Gemini – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

Feel yourself stoner Gemini. Strength within will be buoyed by universal support in June. Let's go! You are a multifaceted soul traveling the terrestrial plane. This month will be a dance within this multifaceted nature. Stock your stash jars with pure Sativa cannabis strains and Sativa hybrids to start the month. The celestial influence of the first half of June will be in support of creative Twin. This influence will support both thinking and physical manifestation. Whoa bud, what if you manifest creative thought while producing creative art? Stoner mind blown. After the first decade of June, cosmic support will shift to matters of an internal nature. Ease into more balanced hybrids at this stage to open up internal dialogue and seek fresh discoveries within. June 14th marks a Super Full Moon. Stoner Gemini, the period after this Lunar event will be a time to pull back and heal. Pack your bowl with cannabis strains high in CBD for a few days to encourage this rest and recuperation. After the 18th you will be ready to pack, light, rip, and exhale any desired strain you prefer. All of the prescriptions and efforts put into the beginning of the month will result in an outburst of social exhibition. Feel yourself stoner Gemini.  Nurtured internal work will turn into positive outward manifestations.  What a wonderful world!

This month, many of the stoner Zodiac will find themselves faced with that age old question: Should I work, or should I play? But you are not one of them stoner Gemini. You won't have to waste any time worrying about which one to choose, May will be filled by plenty of both! While grinding hard and keeping your groove going are both written in the stars, it will be up to you to maintain balance between both worlds. And in order to sustain this peaceful equilibrium throughout the month, the best advice I can offer my toking Twin is this: Keep the pipe at home. The only way to ensure an upward trajectory in the workplace, and to enjoy lighthearted stoney time off the clock, is to keep them separate. Stoner Gemini, when you're on the job, remember it's business time. Keep your mind haze-free, and your focus clearly on the tasks in front of you. And once you're done with work for the day, light one up, and let any thoughts of business fade away with the smoke. Whether you lean more toward the sweet stimulating Sativa, or usually indulge in the sticky calm-inducing Indica, you should keep your stash jars stocked with both throughout the month. Whenever you feel like you're running out of steam, seek out the inspirational vapors of an uplifting Sativa for a little pick-me-up. And when the weekend hits: Relax, rest, and rediscover your center with more grounding buds. Stoner Gemini, it might sound strange to some that a person could smoke their way to success. But, as long as you make sure you match your sinsemilla selection with the appropriate situation, you will see gains in your career, and still get to spend plenty of time roasting great ganja with your best buds.

Stoner Gemini, up to this point, it may feel like not much has happened for you this year. So far, you may not have seen the seeds planted at the New Year grow as much as you had hoped. But I'm here to tell you to take a deep breath, take a few stress relieving tokes of the marijuana smoke, and relax my terrestrial Twin. It's officially the first full month of Spring! You can expect to see your spiritual and financial gardens experience noticeable growth. Remember stoner Gemini, that when it comes to our plants and our plans, time spent in a vegetative state is just as important as when they start to bloom. Sure, this period of slow growth may not be the most exciting, but it is crucial in creating a strong, healthy foundation. This incubation time is the groundwork for everything that follows; after all, the tallest trees only reach great heights if their roots run deep. Stoner Gemini, the most substantial growth will be in the realm of work. As long as you maintain your ambitious momentum, your peers and the higher ups will notice your contributions to the team. At least for the first couple weeks it will be best to stay off the pipe when you're on the clock. This month, you want to keep your work-grind and your herbal-grind separate. So, save those sweet, sticky bowls to celebrate a good day's work, instead of slowing down your brain at work. My stoner Twin, April isn't going to be all work and no play. Your time outside of the office will be as hazy as ever. You're not the only sign of the stoner Zodiac who had a slow start to the year. Your cannabis companions are coming out of Winter hibernation, and ready to blaze up with you under the bright Spring sun.

