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Take a stroll back down memory lane with these 2 lovely best friends. They will reminisce on the times when they could have died in a field... but didn't.. and survived to have kids of their own! You may laugh with them, you may cry with them, but most definitely you will ALWAYS have a great time with them! Grab a drink, tune in, and relive your glory days with Sheena & Michelle!

RetiredPartyMoms


    • May 11, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 56m AVG DURATION
    • 15 EPISODES


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    Boats and Swamp Hoes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021 47:52


    I know what you did last summer...... We LOVE Summer! Its our favorite and the boating season is upon us. Listen as we chat about some of our favorite summer stories featuring Crystal Sparkles, lost phones, Oyster Bars, and Sheena & Michelle living their best life!

    These 2 ol' turbines were pulled out of retirement

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 51:18


    Listen as we chat about how Christopher was correct last week... shocking. And our adventures over the weekend. We got turnt up retired party mom style. Brendy & Darlene back in action!

    Interview with the our littles

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 44:42


    This is a special episode! We interview our littles, Christopher and Milly! Then, they get to interview each other. Sometimes these retired party moms need to let their kids do all the work!

    Sheenie's Birthday Shee-nanigans

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 52:47


    Sheena turned....25 (riiight) and some shit went down! Pajama party, beer pong, party bus, wineries, shots, and ditching dates! It was a fun filled weekend that you MUST catch up on!

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    Snatalie Snorman

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 52:25


    Guest starring the beautiful, Snatalie Snorman!! One of our oldest friends. We reminisce on how we met and how she is the glue to our friendship. She is legit the whole reason we are the besties we are today! Happy birthday to Sheena as well!! We apologize for Cabral's poor audio quality!! One of these days we will figure this all out.

    Cheers to squats and sound baths

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 49:01


    Sheena and Michelle get free DRANKS at the bar and Michelle learns she cant even SQUAT the bar.... sound baths, can you be a fire fighter?, and BOTCHULISM... Join Sheena and Michelle as they make themselves feel like grade A MORONS

    Larry's Night Out, tiaras and unicorn horns

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 44:25


    Michelle has a wild night at Larry's! Sheena is sad about missing out but looooves the stories! Tune in to find out how Michelle woke up with blood splattered all over her car. 

    How can you eat just 2 Oreos?! Cuz we can't eat just 1 of anthing!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 54:28


    Join us when we take a trip down memory lane when we thought we were fat, ate whatever we wanted, lived on carbs, and didn't gain a pound! Jump ahead to present day where we eat 15 carrots and gain 10 lbs in 1 day! The joys of getting old!

    Fashion here, then, and way back when

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 57:58


    Do you like fashion? Then this episode is for you! We discuss todays new styles, what we loved/hated when we were in highschool and our favorite styles back throughout history. Including but not limited to SIDE PARTS vs. MIDDLE PARTS.

    Have your cake and eat it too

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 56:40


    Drunk Cabral welcomes you to our very disorganized episode about cake, stealing, mini cows, all of Cabral's animal stories and our lovely Bud light seltzers!

    AIM to Tinder Dating Tutorial

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 82:24


    Help Sheena find Cabral a new man! Hit us up at retiredpartymoms@gmail.com to send us your bachelor videos! Lets do this thang! Take a look back at your highschool and college dating escapades and how they differ from todays online "app" dating. 

    Ivy Leagues, 3-ways, pineapple, and tracking devices

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 68:37


    Join Sheena & Michelle, as they discuss how they should have been Ivy league scholars but instead are panicking about how to implant tracking devices in their children...And how its a sad day every time they buy booze without getting carded. Welcome to our "Freakshow"!

    Rocket ships, chunky queso, & bowl cutouts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2021 68:39


    Episode 3, we welcomed our first guest, our bestie, Michelle Oberlin! We reminisce about our working days, her child going through puberty and a look back on our own awkward years! You also don't want to miss our surprise at the end! 

    Tow trucks, Pecan Pie, and an obsession with shoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2021 60:34


    Find out what's going on in our lives today. From trauma in Tennessee, glorious shoe closets and our latest party bus adventure. You get to know more about a day in the life with Michelle & Sheena and how the shit show continues to follow them everywhere they go.

    Party buses & Keyhole Shenanigans

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2021 53:10


    From the hills of West Virginia, to Plymouth Rock, Sheena and Michelle welcome you to the beginning of their podcast journey and the start of many tales of their life long friendship. They will discuss Timbos, Velour track suits, Winnie the pooh overalls, party buses, fields, and keyhole photos. This is only just the beginning of your ride with the Retired Party Moms!

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