Poor Man's Podcast

Did you know that a barrel can be reused for almost a century? Join us as we flip through some fun facts. Or as Ari calls them, not fun facts. Or as Jake calls them, Brain Facts. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free Off-Brand Trivia Show Music: Peony Morning by TrackTribe

Why do we always put the word barrel in these descriptions? Why do we insist on making these recordings publicly accessible? Why are all of our recordings so terribly balanced? We answer none of these questions in this week's episode, but we do try our hand at answering some questions from Stack Exchange instead. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free

Have you ever seen barrels competing at a competitive level? Us neither, but it sounds like an excellent time. Barrel slalom, synchronized barrelling, barrel dressage and more. Listen to us as we explore the depths of the barrel to bring you commentary from this years Quintuple O-lympics. Prepare to be appropriately qualified. Get in touch with us: contact@poorman.nz Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free

It's not where you are in the barrel that determines how much you succeed. It's how you think about the barrel. Unless, of course, you'd rather be in a jar. Jake will sell you one. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free Inspiring Backing Track: Song of Sadhana by Jesse Gallagher

This week's episode was brought to you by barrels. Need a cylinder to store things in? Try a barrel on for size. Barrels: A pocket that's actually a dead tree. This week's episode was also brought to you by a whole lot of other made-up stuff. We hope you'll buy some. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free

Does anyone actually read these things? Everyone knows reading is so last century and audio is king! We hope nestled away in your bed or your barrel you can take a quiet moment to soak in the sounds of our relaxing voices and rumbling tummies as you join us in our adventures into ASMR. Get in touch with us: contact@poorman.nz Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free

Beneath the surface of the barrel, something lurks. Something dark. Join us as we delve into corruption, fury, and a twist no one saw coming. This is Poor Man's Podcast. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free Mystery Theme: Suspense Mystery Entry by tyops

This week, we sample the barrel. This special two-minuter was produced for the My RODE Cast 2020 podcasting competition. A normal full-length episode will be up on Wednesday! Poor Man's Podcast: Your favourite podcasts done poorly. Not badly, poorly. There's a difference. Join Ari, Duncan, and Jake each week as they tackle a well-known podcast genre, topic, or concept. With every episode different from the next, Poor Man's Podcast brings you content that's better sourced elsewhere. But that's all part of the charm. Attributions: Cash Register by kiddpark Trumpet2 by Harbour11 Suspense Mystery Entry by tyops Something Elated by Broke For Free

You're fired. Take your barrel and go. Oh no, wait! Although Jake restructures the podcast in this episode, there's still room for a dedicated listener, such as yourself. Just reapply for the position with your CV and some good Poor Man's Podcast references and we'll see what we can do. Hell, you might get a promotion. How does the economy work again? Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free

Why don't you join us in our barrel? You could jump on in from that platform yonder. Make sure you do it only after you have listened to this weeks podcast though! This week the boys bring you all the news from the upcoming changes that will be happening to physics this week. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free

Look up in the sky! It's a barrel! It's a podcast! No! It's Poorman! Back with another episode. This time we give a super-speedy recap of our favourite teen superhero drama: Smallville. Warning: This episode contains massive spoilers for a TV show that ended 9 years ago. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free

We took a hotshot past the barrels, pinged off Jake's bucket and got an apple from Ari the beautician for an absolute clapper of a goal. Get in hosers, we're pretending we know Hockey. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke for Free

A little something, from us to you. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke For Free

"I know what I am! I'm a barrel playing a barrel disguised as another barrel!" Join us for a game of Dungeons That Don't Drag On; a speedy RPG where everything's made up and the experience points don't matter.

We jumped out of our barrel and into another and pulled a film from its depths. It's a cult hit, a classic, what do you mean you haven't seen it? Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke For Free

What do you get if you cross a small rodent, with a pair of pointy narrow seafaring vessels? If it isn't the bottom of the barrel, its gotta be a vole-canoe, or in regular parlance a volcano... Come join the boys as the attempt to investigate the newly formed volcano that has emerged somewhere between Iceland and New Zealand. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke For Free

What if it isn't where we are in the barrel... but when? Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke For Free

So it turns out the barrel had a fake bottom all along, and we've discovered this episode underneath it. Beware to all ye who enter, you'll need a good scrub afterwards. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke For Free

There once was a deep-bottomed barrel With podcasts both fancy and feral This one sits between Neither pleasant nor mean At least one of the hosts is quite sterile. All this time alone inside has us... moody. Arty. Maybe even... poetic? Listen along as we dissect the work of one of the world's most underrated poets, and come up with a few stanzas of our own. Recording by Jarrah Dowrick. Canon in D Major by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100301 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke For Free

What's up friends? We're back with another episode, so remember to like, subscribe and smash that space bar, because we're out of the barrel and into the infinite void, as the saying goes. Apologies for missing last week's episode, but we are adjusting to living in complete and total isolation. But the podcast business is booming so we hope to take full advantage. Stay tuned. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke For Free

We've undergone a podcasting correction and are back in the middle-ish bottom of the barrel again .... Nothing to fear though as we're back to answer all of your knitting kneeds, and as you know we do spin yarns with the best of them. Intro Song: "Fireflies and Stardust" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke For Free

Nearing the top of the barrel now. Wash your hands and turn on the TV, because not only is it flu season, it's award season too! We give our take on the winners and potential winners of the year. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke For Free

Welcome to the barrel of the barrel. We talk about "current" events. Old news is the hot new thing. Mixed by Jarrah Dowrick. Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke For Free

Welcome to almost the centre of the barrel! Who works their way up a barrel anyway? This week, we dive deep into the history of Star Wars, and how it's led to the most adorable creature in existence. Come visit our website, poorman.nz Credits Intro Song: The New Order by Aaron Kenny Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke For Free

Welcome to the upper lower third of the barrel! We talk about K-pop and all the other letter-pop combinations. Come visit our website, poorman.nz Credits Intro Song: Wise Man's Dub by Dub One! Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke For Free

Welcome to the lower third of the barrel! We talk about Cryptocurrency - we talk about crypts and O'Currencies, our favourite Irish family. Come visit our website, poorman.nz Credits Intro Song: Wise Man's Dub by Dub One! Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke For Free

Welcome to the bottom of the barrel! Let us tell you what you're in for.... Come visit our website, poorman.nz Credits Intro Song: Wise Man's Dub by Dub One! Outro Song: Something Elated by Broke For Free