Because for some reason you want to know what celebrities are up to... Featuring guest spots from a talking llama, a gastropub owning triceratops and one or more of my cats.
As heard on Christmas Eve 2020 on Erewash Sound. https://www.erewashsound.com/ Oh and if you’re interested in writing then please head over to https://belvoirwriting.co.uk/ for the Vale of Belvoir Writing Group.
Here’s what Santa had to say in 2013. Here at the mostly dormant celebrity news unit we hope you’re enjoying this festive period and have treated yourselves to plenty of delicious sprouts.
Tony the Triceratops returns to discuss the success of Jurassic World. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 24 July 2015.
Colin the talking showbiz llama returns for a sneak preview of the next Spider-Man film. Producers promise a soap opera in high school. Colin talks us through a very, very early draft of the script. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 3 July 2015.
Sometimes we get things wrong. Last week was one such time. Listen to how you can help us make things right. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 26 June 2015.
We're back. And yes, that Princess Diaries thing was probably just a rumour but we can all hope. Elsewhere it's Top Gear and Miley Cyrus tattoos. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 19 June 2015.
Randy Seal's Showbiz Secrets Exposed! As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 22 May 2015.
Etiquette expert Tonty Jodhpur-Crotch tackles celebrity selfies. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 15 May 2015.
We reach across the multiverse to test Stephen Hawking's One Direction theory. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 1 May 2015.
Off the record, on the QT and very hush-hush. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 24 April 2015.
Selfie abs. A kiss on the lips. American ambitions. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 17 April 2015.
1D's Zayn's off with stress. The sun's nipping behind the moon for a break. And someone you don't know has dyed their hair. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 20 March 2015. *** The bulletin will take a break for a bit from its regular postings to coincide with the Breakfast Show's host's own holiday. Celebrity News will return, refreshed and smelling better than ever in the next few weeks. ***
Colin the talking showbiz llama returns with news of Tim Burton's Dumbo remake. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 13 March 2015.
All your latest hot red carpet fashion news, Madonna tumble talk and Paris Hilton's latest photo. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show on 27 February 2015.
The inevitable Fifty Shades of Grey movie review with out very own Colin the talking showbiz llama. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with David Allen sitting in for Paul Stacey on 13 February 2015.
With a roster of 140 or so girls ranging from mid-teens to early twenties AKB48 are one of Japan's most successful bands. Some people are miffed though at the thought they could be part of the Olympics opening ceremony in 2020. Join us as we peek behind the scenes of a pop phenomenon.
As part of this year's massive Australia day celebrations Prince Phil of Edinburgh was given a knighthood. Hear our expert give the low down under on what this all means. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show on 30 January 2015.
I don't think you can catch a cold from a podcast but you may want to crack open the 'vapo rub'. Oh and celebrities have been doing and saying things. As first heard on Erewash Sound on 16 January 2015. Happy new year. x
Santa and Elfie deliver their Christmas message and threaten to spill all about the naughty list. As heard on the special Christmas Eve 2014 show with Paul Stacey and David Allen on Erewash Sound.
Celebrity jungle boredom. Taylor Swift museum update. Laughing off those baby rumours. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 19 December 2014.
The pick of tonight's telly. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 5 December 2014.
Twitter storm outrage. Take That streaming update. Paddington's marmalade meltdown. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 28 November 2014.
An up to date update on I am a Celebrity, Strictly Come Dancing and that woman from the internet who's married to that bloke. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 21 November 2014.
An exclusive interview with Tim Wonnacott's moustache. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 14 November 2014.
Invisible celeb-stopping fiends. The devil's coffee table book. Return of a man to the thing on telly. Warning - this is the Halloween special. It is the scariest bulletin of the year but the producers cannot be held liable for any trouser soilage experienced by listeners. Mwahahahaha! As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 31 October 2014.
Chris Froome's tour dilemma. Fairy powered pop star. All your favourite S Club Hits in a reunion medley. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 24 October 2014.
Magic man Paul Daniels has money tips. Something about dogs. Bono says sorry. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on Friday 17 October 2014.
Catch up with Colin the talking llama for latest on the Baywatch reboot. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 10 October 2014.
What's been keeping lardy chopped dictator Kim Jong Un from his official duties? What's the most dangerous thing you can type into the internet? And how are you going to fill your Sunday mornings from now on? So many questions as answered on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 3 October 2014.
Bonjour mon amis and bienvenue back to celebrity news. Celebrity French man Gerard Depardieu has revealed in an interview that he shot two lions. He also said some stuff about booze. Somehow this has something to do with Phil Spencer as well. Or have I just imagined that? Anyway, normal service on the celebrity news front has returned. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show on 19 September 2014. www.erewashsound.com.
Elijah Wood curses the darkness, rumours of a 1D rift and shaving news. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 29 August 2014.
Kim Kardashians spotted wearing something other than a bikini. Celeb scoffs at Celebrity Big Brother. And Judy gets time to dance. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey, 22 August 2014.
Here's what you might call 'vintage' Celebrity News with a bit about One Direction's new perfume. First heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 28 February 2014.
He could have been Paul Hollywood. He could have been Mary Berry. But he wasn't. I talk to to amateur TV presenter Glen Bafta about missing out on the Bake Off gig. You can also get your latest Robert Pattinson news. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 8 August 2014.
Archaeologists in Bulgaria have unearthed a suspected vampire. Could it be one of those celebrity vampires? I catch up with our contact amidst the living dead Count Battenburg. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show on 1 August 2014.
It was the lusty literary sensation that literally got lips-a-flappin' and now it's a mucky movie. Hear an extract as broadcast on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show on 25 July 2014.
Wildly misinformed speculation about Cheryl Cole's Napoleonic ambition. Also cats. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 18 July 2014.
Uri Geller, the ghost of a dog, Brazil's world cup woes, Robin Thicke album crack, celeb hair distraction. As heard on Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey 11 July 2014.
Even celebrity super sleuths need a holiday and that's where I've been. Normal service is set to resume on Friday but for now please have this turn from Colin the llama talking about a new character set to appear in long running Australian soap opera Neighbours. This was first heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show on 6 December 2013.
Why for Pedro's sake did Spain crumble in the group stage? Was it really the fault of Coleeeeen Rooney's bikini? Listen and find out. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 20 July 2014.
Apparently we can expect 8 more albums from king of pop Michael Jackson. We've got exclusive clips of what they may sound like. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 13 June 2014.
Spain's quitting king thing. Why'd he do it? What'll he do next? Who'll get his job? As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 6 June 2014.
What happens when your favourite servant leaves to join a monastery? I ponder Prince Edward's latest predicament with the help of a talking llama. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 30 May 2014.
Back in August 2013 we brought the good people of Erewash news of duets recorded by Michael Jackson and Freddie Mercury. We also has the inside scoop with an exclusive interview with Colin the llama. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 2 August 2013. http://www.erewashsound.com
This week we find out which singer has the best vocal range, how good a Corrie favourite is at doing accents and what Cheryl Cole wears underneath her clothes. As heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey.
The new Jurassic Park sequel, Jurassic World, is to feature only one of the original cast. I caught up with Tony the triceratops, one of those left out, for his take on the shock decision. First heard on the Erewash Sound Breakfast Show with Paul Stacey on 21 March 2014.