Celts in the Caribbean

Season 2 - Episode 3 Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable news stories from around the globe. This week, amongst many other things we talk about how Dracula is fighting Covid-19 and the Eurovision drug use controversy. Enjoy! Listen anywhere you find podcasts. Try saying "Alexa play Celts in the Caribbean”  Buy us a beer and get a shout out - https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean Follow us on Facebook -https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcast

We are back out of curfew and ready to rumble with all our favorite silly headlines from the last two months..   Listen here or anywhere you find podcasts. Try saying "Alexa play Celts in the Caribbean”  Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable news stories from around the globe.  Sponsor the show and get yourself an exploding vagina candle-  https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean Follow us on Facebook and message the show with headlines you want us to dive into https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcast

Episode 36- Sexy cows, a sexy Florida man & very sexy NFTs  We are back out of curfew and ready to rumble with all our favorite silly headlines from the last two months.  Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable news stories from around the globe.  Sponsor the show and get yourself an exploding vagina candle-  https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean Follow us on Facebook and message the show with headlines you want us to dive into https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcast

Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable news stories from around the globe. Sponsor the show and get yourself an exploding vagina candle https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean Follow us on Facebook and message the show with headlines you want us to dissect https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcast

- Listen here or anywhere you find podcasts- Try saying "Alexa play Celts in the Caribbean” Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable news stories from around the globe. Do you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here-https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean 

- Listen here or anywhere you find podcasts- Try saying "Alexa play Celts in the Caribbean” Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable news stories from around the globe. Do you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here-  https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean 

Episode 32 - Thunder Snow, the $1billion drug bust and making a Cat translation app.Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable news stories from around the globe. This week we talk about the new trend of leg-lengthening, a gentleman trying to develop an app that translates a cat's meow, a $1billion drug bust that turned out to be Cilit Bang and how did this year's swingers festival - naughty in N’awlins go?  We have all this and much much more on this episode of Celts in the Caribbean. Enjoy!!! Do you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here-  https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean 

Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable news stories from around the globe. This week we are talking about the Pope’s Instagram error, deadly snake bites, a crap James Bond-style getaway, and why is a Canadian Moose licking your car? Could this episode hold Alan’s greatest joke? It is definitely his greasiest. We have all this and much much more on this episode of Celts in the Caribbean. Enjoy!!! Do you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here-https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean 

Episode 30  Listen here or anywhere you find podcasts. Try saying "Alexa play Celts in the Caribbean” Recorded November 7th. Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable news stories from around the globe. This week we ask the hard hitting questions - how did Kanye West’s presidential bid go? Can chicken nuggets cure autism? Can an infamous turkey carry out attacks while posing as an elderly woman? And what kind of fart noises can a pair of leather trousers make? We have all this and much much more on this episode of Celts in the Caribbean. Enjoy!!! Do you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here- https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean 

Episode 29 - Recorded October 17th. Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable news stories from around the globe. In this week's episode, we talk about who is selling the Queen's swans?, the $1million McNugget, what not to do when your chastity belt breaks, and all the information you need to save time by combining a prostate exam with your hypnotherapy appointment. We have all this and much much more on this episode of Celts in the Caribbean.Enjoy!!! Do you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here-  https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean 

Welcome to Celts in the CaribbeanRecorded October 3rd. Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable news stories from around the globe. In this week's episode we talk about the practicalities of a jetpack paramedic, has the masked singer been condition us? how much licorice is too much? and all the information you need to know if you want a side gig in collecting and selling used condoms. All this and much much more. Enjoy!!! Do you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here-  https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean  

Episode 26Welcome to Celts in the CaribbeanRecorded August 29th. Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable news stories from around the globe. In this week's episode, we talk about the lengths a supermarket will go to in order to remain open, flights to nowhere, Elon Musk's new plan to save us from AI and if you are being chased by a bear should you push over your slower friends? All this and much much more. Enjoy!!! Do you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink or gift them Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here-  https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts', and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcast

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 25.We are back - our first new episode after the quarantine break.Recorded August 15th. Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable news stories from around the globe. In this week's episode, we talk about a husband punching a great white shark to save his wife, how the Penguin Club moved into the basement, and will a black widow spider bite give you superpowers? All this and much much more. Enjoy!!! Do you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink or gift them Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here-  https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts', and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcast

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 24.We have been away for a while but we are back with a bang. Here is a new episode (kinda) from June that I straight up forgot to publish. Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable news stories from around the globe.In this week's episode, we talk about how a Korean football team got in trouble for allowing unusual spectators at their game, startling news coming out of North Korea, priests getting people wet, and a great reason to rummage around in your Gran's attic! All this and much much more. Enjoy!!! Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts', and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcastDo you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink or gift them Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here-  https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean 

