Nevermind, He Texted Me

We're back for 2023!! We begin this episode attempting to read a submission, but get distracted by a British guy and some life updates. Lauren tells us all about how the Brit tried to play her and how she called him out on it in front of his friends. We also update you guys on some news!!!! (Spoiler, CHANELLE IS ENGAGED AND HER WEDDING IS IN FIVE MINUTES!!!) We finally get into a couple of submissions about times where listeners experienced realizing a guy wasn't into them by something they did. The audacity is overflowing. Also, if your ex reached out to you but had a current girlfriend/boyfriend, would you tell them? We get into this one as Lauren tells us about her experience being the current girlfriend and receiving that message. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

This episode is a continuation of episode 26, so if you haven't listened, go back to that first! Part 2 goes into more examples of internet scams, including medical scams (need money for medical bills, my family member is sick, etc), and another scam that has been mistaken for sex trafficking (it's not). Chad also tells us how he got a scammer to leave her husband for him and how he confused two scammers so badly, they both claimed to be the same person. We also talk about where to see a day in the life of a Nigerian scammer (see below for name of show/where to watch), what happens when a scammer threatens you (can they really hurt you?), and what happens when a victim of a scammer is doing illegal money laundering activities without realizing (can they really get in trouble?). Plus, a urhole counter at the end! Can you count how many times we said Urhole during the two parts of the episode?? Follow Chad on Tiktok @chadhuber Follow us on IG/Tiktok @nvmhetextedme Watch a day in the life of a scammer: Trafficked, season 2, episode 2 on Hulu or for free on abc. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

You might remember Chad Huber from some previous episodes, but if this is your first time hearing him on our show, get ready!! Chad has a Tiktok account where he interacts with internet scammers, goes along with their scams (obviously without sending money or real personal info), and fucks with them. Then, he makes videos of the interactions with a hilarious, sarcastic commentary while also explaining background info and giving insightful info on what to look for to know you're being scammed. The best part is the comments - there's always someone who doesn't understand what's going on, and thinks Chad is just catfishing people for fun or really being scammed himself. Part 1 will go into one of Chad's more drawn out scenarios, featuring the one and only, Urhole. Yes, her name is Urhole. And yes, we make “your hole” jokes the entire time. We also discuss a time recently where Chanelle was targeted as a victim of a scam, but then it wasn't a scam, but then actually it was a scam. We get Chad's opinion on this and talk about how far scammers will go to get their money, even if it means creating a death hoax! Check out Chad's content on Tiktok @chadhuber --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

This week's episode took us on a whirlwind, and we're taking you with us! A listener wrote in and told us about a guy she dated who had a supposed "big" secret, and dragged her along on his stupid mission to gaslight and confuse the shit out of her. First, though, come with us as we panic and think the man in the story is somehow involved with Chanelle's boyfriend. After that crisis is averted, join us as Britt shares the rest of the story this listener sent in, and as Chanelle and Lauren scream and want to strangle someone. This story will piss you off, drive you crazy, or might even make you reminisce on your own similar experience, but it just proves that even the littlest red flags and gut feelings should not be ignored. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

This episode contains what you've been waiting for: the latest and final update on No Plan Stan!! Did he show up for the date? How did their date go? Did he start immediately being fucking creepy? These will all be answered, as well as more than you probably really needed to hear. After that, we get into a different topic. Have you ever posted something on social media specifically for someone else to see? We talk about our experiences with this and take a little trip down memory lane - Facebook memory lane. Why does Facebook thrive on showing millennials the dumb statuses we posted in 2007? The world may never know, but to be honest, its sickening. We also reminisce on the time Britt posted a pic to make someone jealous and that same pic has actually been used by some of our listeners to piss off a guy! We're out here doing the Lord's work. Enjoy! Lauren also mentioned her 10k in this episode. If you'd like to donate, please check out this link: https://www.coloradogives.org/LaurenForAMF if you can't donate, please share! It's for an awesome cause! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

