Church of Lazlo Podcasts

SlimFast FINALLY got his Wade Davis baseball. RIP Dolly Parton. Football players are getting CTE, Chucky-guy got caught, and Canada's mad at us. Lazlo didn't initially want kids, and talks about father-son dynamics. SlimFast prepares for his own post-death message. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast react to the Callaway ad that got pulled. In all the whorehouses in all of Ohio, how the hell did they get the 49ers owner? Lazlo thinks Boston is corporate slop, and he doesn't understand why people care so much about loan forgiveness. Would you give your car to a cop? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

AI dressed SlimFast today, and somehow managed to avoid a potentially TERRIBLE tragedy at Cheddar's. Lazlo thinks the coach who punted a football straight into a player's nuts should be fired, and he has absolutely no interest in a schizophrenia simulator. People online are cruel, and Lazlo and SlimFast are making a mutual exchange: one vibrator for one signed Wade Davis baseball. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

The guys recap Lazlo throwing out the first pitch, and Lazlo's kid thinks he's going to be mopey. Lazlo has sex with the Purge Mask, doesn't care AT ALL about the Royal Family, and advises against DM'ing randoms about your bombs. Which quarterbacks are getting too old? Lazlo had a drink probably...less than a second ago. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

There are TOO many apps. A man in a Chucky mask is chasing people around, Lazlo stole a ton of money from an ATM, and Omaha is electric shocking kids. Joshua Vernier gives Lazlo advice on how to throw out the first pitch today, and SlimFast's mom gaslit him into thinking she was dying. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo doesn't remember getting to work. Would you be a radical political podcast host for tons of money? Do the guys have what it takes to be dealers? SlimFast is in the market for Aldi shoes, and no teenager is drinking non-alcoholic beer. Lazlo gets ragebaited, and a Detroit anchor got fired for calling her boss “bitch.” Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast is paranoid that he's fired, and Lazlo would be slightly… disappointed if his son started a drug ring in college. SlimFast jacked off with his parents in the car (which is totally normal), everyone is talking about Hayden Panettiere, and the Secret Service is (probably) looking at your DMs. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's MADE IT — and somehow was posted on “Are We Dating The Same Guy?” There's only three risks when breaking into someone's home. RIP Hayden Panettiere. SlimFast is totally cleaned-out, and the guys take a second to remember Margret Footjob. The guys get outraged at Matt Gutman being accused of sexual assault. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast is power walking…the mall? Lazlo was forced to write his mom a letter in the Army, and a teacher was brought to tears over how illiterate his students are. Slim HATES Flock cameras, Gen Z is using sports betting instead of putting their money in a 401(k), and White Women are the DEVIL. Place your bets! Will Lazlo get SlimFast the Wade Davis ball on Monday? (+100 on no). Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo gets sentimental, and would definitely bang Daisy Duck. Lazlo doesn't need a man-cave, his house IS one. The guys talk with Josh Vernier about dream pitchers for the Royals. SlimFast and Lazlo would blow their Powerball tickets on whores if they got the $1 billion. It's 2026, we have robot penis pumps, theres no need to go manual. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast brought a Thanksgiving worth of drugs, and Summer does NOT have pink eye. Eric Beinemy is back at training camp, and Lazlos' CURED! Is Thomas The Train a pedo? Lazlo's new name is El Douchee. Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the arrest footage of Jamie Komoroski. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo likes it when SlimFasts eyes are watery, and gives a health update. Schools have a messaging problem, and the guys debate refrigerator privileges. A burrito cost $20, women are freaking out about a humanoid basket, and pregnancy symptoms are WEIRD. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast is an old complaining sperm, and Lazlo is adamant that OJ Simpson is innocent (still). A congressman got knocked out, Abdul El-Sayed needs to use less words and cuss Trump out, and Flock cameras are TOO MUCH! The guys talk with Jousha Vernier about Skubal going to the Dodgers. When did Lazlo and SlimFast peak? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast loves puking, and Lazlo does NOT want to move Summers' nicknacks. Do you have a gym dick? SlimFast called a celebrity mid-TMZ car crash, someone stole a Nicholas Cage movie, Lazlo doesn't understand why short-attention spans are bad, and Nick Wright ripped off a Lazlo quote. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

You don't want to know how much Lazlo paid for golf. Where's the best BBQ in Kansas City? We will NOT be playing your SoundCloud demos. Would Lazlo step in during a shooting? Lazlo and SlimFast learn about continued consent, a gay cruise gets rejected from Turkey, and boomers keep handing out terrible advice. Stream the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast sit down with Kory Roth, the founder of Marigolds, a new sandwich and coffee shop opening next to KU Med. Kory shares how Lazlo's advice pushed him to leave the corporate world and build a restaurant centered around family recipes while serving hospital workers and the surrounding community. Marigolds will be located at the corner of West 39th and State Line, with plans to open October 20th. You can follow Marigolds' for updates at @marigoldskc on Instagram, or Marigolds KC on Facebook.

