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Stryker, the fun-loving optimist, and Klein, the sarcastic pessimist, have been called a “modern-day odd couple.” Add in Ally, the voice of reason in the group, and you’ve got a brilliantly dumb, unpredictably funny, and totally authentic show.

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    • Jan 14, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    How Much Weight Has the Gang Put On? We Go to Pound Town!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2022 3:28

    We break out the scale (and almost break it too) as we take a trip to pound town and see how much weight the team has put on in just a few short weeks 

    Ally's Hot Sister Calls in with Some Bad News

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2022 6:20

    Oh no! Please tell me she's still hot! Please gawd! 

    Can Your Dumb Car Wreck Beat Klein's?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2022 8:39

    Our hero had a fender bender because he was trying to eat burrito off his shirt. Can you beat that? Take a listen and find out 

    ADD News to Cure Your Blues!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2022 8:11

    Please click this and listen. I have a family to feed. And by family I mean my girlfriend's dogs

    Car Wrecks and Pig Hearts and Pound Town! OH MY!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2022 96:40

    FULL SHOW! Awwww yeauh! A little later today because the boss has me doing this other thing that makes me want to punch a hole through my goddamn computer screen  Track listing goes like this: Klein's COVID test, GOAT line, Ally Knows the News, Klein's Lines, ADD News, Klein's Car Wreck, Gayest Highlights of the Week, ADD News, Ally's Hot Sister, Ally Knows the News, ADD News, Pig Hearts, June's Gig, Pound Town, PEACE OUT! Have a good weekend!

    Can You Tell Which Bands Are Real??

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 7:24

    We play a game called End of the World or End of the Playlist. Are these things that are gonna kill us all OR bands playing the small stage at this years' festivals?

    Welcome to the ADDNews Network!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 7:19

    this is where Ally breaks down the news you didn't know you would have such a hard time paying attention to. 

    Your Highdeas Make It onto the DANK TANK

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 7:31

    What will the gang invest in this dive into the dank tank? Only our bong knows for sure 

    Garth the Girth Confronts Off Mike About Their Forbidden Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 8:44

    Well, this pretty much got us yelled at again. But we think if you're gonna get yelled at you might as well make it worth it, right? Check out what happens when our boss' boyfriend calls in to confront him

    Our Boss Confronts His Boyfriend, The Dank Tank and Can You Tell Which Bands Are Real

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 102:17

    FULL SHOW is comin to you ear holes sucka! Track listing goes like this: GOAT Line, Klein's bloody ear, Ally's weight, Ally Knows the News, ADD News, Our boss confronts his ON AIR boyfriend, End of the World or End of the Playlist, Klein's car seat, ADD News, The Dank Tank, Ally Knows the News, ADD News, Where'd Ya Go/How Far'd Ya Go? Ally's Hot Sister, PEACE OUT!

    Keep Your Finger on the Pulse of F**kery with ADDNews

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 8:47

    Here it is! the link to the ADDNews Network!

    What Wonders Does the Mighty NostrilDumbass Have For Your Future?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 5:09

    Wil you find love? Will you live long? Will you get attacked by a herd of feral cats? Only NostrilDumbass knows! 

    CA's Greatest Defender, TK California Calls In

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 6:18

    We love how this guy levels absolutely everyone who talks trash about Cali. Eat a d*** Texas

    Klein's Friend Proposes (marriage! no....) the WORST Vegas Trade

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 4:10

    Klein has agreed to a trade that at first sounded like a great deal but upon further review is might not be such a great deal. Check it out 

    The Greatest Radio Podcast of All time Is... not here. LISTEN Anyways!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 99:42

    Okay buckaroos, here's the FULL SHOW. Saddle up and here's the track listing  Klein's Trade, Ally's Baby's Daddy Calls In, Ally Knows the News, ADD News, TK California Calls In, 5-10-20, ADD news, Nostrildumbass, Ally knows the News, ADD News, Where'd Ya Go/How Far?, PEACE OUT!