It wasn't realized until editing, but this week's episode really lives up to the name of the podcast, Nevermind, He Texted Me! This week, we're updating you on No Plan Stan, a man we've affectionately named after it became obvious he cannot and will not make a plan in advance, and only wants to hang out last minute. Well, Lauren is continuing to answer him, just to see what he says and show you all what not to deal with, and we're sharing those texts with you. WIll they actually meet? You gotta listen to find out! You might be able to see the person you're currently talking to in these texts. This is your sign to tell them to shit or get off the pot. You also may have been following this story on our Tiktok, but if you haven't, head over there (@nvmhetextedme) at some point and check out the recent/pinned videos! Warning: you might die inside a little bit. In accordance with the updates, we're also updating on Uber Pool man, the guy Lauren met 4 years ago for 30 seconds who randomly booked a flight to come see her. Guess what! He came to see her and you'll be surprised to find out how it went. Lastly, we get into something we started to talk about last week: the man with "toxic" in his bio. Yes. His bio literally stated that he's toxic, so obviously Lauren swiped right. But of course, in true toxic fashion, this man lived right up to that word. Get ready to lose your mind as you hear about this one! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

This episode goes from 0-100 real quick in that Lauren starts talking about the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee show on Hulu, and it turns into Britt live reacting to their sex tape. You mean there was another sex tape before Kim and Ray J?? That's right!! It's interesting, to say the least. If you haven't seen it, here's a great way to really feel like you were right there. Anyway, we also discuss a listener submission about a textbook situation about someone with a lot of red flags and a lot of excuses. Just so you guys know, it shouldn't be difficult right off the bat when you meet someone. If it is, the REDDEST OF THE FLAGS!! This is a story that will have you reminiscing about dealing with red flags while simultaneously wanting to punt this guy to the moon --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

This week we're talking less shit about Lauren's Hinge matches and more about you guys and your well-being by answering a couple questions from you

We decided to release part 2 of monday's episode early so you don't have to wait two weeks! If you haven't listened to part 1, go back to the previous episode before listening to this one. And reminder: it's still the Valentine's Day episode, in case you hear that mentioned. We finished the discussion about lack of effort when making plans, including one person who wrote in and basically said that people should like the “spontaneity.” …guess what? Being lazy isn't spontaneous, and we fully explain the difference. Then, we get into a few other scenarios where people showed us that they wanted to and did, or didn't want to and didn't. We head back into Lauren's Hinge messages and tells us about a man who told her she'd never find a husband, but wait until you hear his reasoning for that. Also, how soon is too soon to ask someone to be a plus one to a wedding? Britt's bf even chimes in for this one, and there seems to be one main consensus. Finally, if you listened to part 1, you might have heard Lauren say she cleared her matches and was seeing how long it took to get to 50. So how long does it take a 20-something to get 50 matches on a dating app? Listen to find out! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

Happy (anti?)Valentine's Day! In honor, this episode is all about some important advice that applies across all types of relationships: if they wanted to, they would. Read it, and read it again!! To start off today, we're telling you guys all about how Lauren's life has become a real life rom-com in just a few weeks. This episode title says it all: we're talking about effort. We get into valentine's day and how it's not hard to do a little something for someone. If they didn't, they didn't want to, and you should take those actions (or lack thereof) for what they're worth. Next, we talk about a specific situation Lauren just had with a hinge match that we know many others have experienced: a person who says they want to see you, but doesn't make effort to make plans to see you. We posted a Tiktok about this and got tons of comments and opinions, so we're getting into those and sharing some of your responses, including why this happens! This is part 1 of a 2 part episode, so next week will have the rest plus some more stories and experiences that further prove that if they wanted to, they would! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

This week, we start off with some more insight on what's going on on dating apps these days. People are very open about two things: hard drug use and polyamory. For the drugs - why would someone who openly does hard drugs match with someone who has it in their profile that they never do that? Our discussion about polyamory is short, being that we don't know much about it ourselves, but we think whatever people want to do in their own lives is fine. We want to have a guest on who can give us more insight on this lifestyle, so stay tuned for that in the future! Somehow, between all that, we get into reminiscing about how much we hate skiing, and a trip to Atlantic City for Chanelle's 21st birthday in 2013 (see @nvmhetextedme on instagram for the photos that were mentioned in this discussion). Lastly, we get into a listener question about cheating. Can a relationship be salvaged after one or both parties cheat? We get into all the reasons and situations where it can be fixed vs where it can't, as well as the number one thing that is needed in order to heal. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

