For Forks Sake: A Twilight Podcast

Do you love the Fast & Furious franchise? No matter your answer, you'll hate this week's chapter of Midnight Sun(25. The Race). The Twilight chapter isn't winning any awards either(22. Hide-and-Seek). This episode's art was made by our amazing friend Will Monson @willmonsonart. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here.  We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod.  All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

We only read one chapter this week(Twilight Chapter 21) and we've still managed a two hour episode. That's because we also double as paranormal investigators this episode, in Misty P.'s haunted craft room. Listen along as we join Bella, Jasper and Alice in the dingiest Knights Inn in Arizona. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here.  We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod.  All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

Like a phoenix from the ashes...or a zombie from the grave?...we've returned after our extended hiatus to discuss our favorite books, The Twilight Sage by SMeyer(she's totally cool with us calling her that). In this fated episode, we discuss Twilight chapter 20 and Midnight Sun chapter 24. We also do a lot of very accurate math. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here.  We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod.  All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, we've finally crawled out from the insufferable summer heat to bring you another episode. Good news: we've made it to third base, consensually, and we're sliding into home with only 5 chapters left! Bad news: we have 5 chapters left. Join us this week as we maturely discuss Twilight Chapter 19 and Midnight Sun Chapter 23. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

After the droll baseball rules chapter, we've finally made it to some vampire on vampire action!(probably not the kind you're looking for) We read Twilight Chapter 18 and Midnight Sun Chapter 22 and you'll be happy to know that we've finally reached a chapter that isn't just about Bella and Edward. FYI- there is (almost) always a Marvel style post credits scene after every episode, did you guys know that? We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

We are once again coming to you late. Like months late. It's been a weird year.... and this week we thought we'd come back with a bang with everyone's favorite part of everyone's favorite vampire book/movie: the baseball game. If you feel so inclined, join us in our inevitable disappointment as we realize that the book isn't always better than the movie. We're reading Twilight Chapter 17 and Midnight Sun Chapter 21 so you don't have to. Editor's Note: We experienced some technical difficulties this episode (shocking, I know), one of which caused the tail end of our discussion to be lost somewhere in timey whimey space. I know you're on the edge of your seat, but we'll cover what happens after Bella covers her stinky neck next episode. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

Bella finally meets the Cullens this week as we read Chapter 16 of Twilight and Chapter 20 of Midnight Sun. To our dismay, there is a distinct lack of Rosalie crushing glass. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

We're back this week with our regularly scheduled nonsense in episode 20(or episode 22 if you count the bonus episodes but Misty K. almost had an aneurism trying to figure this out so please let's just all say it's episode 20.) With Twilight Chapter 15 and Midnight Sun Chapter 19, we join Bella and Edward as they act like weird teens and the Cullens meet Bella. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

This week's FFS Shorts may run a little long, but in our biased opinion it's worth your precious time. We conclude this short interlude from our sporadically scheduled podcast to discuss the remaining four shorts in the Storytellers collection. Believe it or not, we actually miss Alice. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

Happy Holidays from For Forks Sake! As a gift to you, and ourselves, we're taking a couple of episodes break from reading. Instead, we're watching and talking about The Storytellers:New Voices in the Twilight Saga collection of short films. You can find out more about the 2015 project here. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

It's Episode 19 and we've cracked the code: if we don't talk about Bella and Edward, we all have a wonderful time. We consensually read Twilight Chapter 14 and Midnight Sun Chapter 18, because around these parts, consent is key. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

It's a chapter we've all been waiting for and in true FFS fashion, we're terribly disappointed. Join us this week as we discuss SMeyer's version of a bodice ripper, Twilight Chapter 13 and Midnight Sun Chapter 17. Spoiler: there are no strippers. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

Two and a half months.....we've been away longer than Bella and Edward date before they get married. We're back, and the audio is worse than ever! After a major hurricane, a couple of vacations and one cross country move, Misty, Misty and Kendall finally sit down to discuss what we may or may not have read many weeks ago: Twilight Chapter 12 and Midnight Sun Chapter 16. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

