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From time to time, MM&K record small segments in order to generate tags for the intro/outros of their theme music. These segments get chopped up and sections get used over a number of episodes. Because these are never meant to air, Mat, Mike and Kristin, in addition to working, let their hair down and usually end up horsing around and just hanging out - with the microphone on. By popular request, here is a rare behind the scenes look at the show. Enjoy!
From the lost archives comes a forgotten Movie of the Week Review. This time around the crew discusses Kristin getting excited by British accents, the finer points of the money shot and Mat compares porn scenes to 16th century theatre. Dirty talk, offensive conversation and a hometown hero - all in a day's work for the Mat Mike and Kristin Show!
The gang gets together again after a bit of a break to see what everyone is doing. Babies, religion, getting cock blocked by Christ. Just another day on the Mat, Mike and Kristin Show.
Holy crap!!! Get ready to witness history because this episode is the start of something amazing!!! Far from just a comedy radio show Mat, Mike and Kristin step up to expose the ugly truth behind possibly the single most dangerous terrorist group on Earth: The Old People's Mafia. This is a message to all the old people out there; we're coming for you, you old bastards!!!
Put on your spelunking helmets and grab a yellow canary, because we're headed back into Kristin's colon! Hell yeah!
Mat tells the infamous "Whale Joke" and Kristin takes the guys on a guided tour through the goings on at a passion party.
The headlines that no one reads deserve a home too. So we figured why not on our show (which no one listens to anyway, so it's only natural). Check out the Valentine's Edition of News No One Cares About, and it's only two months late!
The first in an upcoming series of "Lost Episodes". Listen as Mike relates a fantastical tale involving mini vans and an exotic barnyard animal. And that's only the beginning. Brace yourselves for some rage, Kristin-style, as she lays down the law regarding personalized license plates and other things that suck.
We wouldn't exactly call Kristin a fag hag, but rumor has it that she has a subscription to a certain mens undergarment catalog. Listen as all is revealed and the hilarity ensues.
Mat gives a comprehensive lesson on how not to be a bastard to your spouse. Mike relates his troubles with the police. Kristin berates both of them. Business as usual on The Mat, Mike and Kristin Show.
Learn what MM&K have been up to as they pay their respects to a fallen friend who has passed on. Damn, funerals are funny.
Just in time for Valentine's Day (of 2008), learn what the rest of the country thinks about what Kristin calls "a fake holiday". It's good to be back.
Ladies, this is the episode you've been waiting for! Here is your chance to win a date with the most eligible dirty bastard in the state. Mr. Mike Miller. Find out how.
In this episode, Mat narrates a lamentable tale of domestic upheaval as he gets into and arguement with his lawnmower and loses, hard.
If you thought too much make-up ruined it for Mike, find out how he handles an Anime Porn where the guy's pubes are purple!
Back for another round of the best game ever: What's In Kristin's Colon. Mat & Mike try to guess what object has unwillingly found its way into the dark and scary depths of...um...well you know.
You'll never think of Dr. Pepper the same after listening to this award-winning story from Kristin. Spit or Swallow? Listen and find out. Oh, and this picture also has nothing to do with the episode, it just hits home.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, Saddam Hussein might get his own show on Broadway.
Hear the courageous tale of one man's struggle to change a solitary paper clip into a house. It's not magic, it's Craig's List! By the way, this picture has nothing to do with anything, we just like it...
Waiter, there's a bomb in my fries! Kristin tells us about a British French Fry Factory having some tater-troubles.
Join us on a magical journey through a giant cavern, filled with forgotten secrets and strange and wonderous objects. Nope, it's not Ali Baba's cave, it's Kristin's colon!!! What will be in there this week?
We learned this game in the 7th grade and we've been playing it ever since. Add some alcohol mixed with a lack of sleep and fun things happen. Give a listen!
Mat, Mike and Kristin's newest feature; a game played with callers modeled after Monty Python's 'Cheese Shop Sketch.' Hilarity unfolds as Francesca takes on Mike within the subject of Hats!
Mat, Mike and Kristin review one of cinema's greatest achievements. A film that has been called dramatic, thought-provoking and evocative by top critics (aka Mat). What could be better than a huge budget and an all-star cast? Two words: Jenna Jameson.
Did you know that not everyone in the world celebrates Daylight Savings Time? Arizona, Mongolia (probably) and...you guessed it, Mike. Find out why Mike sucks so much.
Mat shares his feelings about a customer service incident. Apparently, the customer is not always right.
Mat and Mike are pussies when it comes to horror films. They're even bigger pansies if squirrels are involved. Find out why...
Death at Epcot; Pooh on Hollywood; and Kristin really let's loose! Also, please email matmikeandkristin@yahoo.com and let us know what you think of the introduction. Thanks everyone and happy listening!
Mat and Kristin learn how to destroy any relationship and get into the girl's pants in five easy steps.
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