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Deadpan Fury might be on an extended hiatus, but that never stopped any of its contributors. This podcast focuses on Marcus Vitchell's fixation on polluting any given corner of the internet. Topics may vary from the accidentally intellectual to the utterly worthless.

Marcus Vitchell

  • May 29, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • weekly NEW EPISODES
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  • 99 EPISODES


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Don't need it.

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2020 5:31


Marcus rants for a couple of minutes about things he doesn't need..like civility, and a particularly garbage word in his vocabulary.

Character concepts- the spoiler

Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2020 8:53


The man of mystery, the priest when everybody else wants to be bandits. In this quick carryover from Ugly Inner Child we talk about how to play a character who might not have the parties best interest at heart.

Reading Public Domain -The Statement of Randolph Carter

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 14:29


The Statement of Randolph Carter- HP Lovecraft. I flubbed a few lines, but the guy was a racist.

Deadpan Reading -'Someone to catch me' by D Barger

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 5:16


Marcus reads an excerpt from (former)Friend of the show and longtime DPF poster Nette! "Someone to catch me" chapter 25

Public Domain readings- The Nameless City

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2020 33:00


Intro music Henpecked Blues, by the Ben Bernie Orchestra This is almost a single take read through of HP Lovecraft the racists tale "The Nameless City" and Marcus throws in some notes and profanity as he attempts to read through it. Enjoy what has never been enjoyed and listen to the unlistenable!

DPF reads the Public Domain -Nyarlathotep

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2020 8:11


Marcus reads Nyarlathotep by HP Lovecraft who was a huge Ahole racist "even for his era". Dude was a dickhole. Intro Song "I cried for you" written by Gus Arnheim and Abe Lyman

Play by Post Rant 2 GM Tips

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2020 9:22


An extra 10 minutes of Marcus complaining about his entirely optional past time that he chooses to do of his own will. 4 tips to running a PbP more smoothly.

Play by Post Rant 1: Broad strokes

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2020 9:23


Listen to Marcus rant about one of his chosen hobbies that he prioritizes above all others and what he dislikes about the 'fun' he willingly inflicts upon himself. This is a broad strokes rant about playing by post, how it differs from writing, and how to make it run smoother. part 2 will contain more practical information about running better PbP games.

Mini episode: Hail Khonshu

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2020 1:50


The first Marcus free episode of Deadpan Fury. Khonshu purrs into the phone for a minute and a half.

Imagine The Hurt Garden-Hernia Locker

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2020 8:04


Marcus sings a song to unite the world, then proceeds to tell off half his friends list. He doesn't even get political, opting not to mention that dough head. Social Distancing since 73 baybee

Quarentined on game day

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 61:35


Low RES audio of Don and Marcus talking about character engagement and creation in their respective ugly Inner Child RPGs. Part 1 here now, Parts 1&2 on the Ugly Inner Child cast in higher quality later.

Thanks for not answering your phone

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 57:14


This might be catching up with Toner in a fairly standard phone call I happened to record. Little to no comedy, no bits, no topics. No sound guy. No way of knowing if anybody actually picks up

Shutdown

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2020 24:16


A rambling overview of a 24/7/365 workplace shutting down. and Marcus hernia might have just outlasted his job.

Video game play along

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2020 10:39


I was going to talk about State of Decay 2, social distancing, and other stuff but then my cat got involved.

My Corona

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2020 14:55


Yeah it sucks...

Marcus examines a conspiracy

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2019 0:54


a hard hitting, objective look at the most factual, least made up, totally not fake conspiracy on the internet.

8-1-2019

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2019 13:21


Marcus rambles about stuff you probably already watched by now. And one show that you probably didn't.And probably still won't. Life is a never ending series of futile gestures. Enjoy your mini episode.

Ugly Inner Child Preview

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2019 3:05


Marcus is branching out....to a second show he'll probably ignore too! Wait,no? Ugly Inner Child will be recording new episodes every sunday and will focus on the Pathfinder 1st edition RPG. Here's a brief rundown of that show. As for Deadpan Fury? We're still a bit behind, but we'll be back soonish. Im still paying so we're still in business.

