Can't Teach Size: A Hockey Podcast

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A podcast created by Alyssa Houde and Brady Chalus. Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize

Can't Teach Size


    • Feb 2, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 14m AVG DURATION
    • 19 EPISODES


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    SEAN MONAHAN TO THE WINNIPEG JETS! INSTANT TRADE REACTION

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2024 36:17


    Lyss & Brady are BACK! A Winnipeg Jets / Montreal Canadiens trade is the perfect occasion to bring them out of the shadows. Andrew Berkshire joins to give his sales pitch for Winnipeg Jets fans on a Sean Monahan trade that has Jets fans debating amongst themselves. SUBSCRIBE! Follow us on Twitter! https://twitter.com/CantTeachSize https://twitter.com/NHLChunky https://twitter.com/lysshoude https://twitter.com/AndrewBerkshire

    Ep. 18 - Eastern Conference Predictions & Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 62:15


    Lyss & Brady run down their standings predictions for the Eastern Conference Divisions & scrutinize each others picks. Who had the worst take? Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize @lysshoude @NHLChunky

    Ep. 17 - Western Conference Predictions & Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2023 36:40


    Lyss & Brady run down their standings predictions for the Western Conference Divisions & scrutinize each others picks. Who did you agree with more? Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize @lysshoude @NHLChunky

    Ep. 16 - Jets Offseason Recap & Team Direction

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2023 47:18


    Lyss & Brady are back to recap the Jets offseason, give a couple predictions & get back into the swing of the pre-season Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize @lysshoude @NHLChunky

    Ep. 15 - Buyouts & Bad Picks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2023 71:11


    Lyss & Brady are back to chat about the madness that was the NHL Entry Draft, free agency winners and losers, and do you still believe in the Yzerplan? Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize @lysshoude @NHLChunky

    Ep. 14 - Rumour Mill & Retools

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2023 59:39


    It's the offseason! Lyss & Brady are back to chat offseason rumblings as we approach the NHL Draft. PLD to the LA Kings? Hellebuyck to the Devils? Taylor Hall to Chicago, Ryan Johansen to Colorado? Tune in to catch our thoughts as we enter the heart of the offseason! Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize @lysshoude @NHLChunky

    Ep. 13 - Coaches & Conn Smythe

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2023 65:39


    In this episode, Lyss and Brady chat about the recent coach & GM vacancies & who may fill them. Are the Panthers a wagon???? Bobrovsky vs. Tkachuk for Conn Smythe & Paul Maurice is might win the cup. Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize @lysshoude @NHLChunky

    Ep. 12 - Accountability & Round 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2023 93:39


    In this episode, Lyss and Brady are back to talk about the 1st round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, give our predictions on the 2nd round matchups & complain about the Jets lack of direction Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize @lysshoude @NHLChunky

    Ep. 11 - Playoffs & X Factors

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2023 61:49


    We're back!!... again. Sorry for the hiatus! In this episode, Lyss and Brady return with guest Alex Metzger (@nhlsensandstuff) to talk all things playoff hockey. We go through every series and give our overview of the matchups as well as our predictions (which you can rub in our faces later) Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize @lysshoude @NHLChunky @nhlsensandstuff

    Ep. 10 - All-Star Game & Trade Deadline Primer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2023 102:31


    It's been a minute... Lyss and Brady are back. Today we talk about the state of the podcast, the Jets and Canucks. We dive into the All-Star game and discuss the fan vote and jerseys. We end the podcast discussing Trade Deadline. Who's trade bait and where are they going? Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize - @lysshoude - @NHLChunky

    Ep. 9 - PED Test & Dudes Of The Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2022 83:17


    This week, Lyss & Brady sit down to discuss their Dudes Of The Week, separating them into the [Derogatory] & [Wagon] categories. Lyss ends off the show by asking Brady some trivia regarding active NHL records. Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize - @lysshoude - @NHLChunky

