Podcasts about morons

Ozzie's DNA. Happy Summer Solstice! Morons in the News.   The People's Movie Critic. Everyone Needs a Laugh.   Talkback Callers. Can You Believe This? 5 Books Better Than the Movies.   Talkback Callers. From the Vault.

On today's MJ Morning Show: Karen Read trial Morons in the news Bryan Stern of Grey Bull Rescue 9 things that need to be replaced in your bathroom The "Gen Z Gaze" 9-year-old shark bite victim Rays... Tropicana Field property speculation Michelle's criticism for MJ Details on Southwest passenger's meltdown Feng Shui in the bedroom Beware of the Florida Lottery Scam Bojangles returning to Tampa area Woman goes on 'no touch date' RV show at the Fairgrounds Hadley's Factual Facts Man shocked by price of a princess dining experience at Disneyland MJ went to the movies More people are wearing Airpods everywhere Do you have a compulsion to answer a text immediately? MJ has a lot of Anne Burrell fans An employee of a national bank suing over a Chucky doll prank Tiktok ban extended REO Speedwagon original lead singer Terry Luttrell in a crash after final show Baldoni suit can request Taylor Swift texts Tyler Perry accused of sexual misconduct R.Kelly alleged murder plot

Mathew Perry. Diddy News. Morons in the News.   Small Plates. Everyone Needs a Laugh.   Talkback Callers. The Vegas Airport. Can You Believe This?   TSA and Those Mini Airplane Booze Bottles. From the Vault.

On today's MJ Morning Show: This needs to be fixed in the D.C. area Morons in the news Something happens Friday at 10:42pm Baby shower ends with woman trying to run someone over Anniversary of the OJ slow-speed chase Which 4 states have the most psychopaths Billionaire Bunker Island can't get rid of their crap Burger King Bobby ATM story Listener's story from an Airbnb Another Howard Frankland Bridge first Don't cross the solid white lines! Pope Leo is related to Madonna and Justin Bieber No special Father's Day for MJ... We took calls Aussie restaurant owner rant Restaurant week Food TV host RIP Heart's stolen instruments recovered Nearly 3,000 Nintendo Switches stolen Guy arrested for shooting at former boss Wet bag under Flight passenger's seat Extra screening for Terry Bradshaw Jeff Bezos' wedding may face some protesters

Parades of Morons - so many parades to cover: The No Kings protests, Trump's military parade (we are not calling the service members morons) just the people complaining about it not being fascist enough, and the parade of Gaza protesters halted in Egypt.0:00 - Intro2:18 - Important Stories We're Ignoring3:09 - Parades of Morons13:27 - The Perfect Jean14:46 - Weather15:14 - More Parades of Morons19:52 - Phetasy News20:47 - The Internet Is GloriousEnd Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign up to be an audience member for Real America - Bridget's new show on 2WAY - Wednesdays at 7pm ET/6pm CT https://2way.tv/bridgetzoom Buy tickets for Bridget's Ask Me Anything Comedy Show - June 24th at 7pm https://bit.ly/DF-AMAShow ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to our sponsor The Perfect Jean - Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at https://bit.ly/DF-PerfectJean - use code BRIDGET15 for 15% off and free shipping! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce media content, essays, and merchandise such as t-shirts and greeting cards that make burgers out of your sacred cows and tell you not to take yourself so damn seriously. Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://www.bridgetphetasy.com/ For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/BridgetPhetasy Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bridgetphetasy/ Podcast - Walk-Ins Welcome with Bridget Phetasy https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walk-ins-welcome/id1437447846 https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbRU0qOjbxZJf9d49AHEh https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/I3gqggwe23u6mnsdgqynu447wva 

Popsicles. It’s Hard to Live in the Moment. Morons in the News.   Everyone Needs a Laugh. Microplastics. Talkback Callers.   Talkback Callers. Can You Believe This? Meet the Parents.   From the Vault. Lamar Gets Dragged.