Welcome to the first episode of 2022! Let's start off by explaining the title.... basically, Lauren is newly single & she's back on her shit, therefore she's heavily considering selling those items for money (in the most non sexual way possible, of course). This all came up because we found out we had been used by a listener for their own embarrassment fetish and sexual gratification. Nice! We'll explain, just listen and crack up with us. Anyway, this week, we go through Lauren's first week back on dating apps and she tells us what's new since the last time she was on it. We also get into profile bios and get wild with a little segment we like to call "Profile Poetry." Have you ever seen a dating app bio that just made you roll your eyes? We took those and made them into poems for your enjoyment. Again, don't ask questions, just listen. We then get into a listener question about texting: is texting chemistry a thing? Should you base your outlook on how the rest of the relationship will go based on the first few weeks of texts? What are some red flags to look for when texting with a new person? We also got a guy's perspective on this, so you don't wanna miss it! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nvmhetextedme/support

A listener wrote in and told us about a weird date experience she had and asked us to share ours. The conclusion we have come to is that Chanelle has been on enough weird dates to cover herself, Lauren, and Britt, for literally the rest of our lives. Listen as she dives into each one in this episode and get ready to meet Bank Account Hacked Man, Broken Car Guy, and Dr. Split the Bill! We also talk about what happened to one girl when a guy accidentally sent her a text he meant to send to his friend, and used some not-so-nice language (spoiler alert: he referred to her as a "c word" and never recovered). Send us your stories and questions on IG @nvmhetextedme --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week, we're telling a true story sent in by one of our listeners about her experience in a relationship that was full of gaslighting, manipulation, a secret pregnancy, and of course some internet sleuthing to catch a cheater. You don't wanna miss this one! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week, we're sharing a true story that was sent in by a listener about her experience with an online romance scam. This girl straight up did her homework and didn't fall for the bullshit, and we're gonna tell you exactly how. There's also a twist at the end that will leave you dumbfounded wondering HOW this can be happening! Stay tuned after the story for some important tips for avoiding online dating app scammers. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Part 2 of our interview with Chad Huber, professional catfisher of catfish. If you haven't listened to episode 12, we highly suggest it before listening to this one! We get right back into more ways to spot scammers and hear more of Chad's stories. We also learn how to find someone's IP address without them suspecting anything! If any of you STILL get scammed online after hearing these two episodes, we won't be mad, we'll just be disappointed. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Tiktoker Chad Huber joins us this week to talk about his account, which is dedicated to scamming scammers! Have you ever thought about what would happen if you just went along with a scammer to see what happens? Chad does it so you don't have to! In this 2 part episode, we go into detail about online scammers and how they roll. Do you find it difficult to tell whether a profile is fake? In this episode, we discuss how to spot a scammer and fake profiles. From their wording, to their preferred method of contact, even to how their profiles are set up, there are ways to tell! We also talk about pranking scammers (Chad likes sending them potatoes with his face on it, but that's just one example). You won't want to miss these two episodes, so get listening now!! Send us your internet scammer stories on our instagram @nvmhetextedme Follow us on Tiktok and IG @nvmhetextedme Follow Chad on Tiktok @chadhuber --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week's episode covers everything from the porn vs OnlyFans issue (where does the line get drawn?), to your significant other checking out other people, and of course, to catching catfish. Is it weird if a straight girl points out another girl she thinks is pretty to her significant other? Does this then give free range for the significant other to do it as well? We discuss our feelings on when/if this is okay. We've also got a PSA for everyone: BEWARE of the Maskfish! Chanelle will explain more, don't worry! We also dive into step by step instructions on how to reverse search an image. This is one of the first things you should be doing if you think you're being catfished, so listen up! We end with some questions/stories from our listeners and touch on ruining the mood, projecting, and when to ask the age old question: "What are we?" --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We are BACK! And what better way to come back than with an episode full of hard truths you might not want to hear?? Today the Group Chat is discussing situationships, imaginationships, and tolerationships. Don’t know what any of that means? Don’t worry, we explain what each one entails, how to know if you’re in one, and how to get out. Warning: if you feel called out while listening to this episode, it’s because it applies to you. Do with that info what you will. Also, we discuss some listener submissions and remind you that NO ONE else has a say in what you do with your body. We’ll tell you what to say when someone tells you they want you on birth control so they don’t have to use condoms, why a needy/pouty boy could be a narcissist, and why you shouldn’t be putting in effort if you’re getting nothing in return. In case you didn’t know, you should never have to beg for someone’s attention. If they wanted to, they would. This episode’s a dooooozy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We’re answering more listener questions this week! What do you do when a guy goes from harmless compliments to fucking creepy hours before you’re supposed to meet? Refer to the title of this episode. We’re also talking about what to do if you stumble across someone you know’s significant other on a dating app. Should you send the receipts or stay out of it? Plus, another dating app safety tip that has to do with your job...if you don’t mind your co-workers knowing how many Tinder matches you go through. Listen to find out! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We promised!! Here’s part 2 of Britt and Chanelle’s dad on the podcast! This episode talks about one of our favorite topics: splitting the check. We all know how passionate the girls are about this, but listen to how our dads feel! They have slightly different opinions on this one. We also talk about letting people down easily when you’re just not into them. Spoiler alert: you don’t owe anyone an explanation! Then, we hear one of the greatest stories of all time: The Cadillac Story. Grab a drink and take a sip every time the dads say someone was passed out drunk, bleeding to death, or someone beat the sh*t out of someone else. You’ll be wasted by the end of it! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