After an extended absence and in the midst of a historic hurricane, we bring to you this week Chapters 14 and 15 of Midnight Sun. You read that right... two Midnight Sun chapters. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

This week, we do something a little different: we talk a little bit about ourselves. And before you ask, no it's not really information anyone wants. But Bella had to tell Edward so we have to tell you! So relax with us, because this chapter is boring and we just want to know what your favorite Linkin Park song is. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

Welcome to episode 14, where the character bios are made up and the plot doesn't matter. We're your middle aged hosts Misty, Misty and Kendall, and this week we try to tiptoe around SMeyer's weird attempts at describing teen sexual attention without gagging. *offers elbow* Shall we? We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

We're back and we're oozing with trash energy after reading Twilight chapter 10 and Midnight Sun chapter 11, Interrogations! Join us as we talk about vampire reproduction(again), SIDDS and ask the age old question, "What does Edward smell like?". Funnily enough, there are no interrogations. Thanks SMeyer! We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

Listen, we love playing 20 questions just as much as the next vampire, but this is ridiculous. Join us as we experience the first real conversation between Edward and Bella, as Edward speed races back to Forks after rescuing and force feeding Bella in Port Angeles. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

If there was ever any doubt that we are middle aged, we thoroughly discuss hard seltzer for approximately 30 minutes this recording. Don't worry, you'll only get a taste of that conversation because we're back after a week break and we're ready to talk about the first exciting event in Twilight and Breaking Dawn, the trip to Port Angeles! We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

We've made it to the double digits! Welcome to episode 10 of For Forks Sake! This week we read the Midnight Sun chapter, Ghost, that mirrors last week's Twilight chapter. It's like reading last week's chapter again, with more angst and creepiness. You'll hear desperate confusion from at least one FFS host whom we suggest see their doctor regarding their blood pressure. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like the thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforkssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

This week, we read Chapter 7 of Twilight and it's so boring, we ended up discussing religious trauma instead. Join us as we learn about dial up internet in Forks, Washington! P.S. The episode title is an ode to baby Taylor Lautner as his most irreverent movie role, Shark Boy. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforkssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

Have you ever played The Sims 4 with the Vampires expansion pack, evicted the Goth family, taken over their old world mansion, moved in your creator content custom Cullen family and made them do stupid things for your own mortal entertainment? Of course you have, and so has SMeyer, as we see in about 2 paragraphs in Chapter 7 of Midnight Sun, "Melody". Join us as we suffer through what we're still convinced is fan fiction. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforkssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

We're in a great mood this week! "Why?",you may ask. Well friend, we've got a single chapter episode, not a sniff of Edward and we finally meet the other member of the world's worst throuple, Jacob Black. Join us as we leisurely walk the 15 miles from Forks to La Push baby! We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforkssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

Just when we thought he couldn't get any worse... In the chapter following his casual home invasion, we find that our bar for Edward, which is already on the ground, isn't quite low enough. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforkssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod. Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com. All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady.

Lemonheads! Mall Sharks! The Police! Spider Murder! You can have all this and more for the low price of $Free.99, all in Episode 5 of For Forks Sake: A Twilight Podcast. Listen to us try to understand SMeyer's justification for a 104 year old vampire sleep creepin a 17 year old girl. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for our outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforkssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod . Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady .

Man, look at that run time. Why is this episode so "short"? That'd be because we only blabber about one chapter this week: Chapter 4 of Midnight Sun! There are bad accents, made up words and genuine enjoyment for this chapter waiting for you in this episode. We'd like to thank Mike Patton for writing and recording our kick ass, exclusive, one of a kind theme song "For Forks Sake". You can find his band Vista Blue on Bandcamp here. We'd also like to thank Keenan and Connor for the use of our incredible outro song "Twilight Baby". You can find the music video here. Follow us on social media! You can find us on Instagram @forforkssakepod and Twitter @ForForksSakePod . Visit our website www.forforkssakepod.com . All podcast and episode artwork is created and owned by Kendall. You can find her on Instagram @theletteredlady .