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's suspended license revisited Morons in the news MJ's dishwasher problems How many times can you call 911 before you get in trouble? Mouth taping... we took calls When you go on vacation, take a photo of THIS. MJ IG... pounding his conch A man got used pants from Amazon Cereal recall for metal pieces Ridiculous graduation rule 10 most dangerous beaches in the USA New water fountain added in Tampa Underwear index Man fired gunshots at police substation, then turned himself in Pasco road rage A doctor involved in the case of the death of Matthew Perry will plead guilty Diddy trial update MJ underwear giveaway Good news: A Texas high school principal did something for each student United Airlines flight had funny message on seat-back video screens Gen Z's are angering bartenders Joey Chestnut returns to July 4th Nathan's Hot Dog competition Kings Island theme park warning riders to keep their mouths closed Jamie Lee Curtis on why she did ads for Activia News reporter under the microscope because of his salary MJ takes shirt off a home... even when he's cooking

Lamar Made Her Cry. Zero Sugar? Morons in the News.   Own the Row. Let Your Feet Peak Out of the Covers. Everyone Needs a Laugh.   Talkback Callers. Can You Believe This? Pigeon Fest.   Talkback Callers. From the Vault.

On today's MJ Morning Show: Delta passenger notices another passenger doing this while play came in for landing Breyers factory recall for mislabeled packages Recall on some Dr. Pepper products Graduation backflip video update Morons in the news MJ's IG... Why was his license suspended? Keep listening... Most popular pasta in Florida MJ & Michelle are watching "Severance" Why does MJ keep looking at his watch? What's a "Fridge cig"? What are families doing at Costco that's annoying? Here's why MJ's license was suspended Fox11 helicopter reporter gave candid answers during live stream during flight Guy arrested for pointing laser at HCSO helicopter Baby name "Chernobyl Hope" New details on boater who crashed into Clearwater Ferry Southwest Air passenger "upgraded" to ABA (Able-Bodied Assistant) Grey Bull Rescue's Bryan Stern You can't trust A.I. Amazon returns Ozempic apparently has a new side effect Kanye couldn't get seat at Diddy trial Cheerios announces they are reducing number of products offered

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Aujourd'hui à l'émission, Marie-Claude nous donne les chiffres chanceux ultimes pour vos loteries ! On vous pose la question: Quel est le plus gros trucs que vous ayez gagnez ?! On joue à Moron ou Génie ! Bonne Écoute !

Talkback Caller. Morons in the News. Wash Your Beard.   The People’s Movie Critic: “Ballerina” Everyone Needs a Laugh.    

Note: "Act 1" was a separate published audio podcast.*Check out EZ's morning radio show "The InZane Asylum Q100 Michigan with Eric Zane" Click here*Get a FREE 7 day trial to Patreon to "try it out."*Watch the show live, daily at 8AM EST on Twitch! Please click here to follow the page.Email the show on the Shoreliners Striping inbox: eric@ericzaneshow.comTopics:*Travis Gibbs from WLAV, joins the chat to pick on sweet friend, Michelle McCormick.*EZ's radio boss posted something super dumb*Antonio Brown wanted for attempted murder.*A bunch of illegal hits by Vontaze Burfict.*Camera man saves babe reporter from certain death.*Morons keep approaching bison at Yellowstone.Asshole of the DaySponsors:Impact Powersports, Kuiper Tree Care, Adam Casari Realty, Frank Fuss / My Policy Shop Insurance, Kings Room Barbershop,  Berlin Raceway, Shoreliners, Dump A-Haulics,Striping, Ervines Auto Repair Grand Rapids Hybrid & EV, TC PaintballInterested in advertising? Email eric@ericzaneshow.com and let me design a marketing plan for you.Contact: Shoreliners Striping inbox eric@ericzaneshow.comDiscord LinkEZSP TikTokSubscribe to my YouTube channelHire me on Cameo!Tshirts available herePlease subscribe, rate & write a review on Apple Podcastspatreon.com/ericzaneInstagram: ericzaneshowTwitterSupport this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-eric-zane-show-podcast/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

