Stryker & Klein

We break out the scale (and almost break it too) as we take a trip to pound town and see how much weight the team has put on in just a few short weeks 

Oh no! Please tell me she's still hot! Please gawd! 

Our hero had a fender bender because he was trying to eat burrito off his shirt. Can you beat that? Take a listen and find out 

Please click this and listen. I have a family to feed. And by family I mean my girlfriend's dogs

FULL SHOW! Awwww yeauh! A little later today because the boss has me doing this other thing that makes me want to punch a hole through my goddamn computer screen  Track listing goes like this: Klein's COVID test, GOAT line, Ally Knows the News, Klein's Lines, ADD News, Klein's Car Wreck, Gayest Highlights of the Week, ADD News, Ally's Hot Sister, Ally Knows the News, ADD News, Pig Hearts, June's Gig, Pound Town, PEACE OUT! Have a good weekend!

We play a game called End of the World or End of the Playlist. Are these things that are gonna kill us all OR bands playing the small stage at this years' festivals?

this is where Ally breaks down the news you didn't know you would have such a hard time paying attention to. 

What will the gang invest in this dive into the dank tank? Only our bong knows for sure 

Well, this pretty much got us yelled at again. But we think if you're gonna get yelled at you might as well make it worth it, right? Check out what happens when our boss' boyfriend calls in to confront him

FULL SHOW is comin to you ear holes sucka! Track listing goes like this: GOAT Line, Klein's bloody ear, Ally's weight, Ally Knows the News, ADD News, Our boss confronts his ON AIR boyfriend, End of the World or End of the Playlist, Klein's car seat, ADD News, The Dank Tank, Ally Knows the News, ADD News, Where'd Ya Go/How Far'd Ya Go? Ally's Hot Sister, PEACE OUT!

Here it is! the link to the ADDNews Network!

Wil you find love? Will you live long? Will you get attacked by a herd of feral cats? Only NostrilDumbass knows! 

We love how this guy levels absolutely everyone who talks trash about Cali. Eat a d*** Texas

Klein has agreed to a trade that at first sounded like a great deal but upon further review is might not be such a great deal. Check it out 

Okay buckaroos, here's the FULL SHOW. Saddle up and here's the track listing  Klein's Trade, Ally's Baby's Daddy Calls In, Ally Knows the News, ADD News, TK California Calls In, 5-10-20, ADD news, Nostrildumbass, Ally knows the News, ADD News, Where'd Ya Go/How Far?, PEACE OUT!

Answer: Your mom. GROSS! ..and uncalled for. The actual answers might surprise you. 

...and its vodka and hotdogs! Not really. I guess for Betty White it was. I saw this joke that said if you live to 100, tell people you did something crazy like you ate a pinecone a day or something. 

Come on in and get your ADDNews. I kinda like the way that look... with no space. ADDNews. Can someone make us a logo?

Even though they've only had sex half a time in the last month Klein's wide thinks she must be pregnant because she's gaining weight. Is is baby weight or See's Candy? 

FULL SHOW! We got an email from the suits that said the headlines need to draw people in. So it was either that or "CLICK HERE FOR FREE NUDES" Track listing goes as such: GOAT Stoner, Klein's Pregnancy Test, Ally knows the news, ADD News, Worst Things to Share, Tic Tok Toe, Is LA Fake?, ADD News, The Boss' Boyfriend, Ally Knows the News, Secrets to Long Life, ADD News, Where'd ya Go/How Far'd Ya Go, PEACE OUT

Look, I'm very distracted right now. I can barely type this. ADD news something something. Hooray

The day after Ally missed one of the greatest football games ever played, we take your calls on what were the things you missed out on, that you were supposed to go to, missed and they turned out to be EPIC

Butt, butt, HIKE! Get it? Instead of hut, hut? You get it. You're smart that's why you listen to this show!

We lost a great one. Pauly Shore calls into the show to share his thoughts

Here's what you need. Here's what you crave the ENTIRE show! And Look... I'll even give you a breakdown. Like, a track listing for the show Show open GOAT line, Best Booze, Ally Knows the News, Baby Weigh 6am, ADD News, Biggest Regrets, Baby weigh 7am, Where'd ya Go/How far Did ya Go, Ally Knows the News, baby Weigh 8am, GOAT line, ADD News, Pauly Shore calls in, Gayest Sports Highlights

This one is for the man upstairs! The big G man! Klein has some forced reading to do. What does the wheel of destiny have in store for our hero? 

Get all the news you can handle before you get distracted while you listen to this while scrolling your phone or whatever else you do

Lets have a ho-down! Or whatever you do when you listening to dueling harmonicas. Drink moonshine? Have sex with a cousin? Lets do it all! 

Our boss is a big dumb dummy (or at least that's what our listeners say) We would never say that. Because we like not being homeless. 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge yeah boi! It's Friday and I'm in love ...with being able to sleep in tomorrow. That's right! No red bull in the AM for this keyboard warrior. Lots went down today. We even got our dumb boss on the phone AND got a call from his boyfriend who explained why he hates us so much. ENJOY!

What's the follow up? Take her to Marshall's? 

Personally, and I know I'm just the guy who writes these descriptions, I was very disappointed that chicken pot pie didn't make the list

Get ready for the sad, sad tale of a TV that was too big for the room. Tragic stuff 

Ally tells ya what you need to know to not impress your co-workers around the zoom meeting water cooler

I can't believe the high score is still..... 1. One. Uno. Cali has some good weed

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A playmate??? Damn... playmates must really be desperate to eat now if they're going out to dinner with our listeners. "Hey! Gimme a Big Mac for the double D's!"

What did the almighty wheel of destiny pick for Omar's resolution? Listen to find out

Yes sir.. ADD News... the best way to not pay attention to your driving or loved ones, or... anything

The gang have a good cry (we just got the ratings :(....) When's the worst place to get caught crying and in front of who? Or is it whom? Grammar baby! 

Dad gum! This here's the hottest podcast in the wilderness! Yes sir... hotter than a steamy pile of bear sh**. Give it a listen and download!

Do you even read this or do you just click away and listen willy nilly? Is that how you spell nilly? Its coming up red in spell check. Look, here's the full show. Listen to it. I have a family to feed. And by a family I mean my girlfriend's dogs  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before the big birth (and it does look like it's gonna be a BIG birth) does Ally need to shave? (her legs, not her face)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is the worst type of cancelation? Klein thinks it's a flight. Is he right? Probably not. He never is  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blackberry are going bye bye. We found a guy who called us for potentially the last call EVER made from a Blackberry  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got a call from the show's OWN PERSONAL Betty White and... my gawd... a bit of a smoke show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did Klein want for his birthday? Did he get it? FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeeez... you guys are very dirty. We all needed to take 5 showers to get the stink off this one off us See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ally pulled these and she's a lesbian so its not homophobic  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Focus. Foooooocus! FOOOOOCUS!!! Squirrel! It's ADD News! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello podcast people. Thank you for listening to this and helping to keep us employed. Did you hear you can win $100k? That's more than everyone on the show makes in a year ...COMBINED! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.