    What Are the Worst/Grossest Things to Share?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 3:12

    Answer: Your mom. GROSS! ..and uncalled for. The actual answers might surprise you. 

    Old People Share the Secret to Long Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 6:24

    ...and its vodka and hotdogs! Not really. I guess for Betty White it was. I saw this joke that said if you live to 100, tell people you did something crazy like you ate a pinecone a day or something. 

    A Man Gets a Pig Heart Transplant (oink) and New COVID Variants in ADDNews

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 8:38

    Come on in and get your ADDNews. I kinda like the way that look... with no space. ADDNews. Can someone make us a logo?

    OMG!!! Is Klein's Wife Pregnant?????

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 7:14

    Even though they've only had sex half a time in the last month Klein's wide thinks she must be pregnant because she's gaining weight. Is is baby weight or See's Candy? 

    The Ghost of Kim Kardashian's Ass Calls In to Fight Klein's Double Butthole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 100:08

    FULL SHOW! We got an email from the suits that said the headlines need to draw people in. So it was either that or "CLICK HERE FOR FREE NUDES" Track listing goes as such: GOAT Stoner, Klein's Pregnancy Test, Ally knows the news, ADD News, Worst Things to Share, Tic Tok Toe, Is LA Fake?, ADD News, The Boss' Boyfriend, Ally Knows the News, Secrets to Long Life, ADD News, Where'd ya Go/How Far'd Ya Go, PEACE OUT

    CLIP: ADD News, Bob Saget Stories, Golden Globes and MORE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 6:04

    Look, I'm very distracted right now. I can barely type this. ADD news something something. Hooray

    CLIP: Things You Regret You Missed Out On

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 2:44

    The day after Ally missed one of the greatest football games ever played, we take your calls on what were the things you missed out on, that you were supposed to go to, missed and they turned out to be EPIC

    CLIP: Gayest Sports Highlights

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 3:34

    Butt, butt, HIKE! Get it? Instead of hut, hut? You get it. You're smart that's why you listen to this show!

    CLIP: Pauly Shore Calls in with Bob Saget Tribute

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 6:37

    We lost a great one. Pauly Shore calls into the show to share his thoughts

    FULL SHOW: Bob Saget Tributes, Where'd Ya Go and MORE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 80:20

    Here's what you need. Here's what you crave the ENTIRE show! And Look... I'll even give you a breakdown. Like, a track listing for the show Show open GOAT line, Best Booze, Ally Knows the News, Baby Weigh 6am, ADD News, Biggest Regrets, Baby weigh 7am, Where'd ya Go/How far Did ya Go, Ally Knows the News, baby Weigh 8am, GOAT line, ADD News, Pauly Shore calls in, Gayest Sports Highlights

    CLIP: Klein's Forced Resolution! Ohhh! He's gonna hate it

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 6:54

    This one is for the man upstairs! The big G man! Klein has some forced reading to do. What does the wheel of destiny have in store for our hero? 

    CLIP: ADD News!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 7:23

    Get all the news you can handle before you get distracted while you listen to this while scrolling your phone or whatever else you do

    CLIP: Harmonica Battle! Two guys call in to duel to the death!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 4:56

    Lets have a ho-down! Or whatever you do when you listening to dueling harmonicas. Drink moonshine? Have sex with a cousin? Lets do it all! 

    CLIP: Our Dumb Boss Calls In! (or rather we called him but whatevs)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 4:36

    Our boss is a big dumb dummy (or at least that's what our listeners say) We would never say that. Because we like not being homeless. 

    FULL SHOW: Klein's Forced Resolution, Harmonica Battles and MORE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 95:37

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge yeah boi! It's Friday and I'm in love ...with being able to sleep in tomorrow. That's right! No red bull in the AM for this keyboard warrior. Lots went down today. We even got our dumb boss on the phone AND got a call from his boyfriend who explained why he hates us so much. ENJOY!