On today's MJ Morning Show: The right to run over protesters Antonio Brown wanted for attempted murder? Morons in the news What's the 'never broke a bone theory'? Tesla test drive Woman says her boyfriend hates the way she eats pizza Office Chair Butt India Air plane crash Hadley's Factual Facts MJ erroneously turned in for cutting mangroves MJ & Michelle's headphones Update: Sam's Club whizzer Great white shark bit girl's hand in Boca Grande Bradenton woman torches boyfriend's car Petty Revenge callers Father's Day is Sunday Karen Read and Diddy trial updates Family Dollar employee shot a shoplifter in the a$$ Things people do to get cheaper fares... and airlines may ban them for it TSA stopped a guy from boarding a plane with something surprising Most overpriced supermarkets in America

Tough to Watch. Morons in the News. Tomorrow  Cruise.   Everyone Needs a Laugh. Kim Kardashian. Down the Rabbit Hole   Talkback Callers. Health Update. Can You Believe This?   From the Vault. Things Happy Couples Do.

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In yet another legendary episode, Paulie & Tony Fusco EXPOSE the vast cover-up behind this terrible NBA Finals and how the Thunder and Pacers could INSTANTLY BOOST TV RATINGS. They also tell you what MORONS are forgetting about Aaron Rodgers and why he's going to make the Steelers MUCH BETTER, and how this move has already helped Browns QB Shedeur Sanders. Plus, they break an INTERESTING development in the Knicks head coach search. Visit our sponsor freshcleanthreads.com and use promo code FUSCO15 to get 15% off your purchase of between 1 and 10,000 shirts. Rate and review the pod 5-stars on Apple Podcasts bro: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-paulie-tony-fusco-show/id1528435669 Shop the merch store: https://fuscoshow.myspreadshop.com/ #fsrSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of Outside the Cinema, hosts Bill and Chris discuss various topics ranging from parenting moments that impress them to the exploration of cult films, particularly focusing on George A. Romero's lesser-known work, 'There's Always Vanilla'. They share personal anecdotes about their children, delve into the significance of youth sports, and analyze the cultural context of the films they review, emphasizing the importance of understanding the era in which they were made. In this conversation, Chris Bricklemyer and OTC Industries delve into the film 'There's Always Vanilla,' directed by George A. Romero. They explore the film's themes of counterculture, character development, and the challenges faced during its writing and production. The discussion highlights the film's visual style, editing techniques, and ultimately leads to their recommendations and critiques of the film's overall quality. In this episode, the hosts delve into the evolution of comedy, critiquing the film 'Morons from Outer Space' for its juvenile humor and lack of substance. They transition into discussing 'The Nun', exploring its themes, character dynamics, and the effectiveness of its horror elements. The conversation culminates in a detailed review of 'Bring Her Back', highlighting its emotional depth and strong performances, ultimately leading to high praise for the film.

On today's MJ Morning Show: Crypto Brothers home raided Coca Cola bringing back a flavor Morons in the news Think twice before using these phrases New facelift for iOS Worst thing that can happen while driving through a neighborhood Gen Z hack that is a threat to airport security 7-year-olds doing skin-care videos Beard cleanliness Best fast food fries RIP Brian Wilson St. Pete consignment store shuts down with clients stuff disappearing Gelato brand with lids too tight Caccio e pepe stories all over the place Guy arrested at Tradewinds will serve time in his home state, and bartender who was fired now has a new bartending job Warning: Some locks sold in major stores reportedly only have limited number of possible key combinations Pope Leo sporting Chicago White Sox hat Silver Airways shut down Spirit & Jetblue cut some flights from Tampa "Finna" How many Switch 2 were sold in first 4 days? An avocado a day Try to avoid the bison at Yellowstone Park Documentary on Oceangate Movie prop auction coming soon HCSO arrests substitute teacher for sending sexual images to students

