Childish

A BONUS EPISODE!

THIS IS OUR FINAL EPISODE. Thanks for the laughs. -Your pals Elisa and Kayley

Cheers to another episode! Tangents, tales, and shots abound! Take a listen and gain some wisdom from our philosophical leader, Noah Centineo.

Happy Birthday, Virgins! We've fired Kayley, sorry about that. Her voice was driving us all nuts, so she had to go. Speaking of nuts, nuts make you fart and farting is a form of gas - hey, we talk about gas in this episode, too! Elisa reveals more secrets of being an RA and reads old diary entries. And then we have a special guest! Our special guest teaches us all the important lesson that whenever life gets hard, just give the wheel a jiggle.

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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a...vampire? Saad missed a heartwarming connection at the zoo and Elisa and Kayley are just along for the ride. Enjoy this week's episode, and then get the frick out or we'll steal all your pants.

This episode, we embark on a journey of the mind, complete with the twists and turns of choice and decision. Who will you choose, Robert Plant or fig newtons? Mattress tags or our dear friend Ashley? This episode will show you, hopefully, the correct answer to those questions. And if you've answered them incorrectly, you'll be shunned forever, like everyone else at the end of every episode, hearing the dreaded words GET OUT as you sink into a horrible pit of utter despair....music by our unpaid intern Nathan.

This week, the girls are loud and giggly - but what's new. Elisa dreams about Jack Black, Nathan is the worst unpaid intern ever, Cheryl is somehow involved, and Kayley is a hardcore Avengers nerd. Enjoy this week's episode, we made it specifically for those who love Jack Black, unpaid interns, Cheryl, and Robert Downey Jr.

Elisa teaches Kayley about nostrils and tells her a story about when she was a terrorist in the U.K. with her youth pastor. The girls read fan mail and give super confusing advice. Then they verbally abuse you, the listener, until you get the frick out. Enjoy!

Spinsters, the bible, and plastic racks. What else can I say? Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

Are you an organ donor? Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

Listen to hear my father's opinions on Twilight. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

Surprises and secrets. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

This podcast brought to you via the internet. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

Well, well, well here you are again. Back for more nonsense. Welcome. We are glad you are here. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

"I had three grandfathers and only one of them was significantly bald" -Kayley Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

Him: Hey! Her: Hey Him: Heyyy:) Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

I hate coming up with descriptions for EVERY EPISODE. Do it yourself listeners. From: Elisa. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

The podcast is about two effeminate ladies giggling incessantly about things that probably aren't that funny. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

Christmas time is here! Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

You either have 916 Bitcoins or you don't. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

A snail can sleep for three years. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

More stories from the past. Obviously. That is literally the whole point of this podcast. Get with the program. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com

How did Kayley and Elisa meet? Find out now. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

What makes a barn a barn and a farm a farm? We don't freaking know. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Horses can't vomit. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Rumor has it Wayne's World was filmed in two weeks and that explains a lot about that film. Respect. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Fun Fact: A "Jiffy" is actually 1/100th of a second. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Kayley, did you know that some cats are allergic to humans? Crazy. Music by our intern Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

First of all, lies. It's stormy out today. You think I wouldn't notice?! I see right through your schemes! Also, yes, Nathan needs to get our crap together. Music by our intern who is still on very thin ice, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Yes, we should have a talk with our intern. He thinks because we don't pay him he can do whatever the heck he wants. Also, the sky is nice today. Music by our intern who is still on very thin ice, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Geez, thanks. I'm heading to the chiropractor on Monday, do you have any recommendations? Also, I think we need to have a chat with our intern; he's really slacking. Music by our intern who is on very thin ice, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Kayley, my sincerest apologies to your back. I hope it feels better. Music by our intern who is on very thin ice, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Elisa, I'm carrying this podcast on my back, I can't do everything. Help yourself. Music by our intern who is on very thin ice, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

I don't even know. Kayley? Help.

This episode is a surprise! Mostly because our social media coordinator totally forgot to add a description and it's been awhile since she's listened to it. So it's all a surprise. Is it about a heinous murder? Will you learn a new recipe? Will the pals accidentally use someone's real name again? You'll have to find out in Episode 10 of Childish Podcast! Enjoy and then get out. Music by the best intern ever, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Elisa and Kayley both have cars. However, Kayley doesn't know how to use hers. Enjoy episode 10 of the Childish Podcast! Music by the best intern ever, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Kayley and Elisa promise to personally mail Nate a candy bar if he listens to all the podcast episodes. After that, Elisa and Kayley tell some of their worst work stories because being adults with real jobs sucks. Listen to episode 8 of Childish Podcast! Music by the best intern ever, Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Sarsaparilla is the soft drink of the future, according to Kayley and Elisa. Kayley speaks now and does not forever hold her peace, with a little dancing along the way. Elisa confronts the sexist child in her neighborhood and laments not falling in love with him as they grew older. Enjoy episode 7 of Childish Podcast! Music by Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Elisa and Kayley both have eccentric Nanas and both of those Nanas say and do the darndest things. Here's episode 6 of Childish Podcast. Music by Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Elisa and Kayley have recently turned 23 and decide to share some funny birthday moments from parties past. Kayley also shares an old journal entry and Elisa relives the time she almost died. Here's another episode of Childish! Music by Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

After some mulching around, Elisa and Kayley swap little brother stories. Elisa’s younger brother wonders why Fred is so special and Kayley’s younger brother learns the importance of hard work. And then the pair tells their lovely listeners to get the frick out, these are private stories. Music by Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Kayley and Elisa vow to one day become doctors just for the flex, wonder where the 6-year-old stud named Alex is now, and re-live a story of blood and terror, only to discover what a honky-tonk is and that it's easier to insult short people over tall people. Music by Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Kayley announces she is the only one on earth who knows how to pronounce the word "tootsie" in Tootsie Roll. Elisa confesses her deepest, darkest secrets from childhood. And the pair learn about diabetes, satan's hands, and the lyrics to one of country music's greatest hits, "Country Girl" by Luke Bryan. Also, get out. Music by Nathan Davis. Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.

Kayley and Elisa learn how to make burgers, get rejected to school dances, and what the heck the number for 9-1-1 is in Episode 1 of the Childish Podcast. Music Credit: Nathan Davis Follow us for weekly updates! INSTAGRAM - @podcastchildish TWITTER - @podcastchildish Send in your own stories and we'll read them on the show! Email podcastchildish@gmail.com.