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Two twenty-somethings reminisce about their childhoods by swapping funny stories only to realize many of those stories happened, like, last week. Welcome to "Childish," the podcast focused on the many debacles, blunders, and predicaments that many would describe as immature, juvenile, or just plain…

Elisa and Kayley

  • Sep 26, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 24m AVG DURATION
  • 45 EPISODES


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Wendy's Cool School of the Week

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2020 22:55


The Last Melon

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 79:08


THIS IS OUR FINAL EPISODE. Thanks for the laughs. -Your pals Elisa and Kayley

Shots! Shots! Shots!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 30:52


Cheers to another episode! Tangents, tales, and shots abound! Take a listen and gain some wisdom from our philosophical leader, Noah Centineo.

A Good Old Jiggle of the Wheel

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020 38:40


Happy Birthday, Virgins! We've fired Kayley, sorry about that. Her voice was driving us all nuts, so she had to go. Speaking of nuts, nuts make you fart and farting is a form of gas - hey, we talk about gas in this episode, too! Elisa reveals more secrets of being an RA and reads old diary entries. And then we have a special guest! Our special guest teaches us all the important lesson that whenever life gets hard, just give the wheel a jiggle.

The Throat of Life

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 27:20


Introducing Childish Podcast Facebook Ads! In an effort to drive more traffic to our podcast, we will be writing Mark Zuc a personal check for the following ads: "Princess Tiana: FABLE OR FOE? CLICK THE LINK TO FIND OUT," "Rihanna - Not Who She Says She Is, Has a Ghost Writer/Singer, Eats Wendy's Sometimes Probably, Might Be British," and finally "Kayley Forshey Is The Single Greatest Poet Of Our Generation And Deserved The Nobel Peace Prize, You Know, The One They Hand Out To Anyone Now So She Definitely Could Get It." We hope this will be a successful investment and, with Mark's help, we will be the number one podcast in the world. Suck it, Joe Rogan. #facebookadganggang

I Hate Birds

Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 25:48


It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a...vampire? Saad missed a heartwarming connection at the zoo and Elisa and Kayley are just along for the ride. Enjoy this week's episode, and then get the frick out or we'll steal all your pants.

Robert Plant

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 30:08


This episode, we embark on a journey of the mind, complete with the twists and turns of choice and decision. Who will you choose, Robert Plant or fig newtons? Mattress tags or our dear friend Ashley? This episode will show you, hopefully, the correct answer to those questions. And if you've answered them incorrectly, you'll be shunned forever, like everyone else at the end of every episode, hearing the dreaded words GET OUT as you sink into a horrible pit of utter despair....music by our unpaid intern Nathan.

Poultry-geist

Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 28:45


This week, the girls are loud and giggly - but what's new. Elisa dreams about Jack Black, Nathan is the worst unpaid intern ever, Cheryl is somehow involved, and Kayley is a hardcore Avengers nerd. Enjoy this week's episode, we made it specifically for those who love Jack Black, unpaid interns, Cheryl, and Robert Downey Jr.

The Boys are Back

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 22:27


Elisa teaches Kayley about nostrils and tells her a story about when she was a terrorist in the U.K. with her youth pastor. The girls read fan mail and give super confusing advice. Then they verbally abuse you, the listener, until you get the frick out. Enjoy!

Sean Horny Blocks

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 26:30


Spinsters, the bible, and plastic racks. What else can I say? Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

The Squirrel Foundation

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020 28:39


Are you an organ donor? Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

Twilight: Busted!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 22:02


Listen to hear my father's opinions on Twilight. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

A Valentines Secret

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 23:38


Surprises and secrets. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

This is Linda, Jesus is Lord

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 19:17


This podcast brought to you via the internet. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

The Boy Book

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 22:46


Well, well, well here you are again. Back for more nonsense. Welcome. We are glad you are here. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

The Dumbest Episode We Have Ever Released

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 21:20


"I had three grandfathers and only one of them was significantly bald" -Kayley Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

Shiver me Tinder

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2020 25:58


Him: Hey! Her: Hey Him: Heyyy:) Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

Plastic Straws Maim

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2020 19:47


I hate coming up with descriptions for EVERY EPISODE. Do it yourself listeners. From: Elisa. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

Scam Boi

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2019 26:54


The podcast is about two effeminate ladies giggling incessantly about things that probably aren't that funny. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

Merry Christmas!