Operation Varsity Blues

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2019 20:59


Sources for the Operation varsity Blues Rant include: https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/arrests-made-nationwide-college-admissions-scam-alleged-exam-cheating-athletic https://www.npr.org/2019/03/12/702539140/u-s-accuses-actresses-others-of-fraud-in-wide-college-admissions-scandal http://time.com/5549872/loughlin-huffman-charged-college-admisions-bribery-scandal/ https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/felicity-huffman-lori-loughlin-charged-in-college-admissions-bribery-scam-report Pathfinder: Scaling encounters on the fly Marcus is trying to stay busy at https://www.patreon.com/dhaise

Season 5 Alive

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2019 4:19


A special thank you to the Patreon supporters

Excelsior

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2018 6:14


Stan Lee, 1922-Forever

Deadpan Sneak Attack

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2018 3:57


Two moves, two breakups and a bunch of excuses Song by Harvey Danger, used with permission

Let's help Rob

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2018 2:51


https://www.gofundme.com/help-getting-through-the-moment

Wet Socks

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2018 16:00


the worst thing on earth,crappy places that aren't Missouri,  spoilers, and ryan connor's mailbox challenge 

Sneak Attack

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2018 1:04


Audacity is changing stuff around.

Deadpan Fury- Waiting for the Book

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2017 10:41


Marcus defends a movie he hasnt watched yet from people who have watched it 30 times. He then goes on to insult Star Wars and Star trek fans in this celebration of nerds and fans. IJOV Discord server https://discord.gg/8H2X8TG Listen to IJOV shows at http://www.ijov.net Theme Music :This is the thrilling conversation -Harvey Danger used with permission.

Not Safe For Anywhere

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2017 12:06


Marcus returns! A ramble about upcoming episodes, hiatuses, life changes, the loss of fear, new moon knight comics, missing the holiday episode, blowing deadlines, and net neutrality. IJOV Discord server https://discord.gg/8H2X8TG Listen to IJOV shows at http://www.ijov.net Theme Music :This is the thrilling conversation -Harvey Danger used with permission.

When toxic fandoms dont get their sauce

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2017 7:49


Sept 11

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2017 8:23


rambling. no intro. no jokes. no script.

Stealth Return

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2017 14:33


Marcus rambles about ambulances,denture mishaps (and misanthropy), his erratic publishing schedule, old people problems, vague promises about the future and XCom 2. Harvey Danger "This is the thrilling conversation" used by permission. I never asked anybody if I could record wilheim screaming. I've been awake all weekend. I have no excuse. Catch this show and other shows on IJOV.net Im on twitter, where I frequently get help looking stupid.

Hit Pause

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2017 4:34


Real life sometimes intrudes...and sometimes vacations

Nette

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2017 55:28


I’ve finally braved the heat to record. We’ve got NETTE on the show! That’s right, I dug deep and got Nette! Whereas I go all over the place, and you can’t shut up Hatter up; Nette keeps it kind of low key. She was around before I was in the DCU/Mobius Infinity/Athanon/Grassy Knoll/Deadpan Fury 1.0/DPF timeline. So we get to touch base after a lot of years and talk about her writing, our shared hobby, and her method.  We talk about parenting, being creative under stress, and the means you got to go through to be a Author instead of a Hobbyist. Also, the Nyrdcast guys jump in with an intro. Check them out over at IJOV.net, they’re aren’t your usual dialogue. Somewhere in all this, I’ll talk about the heat, procrastinating, and new projects like my website. The website is live over at www.uglyinnerchild.com Deadpan Fury Episodes are always here , or on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, or you can even ask Alexa to let you listen to the latest episode on tunedin

IJOV Ad

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2017 0:49


New show on the IJOV, Married Marks; a fun couple talking about pro wrestling. check them out on http://www.ijov.net  I also announce my next guest..or try to.

The Rabid Monk

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2017 69:27


No intro I could do is going to do this conversation justice so here it is. I was really spooked of this one. I wasn't going into something I knew much about. I'm not a particularly spiritual person, and what does that even mean? And can I find out without stuffing myself into yoga pants and keeping my third eye away from young,nubile women in my accidental quest for enlightenment? The Rabid Monk made it easy for me to shut up and listen,I barely even miss talking. I'm not in my element, but he absolutely was in his, in a conversation that left me buzzing an hour later, and thinking a bit on the second. I'm off the map, and I couldn't be happier about it. I'm not going to edit this one, I wouldn't do it justice, you're going to hear it beginning to end. Assume any unprofessional gulps of water or stammering is from my screwing it up. The Rabid Monk is ready from word one, and rather than chop it all up,I wanted the talks energy(?) intact. Brian C,  The Rabid Monk  , and you can follow him on twitter at @the_rabid_monk Theme snippet: "(This is) The Thrilling conversation you've been waiting for" By Harvey Danger- Used with permission  Deadpan Fury is part of the Inside Joke Outside Voice podcast network. IJOV.net

Mini-episode

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2017 0:13


I think he's really just amusing himself at this point...