In yet another legendary episode, Paulie & Tony Fusco EXPOSE the vast cover-up behind this terrible NBA Finals and how the Thunder and Pacers could INSTANTLY BOOST TV RATINGS. They also tell you what MORONS are forgetting about Aaron Rodgers and why he's going to make the Steelers MUCH BETTER, and how this move has already helped Browns QB Shedeur Sanders. Plus, they break an INTERESTING development in the Knicks head coach search. Visit our sponsor freshcleanthreads.com and use promo code FUSCO15 to get 15% off your purchase of between 1 and 10,000 shirts. Rate and review the pod 5-stars on Apple Podcasts bro: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-paulie-tony-fusco-show/id1528435669 Shop the merch store: https://fuscoshow.myspreadshop.com/ #fsrSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this week's episode, Alex talks about summer being the most beautiful time of year. Jurassic World Rebirth looks a little weird but I still want to see it. McDonald's new chicken strips are not good. Aaron Rodgers signs a one year deal with the Pittsburgh Steelers. And my thoughts on the Xbox games showcase. Follow Alex:X: https://x.com/adsilva005 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adsilva005/ Podcast Links:Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/intelligent-moron-with-alex-silva/id1552338016 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/21OITz2NaBqXQ2SmKSEStc?si=wikIxgKkQgKMQNKjU8ozng YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnw1rKX6JUSITRFz2DSXEdQ/videos Epidemic Sound has the best selection of copyright free music for you to choose. 30 day free trial.https://www.epidemicsound.com/referra...

Bug In Ear. Morons in the News. First World Problems.   Sardines. Everyone Needs a Laugh. PopTarts.    Talkback Callers. Can You Believe This?

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On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester, what's in the box? UFOs... Is this the truth? Morons in the news Listener complaint Fester doesn't want photos taken Friday What's the worst thing that can happen to a limo for a funeral? Bad news from Silver Airways Woman sues Costco for $14 million MJ wants a garage 'fridge/freezer Diddy's favorite TV show Diddy trial update Disney checks for this at Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique Who pays when a house is damaged by the FBI or local law enforcement? Villages news: Guy destroys Sam's Club's sausages by doing this... ewww Michael's acquires Joann's IP Link between economy and underwear Tampa Bay Lightning locker room sale Who's robbing banks these days? TPD wants to know... Hooter's location reopening in Port Richey Update on the meth pipe raccoon Why is McDonald's stock down? Which should you do first for weight loss? Cardio or weights? Baldoni trial update Brady Bunch house owners trying to cash in on tours of the property Jared Leto accused Jamie Foxx on Diddy Kevin Hart jokes at BET Awards Entertainment news: Taylor Swift, Katy Perry Tom Bodett suing Motel 6 ownership Mary Lou Retton speaks out, takes responsibility for DUI Virtual Detroit court hearing halted when woman tries to make PBJ

Pastor Pistol Whips Dude. Mystery Man Gifts Kid Fender Guitar. Morons in the News.   Everyone Needs a Laugh. There Are Dad’s Way Worse Than You. Small Plates.   Talkback Callers. Don’t Use Airport Wifi. Can You Believe This?   From the Vault. Father’s Day Reminder.

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ wants a good watermelon Dumbbell recall Morons in the news Buckets of... ick... We asked our listeners about their gross neighbors Listener e-mail about the gold-digger test Who "shhhh'ed"? Creepy "Meet Cute" On a girls' night out, the food got cold Mystery Safe update More A.I. songs created for the MJ Morning Show MS Windows at airports Are Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce secretly married? Owner of 'Breaking Bad' house using hose to keep people from house Wicked Asian Needle Ant Passenger calls in bomb threat to Spirit Airlines after being late for flight Southwest Air passengers may have to pay for bags if they made itinerary changes Saudi man arrested after Champagne Room at Oz in Clearwater refused him sex Diddy trial update Secret etiquette of pooping in someone else's home Section of 5th Ave in NYC closed to deliver furniture to Jeff Bezos Medical emergency, Starbucks told woman to wait in line for ice water