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 2:20


Christmas time is here! Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

The Rat King

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2019 24:29


You either have 916 Bitcoins or you don't. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

Where are the Goth Women?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2019 24:19


A snail can sleep for three years. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

Kill or be Killed

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2019 23:16


More stories from the past. Obviously. That is literally the whole point of this podcast. Get with the program. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

Virgins with a C

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2019 21:37


How did Kayley and Elisa meet? Find out now. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

My Intimate Area

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 25:29


What makes a barn a barn and a farm a farm? We don't freaking know. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Blether, Blether, Blether

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2019 21:34


Horses can't vomit. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

My Pasty Parsnip

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 20:24


Rumor has it Wayne's World was filmed in two weeks and that explains a lot about that film. Respect. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

A Real Nut

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2019 23:35


Fun Fact: A "Jiffy" is actually 1/100th of a second. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Wet Floor Sign

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2019 21:08


Kayley, did you know that some cats are allergic to humans? Crazy. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

IBS

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 25:09


First of all, lies. It's stormy out today. You think I wouldn't notice?! I see right through your schemes! Also, yes, Nathan needs to get our crap together. Music by our intern who is still on very thin ice, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

My Neighbor Marylin

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 23:07


Yes, we should have a talk with our intern. He thinks because we don't pay him he can do whatever the heck he wants. Also, the sky is nice today. Music by our intern who is still on very thin ice, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

You are a Crazy Lady

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 20:03


Geez, thanks. I'm heading to the chiropractor on Monday, do you have any recommendations? Also, I think we need to have a chat with our intern; he's really slacking. Music by our intern who is on very thin ice, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Victory, A Boyfriend

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2019 22:25


Kayley, my sincerest apologies to your back. I hope it feels better. Music by our intern who is on very thin ice, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Racks on Racks

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2019 19:23


Elisa, I'm carrying this podcast on my back, I can't do everything. Help yourself. Music by our intern who is on very thin ice, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Christian Pork Lover

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 23:33


I don't even know. Kayley? Help.

How Childish of Me

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2019 24:59


This episode is a surprise! Mostly because our social media coordinator totally forgot to add a description and it's been awhile since she's listened to it. So it's all a surprise. Is it about a heinous murder? Will you learn a new recipe? Will the pals accidentally use someone's real name again? You'll have to find out in Episode 10 of Childish Podcast! Enjoy and then get out. Music by the best intern ever, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Summersaults Are Scary

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2019 28:17


Elisa and Kayley both have cars. However, Kayley doesn't know how to use hers. Enjoy episode 10 of the Childish Podcast! Music by the best intern ever, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Classic Ham Slap

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 18:34


Kayley and Elisa promise to personally mail Nate a candy bar if he listens to all the podcast episodes. After that, Elisa and Kayley tell some of their worst work stories because being adults with real jobs sucks. Listen to episode 8 of Childish Podcast! Music by the best intern ever, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Soft Drink of the Future

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2019 18:31


Sarsaparilla is the soft drink of the future, according to Kayley and Elisa. Kayley speaks now and does not forever hold her peace, with a little dancing along the way. Elisa confronts the sexist child in her neighborhood and laments not falling in love with him as they grew older. Enjoy episode 7 of Childish Podcast! Music by Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Our Protector, Abe Lincoln

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2019 19:57


Elisa and Kayley both have eccentric Nanas and both of those Nanas say and do the darndest things. Here's episode 6 of Childish Podcast. Music by Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Intercourse, PA

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2019 27:48


Elisa and Kayley have recently turned 23 and decide to share some funny birthday moments from parties past. Kayley also shares an old journal entry and Elisa relives the time she almost died. Here's another episode of Childish! Music by Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Mulching Around

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2019 13:49


After some mulching around, Elisa and Kayley swap little brother stories. Elisa’s younger brother wonders why Fred is so special and Kayley’s younger brother learns the importance of hard work. And then the pair tells their lovely listeners to get the frick out, these are private stories. Music by Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Define Honky-Tonk

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2019 17:19


Kayley and Elisa vow to one day become doctors just for the flex, wonder where the 6-year-old stud named Alex is now, and re-live a story of blood and terror, only to discover what a honky-tonk is and that it's easier to insult short people over tall people. Music by Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Water Causes Diabetes

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2019 14:28


Kayley announces she is the only one on earth who knows how to pronounce the word "tootsie" in Tootsie Roll. Elisa confesses her deepest, darkest secrets from childhood. And the pair learn about diabetes, satan's hands, and the lyrics to one of country music's greatest hits, "Country Girl" by Luke Bryan. Also, get out. Music by Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

What's the number for 9-1-1?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2019 17:51


Kayley and Elisa learn how to make burgers, get rejected to school dances, and what the heck the number for 9-1-1 is in Episode 1 of the Childish Podcast. Music Credit: Nathan Davis Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

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