Lazlos' son became an amateur golf pro in one swing. Home Alone might be getting a reboot. The guys go on a rant that leads to Lazlo running for congress. Lazlo cannot believe that butt babies exist (despite multiple scientific research articles), and SlimFast bought Jared Leto a hummus sandwich. Joshua Vernier chooses his dream baseball draft. DON'T go through SlimFasts phone if he mysteriously dies in the woods. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast learned how to kiss, and even hold hands, from his dad. Schools are rolling out anti-school shooting robots and sexy robot teachers. Is a new L.A. apostate starting a cult? Lazlo calls SlimFast a slur, says Dr. Fauci needs a little more "street smarts," and stands by Lebron not being that good. Stream the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Where are the hair salons with the hot women? Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Eric Bieniemy's wife being shot. SlimFast loves pooping, and had a weird Victorian-era disease. Lazlo had to get a shot up his ass, SlimFast saw a Walgreens brawl, and Summers' reconnecting with her long lost Grandpa. Download The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts

Lazlo and SlimFast do not understand K-Pop. Slim is a BIG stepper, and Carol should NOT get the prize. Things are expensive, and Lebron finally chose a team. Lazlo and Summer argue about cheating. A TikTok trend has turned deadly, and Lazlo argues with Rick on Twitch. Stream the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Young Chiefs fans are so LUCKY! SlimFast got scammed at the doctors. With the recent egg roll recall, we need more Chinese restaurants in Kansas City. Ai Influencers are on the rise, SlimFast likes hairy-armpit leotard wearing women, and Lazlo talks about his dorky dick boss that drove a mini cooper. SlimFast reminisces about the old penis shows. Stream the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast hooked up with a crazy lady, and Lazlo explains how he first got into radio. Jason Alexander is getting canceled. Would you shoot up with booze? The guys talk Royals baseball (and MLB's biggest asses) with Joshua Vernier, debate whether we've all got popcorn brain, and learn why SlimFast's wife has to wear "toilet shoes" during sex. Stream The Church of Lazlo on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Are day traders glorified gamblers? The incels were right? D4vd's preliminary hearing is underway. You never see a bad-looking guy named Darren, and it's apparently super hard to bang a Helen. ChatGBT broke out of containment, and Lazlo shares his crisis management advice. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Streaming packages are getting out of control. Summer is actively having a stroke, and Lazlo doesn't care about paying child support. Kansas City is great, as long as you're not looking for water or mountains. Lazlo has had enough of Nancy Grace, especially when it comes to the Nolan Wells speculation, and he's not too concerned about hygiene when it comes to sex. SlimFast cashes in his monthly “talk about Ozempic” token. Stream The Church of Lazlo on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo has a public apology, and only saw his dad drunk once. Did Uncle Tim (Timothy Busfield) do it? SlimFast is hyped for The Odyssey, Lazlo is not. SlimFast gets introspective about his brothers, and would you actually care if you were switched at birth? tThe guys debate whether renting is actually affordable these days. Stream the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo saw the pinnacle of road rage, and the guys talked about their bar fights. Why be a teacher if you're a huge dick? What do kids even wear anymore? Everyone, give Taco Bell some grace, and let felons own guns. Banging a vacuum doesn't feel as good as you would expect. Lazlo tells his Black Crows story. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo's already over golfing,despite him just buying an unlimited yearly membership. Lazlo and SlimFast geek out over Rocky, a Kansas City man makes national headlines after getting trapped in a porta potty, and two school principals get pulled over for DUIs. Do you have a slop face? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We're back! The end goal of parenting is to become obsolete... at least until your kid loses their mind during their first semester of college. Lazlo cracks the code on why the birth rate is so low, SlimFast decides diarrhea would be his dream disease, and you should never drink tea with Putin. Lazlo places his bets for the England vs Norway game. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Let Gen Z nap. That red card from last night's soccer game was... something. A couple made out on top of the Empire State Building, and Summer got a positive pregnancy test. SlimFast doesn't believe Lazlo actually watched the game, the guys catch up with Josh Vernier to talk baseball and Shohei Ohtani's own Bobby Bonilla Day, and they debate who should really be the face of America. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast used his contract as toilet paper, and has plans to be a coach for trans athletes. Lazlo wants his ashes spread across the Strip Club floor. Happy Bobby Bonilla Day! Never Trust Big Egg. SlimFasts' spirit animal is Merlin The Mexican Duck. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast almost has the DIY spirit, and Lazlo gets pissed at people complaining about the soccer hydration breaks. Lazlo spends like 10 minutes researching penis enlargement before FINALLY talking about Chris Johnson's ALS diagnosis. A mom is furious that Lazlo said "Big Dick," and Summer is way too excited for the new Minions movie. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