    CLIP: A woman had a first date at an IKEA! Who does that???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 0:38

    What's the follow up? Take her to Marshall's? 

    CLIP: What's the best leftover food???

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 4:28

    Personally, and I know I'm just the guy who writes these descriptions, I was very disappointed that chicken pot pie didn't make the list

    CLIP: Did Klein's wife let him keep his massive TV?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 3:33

    Get ready for the sad, sad tale of a TV that was too big for the room. Tragic stuff 

    CLIP: ADD News is here to keep you infor... oooh Ice Cream

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 6:35

    Ally tells ya what you need to know to not impress your co-workers around the zoom meeting water cooler

    CLIP: Stonergories! Get that gravity bong out bro! Riiiiip

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 3:59

    I can't believe the high score is still..... 1. One. Uno. Cali has some good weed

    FULL SHOW: Who has had sex the latest? Klein's Returned TV & MORE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 96:12

    As always, thanks for listening and helping us to stay employed. Download! Share! Go door-to-door and spread the good word of the Klein Ally Show!

    CLIP: Where'd Ya Go and How Far (this time with a PLAYMATE)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 7:46

    A playmate??? Damn... playmates must really be desperate to eat now if they're going out to dinner with our listeners. "Hey! Gimme a Big Mac for the double D's!"

    CLIP: We Forced Omar to Have a Resolution! He's (not) STOKED

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 6:38

    What did the almighty wheel of destiny pick for Omar's resolution? Listen to find out

    CLIP: ADD News! The best way to... squirrel!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 8:20

    Yes sir.. ADD News... the best way to not pay attention to your driving or loved ones, or... anything

    CLIP: Who is the Worst Person to Cry in Front Of

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 7:09

    The gang have a good cry (we just got the ratings :(....) When's the worst place to get caught crying and in front of who? Or is it whom? Grammar baby! 

    FULL SHOW: Click Bait, Creeper Call, Omar's Resolution AND MORE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 96:22

    Dad gum! This here's the hottest podcast in the wilderness! Yes sir... hotter than a steamy pile of bear sh**. Give it a listen and download!

    FULL SHOW: Klein's big TV, Betty White or Madden, Does Ally Need a Shave

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 104:36

    Do you even read this or do you just click away and listen willy nilly? Is that how you spell nilly? Its coming up red in spell check. Look, here's the full show. Listen to it. I have a family to feed. And by a family I mean my girlfriend's dogs  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    CLIP: Does Ally Need to Shave?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 5:55

    Before the big birth (and it does look like it's gonna be a BIG birth) does Ally need to shave? (her legs, not her face)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    CLIP: Worst Cancelations

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 4:23

    What is the worst type of cancelation? Klein thinks it's a flight. Is he right? Probably not. He never is  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    CLIP: Call From the LAST Blackberry

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 3:16

    Blackberry are going bye bye. We found a guy who called us for potentially the last call EVER made from a Blackberry  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    CLIP: NEW Betty White

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 3:13

    We got a call from the show's OWN PERSONAL Betty White and... my gawd... a bit of a smoke show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    CLIP: Klein's Birthday

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 7:04

    What did Klein want for his birthday? Did he get it? FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    CLIP: Where'd Ya Go How Far'd Ya Go

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 5:29

    Jeeez... you guys are very dirty. We all needed to take 5 showers to get the stink off this one off us See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    CLIP: Gayest Sports Highlights

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 2:28

    Ally pulled these and she's a lesbian so its not homophobic  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    CLIP: ADD News

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 7:15

    Focus. Foooooocus! FOOOOOCUS!!! Squirrel! It's ADD News! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    FULL SHOW: Klein's Birthday, Where'd Ya Go How Far Ya Go, Gayest Sports Highlights and MORE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 88:29

    Hello podcast people. Thank you for listening to this and helping to keep us employed. Did you hear you can win $100k? That's more than everyone on the show makes in a year ...COMBINED! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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