After every show, our three co-hosts give a gut-check analysis of the show's proceedings and do some witty banter that will help you digest what the FFFFF just happened here.
Just the two of us sittin’ around, talking about the season finale and breaking down the votes. Also chicken is discussed.
Three players finally decide to make a move, none of them make the move they ought to have, however. Such is the way of things.
Well it was bound to happen sooner or later, things are getting hectic and eventually schedules were going to lead to an Exile Island. Enjoy!
Nick’s not here so the episode super duper mega late, but enjoy it anyway!
Back on schedule and with plenty of time to play Blue Prince for the rest of the night! Enjoy getting back up to speed before tonight’s episode!
Oh beans… Oh crumbs… I could have sworn yesterday was Wednesday and I had posted this the day before. Never get old, your brain goes bad.
Some casual Survivor communism. NBD, very chill and demure.
Well, that alliance lasted longer than Caligula’s first kid anyway, Uncle Claw-Claw.
The wind is not your friend–when it doesn’t suck, it blows.
In which we have proof–PROFF–that Jeff is spying on us. We’re onto you, Jeff, stay out of the South Side.
Nick creates an entirely new player on accident. He’s been trying to do it all along but has thus far corrected himself each time, today… Oops.
It occurs to me now that we usually post on Tuesdays so even last week we were wrong D=
Can Genevieve own her backstabs? Can we manage to post an episode on the right day? YES AND YES!
Somehow a discussion of weird wording on how someone earned points leads to a discussion of how points are scored. But before all that we talk about a very solid episode of Survivor that was probably let down by the editing or maybe it wasn’t? Let’s find out!
In which we name some apples and forget French words because we’re just cool like that!
I was going to do a thorough edit for this episode but who even cares any more? What’s the point of anything? Even this season’s number is cursed. We all die and only then is there peace.
Let’s check in with Adventures of Rome and see how he is dominating every aspect of this game from toe to tip. Yes, sir, can’t nothing go wrong for Rome now!
One OOO show coming right up, hot and ready meal deal coming through enjoy! Toot toot!
Prepare to learn about Venetian Renaissance investment practices and the fate of Sweden’s only colony! Oh and we talk about Survivor, of course!
We got a quickie for you and it’s only a day late because SOMEONE (me) finished editing and then forgot to upload yesterday. Huzzah!
Fellas, is friendship BAD actually? They’ll vote you out!
The season is new and the hopes are high! Did they eliminate the wrong player first? Yeah, probably. But so long as the right person goes eventually it doesn’t really matter all that much!
It’s a new season of SURVIVOR and we are hyped to draft our fantasy players and make some bets. Nick is on vacation to start the season, so Brian and Andy make choices for him. Hope you like Canadians, buddy!
SPARKS FLY as we bitterly argue as to whether this was a good season or not. (It was! And I will use my editorial power as the person writing the episode descriptions to push my agenda! HA!)
It’s the second-to-last episode, and Nick isn’t here. While the kids take over, we talk about how the UTTERLY INSANE idol play continues this season and draw up different end-game scenarios for likely and unlikely winners.
A mighty blow is struck against Brian and this season is all but over w/r/t fantasy. Meanwhile Q escapes again because hidden immunity idols are cursed this season.
The fantasy season goes from bad to worse for Nick and even a Turkey can’t save him. Theoretically, if he shot the moon the rest of the way could he win? Also no, because there are no replacement players on the bench! It’s a two-host race to the end, which will lead to victory for … Continue reading S46E10: Q, Anonymous
Werlp. Nick is eliminated from this fantasy season, without even the hope of bowling a Turkey to save him.
We say goodbye to a real one after a truly bizarre tribal council where no one seemed to have any idea what was going to happen even as it happened.
Another round, this time with a double elimination. For a player who was only in the game for such a short time, Janikowski’s legend sure is growing. Let us hope this is the last time.
Quicker shorter on because we recorded late, sorry! But we made sure to get it in on time! Also spent a good amount of time talking about Dad Movies!
It took a couple episodes but the game is finally on now that Bhanu has left and simultaneously torpedoed his entire tribe. Did he win a million hearts? Might could be he’s a few shy… But thankfully this episode gave us a reward challenge and we got to spend a lot of time with the … Continue reading S46E04: Start of the Season
Holy crap I posted the episode the day I was supposed to, what could possibly happen next? Certainly not Yanu actually winning anything…
Heeeeey guess what day it is! If you guessed Tuesday, as I did, then you are wrong and the episode is going to be late! But if you guessed Wednesday, then please enjoy this episode!
And we’re off to the races! Who will be the first to be v–Oh, oh. Well he gave up already, huh?
Hello! Did you miss us we missed youuu!
SORRY! Got distracted with holidays an work and entirely forgot to edit and post the episode. Anyway, here we are chitty-chatting about a fun season! See you in February!
The juggernaut becomes the jugger-not. Also, we love you. Winky-face emoji.
The chickens are coming home to roost, and old scores are being settled. The game is now a power four picking off the outside players at their leisure. While still a good season, it remains to be seen if the end will live up to the beginning and if something will finally happen to stop … Continue reading S45E11: Beef
We recorded this days ago and I have completely forgotten not only what the episode was about but what I said. I’m very thankful that I had the presence of mind to write down the episode title while we recorded because otherwise I would be screwwwwwwed right now
The amazing power of saying “Oops, sorry, my bad.” It fixes far more things than it breaks, so just friggin’ do it, Bruce.
SLEEPY BOIS UNITE! Some how, some way Bruce worked himself into a solid position with immunity and an idol, plus an ablative shield in the form of one of our favorites. About the only upshot is that his shield was eliminated when he was already immune.
You know we couldn’t possibly address the ancient shark god in the room. Why is this episode coming out a day early? Is it to make up for the one that came out a day late? Sure, yes, let’s go with that–it’s nothing to do with a massive Victoria 3 update coming out tomorrow that … Continue reading S45E07: DAKUWAQA
No way man, no friggin’ way. You believe this? You seeing this? C’mon…..
Dee learns that when the truth is messy and inconvenient, but unverifiable, you can always just lie about it. Eventually someone like J Maya will also lie and it’ll cancel itself out. Just as I *could* tell the truth and say this episode is up a day late because I thought today was Tuesday, or … Continue reading S45E05: Just Lie