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 23.Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable news stories from around the globe. In this week's episode, we talk about a woman whose life was saved because her implants stopped a bullet, the passing of one the founders of pirate radio, Andy Serkis's epic charity event, and can you pronounce Elon Musk's child's name? All this and much much more. Enjoy!!! Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts', and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcastDo you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink or gift them Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here-  https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean 

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 22.Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about funny, weird, and unbelievable world news stories. In this week's episode, we talk about a Florida woman distributing easter eggs full of porn, a retiree accidentally ejecting himself from a fighter jet, a handbag made from materials you won't believe, and an intoxicated gentleman teaching his pit bull to drive. All this and more on Celts in the Caribbean. Enjoy!!!  Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts', and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcastDo you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink or gift them Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here-  https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean 

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 21.Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about world affairs. Pretty much the only thing the world is talking about just now is the Coronavirus. In this episode, in our eternal journey to provide light-hearted, drunken entertainment we try to find some funny and positive stories coming out of the pandemic. For instance, the son who was arrested for stealing his parent's frozen meatballs, horny pandas, the global condom shortage, and getting a magnet stuck up your nose in the name of science. All this and more on this week's episode of Celts in the Caribbean.  Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts' and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcastDo you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink or gift them Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here-  https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean 

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 20.Drunken stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the news stories of the week. This episode is a special edition where we look into the conspiracy theories and misinformation surrounding the coved 19 viruses. Does cocaine cure the virus? How is pornhub helping the residents of Italy? We have a first for Celts in the Caribbean where we interview someone with way more knowledge than us to try and debunk the fake news surrounding this worldwide issue.  Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts' and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcastDo you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink, help us keep the podcast going or gift them Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here-  https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean 

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 19.Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the feel-good news stories of the last four weeks. In this episode, we plan how to claim a reward for removing a tire from a crocodiles neck, a daring escape by a baboon who was about to be castrated, the dangers of taking bull medication, the Russian Church blessing nuclear weapons and what does a Ned Flanders inspired heavy metal band sound like? All this and more on this week's episode of Celts in the Caribbean.  Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts' and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcastDo you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink or gift them Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here-  https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean 

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 18.Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the feel-good news stories of the last two weeks. In this episode, we discuss how Pablo Escobar still has a lasting effect in Columbia in the form of rogue hippos. A deaf gentleman is suing Pornhub, but why? Influencers are reportedly being offered $1000's for sex... are we? A Scottish gentleman is caught trying to have sex with a fence and a minivan while over in India a man is killed by a chicken and Katie Hopkins finally wins an award she truly deserves- listen in to find out what it was. All this and more on this week's episode of Celts in the Caribbean.  Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts' and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcastDo you want to buy one of these fine young gentlemen a drink or gift them Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle? Well great news, now you can- check out our Patreon account here-  https://www.patreon.com/celtsinthecaribbean  

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 17.Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about the feel-good news stories of the week. In this week's episode, amongst other things, we discuss wombats and wallabies, how to remove a DIY chastity nut that has gone wrong, what does gwyneth paltrows new candle smell like and how long after you die will it take for your cat to turn you into a human buffet? All that and more, grab a drink and join us.  Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts' and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcast

A happy new year and welcome to the first 2020 outing of Celts in the Caribbean- Episode 16.Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the feel-good news stories of the last two weeks. In this week's episode we celebrate the new year by analyzing the stats of Porn Hub searches in 2019- are you a basic bitch when it comes to your porn searches? We discuss the mysterious penis fish washing up in California in their thousands, an Irish Christmas party where testicles were used as punch bags and half the staff got fired, the pooing epidemic flooding the streets of San Fransisco and of course a blind, bisexual goose. All this and more on this week's episode of Celts in the Caribbean.  Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, and to complain about our incorrect 'facts'. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcast

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 15 an extended edition- our Christmas present to you our dear listeners. This week's episode was irresponsibly fueled by Four Loco. Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the funny and bizarre news stories of the last two weeks. In this episode, your hosts- Alan (2006 Time Person of the Year) and Eunan (owns a toothbrush) discuss- Was Jimmi Hendrix responsible for introducing Parakeets to the UK? Hundreds of Lawyers v's Medical staff in a mad fight, the Arizona man who has managed to register a swarm of Bees as an emotional support animal and a sex-mad duck.There were so many amazing stories this episode there was no time to talk about Johnny Depp's new musical based on Michael Jackson from the perspective of his glove... that is how jam-packed this episode is...We also have updates from previous episodes... who was the Toronto shitter? How did our butt sunning experiment go?All this and more on this week's episode of Celts in the Caribbean.  Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts' and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcast

