Tired of losing your fantasy football league year in year out? Maybe it's time for you to slow it down and try your hand at some Fantasy 4 Play! Join me, Carb00ker, and my co-host, BDJ, as we make our way through rankings, mock drafts, DFS, and most importantly, the domination of our home league! Warning: this pod contains graphic content and copious amounts of profanity!!!

Power Rankings Check in, Road to playoffs

Let the Season Begin ft. woogoatlabussy

Get ready for the Fantasy 4 Play podcast's most anticipated episode of the year! The 2025 fantasy football season is upon us, and your favorite crew—Lionel (the Commissioner), Rene, and Juan—are back and better than ever for the season debut.In this action-packed episode, the trio dives into their first official mock draft of the 2025 season, with 10 thrilling rounds of fantasy football goodness. Whether you're preparing for your upcoming draft or just looking for some strategy tips, this episode is packed with insights you won't want to miss.

Dynasty Draft Talk, trade recap and mockdraft

Words from Deshaun Watson's biggest supporter, Aaron.

Wk 1 Recap, Wk 2 Matchups, Bizarro SZN?

"Zibba-zabba, doo-wop, bop, Loo-dee-lah, ticka-tick, bop-bop, Woodle-dee, zap, zing, wop, Doo-bop, zippity, bop!"

The final quest in a long season. Next week, Playoffs and... The Toilet Bowl!

Listen as we break down team outlooks heading into the playoffs.

"In a world haunted by unanswered questions and shrouded in the darkness of uncertainty, Dateline dives deep into the perplexing case of Lionel Reyna Jr. Join us on an unrelenting pursuit of truth as we unravel the mystifying layers surrounding this enigmatic figure. From the shadows of suspicion to the flickering light of possibility, follow the twists and turns of an investigation that challenges everything we know. Tonight, Dateline confronts the compelling saga of Lionel Reyna Jr.—a tale where secrets emerge, motives intertwine, and the search for resolution unveils the startling revelations hidden within."

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In the world of "Fantasy 4 Play," there was an enigmatic legend known as "The Undefeater." With an uncanny ability to spot hidden gems and predict player performances, he dominated every league he joined, leaving a trail of defeated opponents in his wake. While his true identity remained a mystery, The Undefeater's meticulous research, pregame rituals, and legendary victories made him a symbol of dedication and commitment to the game. One season, he entered the prestigious Grand Gridiron Showdown, where his formidable opponent, "The Rookie," had become a clear target for our mysterious warrior. In a nail-biting championship game, The Undefeater's star wide receiver made a miraculous play, securing his victory by only 4 pts and cementing his status as a Fantasy 4 Play legend. His legacy inspired countless enthusiasts to strive for greatness and face every challenge head-on, just as The Undefeater had done throughout his illustrious career.

Midseason Recap Matchups Juan has the dog inside him

Todays podcast will begin on time, but it will end early by only 5 min. Lionel will go to sleep, 5 min early. Lionel will wake up, brush his teeth, get dressed for work, ignore his wife as she goes on about her sister's deadbeat husband for the 12th time this week, Lionel will glare with disappointment at his child as he/she/them stares numbingly at the wall with drool dripping on to his/her/their breakfast and eventually head out to work 5 min early. Lionel will cross the street on the way to his bus stop 5 min early. Lionel will not see the the driver coming down the street that's just spilled her coffee as he crosses the street 5 min early... . . . .Little did we know, Daniel saw this in a dream as a child and did everything he could to prevent it but his efforts meant nothing to the desires of the fantasy gods. Daniel created the very problem to which the solution would be the inevitable cause of the demise of Lionel by only 5 min.

In the land of Fantasy 4 Play, there dwelled a legendary warrior known as Brown Town, celebrated for his strategic brilliance and team-building skills. Brown Town's most anticipated adventure occurred when he faced off against the newcomers of Rookie Town. Armed with a modest team of underrated players and rookies, he aimed to prove that knowledge and strategy were the keys to success in the world of Fantasy 4 Play. As the game unfolded, Brown Town's mastery became evident, but he took the opportunity to educate the rookies, sharing insights and wisdom, turning the game into a valuable learning experience. The outcome of this thrilling matchup between experience and enthusiasm was still hanging in the balance, creating a sense of excitement and suspense in the world of Fantasy 4 Play. The legend of Brown Town and his encounter with The Rook became a celebrated story in the realm of Fantasy 4 Play, emphasizing the importance of sharing knowledge and helping the next generation of enthusiasts on their journey to victory. As the final moments of the game drew near, all eyes were fixed on the field, waiting in eager anticipation to discover whether the newcomers of Rookie Town could defy the odds and secure a surprising victory or if Brown Town's wisdom and experience would ultimately prevail.

"Seeber, No Seebing" In a world of shadows, Seeber's gleam, No Seebing's trick, just truth, it seems. With honest eyes and heart so clear, He taught us all, there's nothing to fear. No hidden games, no secrets to play, Seeber's path, a bright, honest way. In his tale, we find the grace, To live our lives with an open face. So let us learn from Seeber's light, In honesty, we take our flight. No need for masks, let's all agree, Seeber, no seebing, forever be free.

On today's episode, we review this week's waivers and trades and break down the upcoming week of matchups highlighting the 3-0 matchup between The Real Jerry West and The Rook… Now, we share a message sent to us from the future through ChatGPT: In the mystical realm of Fantasy 4 Play, a cataclysmic battle of epic proportions unfolded as the formidable God Titan Rene clashed with the seemingly insignificant troll woman, Jonathan. With titanic forces of nature at his command, Rene unleashed the wrath of the heavens, casting thunderstorms and earthquakes upon the land. However, beneath Jonathan's unassuming exterior lay an indomitable spirit, as she harnessed the power of the earth itself to defend her homeland. The battle raged on, the clash of elements creating a mesmerizing spectacle that illuminated the skies. In the end, it was Rene who emerged victorious, his godly might proving too overwhelming for the brave troll woman. Though defeated, Jonathan's unwavering courage left an enduring legend in Fantasy 4 Play, a testament to the resilience of even the humblest souls in the face of godly adversity.

In today's episode we have special guest, seeb... WOOOOOO. The ROOK - JonathanTheGreater and seeb... WOOOOOO face off in a battle of unbeatens in what our league is calling, "Definitely a matchup that's happening this week." The only question is, was Tony Jones worth $50 FAAB, and how many trades is too many? Our fantasy experts dissect the transactions and trades of the week, looking at the vast ecosystem of available players to help you win your next shitty league tournament.

This week we grade trades and transactions, recap the week, and go over the upcoming matchups. Also, Lionel's best intro yet.