Stoner Gemini I warned that better days of the year were around the corner. The slow start to 2022 is over! Get ready to rip and roll your way into a stoney cosmic adventure. The action influence from the universe comes hot and heavy like a glob slab slammed on a glowing nail. The New Moon on the 2nd will send cosmic waves of a shifting tide. Pack a celebratory bowl for one on this date to welcome the change with your personal cannabis guide. These action items will manifest in the work sphere. Any passion projects or work tasks will get a boost from cosmic encouragement. The wonderful nature of this influence implies that kind feedback will occur as a direct result of your actions. Yes stoner Gemini; the only risk you run of missing out is the danger of couchlock. Keep the stash jar loaded with energetic Sativa species to bring inspiration AND action to the forefront. Ah my stoner Twin. It just wouldn't be a month worth remembering if you didn't have some sort of battle with the dual nature of life, and within yourself. As the month progresses there will be moments of trepidation and insecurity. Toke a moment with the sacred herb to contemplate these situations before they get the best of you. Perhaps, all that is needed is a positive outlook to see any obstacle or dilemma as an opportunity or learning lesson. These are the situations where a shared bowl with your close cannabis compadre might be the ear or sounding board needed to find the positive path. Good luck stoner Gemini. There should be enough to do this month to keep you both busy!

Stoner Gemini, how did you make it through the dual retrograde cycle last month? Did the magic of the sacred herb engage your super Twin power? Well here you are, ready to shred, pack, and light up another exciting month. Be prepared stoner Gemini, entering February will be like hitting that wall of sweet smells from the sacred herb. You are in for a quick change of pace as the planets move on, and throw you into a different phase. Keep smoke sessions light and airy. Don't dive in too deep at the beginning of the month. Feel the change of pace with your raw psyche. The cannabis strain does not matter, just make sure to consume just enough to get you where you want to go. Once the beginning phase of the month is over, and you have caught your bud-loving bearings, you should feel like yourself again. Your sense of humor will return.; your ability to adapt and thrive within a social setting will come to the forefront. You may not have realized they were gone, but you will definitely feel them come back. I'll smoke to that! Although the planetary motion will free stuck stash jars and ground joints, the new phase will bring a cooler to the work sphere and finances. February will be the month to take it easy on the toking. Responsibility, accountability, and agility will be key. Pinchie bowls go with pinching pennies. Furthermore, a clear head may help you address some debt that is weighing you down. The good news is that this potential tolerance break after the first six days of the month will be a breeze.  With the adaptive and communicative gears grinding once again, you may hardly notice the absence of your cannabis copilot.

Stoner Gemini patience and understanding will be required to receive the celestial benefits of the first Winter month.  Our sacred herb can be a wonderful tool to help us see hidden mechanisms that might be holding us back from progress. Perspective must be sought in December stoner Gemini.  We may all be trapped within our … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope December →

Stoner Gemini …. Ready!  Set!  Go!  November promises to be a bustling period of frenetic energy and diligent work.  Time, effort, and labor will all blur together like no other period felt in the recent past or near future. Let’s go stoner Gemini!  Put on your hard hat, grab your favorite piece, and embrace the … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope November →

Stoner Gemini, for some in the stoner Zodiac autumn is a time to slow down, bundle up, and allow themselves a little more time being comfortably stoned on the couch. But, this month, the stoner Twin will not be caught lounging or wasting any of the limited hours of daylight the Fall season offers. While … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope October →

Dare to dream stoner Gemini.  The September time period is a powerful month for the stoner Twin.  Confidence, diligence, and a positive mental attitude will be the keys to unlocking the cosmic magic manifesting in the first Fall month. Early in the month toke time with the sacred herb.  Dare to dream stoner Gemini!  Use … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope September →