The Looming Crisis Few Want to Confront Paul Daneshrad, CEO of StarPoint Properties and author of Money and Morons, is sounding the alarm: the United States is barreling toward a sovereign debt reckoning – and real estate professionals are not nearly prepared.   Citing economists Reinhart and Rogoff, along with voices as diverse as Jamie Dimon, Jerome Powell, and Ray Dalio, Daneshrad warns that the U.S. has not only crossed the 100% debt-to-GDP threshold, widely viewed as a critical danger zone, but has kept accelerating. "We're at 120 to 140% on-balance-sheet," he notes. "If you include off-balance-sheet liabilities, we're at 300%." While the exact timing of the crisis is unknowable, Daneshrad argues that its inevitability is not. “It's not a question of if – it's when.”   Politics, Populism, and Normalcy Bias Daneshrad is quick to dismiss the conventional partisan narrative. The deficit is no longer a left-right issue, it's a bipartisan affliction. Both political parties, he argues, are fueling structural imbalances. Worse, the electorate, while voicing concern, refuses to vote for hard choices.   This disconnect is the heart of his book's provocative title: Money and Morons. “86% of Americans say they're worried about the debt,” he says. “But they won't vote for politicians willing to solve it, because that solution involves pain.”   The result is what psychologists call “normalcy bias” – an instinct to ignore looming threats and retreat into the comfort of the familiar.   Fixed-Rate Fortresses: Real Estate's First Line of Defense If the debt crisis triggers hyperinflation and a spike in interest rates, as Daneshrad expects, the implications for real estate will be seismic. His response? Radical preparation.   StarPoint has already begun shifting its portfolio into 20+ year fixed-rate debt and is moving toward 30-year structures. “It's painful. It's more expensive. But if the crisis comes in eight years, and you've got two years left on a 10-year loan, you're vulnerable.”   He emphasizes that this is not a fringe view. “Even Powell, whose mandate doesn't include the deficit, felt compelled to warn the public. That's how serious it is.”   Deleveraging with Purpose Debt levels at StarPoint are also coming down – fast. The firm is targeting 40% leverage, down from a peak of 70%. They currently sit at 54%, and the journey continues.   The rationale is clear: when interest rates jump from 6% to 15%, the re-pricing of real estate will be brutal. “That's trillions in lost value,” says Daneshrad. “You have to de-risk now.”   The Forgotten Asset: Cash Cash, often derided for its lack of yield in boom times, plays a central role in Daneshrad's playbook. “The Rockefellers, Kennedys, Guggenheims – they had cash when it mattered. They bought at two cents on the dollar.”   Berkshire Hathaway's record cash holdings reinforce this strategy. “Buffett sees limited opportunity right now and high risk. That should tell you something.”   Daneshrad recommends targeting cash reserves as a percentage of either AUM or annual free cash flow, steadily building them over time. "Public companies get punished for it. Private firms like ours have more flexibility and we're using it."   Why He's Not Buying (Yet) Despite market dislocation, Daneshrad says StarPoint is mostly sitting on the sidelines. Cap rate spreads don't justify the risk, and few deals offer the deep value he's targeting.   “We're looking for rebound plays where sellers are on their third buyer and need certainty of close. That's where the discounts are. But those opportunities are rare.”   Asked whether the mispricing stems from short-term underwriting or optimism bias, he shrugs. “We've flooded the system with liquidity. Asset prices are artificially propped up.”   Diversification and the Limits of Real Estate Daneshrad is not betting the farm on U.S. real estate. He's pursuing modest geographic diversification abroad and expanding into non-real estate asset classes. “Historically, real estate hedges inflation well but a debt crisis changes everything.”   He's candid about the difficulty: “We're not that smart. Timing a crisis is hard. But we can prepare for one.”   The Aging America Conundrum One of the more nuanced points Daneshrad raises is the intersection of demography and fiscal sustainability. Aging, he agrees, is inevitable. But the care infrastructure it requires is not financially supported. “The trustees for Social Security and Medicare, not politicians, say the funds go bankrupt in under ten years. That's $90 trillion in off-balance-sheet liabilities.” Senior housing? “A great idea if the elderly can pay. But with savings rates at historic lows, I'm not optimistic.”   Market Signals That Matter Daneshrad watches for three early signs of crisis: A gradual rise in interest rates – not driven by Fed hikes but by market demands for higher risk premiums. Breakdown of the flight-to-safety dynamic – if equities fall but bond yields rise, that's a red flag. The ‘bang moment' – as coined by Reinhart and Rogoff, when confidence evaporates overnight. As Hemingway once said about bankruptcy, it happens "gradually, then suddenly."   What He'd Do with $1 Million Today If handed an extra million in cash, Daneshrad says he'd hold 80% in cash and invest the rest. “Protect the capital. Diversify over multiple asset classes. Liquidity is opportunity.”   Final Word Paul Daneshrad's message is sobering but clear: “Protect. Prepare. Don't pretend.” He doesn't claim to predict the future. But if you accept the warnings from the smartest voices in finance and economics, the case for defensive posturing is overwhelming.   And if they're wrong? You lose a few basis points. But if they're right you survive the bang.   *** In this series, I cut through the noise to examine how shifting macroeconomic forces and rising geopolitical risk are reshaping real estate investing.   With insights from economists, academics, and seasoned professionals, this show helps investors respond to market uncertainty with clarity, discipline, and a focus on downside protection.    Subscribe to my free newsletter for timely updates, insights, and tools to help you navigate today's volatile real estate landscape. You'll get: Straight talk on what happens when confidence meets correction - no hype, no spin, no fluff. Real implications of macro trends for investors and sponsors with actionable guidance. Insights from real estate professionals who've been through it all before. 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Human Kibble. Morons in the News. Elephant Snacks.   Greg Warren Diddy House Wont Sell. Everyone Needs a Laugh.

