Nocturnal Emissions

What happens when you watch yourself get ran over by a clown and he then plays a sad song on a slide whistle? You wake up and carry on with your day. Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get your podcasts! Follow the podcast on twitter and Instagram at: @5minutedreams --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

When a pleasant spaghetti sushi dinner with a homeless man turns seductive, the Greek Gods must step in and make things right. Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get your podcasts! Follow the podcast on twitter and Instagram at: @5minutedreams --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

When you go scuba diving, you want to catch fish for them to tell you wise facts about life right? Well... maybe. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What do you do when planes are falling from the sky and exploding? You blast Life is a Highway and you ride off into the sunset --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's a sunny day, the birds are chirping, and everyone is enjoying a a peaceful afternoon riding horses. Until a tornado shows up and people start jumping to their death --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I become a posh Frenchman and drink wine with Remy from Ratatouille. I also spit and taste test food from Gordon Ramsey Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get your podcasts! Follow the podcast on twitter and Instagram at: @5minutedreams --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I join the Ghost Adventures team only to turn into a ghost myself. I also get into a fight with an old lady about whether or not my car floats in water. Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get your podcasts! Follow the podcast on twitter and Instagram at: @5minutedreams --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

THIS SUNDAY COME SEE GRAVEDIGGER JUMP TOY HOUSES AND DEMOLISH ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOODS. Yeah I was a monster truck driver last night. Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get your podcasts! Follow the podcast on twitter and Instagram at: @5minutedreams --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Being born with crab hands leads one down the path of joining a circus as a sideshow act. Fame and fortune has its price though. Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get your podcasts! Follow the podcast on twitter and Instagram at: @5minutedreams --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I'm buff, blonde, handsome, and destroying the world with my luscious locks of hair in my latest dream. Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Pocketcast! Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDream --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A box wearing mannequin receives 1st place in the local art show. Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Pocketcast! Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDream --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hippie sloths are real and the pot infused bread will make you fall in love with a Koala that sings Janis Joplin. Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Pocketcast! Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDream --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Ever wake yourself up because you farted? Sure. But what about waking yourself up 4 TIMES from farting and 2 of them was because it smelt like death? Welcome to my world. Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Pocketcast! Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDream --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Hallucinations, unexplained sounds, feeling uneasy, all while being completely paralyzed! Sleep paralysis is no laughing matter and I do my best to recap my night of terrors. Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Pocketcast! Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDream --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's West Point... but with lots of sex. Skydiving, Rambo, shooting guns with your penis? Yeah this one has it all. Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Pocketcast! Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDream --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A loaf of Wonder Bread, an old man, an autistic adult, and a pirate yet again go to a sporting event. You're in for a wild ride. Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Enjoy! Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDreams --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Barney the Dinosaur was brutally smashed into oblivion by a trash compactor while I stood there and gave a thumbs up in a pirate costume. Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Enjoy! Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDreams

I have been placed in the Cars movie universe and must stop a serial killer from performing vehicular lobotomies on the towns people. Episodes are uploaded daily, or whenever I can remember dreams that occurred because sometimes that's just how dreams work. Enjoy! Follow the podcast on twitter at https://twitter.com/5minuteDreams