Are you ready stoner Gemini?  I know you are.  And the stoner Zodiac is waiting with anticipation.  August will be the time of the Twin, and the world will be a more exciting, and colorful place because of it.   The universe will be shining a big bright light on you stoner Gemini.  Don’t get stage … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope August → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Gemini, the second Summer month is sure to be lit.  Your terrestrial travels will be bountiful and blessed; as the sweet Summer Sun sends cosmic kisses of warm energy to the creative Twin. Feel the flow stoner Gemini.  This month your enigmatic personality will attract fellow cannabis connoisseurs as if a positive spell has … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope July → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

It’s the season of the Twin!  Stoner Gemini I am sure you are geared up and ready to toke all you can this month.  But watch out!  There are hidden cosmic elements that should pull the reins on highly ambitious expectations. Chill stoner Gemini, this month is going to be fantastic.  With the right attitude, … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope June → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

You are on a roll stoner Gemini!  The month of May will continue the upward celestial trend for the Twin of the stoner Zodiac.  Often the stoner Gemini is unaware of the unique bifurcated nature of their stellar stoner traits.  How many times have you balked at a comment by a member of the canna-fam … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope May → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Get out among the broader smoke circle stoner Gemini!  Universal influence in April supports a social Twin.  That’s right, guard your eyes and step out of your home and comfort zone.  That’s the Sun that is blinding you, and it comes with energy and adventure. But there is a danger in this expansive motive for … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope April → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Gemini you can expect March to be a double header: Grinding hard in the early days then slowing your roll to focus on peace and relaxation. It is recommended during the ‘work hard’ phase that you put down the pipe, or at least keep it at home. No one is saying that you have … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope March → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope March appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Gemini the last period was all about a self disciplined Positive Mental Attitude.  The February time period will assist this internal work with positive outward celestial influence.  If January was all about hard work internally, then February could be considered the period of pay-off. Now don’t misinterpret stoner Gemini, action will still be required … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope February → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

2021 kicks off in proper fashion for the stoner Gemini!  With the right attitude, and a sense of adventure, the Twin will be burning nugs with many smoke circles in far-flung locations.  The natural flighty flow of the celestial influence will only require a couple things. First, stoner Gemini, you must find positivity and optimism … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope January → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Gemini the holiday season will be more about personal relationships than the broader smoke circle.  Universal influence will push social frequencies to extremes.  So personal feelings within close connections will be at heightened metrics.  This of course could mean expansive deepening of relationships with close cannabis companions, but it also foretells heightened anxiety with … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope December → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Gemini the transition from Fall to Winter is upon us.  Days are getting shorter, and perhaps so too should your smoke sessions.  Positive cosmic waves of progress will blow through your house this month, but balance will be required to ride them to success. Your voice will be requested in the work sphere.  These … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope November → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Gemini put on your thinking cap, and engage your third eye vision.  October is full of positive contemplation and meaningful moments of progress.  But it will take a slow burn of thoughtful analysis to stay on the right path. Know yourself, and your surroundings stoner Gemini.  It would be best to avoid any deep … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope October → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Gemini the month of September brings a cosmic opportunity for a fresh perspective.  The planetary alignment will not whisk you away into another terrestrial existence, but instead you must be the champion of your own change. The magic of the sacred herb is awe inspiring.  One of the gifts of cannabis is the power … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope September → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Gemini this could be the Summer of happy Twins.  The sun is out, the bowls are lit, and the Twins are content.  The current planetary alignment ensures mutual admiration within relationships with low resistance toward progress.  Now that’s a Summer forecast I can smoke to. First, this is great news within the work sphere.  … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope August → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Gemini July marks a period of freedom and rebirth, and it comes quick!  The themes of June carry forward into July as the universe is not finished with your internal closet cleaning, and smoke circle purging. The 4th of July marks a clear line of progress where the internal analysis of June turns into … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope July → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope July appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Gemini June is a powerful month with a triad of cosmic conditions.  First, there is a lunar eclipse on the 5th.  Second, after June 18th your ruling planet Mercury plummets into retrograde.   And third, there is a solar eclipse on the 21st.  Wow, these all set up to create a hallucinogenic trip of … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope June → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope June appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Gemini growth can occur whether we’re ready for it or not.  As you proceed through the final days of Spring, you can expect to undergo a transcendental transformation.  Seeds you planted long ago, lying dormant for longer than expected, will begin sprouting in May.  The cosmos definitely has your back during this season of … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope May → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope May appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Gemini as we spring forward and race towards summer, you need to remember one thing:  Sometimes the best way to help others is by first helping yourself. Before you turn your focus outward, you must turn your third eye gaze inward.  Grab your favorite piece, light one up, and find your inner peace. Whether … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope April → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope April appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Alright stoner Gemini, the three horsemen of negativity have road on to influence other stoner star signs this month.  How did you do combating the waves of negative cosmic influence in January? Great, now forget about it! Battling stress and anxiety can be a mighty challenge.  Coming out the other side, there will be a … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope February → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope February appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Gemini the dreaded three horsemen of negative cosmic influence will ride into your Zodiac house in January:  Anxiety, Stress, and Self Doubt. There you go, quick words like ripping off a bandaid. There are actions and remedies to help you navigate this dark path ahead. First, there is a specific sacred herbal strain that … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope January → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope January appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

