After every show, our three co-hosts give a gut-check analysis of the show's proceedings and do some witty banter that will help you digest what the FFFFF just happened here.

A couple weeks late, sorry! But, to be fair, it’s not like anything happened since Aubrey won now did it? See you in the autumn!

Listen as we once again nearly come to blows over how an episode title is scored.

The Fantasy season is pretty much over for Andy, who will be screwed next?

Look, it’s a good word, let’s get it going. I think this thing has legs!

Jimmy Fallon is Anti-Christian *ba-dum tssss!*

We have a quorum again, but not unanimous. It will happen, I swear!

I was out for this one and am only now starting to watch the episode so recapping it is going to be difficult…

Well. I’m sure it brought in some new viewers, at least. Hope they stick around!

Noted Anti-Semite Stephenie has been praying for a decade to meet Q, she just met the wrong one. And all the Star Trek ones would also have been wrong. You know the one.

Timeline got fucked up, someone did a Looper. Thought Tuesday was a Monday, my bad!

Season 50 is finally (almost) here! Nick, Andy, and Brian get ready with our usual preseason hype-fest, including our fantasy draft and bets. We talk about our favorite returnees, what we’re hoping to see in this monumentous season, and which returnee would be the best story.

We bid farewell to a season that probably will be better when watched back to back in a binge, but week to week…. Not so much. Congratulations, [WINNER NAME REDACTED]!

Still looking for the right intro/outro file oh man never delete anything, dang it…. May have to do it in the off-season!

If the intro and outro sound different it’s because I made a huge mistake and deleted a bunch of files off my desktop, some of which it turns out were still useful! Oops!

Three alliances become two, and Steven feels guilt.

Does it, Jeff? Does it? You had to bribe players with the possibility of making it onto season 50.

When saying the title of the episode I claim it’s episode 5 because I’m a doofus and a dork and don’t know how numbers work.

I was out of town visiting my mommy and couldn’t make the record–As a matter of fact it’s Tuesday and I still haven’t watched the episode but will do that as soon as this is posted! When I opened the recording for editing it was an hour, 30 minutes of which was Brian beating Baldur’s … Continue reading S49E05: I Cut Out 30 Minutes of BG3

The game has finally started and we’re treated to a good first out!

Kele’s death spiral continues and they are obliterated by the end of the episode. The whole thing feels like pre-season games, but thankfully next week the game will start proper!

Time crunches happen and it was either we record it now or not at all, so it’s a quick one. But at least you are spared some very nasal voices

A beach puzzle, a head-to-head puzzle, and an immunity puzzle, this was a real puzz-forward episode to be sure.

Summer break feels longer than before, doesn’t it? Well we’re back now and here’s our draft and initial bets!

We threatened to do an episode once Andy came back unless you gave us ten million dollars. We live up to our promises…….

Just the two of us sittin’ around, talking about the season finale and breaking down the votes. Also chicken is discussed.

Three players finally decide to make a move, none of them make the move they ought to have, however. Such is the way of things.

Well it was bound to happen sooner or later, things are getting hectic and eventually schedules were going to lead to an Exile Island. Enjoy!

Nick’s not here so the episode super duper mega late, but enjoy it anyway!

Back on schedule and with plenty of time to play Blue Prince for the rest of the night! Enjoy getting back up to speed before tonight’s episode!

Oh beans… Oh crumbs… I could have sworn yesterday was Wednesday and I had posted this the day before. Never get old, your brain goes bad.

Some casual Survivor communism. NBD, very chill and demure.

Well, that alliance lasted longer than Caligula’s first kid anyway, Uncle Claw-Claw.

The wind is not your friend–when it doesn’t suck, it blows.

In which we have proof–PROFF–that Jeff is spying on us. We’re onto you, Jeff, stay out of the South Side.

Nick creates an entirely new player on accident. He’s been trying to do it all along but has thus far corrected himself each time, today… Oops.

It occurs to me now that we usually post on Tuesdays so even last week we were wrong D=

Can Genevieve own her backstabs? Can we manage to post an episode on the right day? YES AND YES!

Somehow a discussion of weird wording on how someone earned points leads to a discussion of how points are scored. But before all that we talk about a very solid episode of Survivor that was probably let down by the editing or maybe it wasn’t? Let’s find out!

In which we name some apples and forget French words because we’re just cool like that!

I was going to do a thorough edit for this episode but who even cares any more? What’s the point of anything? Even this season’s number is cursed. We all die and only then is there peace.