The A/C is broken, and it's HOT. If you want to make it big, start betting real money on Taylor Swift's wedding. TMZ got a new Nancy Guthrie letter. Lazlo explains how he got fired from Little Caesars, and SlimFast is working old sperm. Trump has surprised Lazlo with the Iran war, and a psychic is officially on an apology tour after false-predicting an alien invasion. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and SlimFast talk with former NFL punter Chris Kluwe about his journey from the NFL to becoming a full-blown social activist. They get into football, social media, and how Kluwe got into California politics.

SlimFast played Cheerleader football, and Lazlo was hoping to bang some Brazilian woman at Oak Park Mall. Buckeyes' are SHOCKING. Where are Lazlo and Slim's invitations to Travis and Taylor's wedding? Lazlo gets pissed at a high school baseball game. Why take a shower before the pool if everyone pisses in it? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Why would Lazlo buy a kid if he could just make one? And when has a pastor done any wrong? The guys don't think they could take a drunk Dustin Poirier. Josh Vernier talks to the guys about Jac Caglianone and Bobby Witt. Lazlo argues with listeners about poll taxes. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

SlimFast's ‘ex' was a respectable dancer, not a whore. Do you think Bill Gates ever bought his (alleged) Russian prostitutes a tempo? Lazlo calls out SlimFast for taking the Whitney Houston high road. SlimFast thinks his grandpa is Clive Davis, and Lazlo addresses the Reddit comments head-on. Lazlo says Summer looks miserable to date, and it does not go over well. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo feels a little naked without his wallet. The guys haven't talked about Nancy Guthrie OR Baby Lisa in a long time. Don't grab your phone when it falls in the poo poo pee pee hole. Who CARES that Crumbl has a lot of sugar? Lazlo and SlimFast peer pressure Summer to take a shot. Young men, go drink Kentucky bourbon and get laid. Millennials, post more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Has Lazlo done his annual backflip yet? The reflecting pool drama is so dumb, and Lazlo swears he will not participate in Teslas, Paramount, or UFC. Poodles either hump someone, or are on their way to hump something. Happy Father's Day to those who choose not to be fathers! Lazlo and SlimFast talk about their dicks, and they also spend a weird amount of time talking about their pubes. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo and Summer finally have air conditioning, and the guys are slowly getting used to the idea of Snap Specs. Kansas City is in the nation's news. Without social media, kids are probably just going to play Kick the Can. The guys debate the Iran peace deal, and talk to Josh Vernier on what the Royals rotation may look like in 2027. A teacher got caught having sex in the back of a car with a student; SlimFast is more shocked that she was a football coach. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo got freaky with SlimFast's wife. Is debtors' prison real? Lazlo immediately knows his groceries are going to be messed up if the delivery guy's name is Steve. Our boss asked SlimFast to dial back the drunks. Would you pay fifty bucks for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pizza? Lazlo's seeing someone and wants to get a no-eared dog named Bombpop. SlimFast thinks he can undercut the local poop squad. China has a robot toilet that comes to you. Where's the robot that blows you? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Where is our beloved sex toy, Mother?! Lazlo and SlimFast agree on one thing: America was founded on winners and losers, not ties. Snooki remains Lazlo's favorite little meatball, while SlimFast pitches the next hit reality show: White Trash Love Island. SlimFast shows Lazlo his AI porn, and the guys really enjoy targeted advertising. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo thought Trump's UFC event was great, and he went on the Schlitterbahn ride 3 days before the tragic incident. SlimFast is geeked over by the people who got rich off of Space X. Lazlo and SlimFast argue over the existence of trillionaires, and want to emphasize: Do NOT bungee jump or get in a helicopter in Brazil. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!