FirstTimer’s

When you look at the lyrics to Billy Joel's epic piano ballad, “Piano Man”, one can't help but get the sense that the Piano Man is simply taking advantage of lonely, drunk people. His disdain and haughty opinions reflect someone who doesn't care one bit for his customers. Or maybe that's just me? We're doing pianos this week!!!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On this weeks episode of FirstTimers, I ironically sit DOWN to talk to my guest Nathaniel Greene. WE COVER IT ALL!!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO ANOTHER PODCAST ABOUT COMEDY EVER AGAIN!!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Commuting…It's the worst right??? NOT TRUE. There are a million other things that are worse…The more you know. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Guess who's back? Back again? Jason's back. Tell some friends. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

“We are Young. Heartache to Heartache, We Stand”-Par Benetar. Youth is the ever distancing treasure we all seek, but only the uber rich can fathom. Is Tik Tok a way to keep young forever…Or is it a way to make teen boys horny? Enjoy!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Comeback is always stronger than the Setback-Mike”The Situation Sorrentino” --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This weeks ep highlights the colorful world of acrylic painting…plus a really hacky Peter Dinklage joke!

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This the type of beat I can bop on I need a quick thot that can top off This the year that I really get my guap on And you know the whole game, I got a lock on It's Young M.A, Redlyfe, got that hot sauce --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This weeks FirstTimer's brings you a look into the benefits and barriers that come along with therapy. This episode is brought to you by Anchor. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What's a Bakers Dozen? No, seriously…what's a bakers dozen? This weeks episode is sponsored by Anchor. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week, I “axe” myself if I'm tough enough to go toe to toe with the sharpest blades in the world!!!! The answer…NOPE!!!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Robots are frightening. I don't think we truly take into consideration how powerful we have made them…or have they made us? This week I let go and let loose as I try a Self Driving Tesla Model X. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Batman vs the Joker. God vs the Devil. One Wheel vs Two Wheels. These epic adversaries have brought the best out of each other and this weeks episode, I attempt to bring out a little “devil” of my own…a unicycling devil… --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Skateboarding, skateboarding, and more skateboarding!!!!! Cowabunga!!!!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Ooh, she made us drinks to drink We drunk 'em, got drunk And then I think she thinks I'm cool She gave me a wink, I winked back And then I think that we hit it off something proper like I like the bartender (ooh, if you're lookin' for me) I'm at the bar with her (oh-oh-oh, okay) I like the bartender (yeah, if you're lookin' for me) I'm at the bar with her (oh-oh-oh, okay) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Podcasts are basically like radio, right? This weeks FirstTimers brings you an honest conversation about keeping socially conscious while creating silly bullshit. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Brapppp…Brapppp? That certainly was my question for this weeks activity, DirtBikes. I attempt to explore the fascination and ultimately come away with a better understanding of what it takes to ride one. That and a vibrating sensation in my nether region. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This weeks episode of FirstTimers brings you the sounds, the sights…and the smells of a Half Marathon. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Remember the movie Cars? Holy crap, that movie was so bad compared to the rest of the Pixar movies. Well, then they went ahead and made Cars Land…And TOTALLY REDEEMED THEMSELVES!!!!!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Have you ever tried paddle boarding? Most people have! Well I haven't…Until recently. Hey gang! Welcome to FirstTimers!!!! This episode, I attempt to clarify exactly what happened to me out there on the lake. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hello Everyone!!!!! This is your one stop shop for everything FirstTimers. Thank you so much for stopping by and trying out the Podacast. FirstTimers is a podcast where, me, your host Jason Malone, will be trying out something new each week. New episodes drop on Wednesday, but the first 2 episodes are locked and ready to go NOW!!! Click the link here https://anchor.fm/jason-malone9 and please stay tuned for future episodes of FIRSTTIMERS!!!!!!!