    Ep. 8 - Bunch of Frauds & We're Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2022 86:24


    In this episode, Brady & Lyss are back after a brief hiatus. Since we're at the quarter mark of the season, the two of them go through each division & discuss which teams are for real and which are a bunch of frauds Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize - @lysshoude - @NHLChunky

    Ep. 7 - Michael Stephens & The Dumbest Signing in NHL History

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2022 64:31


    It's a boys night episode! Michael Stephens of The Hockey News joins Brady in discussing the Mitchell Miller Saga. Mikey gives us a temperature check on Leafs nation, the boys talk a little trash and reminisce over the Eric Lindros Celebrity Hockey Classic. Follow us on Twitter! @mikeystephens81 - @CantTeachSize - @NHLChunky Sponsor Brady by Donating to Easter Seals! https://eastersealsontario.akaraisin.com/ui/lindros/p/NHLChunky

    Ep. 6 - Mullets & Ironman

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 68:53


    In this episode, Brady & Lyss discuss the Jets play as of late & the historic first game at Mullett Arena. The Canucks won a game! The Leafs are falling & Phil Kessel is your new NHL Ironman. We finish off the episode with a new game Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize - @lysshoude - @NHLChunky Sponsor Brady by Donating to Easter Seals! https://eastersealsontario.akaraisin.com/ui/lindros/p/NHLChunky

    Ep. 5 - Awful Officiating & Reverse Retros

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2022 108:21


    In this episode, boy oh boy the NHL refs are back on their BS, Lyss & Brady cover the travesty that was the Leafs vs. Jets. The Oilers are price gauging their fans, the Canucks are a dumpster fire & we argue and create a consensus Tier List for the new Reverse Retro jerseys! Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize - @lysshoude - @NHLChunky Sponsor Brady by Donating to Easter Seals! https://eastersealsontario.akaraisin.com/ui/lindros/p/NHLChunky

    Ep. 4 - Are They A Wagon? & She Said No

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2022 85:53


    Please leave us a rating! In this episode, the NHL is back but there are no games today? A man has his heart broken at the Islanders game, Rick Bowness has Covid, Kovacevic & Heinola have some interesting quotes about the Jets, the standings are hilarious, & some start of the season news regarding LTIR and new contracts. To cap off the Episode, Brady introduces us to a new game: Best of 7 Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize - @lysshoude - @NHLChunky Sponsor Brady by Donating to Easter Seals! https://eastersealsontario.akaraisin.com/ui/lindros/p/NHLChunky

    Ep. 3 - Sent Down & The Season Started?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2022 81:30


    In this episode, Ville Heinola gets sent down (again), contracts were signed & the waiver wire went crazy. Apparently the season has already started with the Sharks & Preds playing in the Global Series We are issuing a content warning pertaining to grooming and sexual assault at 51:20 - 1:10:12 as we discuss Ian Cole, the Bakersfield Condors head trainer and Hockey Canada Finally, Lyss introduces us to a new game, Synonyms Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize - @lysshoude - @NHLChunky

    Ep. 2 - Hot Coaches & Eastern Conference Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2022 103:52


    Welcome Back to Can't Teach Size: A Hockey Podcast! Get to know our hosts; Alyssa Houde (@lysshoude) and Brady Chalus (@NHLChunky) In this episode, we delve into the Hot Coaches list, discuss Brad Lambert's pre-season, play a little game, provide some Hot Takes & finish the episode off by previewing the Eastern Conference Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize

    Ep. 1 - Welcomes & Western Conference Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2022 87:38


    Welcome to Can't Teach Size: A Hockey Podcast! Get to know our hosts; Alyssa Houde (@lysshoude) and Brady Chalus (@NHLChunky) In this episode, we delve into why we created this podcast, play a little game to remind everyone of some of the moves in the offseason, preview the Western Conference and finish the episode off with three bold predictions. Follow us on Twitter! @CantTeachSize

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