As the old saying goes, “We get by with a little help from our friends.”  This month stoner Gemini, you are going to be that friend. Whether you are the friend with the kind bud, or kind words, you will be the helping hand of the cannabis crew this December.  Look back to where you … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope December → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope December appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Buckle up stoner Gemini because old conflicts of the past, pushed out of sight and out of mind, will pop up again in November. And this time, the conflict must find a resolution. With keen herbally enhanced third eye clarity, and responsible impetus, the stoner Gemini should escape the final Fall month unharmed. Don’t run … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope November → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope November appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Stoner Gemini sometimes life happens to you, and sometimes you happen to life. There will always be those moments when you feel stuck in the grind: Like everything is out of your control, and you are helpless but to endure whatever the universe decides to dump on you. You can resign yourself to the couch … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope October → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope October appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Where did the time go stoner Gemini? Work sometimes acts as a time travel device that catapults you into the future. Seasons change and you are left wondering, “Where did the time go?” Toke time early in the month to use the sacred herb as a catalyst for understanding this time machine conundrum. A well … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope September → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope September appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

First, stoner Gemini, the good news: The final summer month will be full of sunny days and memorable smoke sessions. Unfortunately, these uplifting moments will be contrasted by conflict avoidance and resolution. Toke time to remind yourself you can’t solve every problem all at once. Seek guidance from the sacred herb in moments of frustration. … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope August → The post Gemini Stoner Horoscope August appeared first on Stoner Astrological Horoscope.

Of all the monthly periods of 2019, July may be the one that comes the most natural to the stoner Gemini. Some of your most notable characteristics will be crucial in navigating the sporadic scenarios of summer. The best advice is to just be your standard, stony self: Adaptive, thoughtful and at times impulsive. Let's … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope July 2019 →

Stoner Gemini the lazy, hazy days of spring are slipping away. The summer days ahead welcome you with the promise of strange energetic times. This period will be dynamic in all aspects of your life. Unique opportunities and summer adventure await; some of which may be outside of your typical routine. Don't fret my lovely … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope June 2019 →

Stoner Gemini the final Spring month may feel like running in sand toward goals in the distant future. But fear not my stoner yin yang twin, there are plenty of tools and options to lead you down a progressive path in May. With the right sacred greens, and canna-buddies to share bowls with, you will … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope May 2019 →

Spring is upon us stoner Gemini. This means we are entering into a period where you will have plenty of time to roll one up, burn one down, and just chill out! April cosmic influences will usher in an era of contentment for the stoner Gemini. Investment early in the month to align the chakras … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope April 2019 →