Jesus Called em Morons!

Backflip Gone Wrong. Irish Butter. Morons in the News.   The People's Movie Critic. Everyone Needs a Laugh.   Talkback Callers. Can You Believe This?   The Zippy Zoiac. From the Vault.

On today's MJ Morning Show: Diddy has been warned TV in lobby still not replaced Shoplifters targeting candles Morons in the news Tiffany Gomas has a new gig lined up Cheesecake Factory portion size Woman made mistake with tip, bank won't correct it MJ's headed to drop off bulbs tomorrow MJ took a jar of mercury to school A company tells its employees to delete selfies if they show this.... Diddy trial update Instrument played in a park causes a woman to have a meltdown Calls from listeners with names that are a turn-off (both men and women) Metallica at Raymond James Stadium MJ got a haircut "Submariner" is the latest dating term Bomb threat on an Allegiant flight out of PIE DoorDash stories Gold & Diamond Source former employee arrested for theft Arrest made in the theft of Heart's instruments Chewing loudly can trigger mysophonia, and can be connected to depression "Stranger Things" Nintendo Switch went on sale... A couple of issues at Gamestop Julian's keys Aldi is slashing prices for the summer Valerie Bertinelli is hooked on something at Trade Joe's Mary Lou Retton update

Toddler Goes for a Ride. Morons in the News. Talkback Caller.   Small Plates. Everyone Needs a Laugh. The First Upside Down Roller Coaster.   Talkback Callers. Lost to the Future. Can You Believe This?   From the Vault. Forbidden Foods.

Titan Sub Doc. Morons in the News. Coffee is Good.   Everyone Needs a Laugh. Nickle Nips. Would You Give Up Your Seat?   Talkback Caller. Can You Believe This? Bar Soap Sales Are Down.   Abandoned. From the Vault.

Recreating Your Favorite Childhood Pictures. Morons in the News. Pigeon Causes Chaos on Flight.   Sheri Has a Question. Max Slang Test. Everyone Needs a Laugh.   Talkback Callers. Can You Believe This? Why is Bubblegum Pink?   From the Vault. Talkback Caller.

On today's MJ Morning Show: Woman had Whattaburger with a little extra on it Morons in the news Student graduated and went straight to his BK job... Someone set up a gofundme page Illegal border crossings... in Maine Patient had dream about their therapist... Airline attendant naked and dancing Naked on a flight... doesn't lose his job as director of Art Institute of Chicago MJ's text of instructions to Michelle ZooTampa allows you to paint with orangutans The gold digger test MJ's IG MJ is dropping off hazardous waste on Saturday Tinder now including height Denis Phillips from ABC Action News on the 2025 Atlantic Hurricane Season Florida woman in Miami Dade hit and killed a pedestrian... just a homeless... Another celebrity romance scam Aldi sued over packaging of knockoff products Flight to Tampa diverted for an emergency landing Flights from Newark Liberty Airport, cheapest right now... Florida Aquarium visits the MJ Morning Show with a sloth! People are cooking at home the most since covid

Obsolete Tech. Morons in the News. A Giant Poison Toad.   Everyone Needs a Laugh. Billy Bob. A Snoring Yorkie.   Smashing the Wedding Cake. Can You Believe This? Super Bolt Lightning?   Helpful Instead of Happy. From the Vault.

