LIW John Carpenter Review

We cover our top 10 Carpenter movies here! This is the official last episode of this podcast. UNLESS we randomly decide to talk about one of the movies he wrote but those are not on the agenda. Thanks for joining us on this weird journey. RIP Adam Wilcox, we wish you were here for this.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

In this one we cover the bottom section of our Carpenter movies. You can probably guess which ones make our lists.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

I've seen this twice and still barely remember what it's about. I think I remember a twist ending where the spooky spooky ghost is also Amber Heard? I don't remember. This movie really….shit the bed. Had to.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Writing this before watching this college short. The poster for our show makes me think this is just a snuff film but we shall find out.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Is Chevy Chase just the worst person? Does literally anyone like him? I don't mean like him in some movies but I mean EVERYONE that works with him ends up hating him. Either way, he's wrong for this movie and so is John Carpenter.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Bird-alien Jeff Bridges takes Indy's slam piece across the country to a meteor crater. Sounds lame and honestly it's boring but still good. Did you know they made a Starman TV show after this? It really isn't that bad.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Behold as zombie gang members do things off screen because it's cheaper that way. They attack the cops, the criminals and the comatose robot that is…. whatever her name is. She's on our poster…that lady.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Stop being so anti-pro-anti-un-de-for-against-with-beside-anti-plus-il- Pro-Life already. You make me sick. Whichever side of the aisle you are….you can't tell me this is good with a straight face. I will abort your opinion.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Our favorite pedophile grooming story came to life! Allegedly. Elvis changed music forever. He also changed the inside of a teenager forever. We discuss the movie along with guess what Elvis must have been like in real life. We wonder why this movie avoided anything that actually made the story interesting.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Is this Carpenter's worst movie? I mean, worst of his good ones…. I mean…. you know what, decide for yourself. Either way I barely stayed awake during this story of ghost/zombie pirates/sailors.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

It's the day before Halloween so why not finally get to Halloween….the movie? It's the classic movie that started all the terrible terrible terrible terrible sequels. What a waste of a franchise. Too bad Adam isn't here to enjoy it with us.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

The epic conclusion to our lists. Nobody cares. These movies make us laugh so hard we almost forget our souls are black.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

We were originally going to do this right after Halloween III but shit got in the way. Adam was supposed to do his list as well but shit happened. Anyway, here is the bottom half of our top 10 comedy film lists.Adam Wilcox ObituaryLIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

I love trilogies when the third movie is sued into existence. We ditch Snake for Snow and rescue the president's daughter in space. It's what Carpenter wanted for the third one. We get it…..kinda. This is a lame script surrounded by great actors and sets. What's in the suitcase? Nothing. What's on the chip? Oh, it doesn't matter. No sequel so who cares?LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

We originally did this movie back on 10.11.2016 for B-Movie Battle! 3. Now it's time to bring in more victims to cover this amazing film. I might have oversold it. Swap out Michael Myers for some dollar store masks that aren't even remotely scary. Oh, they turn your face into bugs and snakes because of Stonehenge. Just accept that and move on.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

This is a weird movie full of random things. It was truly a joy to discuss after we were forced to watch an episode of Chiller on LIW Anthology Series Review.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

James Woods versus vampires. YES! Or more honestly…WHY? Who thought this was a good idea? Anyone? Will we eventually do the sequel starring J.B. Jovi?LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

The Walking Dead's star Norman Reedus stars in this movie/tv show. We mostly spend our time wishing the ending was different.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

We finish off our lists by covering 5-1. Who will win the top spots? It's fairly obvious if you listen to any of our shows.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

We wanted to talk about directors but didn't really have a show to release it on so we are calling it 2 episodes of LIW John Carpenter Review. In this one we get through the bottom half of the list in about an hour. Enjoy if you can.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

2/3 of us love this. One liked it. Which group is wrong? Either way Kurt Russell is amazing in this and that's all I can say about it.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

How damned was it? So damned that it was the last theatrical release for Christopher Reeves. Before the…. troubles? Anyway this is a horse of an episode. Enjoy these creepy children that surely in no way inspired Stephen King to write Children Of The Corn. Well I mean the original version did.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Welcome back Snake Plissken. You were missed….wait now you’re surfing? Maybe you shouldn’t have come back.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

This went long because everything has been said about this movie. So, instead we said almost nothing about this movie. Seriously, it’s great. Watch it. Watch all the reviews. You don’t need ours.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

This went long because everything has been said about this movie. So, instead we said almost nothing about this movie. Seriously, it’s great. Watch it. Watch all the reviews. You don’t need ours.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

What else can you say about this? It’s been talked to death. So welcome to our random episode about randomness. Oh, happy birthday Kurt Russell.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

Overall, not bad. Decent movie especially for television. However there wasn't much plot and it was 25 minutes too long. Didn't leave us much to talk about. We tried.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

It was Dick’s turn to pick a John Carpenter movie this week. Or as we call it here: his Dick Pick. He chose one of the reletively unseen Carpenter movies: Prince Of Darkness from 1987. It reunites Carpenter with Donald Pleasence and Victor Wong. I haven’t seen the movie yet so that’s about all I can say. Stay tuned next week for a VERY unseen Carpenter movie: Someone’s Watching Me from 1978.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

If you want your art artless and your comedy to be comedyless then this is your movie! If the movie 2001 was a 5 hour lecture then skip it. Now I’m off to chase duck ball for an hour.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

What happens when you buy a haunted car? Turns out not much but it’s still a decent movie. Adam picks the next movie to review and it’s Dark Star from 1974.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

This is the most John Carpenter movie to ever exist. It’s like he put all his previous movies in a blender. Phoenix, Dick and Frank discuss it. They try to.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

The reason this is so long…. over drinking and waiting for Adam to finish his show to join us. We talked for 2 seconds shy of 3 hours about mostly They Live. Cast: Phoenix, Dick, Frank and Adam.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

The reason this is so long…. over drinking and waiting for Adam to finish his show to join us. We talked for 2 seconds shy of 3 hours about mostly They Live. Cast: Phoenix, Dick, Frank and Adam.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.

We randomly decided to discuss John Carpenter movies so here we are. Why not start with In The Mouth Of Madness from 1995? Fuck it. Here we go.LIWstudiosYoutube for LIWstudiosCheck out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks and here.