March may be one of the best periods of the year for the stoner Gemini. Mercury will take a smoke break from wrecking your flow. So light one up and get ready for the show. This newfound cosmic support will directly affect your intuition and global perspective. Another way of saying it is your third … Continue reading Gemini Stoner Horoscope March 2019 →

The month of February will have a natural abundance of energy flowing into the stoner Gemini. This cosmic support will harden strength and resolve. It will also be a naturally social month for the twins; a perfect period to add to your smoke circle. Be forewarned stoner Gemini: Don't go counting your joints until they're … Continue reading Gemini February 2019 →

Stoner Gemini you are very aware of the constant challenge of balancing the logical and the emotional. As you begin writing the next smokey chapters in the coming New Year, it is advisable you allow logic to lead the way. Regardless of how busy 2018 felt, the important thing is to not rush. Take it … Continue reading Gemini January 2019 →

Stoner Gemini the skies are clear for your sign in December. This is a great period to toke a look at yourself from high above our cosmic spacecraft. See yourself from a broader perspective. The current planetary alignment will give you a boost of insight and place a warm cosmic wind at your back. With … Continue reading Gemini December Horoscope →

There is good news and bad news this November, stoner Gemini. Just like the winter weather, you can expect stormy skies and some rain clouds in your immediate future. The good news is that there is not much you can do to change the cosmic weather. So grab your umbrella, put on your rain boots, … Continue reading Gemini November 2018 →

Stoner Gemini the highlights and excitement of October will be contrasted with serious work and decisions. Like a smoke circle with two bowls rotating opposite directions, your attention will be needed in many areas at the same time. The tricky nature of the cosmic support for this fall month will require some canna-creative thinking on … Continue reading Gemini October 2018 →

Stoner Gemini while other stoner zodiac signs are winding down after a long summer season, you are just getting started. The stars have few plans for you during the first month of harvest, which means you can pursue your goals without fear of external interference. This doesn't mean September is slack-off season, rather you should … Continue reading Gemini September 2018 →

Stoner Gemini, the main theme this month will be teamwork in both the personal sphere and the workplace. If you pool your resources with your closest cannabis companions, everyone will have the tools to make something beautiful grow. July will be an amazingly busy period. It will be a time of historical progress, but it … Continue reading Gemini July 2018 →

The theme of this month, Stoner Gemini, will be balance. You may struggle early in the month to balance your social calendar with time to focus on your inner peace. But, remember Stoner Gemini, you know yourself best. No one can force you to do anything you don't want to. You may feel the need … Continue reading Gemini June 2018 →

Stoner Gemini your evil twin may pop their head up more than usual in May. Swirling cosmic winds will lead to dynamic emotional swings. Breathe, inhale, and let it be stoner Gemini. Acknowledgement of difficult situations or problems and striving for a balance in body and spirit, will keep you upright and moving forward. Take … Continue reading Gemini May 2018 →

Stoner Gemini, this month is not about how fast you go, but how far.  Do not be disappointed by the fact you are not likely to embark on any grand journey across the universe.  It is more likely you will travel along more familiar roads, but you will get to see them in completely new … Continue reading Gemini April 2018 →

Stoner Gemini, as we progress toward the coming spring months and all the warmth and new growth they promise, it will be important to focus on the transformations happening within you. The best investment you can make of your energies is to strive towards striking a balance between your inner workings and your outer surroundings. … Continue reading Gemini March 2018 →

During the month of February, Stoner Geminis should expect the unexpected. Although we are not yet to Spring and all the new growth it brings, this month can be a time of radical rebirth. It could be as simple as getting new threads and rethinking your wardrobe, or perhaps you have your sights on more … Continue reading Gemini February 2018 →

Get out the Smokin Js papers stoner Gemini, the start to 2018 will be a slow burn. Of course life is what you make it, and there will be opportunities for adventure. However, cosmic alignments favor the contemplative twin versus the bold. Meditative smoke sessions during the month should focus on comfort and warmth. A … Continue reading Gemini January 2018 →