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Welcome to Femme De Tale, a not so serious Australian podcast where two “Femmes”, Maudie and Jess recap real-life “tales” of the weird, the bad, and the spooky. Every episode contains a presentation from both Jess and Maudie on a topic decided by the all-

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    • Jan 31, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 29m AVG DURATION
    • 11 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Femme De Tale

    Florida Cracker Horse (Celtic Myths and Legends)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 83:18


    !SOUND QUALITY ISSUES IN THIS EP! The cursed episode of Femme De Tale that was determined not to go to air. In this episode originally slated to go live on Friday the 13th 2020 - Maudie presents on the Celtic creature "The Kelpie" and Jess presents on the not so Celtic story of the "Fisher King". Featuring: occasional bonus ambiance of a hacksaw and a ceiling fan.

    Did Someone Slap Your Sushi (Brain Conditions and Variations)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 92:25


    -And now for something completely different- Have you ever wondered what our brains smell like? Apparently, Maudie has. Due to other commitments, Maudie was unable to research this week which means Jess tried a solo topic on something divergent from our usual content. Welcome to an episode about how weird and wonderful brains are: featuring such conditions as aphantasia, prosopagnosia, aphasia, lethologica, visual agnosia, and synthesia. Clickbait: -SOCIAL MEDIA COMP WINNERS ANNOUNCED AT END OF EPISODE-

    Particularly Smelly Minks (Creepy Places)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 93:25


    In this episode, Jess investigates supernatural and scientific possible causes for the goings-on at Overtoun bridge and Maudie gets experimental with borderline ASMR about Australia's most haunted homestead "Monte Cristo". If you know why ghosts aren't hot pink let us know. Content warning for a brief mention of child murder.

    Inky Foreskins And Other Wonders Of The Invisible World (Witches)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 80:49


    Special Guest speaker Molly, Witchcraft Historian takes Jess and Maudie through a journey of weird discharge, obscene kisses, Nuncels and other wonders of the witchy world. Don't forget to like or follow the Rainbow room Guyra and Femme De Tale's social media for a chance to win our Halloween draw!

    Never Trust A Turtleneck (Health Gurus)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 105:01


    What are you more afraid of? Needles or carbs? In this Health Guru inspired episode- hosts, Jess and Maudie take on Pete Evans A.K.A Paleo Pete and turtle neck loving Elizabeth Holmes and by proxy, their associates "The Lizard People".

    Immortal Mountain Wizard Association (Cults)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 94:55


    In this cult themed episode, Maudie tells a tale of the Immortal Mountain Wizards and Jess recaps Unicult. Special guest appearances by vagina crystals and a Russian military helicopter. Sorry for the late upload, the episode after this one will appear at the regularly scheduled time.

    Does He Have A Weird Dick? (Identity Theft)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 100:00


    How do you feel about weird genitals, high school, shipwrecks, and the revelation that Principal Skinner was born Armin Tamzarian?Feat : Treva Throneberry and The Tichborne Claimant.

    In Parliamentary Terms Eff Off (Arson)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 82:46


    Maudie and Jess try to avoid government watch lists whilst discussing forbidden twiggy sticks, Deborah Green and the conspiracies of the Armidale Club Fire (which have nothing to do with Barnaby Joyce).

    Aussie Cryptids Are Weetbix Cryptids (Cryptids)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 72:50


    Now with improved sound quality (Researching and hosting still questionable)! Maudie and Jess discuss bizarre incidents in the Pilliga as well as the more bogan cousin of the Tasmanian tiger as they contemplate opening a drug rehabilitation centre for alligators.

    Estée Murder (Make up Scandals)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 90:04


    Jeffree Star? Don't know her... In this Makeup Scandal themed Episode both Maudie and Jess go a little retro discussing Eugene of Loreal (feat: the French Nazis) and Julia Tofana's Aqua Tofana. Feat : continuing questionable sound quality and Jess's maternal feelings of protection for Jojo Siwa.

    The Orphans Have Left The Building (Reality T.V)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 87:17


    Welcome to the first-ever episode of Femme De Tale - where two Australian Femmes, Jess and Maudie tell tales of the weird, the bad, and the spooky. In this episode: Maudie and Jess battle the topic of "Reality Tv" whilst fighting - first episode jitters, poor equipment (New Equipment from ep 3), and involuntary bodily noises to cover shady shit in Australia's Next Top Model and the absolute wild ride that was “Ghost Watch”.

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