Nuzzle House audiobooks

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Route 80 vs. the Dictionary We learn: Both highways and dictionaries can be sentient Elton coughs a lot before the act of physical love Glen should have won Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/6ee50778-c487-4710-b289-9e4b0f123aec

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Celery vs. English People We learn: Elton made this episode with AI while Gertie and Glen were out of the country We get a glimpse into how Elton wished our show worked There are celery cults Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/88025477-3f96-44c3-9279-d4945e08e4f3

Where we read the finest literature this modern world has to offer and discuss its impact on today's society We learn: Evil can come from hubris Gertie's dad has a boat Vampire/Frankenstein's explode sometimes Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead-drac-von-stoller/12558849?ean=9781540800541&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Or gimme some money: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/1829fc07-352c-43be-851d-f2222cd49226

We learn: I've fixed my own knees This story was dumb I didn't fart once this episode Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/scientific-and-horrific-stories-h-g-wells/18338137?ean=9781513201290&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/a7a37f94-eb8b-493b-8cb0-6769fa75b889

A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes We learn: Everyone on the episode LOVES smoking You can keep Big Mac's in a car for days and they're still good Elton won only because of a technicality Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/88cab3d6-a9d1-43e1-866c-9b525d7ed410

We learn: People used to get into wet slap-fights We're going to trademark a prolapsed anus on a shirt You CAN make fun of mimes Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/7ffda8a1-6a2d-4345-92cf-c07f03e65971

We learn: We see the result of room temperature chili dogs Small-men are natural leaders Thank you for letting me finish in the bathroom Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-stephen-crane-100-tales-novellas-maggie-the-open-boat-blue-hotel-the-monster-the-little-regiment-stephen-crane/17142459?ean=9788027341771&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/5d768272-f218-4902-9aa1-9b49f6012f35

We learn: This man LOVED farts I had to filter out the really bad ones His girlfriend was wild Go on, read it for yourself: https://youtu.be/4BdV07aPE_8?si=4Wra-LIdX3IL5Mkm Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/3367d3a2-b9e4-40ba-ae80-d0d0eac5c945

We learn: A.I. Does better than you'd think. But it's still lame The only last name I could think of was ‘Breast' Maybe A.I. is good, because it threw in ‘piss colored hair' for some reason. Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/551d8c9b-a930-4893-bb69-9234cb33c5e2

We learn: I guess barbers are annoying? Greatest American author I went to an old fashioned barber once. It wasn't good. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-mark-twain-mark-twain/192380?ean=9780553211955&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/a51afe08-c236-4db4-810e-3ea654447b28

We learn: This author doesn't like animals having ‘agency' I have nothing to talk about This author isn't as horrible as most I learn about Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/7-best-short-stories-cats-saki/20248817?ean=9786589575108&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/c75b3c40-1241-481f-b0ce-3761c300b907

We learn: That the ‘shifting bear' analogy can be used to represent a lack of a religious compass This work is laden with the powerful symbol of ‘the mother' Every sexual encounter involves confronting the ghosts of your partner's previous sexual conquests. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/shifter-daddies-a-paranormal-romance-collection-meg-ripley/13234235?ean=9781697194913&next=t&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Where we read the finest literature this modern world has to offer and discuss its impact on today's society Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/84bd0c86-c2fb-4c27-93ed-10b36eb8b2cf

We learn: My God, did I just find an author that isn't human garbage? AGAIN with the sci-fi names! I wanted to keep this gentle author separate from all the others by reading in a closet. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-empire-of-the-necromancers-and-three-others-clark-ashton-smith/11154862?ean=9781434458612&next=t&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/47adcd9b-6788-456e-ad50-feb2da62b399

We learn: Another author who is a horrible person This story is clearly his attempt to impress Lovecraft Rubber gloves are ALWAYS wet Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fearsome-touch-of-death-robert-e-howard/11655811?ean=9781304999160&next=t&next=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/de43ccf0-d841-4f82-b132-909635c3f099

We learn: I don't know what a ‘farce' is Ambrose Bierce can get weird I only drank 3 White Claws- I'm FINE Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-bottomless-grave-and-other-victorian-tales-of-terror-hugh-lamb/BbM2gCVQzFHUatzQ?ean=9780486114378&next=t&digital=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/37bad18b-5fd2-4feb-9be8-8e25a59b6633

We learn: When I think of how to re-vamp my show, it just becomes a seperate show The first story was weird I should get my bladder checked Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/beyond-lies-the-wub-philip-k-dick/U8HTQuQ7ScztMpus?ean=9781974998517&next=t&digital=t Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/d77c3162-7971-469d-a6cd-3bc10efc6184

We learn: America is FINE. NOTHING horrible is happening and I'm NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT I just skipped a whole chapter because I'm sick of this book In the end, the book basically had no point. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/ae619ea1-dc85-4821-af63-5a8399e6565b