You’re not gonna want to miss this!! Britt and Chanelle’s dads grew up together and we’re bringing them on the podcast! In part 1 of this series, the dads explain how they met! They give us their opinions on ghosting, dating today and how it’s different with apps thrown into the mix, and how they felt about when their daughters started dating. Also, before dating apps, there was apparently cb radio dating??? Listen to find out more!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

You won’t BELIEVE what happens in this week’s episode. Britt started off by telling the group chat about another catfish update. But in the middle of it, a discovery is made, live while recording, that you won’t wanna miss! After that, we get into some of the ways you guys (our listeners) have used whatever small amount of info you had to find people’s social media accounts in the craziest ways! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week’s episode is a shorty but goodie! How soon is too soon to get off the app after matching with someone? Should you go to snap/insta first, or go straight to texting? The group chat weighs in on when and how to go about asking. Also, it wouldn’t be a true NVM, He Texted Me episode if we didn’t help someone find a guy’s insta with just his first name and town. Hear all about it, along with a Facetune discussion and other random stories and tips in this week’s episode! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Dear Diary, it’s the 4th episode and we still don’t know how to start or end a podcast episode like a normal person. The future is bleak. Anyway, this week, the group chat is talking about dating app safety. It’s not weird to verify a person is who they say they are before you meet them, and we’ll tell you how! We also talk about what to do if you’re on a date and you start to feel unsafe — have you ever heard of an Angel shot? It’s your ticket out of an uncomfortable situation and it’s something all bars need to have ASAP! What do you do when you find out the person you’re seeing (exclusive or not) was seen on a dating app? The approach when asking them about it is key. All this plus some hard Valentine’s Day truths, a catfish update, and whatever else we went off on a tangent about! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

AHHHH WHAT’S THAT??? Omg it’s a GHOST! This week, the group chat is discussing ghosting, being ghosted, and everything in between. We start off with some scary ghost stories — we explain why we’ve ghosted people in the past (including Chanelle’s REALLY good reason for doing it), and Lauren’s realization that she has in fact ghosted someone before, also with good reason. If that’s not enough, Britt shares the harrowing tale of the dude who TRIPLE (well 2.5x) ghosted!! We also get into what pics to put in your dating app profile, and which to avoid. FYI, we all scoff at fish pics, but they’re more accepted than you think! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week, we’re discussing shitty dating app dates. We get to hear about how Chanelle got tricked into paying for TWO dates with the same guy, and we also talk about awkward end of date kisses (gag). Spoiler alert: if the vibe’s not there, don’t fkn do it! Not sure how to go about messaging a match for the first time? Do pickup lines work or should you just send a simple “hey!”? ALSO, DO GUYS SECRETLY NOT EVEN REALIZE WHEN THEY’RE BEING CONFUSING? Britt might have accidentally found this out. Last but not least, we wish we were Joe Rogan. Wondering wtf we mean? Listen to the episode to find out! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Listen to Britt, Chanelle, and Lauren talk over each other in this complete shit show of a first episode. In this episode, we tell you all about how we added a girl to our group chat and helped her catch a dating app catfish! Chanelle also has a tip on how to test your man who’s not your man when he won’t commit (it involves a true story of a date that never really happened), and Lauren tells us about the craziest way she ever found out a guy was lying to her through social media. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app