audacy, Inc. Comedy False https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=https%3A%2F%2Frss.amperwav

Getting crabs in college, violating probation for posting on social media, defecating in anger, injuries from orgies, and skin in the wrong places. Hope you enjoy our nonsense. Have a great weekend and we'll see you Tuesday! -Everybody Wang Chung!!

Thursday, 05.22.25 full 7000 Thu, 22 May 2025 20:53:57 +0000 zlpUmgrGW1cGYDxiCdPvjMaPGU1t2Kvy comedy Church of Lazlo Podcasts comedy Thursday, 05.22.25 Church of Lazlo Podcasts       2024 © 2021 Audacy, Inc. Comedy False https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=https%3A%2F%2Frss.amperwa