We learn: The Cadillac Ranch restaurant doesn't make any sense I seriously don't know how this story can end Elon Musk never stops being an idiot Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/7aa201f1-d3a7-40b7-bafc-0e0d82ff8da1

We learn: A chapter can still be really boring My leg is FINE Another near-sexual-assult but not enough for me to officially stop reading this Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/19ad7cc8-d87e-4f7f-86e8-7923436d4553

We learn: A.I. can actually make a funny story My boss's boss's boss love shit like this The story of uprising was inspiring Go on, read it for yourself: chatGPT.com (With my prompts) Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/76a4c10c-6622-406a-9bcc-1dff02bd8473

We learn: Both chapters were completely useless My beautiful dancers knees have made me get a fat leg I've become a huge fan of heating pads lately Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/f493d8d6-93f3-4007-a2c9-63cdd9adfbe2

We learn: People who are into board games are really aggressive I WANT to like this author, but he keeps finding ways to prevent that My wife can't understand why I keep reading this book Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/fba03a66-92ca-41ef-9ccc-de6aea3bff43

We learn: My dad suffers from Chicken Leg I nearly was able to drop this story- but nope. He's just playing with us I'm trying to reimagine my basement Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/f6d2ed57-7377-44ba-aa04-0d9cfc5d07a1

We learn: I've been told to stop caring and let the world see the real Glen I still hate reading this book I never knew a fight scene could be so boring. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/a79e7062-e48e-4fc5-a5e0-53cf6622c3bc

We learn: FUUUUUCK Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/dd04f726-3187-488b-b8b4-b54449d07e45

We learn: I guess a woman's worth is based on if they look classy or not I'm just waiting for this book to go south so I can drop it and move on Apparently the height of a women matters- unless she's hot. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/7545c8ee-7ad0-4f96-84ff-ba7d8a3effac

We learn: I'm an artist that likes to sit around and listen to his own stuff I can't wait to get rid of these sweaty pumpkins Thank god we don't need poetry anymore Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-raven-edgar-allen-poe/6603490?ean=9781941667132 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/ecb9e158-c433-4834-b547-1354ace9e83f

We learn: If you live somewhere with a pronunciation that is complicated- don't live there I'm drinking a cursed white claw I guess you can create the perfect crime- that your kids can watch? Go on, read it for yourself: https://baki.cc Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/65f850ff-0f84-484f-ad44-888fba9490f8

We learn: Don't hike with someone who uses you as bear food I kinda didn't like that I was reading some of this in a ‘funny voice' Nature doesn't care if you're in love Go on, read it for yourself: https://baki.cc Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/f79d0e9e-b88f-429e-889b-ef4b3795ab4f

We learn: You never have to stop flirting with chicks- even if they're dead My wet pumpkins are back Just because you shoot someone in the head, it doesn't mean they're dead yet. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-ghost-stories-of-ambrose-bierce-ambrose-bierce/10656164?ean=9781515427995 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/d14bea05-39d3-454c-bd04-a31904731df5

We learn: I didn't know you could ‘bury someone in space' by just ejecting them into space I got bees in my house Apparently women's legs can ‘twinkle' Go on, read it for yourself:  https://bookshop.org/books?affiliate=12554&keywords= Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/041bff81-f7bd-4b8e-9dd5-82a84d4d30dd

We learn: I hate that this author doesn't think very highly of women I hate that our protagonist is horny all the time I hate that none of the characters have an opinion on this flower beyond “It's unfortunate about the addiction” Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/88ccb8f7-b401-4543-850f-ff33443d9113

We learn: Just like a YouTuber, if you kill 33 people you can just apologize and get back to work Apparently a ‘spacer' is a spaceship. I'm really hoping this book doesn't normalize this sexual assault flower like Bill Cosby's comedy routines did for the ‘Spanish fly' in the 1970s Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/8c7391ed-9e60-4c48-b3c7-a45a4f25c208

We learn: Just because something is short and punchy- doesn't mean it's good Maybe the author was only given 8 pages to write so this wasn't their fault? I'm going to become a sweaty pig at the state fair tomorrow Go on, read it for yourself:  https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/70148 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/47ed20ee-0131-473d-ae94-7b3ca4890ee5

We learn: My wife sings along to ‘that thing you do' movie- which is a solid 2 hours of singing the same song over, and over. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/74226 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/46a767f8-79c3-459f-b93b-44e7b0b1604c

We've decided to call this: 'The Afternoon of the Cursing at the Grocery Store of the Cat People' We read the story about a man who LOVES Garfield. Listen Anywhere: https://gestating-the-curious-mind.pinecast.co Paranormal smut novels for the discerning reader. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/0709df89-e606-44c2-b807-c01f362bdfd6

We learn: My science fiction was horse shit I'm not smart enough to understand this story I pee a lot and it's FINE Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/74205 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/ad670d3e-7f47-4476-921c-fc769e9ccd9e