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 14.Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the feel-good news stories of the last two weeks. In this week's episode we discuss the use of Virtual Reality on Russian Cows, will it improve their milk yield? The claimed benefits of sunning your butt, the two teachers aiming to be the real-life Breaking Bad, Elon Musk's new truck, getting punched in the face by a Kangeroo and test your knowledge on collective nouns. Do you know what a group of crows are called? All this and more on this week's episode of Celts in the Caribbean.  Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts' and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcast

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 13.Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about the feel-good news stories of the week. In this week's episode, amongst other things, we discuss mishaps of a bomb disposal expert, Eunan's new favorite game- Dildos and Dragons, striking it rich with whale vomit, rock concerts for great white sharks and how far can a cow swim?All that and more, grab a drink and join us. Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts' and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcast

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 12.Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the feel-good news stories of the week. In this week's episode, amongst other things, we discuss the surprising way to keep rats relaxed, lots of random Tyson Fury news, the migrating eagles running up Russian scientists phone bills, hash cake at a funeral and the worlds scariest haunted house where you get $20,000 if you complete it. Grab a drink and enjoy the nonsense. Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts' and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcast

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 11.Drunken Stories and factually dubious discussions about the feel-good news stories of the week. In this week's episode, amongst other things, we discuss autoerotic asphyxiation, Little Chefs becoming Sex Shops, Scottish Inventions, an Irish joke to beat them all and a Dutch family hiding out in a basement for 9years waiting for the end of time. Alan discloses his 23andme genetic results, is he really a Celt?All that and more, grab a drink and join us. Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts' and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcast

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 10. We are in double digits of nonsense.Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the feel-good news stories of the week. In this week's episode, amongst other things, we discuss the Rugby World Cup, bringing Jason Momoa to Bonaire, Wasabi heart attacks, tattoo removal with a cheese grater, Jason Donovan in his underpants, Justin Bieber gets a kitten and what did the Irish ever invent?Grab a drink and join us. Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts' and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcast

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 9 where we have an exciting first for the show.In other news, we have Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the greatest headlines of the week. In this weeks episode, amongst other things, we discuss millions of drunken wasps, emergency testicle surgery, baby hedgehogs, no sex in Bali, farting during a strip search and the greatest headline of all time... so far.

Guess who's back, back again...we are back after vacation and ready for nonsense. Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the feel-good news stories of the week. In this weeks episode, we discuss Bonaire influencers snorkeling in heals, a twitter bots mix up, the perils of baby smuggling, what could possibly go wrong when nuking a hurricane, Space criminals and Porn Hub releasing their dirtiest porn EVER!!! Enjoy. 

Welcome to Celts in the Caribbean Episode 007. Sadly we didn't make a single reference to James Bond. Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the feel-good news stories of the week. In this weeks episode, amongst other things, we discuss the first ever approval of experiments in human/animal hybrids, Gizmo the Chihuahua, a cruise ship clown brawl, the author Steven King v's Trump, the worlds most valuable sports teams and earning millions of dollars playing computer games. Grab a drink and enjoy the nonsense. Follow us on Facebook for updates on our stories, sources, complain about our incorrect 'facts' and to be notified of new episodes. https://www.facebook.com/bonairepodcast/

Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the feel-good news stories of the week. In this weeks episode, we give updates on Belle Delphine and the plan to storm Area 51 with rumors of a new leader. We also chat about the 50th anniversary of the Moon landing, Penguins, a scary Gimp, the Face App, Metallica up to shady dealings and of course is Stevie Wonder really blind? Grab a drink sit back and join in the nonsense.

Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the feel-good news stories of the week. In this weeks episode, we discuss the 1million truth-seekers who plan to storm Area 51, the Pamplona Bull Run and other weird festivals, the Instagram and Twitcher sensation- Belle Delphine, 5G and Facebook's $5Billion fine and of course why Snoop Dogg hurt Paul Gascoingnes feelings. Grab a drink sit back and join in the nonsense.

Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the feel-good news stories of the week. This week we talk about Glastonbury, accidentally checking into a Swingers, illegal moves in MMA, Exploding Debit Cards and of course- dealing with sweaty balls. 

Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the feel-good news stories of the week. 

Drunken Stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the feel-good news stories of the week. 

Hello and welcome to the pilot episode of Celts in the Caribbean. The quality of the audio in this episode was a work in progress. I recommend you start with our most recent episode and work your way back. Like us on Facebook for updates on new episodes and posts about the stories we discuss. This is our very first episode where we have drunken stories and factually inaccurate discussions about the feel-good news stories of the week.