Iain Lee on Absolute Radio

Barry from Watford tells a story involving dogging, Mr Fuzzy challenges Iain to iPod Roulette and we have a show nemesis!!

Rhys Thomas from The Fast Show and Sirens is on the show throughout today. They talk about the good old days of the 11 o'clock show, and roll play with Verinda. Verinda plays a policeman...

Today we put the vote out. Should Looney John stay or go. Vinny calls in, not in the best of moods, and Iain recites Nickleback lyrics...

Phil Kay joins Iain and stand in producer Macca Pacca on the show this evening. We also have one of the most astonishing, hilarious, odd calls we've had in a while. Guess which one...

Joe Wilkinson joins us on the show today. He clearly doesn't know how to use Twitter! Eloise is on holiday so Macca Pacca is back and Vinnie asks some very random questions indeed!

Isy Suttie, comedian and Peep Show actress joins us on the show and also we chat about sexy bath's, medieval mince and silicone boobs in space

The mind reader who can't read minds; Chris Cox joins us on the show with some more mental tricks. We also chat about what Eloise should swear on in court and a lady who balanced her phone on her boobs and what you can balance!

Tonight we have a posh hour and a common hour. In those hours anything goes as long and you are doing a voice.

Tonight we are joined by big collared doctor turned comedian Harry Hill, then we also chat about Jigsaw Puzzle and weird things youâ??ve seen in the street (Vinny saw a dog with a cats tale and recreates the noise he made in shock)

Stick with us through the first tough 20 mins and we come through the tunnel and into the light...we also randomly phone up Ian Collins for a chat!

Tonight we chat about happy finish massages, spoilt surprises and polish builders. Also Barry from Watford gets fruity with a young masseuse!

It's a show of calls straight to air so you know what that means - the delightful fruitcakes come out. Same topics as all week with not added ones thrown in.

Tonight we play Fact Trumps with Barry and Vinny, Chat about god and all the other stuff we have done for the past week.

Tonight we chat about all yesterday's topics, plus what Beatle would you have sex with if you were a Homosexual man and Vinny chats about his love for the film Titanic.

Same topics all week tonights - there are loads, but most popular chatted about it British Pride and what alternative have you used to loo paper when caught short!?

Tonight we have guest comedian Paul Foot on the show, Plus we chat Transvestism, names in phones and dead peoples voices

Director, actor, podcaster, writer of Clerks, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob etc comes on for an interview, Also the lovely lads from Puppetry of the Penis come back in for a catch up after we saw them live yesterday!

Today we make all of Vinny's wishes come true. Eloise goes on a date with him, He talks to a prostitute and some other bits. We also chat about being mugged off.

Iain rants about being ripped off by a cabbie. We also chat about our East 17 gig experience

Tonight Iain chats about Charities on Twitter and other stuff. There is a great link missing but I had to edit something naughty so get todayâ??s 'Best Bits podcast' for the great missing link where we find Vinny a prostitute (aka: Male escort)

Iain is joined by Dougie Anderson and they chat about thier joint show 'Clip Joint' and hairdrying testicles, why coffee makes your poo, sneaking food into an place where it wasnt from and a moth flying out Iain's pants.

Iain chats about his thoughts on Women flying planes...It gets hectic until Jonathan wins the argument in the last link. Vinny phones up about his dreams about penies and Barry phones up about women's jobs.

Tonight Iain rants about teenagers dress sense and curfews. Vinny tells us his wishes for our dream naking feature and someone used a hairdryer for the first time tonight

Tonight we start a wish foundation for your dreams to be full-filled. We start with Claudia and arrange for her to meet John from East 17. We also have a film review by Jimmy too.

Tonight we put out a load of topics but no one chats about them, Instead we have delightful fruitcakes filling up the time!

Iain chats about hateful holiday's, Eloise chats about huge micro pigs and we find a show news rapper. We also have an interview with Rhinestone Cowboy legend Glen Campbell. (The full un-cut interview is on the Best Bits podcast)

Tonight Amy Queen of the World joins us to receive her pen pal letters and also Isy Suttie calls us live from Edinburgh. We do straight to air for the rest of the show.

Tonight we chat about how rubbish cinema's are, walkmans and play more iPod Shuffle Wars. We are also joined on the phone live from Edinburgh by Tom Price from Torchwood

Tonight we play iPod shuffle wars, speak to the mind reader who can't read minds Chris Cox and some other Cocks, The Puppetry of the Penis boys both live from the Edinburgh Festival.

Tonight we are joined by Tony Mortimer from East 17, we also celebrate the beauty of Boy Bands and guilty pleasures. Katia also chats about her wall of boobs

Tonight we chat about trouser braces, new listener Alan and how Christian O'Connel dumped Iain. Barry phones up with a dumping story and Jimmy phones up with a review.

Tonight we chat about wall's of boobies and Global Hyper Colour

Tonight we had a bootleg special show where we chatted to someone who makes bootlegs and someone to wirks for PRS and whose job it is to make sure artists make money from song plays. We also find out about some other stuff on other topics too

Iain is back, chatting about 'Great British Insults. We are also joined by comic poet Tim Key from the Edinburgh festival and we hear another Jimmy's film review and the pronunciation of Monarch.

Tonight we chat about having a cuppa with a popstar, fish up penis's and Heather Mills. We also hack Eloise's phone.

Tonight we find out what the hell the other sides of the cheese grater are for and chat about prog rock again, introduce Chris Lilley's Smouse 'Slap my Elbow' and argue.

Tonight Iain chats about how dumb people on Twitter can be after his Zebra Shooting fake story and we hear from 'Golbule' John, Global Warming Rick and chat about who you trust.

Tonight we are joined by the fantastic Puppetry of the Penis (eye wateringly funny!), chat about being near greatness and do impressions of ourselves.

We are joined by the talented and very funny Isy Suttie, a great stand up and very well known for appaearing as 'Dobby' in Peep Show. We alos read out our wonderful first Pen Pal letter and hold The Barry Enquiry.

It's a quiting special since everyones is quitting, also when have you last felt alive, could you shoot a gun and could you kill an animal.