We learn: Drac and I are roughly the same age If you're on a revenge spree- feel free to skip over people who aren't as important Don't be an elitist- flash fiction is FINE Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541 Visit https://www.nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. About Drac! Drac Von Stoller is the author of the series "31 Horrifying Tales From The Dead Volumes 1-7. Drac has over 2.6 million downloads of his short stories which are available as ebooks and audiobooks. Drac's website is included at the end of the biography for more information in greater detail. Drac's film anthology as “Host” is titled “Drac Von Stoller Presents Horrifying Tales From The Dead," and is available on Amazon Prime to rent or buy. Also, my anthology can be streamed for "Free" on Tubi at this link below https://tubitv.com/movies/621817/drac-von-stoller-s-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead-anthology Check out Drac Von Stoller's anthology film on Cinedigm's "New Horror Channel The Midnight Pulp" at the link below and please share with anyone. https://www.midnightpulp.com/details/1000000009206/Drac-Von-Stoller's-Horrifying-Tales-From-The-Dead Also, streaming on Cineverse which has over 80 million monthly visitors. https://www.cineverse.com/details/1000000009206/Drac-Von-Stoller's-Horrifying-Tales-From-The-Dead Check out Drac Von Stoller's "New Website!" at this link below. https://stollekl.wixsite.com/drac/ The Salon article that started it all for me: https://www.salon.com/2014/08/17/portrait_of_a_self_published_author_drac_von_stollers_invisible_literary_empire/ Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/da9e532c-f6db-46e7-a9af-25ec80885415

We learn: Anderson wasn't a pervert- he was FINE Children's stories have kids suffering to the point of absurdity The pig was from hell Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fairy-tales-of-hans-christian-andersen-hans-christian-andersen/7147043?ean=9781515401339 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/eb156a21-1bb1-4995-b25f-5250d91ada0c

We learn: I'll never see Nates (from words about books) beautiful face Cowboys are also called “Cow-punchers” for some reason Cowboy sleuths always know who did the crime, they just let the guilty simmer in their guilt. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/pioneer-cattlemen-in-montana-the-story-of-the-circle-c-ranch-walt-coburn/11193951?ean=9780806142081 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/d95aa2de-eff9-4ce6-bf85-bff9fa600e1d

We learn: Sometimes, Whiteclaws are disgusting Things can work out for the best- if you're a doll Apparently theater kids are the most dangerous kids on earth Go on, read it for yourself: **https://www.amazon.com/Little-Wooden-Margery-Williams-Bianco-ebook/dp/B0D13P7DZ1** Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/ee792c9a-cb7f-4b84-ae3f-32732edac546

We learn: You can catch a robot with good ‘ol fashioned sleuthing Saying “I don't care how late it is” is an American tradition Yes, I take breaks from reading to watch TikTok Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/68377 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/228da724-e3dc-4949-a67a-0556acf7314b

We brainstormed a story about a man who LOVES Garfield. Listen Anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.com Paranormal smut writing for the discerning reader. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/b50dcd7b-fe48-4458-a6da-6b893c4f1f87

We learn: Pirates will always be fun-loving little scamps There's a Long Johns Silver's open by me that I will go to now In this story Tom Hanks will always be miserable? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/8f0310ba-6599-4cdb-af2a-6ca7904526e4

We learn: Long John Silver is a smooth talking jerk I'm SUPPOSED to be on a PLANE I didn't know you could use a corpse as a compass Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/0b3e0284-64c9-4737-a5db-4ec1c621a61c

We learn: Little boys can become big boys thanks to pirates I JUST want to swim in my white-trash pool Long John Silver is back at it Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/5f9b1b18-1b8b-4c4a-b9a0-a7ba340362b5

We learn: When you've been cleaning up blood all day, you want something different I'm going to get you go like my basement someday I don't know if cutting the ship free is the smartest idea ever Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/6bef1357-7023-4a06-925b-623eae7c72ec

We learn: Action scenes back then were really weird I have no idea what holiday I'm celebrating tomorrow If your friend dies, just roll his body over to the corner of the room. it's FINE. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/0578bca2-1558-4c73-8c41-d73b96bb5d3c

We learn: It's storming out and I'm recording with the windows open, I don't care if it sounds bad Our hero doesn't tolerate the homeless Silver is the master of the ‘dangerous crutch' technique Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/76031db7-aa02-4872-9399-a3b4f3191be6

We learn: I had to drive my kid back from college- that's why I'm late Our hero isn't going to be much of a pirate if he keeps snitching it's totally normal to sit inside apple barrels while you eat an apple Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/7e9f07fb-8e16-454e-a443-5fff2bf039a4

We learn: I have to go to a high school play, of all goddamn things Our hero gets his act together Rich people LOVE adventure Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/11cf1f3f-8273-4238-9275-f1ec6f13d680