Coming Attractions

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2017 14:41


Marcus rambles about the current guests, and the upcoming guests. he also manages to throw an f bomb before his advisory because he's a genius. Previous: CS Swampfox Upcoming: The Rabid Monk (Drops 5-20), Deanette BARGER (drops in June)

CS Swampfox

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2017 50:06


We're back from our Hiatus! For 2017, we're going to run through my social media accounts and talk to people who excel at things I'm horrible at, or always wished I could do, or understand things I do not. yes, after two or so years of being a non-credential know it all, I'm going to jump into the role of student, fan, or idiot and learn from talented people more accomplished than I am. True to form though, we're going to start things off with me suffering from 24 hours worth of sleep debt and amazingly poor acoustics on top of my allergies. you're welcome! Intro Theme "(This is) The thrilling conversation you've been waiting for"by Harvey Danger, used with permission. check out free music at harveydanger.com and hit the donate button while you're there if you like! Webmaster Jeff has been very awesome! This episode's guest is CS Swampfox, visit him on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/CS.Swampfox/ We talk about his history as a one man band, his creative process, and some of the parallels between writing fiction and composing a song. Musical Clip from "The Door" by CS Swampfox, from "Mad Singalong" available on itunes, amazon and elsewhere. We're played out by "Rumble in the Queens" by Alex Grey, officially purchased license and everything! Deadpan Fury is part of the Inside Joke Outside Voice Podcast network. Visit them at IJOV.NET and check out the other shows contact the show at dpfrant@protonmail.com Hate my intro? I do, so Im letting you guys record me a new one. send the show a link to your soundcloud or dropbox file, and if I like your intro, I'll use it.

Sequel to the Prequel

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2017 2:43


It's not a new episode... so why do I have a new episode?

The preparation to finalize moving

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2017 5:37


Yup, getting ready for new material and new guests with a new format, with a brief episode about big unexpected life changes that somehow turns into my thoughts about God. also, that one time I made a mistake recording bumpers. Also, my old theme music in its entirety "Rumble in the Queens" By Alex Gray.

Rogue Mini

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2017 14:28


Another mini episode, this time touching on: Recording new bumpers: dropbox, pm me, or idhaise@hotmail.com Brief recap of wrestlemania Brief recap of the Flash a quick peek into making DnD Paladins cooler. Not one political rambling this time.

Moving Day

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2017 14:23


it's the last mini episode of Wow Geezo as we move into DPF!   Marcus rants about people who make up conspiracies involving small children, 3 hour WB movies, and people binge watching media who don't understand LEGION. He also rants a little bit about heaping hate on Iron Fist and Ignoring Riverdale.   New theme music?

The Plan

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2017 3:23


A rough idea of some of the exciting changes Im going to put myself through, along with what this means for my audience.      

BONUS- Guided Meditation

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2017 4:40


What's a few moments when you need catharsis? Everything.

March

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2017 50:23


I was going to just release one slightly rambling mini episode, but instead I recorded 3 rambling commutes.    there's comic books, what I do when my girlfriend is out of town, and tips on customer service. And f words.

The 45, passive aggressive complainers

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2017 4:40


Marcus refuses to stop ranting about the dirtbag in chief, wasting 1 minute of the miniepisode on it.   There's some empty promises and complaining about passive aggressive people too, along with lots of F words..Like Fun, and Find, and Forget and-

Season 3, ep1 : Kurtis 2: Electric Boogaloo

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2017 55:48


Kurtis returns! we talk wrestling, election fallout, and guided meditation by Toner! NSFW

Inventions that changed the world

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2017 11:58


Well, not Marcus' world. Guest disclaimer by Travis!

Drive By rant #1,2017

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2017 11:53


Carrie Fisher died. Does that mean we have to lose Princess Leia too?

2016 Finale

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2016 31:35


Kicking 2016 to the curb with our mystery guest

82

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2016 14:59


In this jam packed mini episode: Marcus plugs the Something Something Cast 83rd episode holiday bonanza Gets a hair cut Reveals the sight gag from the 12-13 facebook live video Reviews the Telltale Batman game (7-12 minute mark if you care about spoilers) and follows up with other games he hasnt touched.    

Christmas at IJOV

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2016 0:35


That's right, where to hear the Christmas special! www.ijov.net   the Something Something Cast episode 83

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