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's weekend travel Morons in the news Woman damages car, fight over shared romance 2 bikers hit an alligator on I-4 Annebelle the doll safely locked up MJ on taxiway for 4 hours Chloe's Vegas trip flights Hurricane Season began Heavy guy suing Disney over water park slide injury Spotify has a track that can help relax people 65% Michelle's following the Karen Read trial Diddy trial update Woman causes uproar over keeping her kids home the last days of school Flight to Tampa diverted because of lithium ion battery fire in seat pocket Social media is full of fake information Keep an eye on kids at baggage claim Big Lots is reopening some stores Be careful about brushing wet hair Elon Musk accused of using drugs Sydney Sweeney selling soap made with her bath water Box Office weekend numbers New Karate Kid movie Jason Sudeikis paid tribute to his uncle George Wendt

Little Girl Sings for Delayed Flight. Narco Sub. Morons in the News.   The People’s Movie Critic: “MI-8” Everyone Needs a Laugh. “The Office” Spinoff is Coming!   Talkback Callers. Can You Believe This? The Offline Club.   The Zippy Zodiac. From the Vault.

MI-8 TalkBack Caller. Morons in the News.   Everyone Needs a Laugh. Side by Side. The Pee Wee Doc.   Diddy. Talkback Callers. Can You Believe This?   Talkback Callers. From the Vault.

On today's MJ Morning Show: Mumble Man Chloe's 'delayed' flight Morons in the news Chloe's flight drama American breakfast cereals becoming less healthy Do blue porch ceilings keep bugs away? Woman gets into an Uber, door handles are duct-taped over Vacation time for MJ? 80's concert last night at Ruth Eckerd Hall High incidents of divorce linked to this incident early in marriage Bartender who contacted MJ show after incident at Tradewinds lost her job over phone call RIP Chucky - Ed Gale People who downplay their birthday tend to also have these characteristics MJ's IG Rhode beauty products, Hailey's company, sold for $1 billion New Tinder CEO wants to change the image of the company Most critical years for health Latest top burger joints list Joe Exotic wants a pardon, Chrisley's got theirs Woman gets bar code tattoo of Red Bull Belinda Carlisle demo 'Waiting For A Star To Fall' An airport feature that may get removed Beanie Babies creator's home site of home invasion

Kevin Costner. Metal Detectors. Morons in the News.   Jamie Fox. Everyone Needs a Laugh. Morning Showers.   Talkback Caller Muppet Vision. Can You Believe This?   From the Vault. That’s a Weird Way to Eat Popcorn.

Kody spews more nonsense about how everyone else failed except him, Robyn continues to save face and avoid accountability, Meri speaks her truth, Christine wears a pink suit, and Janelle laughs at the stupidity of it all. Lucky for us, we have 3 more of these tell-nothing's to go! Get more cringey contact by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringeFollow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringeSubscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_2CgqXLWjIEKV9PCtH3Kjw?sub_confirmation=1Leave a message for us on SpeakPipe: https://speakpipe.com/realitytvcringeSupport the pod by leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcast platform! Thank you so much!

On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's new file cabinet Guy quits job, sails from Oregon to Hawai'i with his cat Morons in the news Details about red-heads MJ is not called for jury duty Cheese eating at bedtime... is it linked to nightmares? Pizza box story Olympian pulled over, arrested for DUI Costco not carrying their chocolate-covered raisins Depression contagious through kissing 50 best places to work Funny training video MJ saw Buc-ees song If you have one of these PINs... change it Billy Joel's health Box office details on top movies this weekend Most dangerous dogs list Dog owners can pass along their stress to their dogs Diddy update Britney Spears... apologized for smoking aboard a plane Was the French president slapped by his wife? "Rust" armorer released from prison

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Diddy Update. Found Treasure. Morons in the News.   The People's Movie Critic: "Fred & Rose" Everyone Needs a Laugh.   Talkback Callers. Can You Believe This?   The Zippy Zodiac. From the Vault.

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Magical Dads. Texas Roadhouse. Morons in the News.   Everyone Needs a Laugh. Your Ice Cream Eating Style.   Talkback Callers. Can You Believe This? Did You Know?   From the Vault.  

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