Flapping Crane

Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanza from Flapping Crane. Sorry Jews.

Pookie smacks.

The dark side of chips and salsa.

Sometimes you just need a little inspiration to save the day.

Winter of Turek's alarm is reliable.

Bryann still loves Pete.

Shawn and Joe have a deep conversation.

Belch like a man, man.

Mmmm. Walnuts.

All New Site! No New Skits!

You don't know real pain.

Dwayne just couldn't depend on his curly hair, until one day he saw a commercial that would change his life.

The epic tale of struggles for peace through acts of foul dominance; an uncanny sojourn of extraordinary prowling contact sports; a fuzzy sammich that will accept no recourse - this is Darkman 7.

Get the new Swiffer Wet Jet!

New for 2009.

This needs to stop.

It really should have stayed lost.

Good in my belly, my tummy's desire.

We are trying to get Joe to move to Jordan, MN.

Good hygiene is for chumps.

We were 2nd runner up to Al Gore for the Nobel Peace Prize.

These beaches are well-protected.

Join the Mile-High Club.

Do people call you bacon face? Dr. Trabajos's cream will help.

An important message for all the dudes out there.

Joe had to move out because of his ghost problem. Stupid ghosts.

Bryann gets interrupted during an AIM session. Rude.

It All Begins Again. In Bite-Sized Portions.

Uncle Frank will be missed.

Welcome to Neverland, bitch.

Take a chance... with tacos.

The first casualty of war is refreshing taste.

It's Valentine's Day, ladies. WARNING: This material may be insensitive to male viewers.

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Joe opening a DVD. That's all.

They're down to their last chicken nuggey.

Some dudes get together for movie night.

Completely remastered. The new iTape.

Toofies, For Boys.

Apply directly to the forehead.

They watch small TVs to get their news.

Yup, we're late to this party.

A public service annoucement from your friends at Flappingcrane.com.

There are hazards to aerobics. Like watching them.

Our new intro?

A brazilian ass-shaker.

Hi, I'm a Mac. Still.

Hi, I'm a Mac.

Enter the Cleaning Shark

Born to fly...

Sometimes skits just don't work out. But there's always something worthwhile leftover. Watch... and learn.