Sara and Steve Hate People

In this do-it-yourself episode, Sara and Steve discuss everything they hate about the store they love. Despite Sara's odd obsession with IKEA, they still can't get past kids that ruin everything, stores with no employees, and people they physically can't get past.

From the muckrakers to the blog-fakers, Sara and Steve decry the current state of journalism - and hope they don't offend anyone who can review this podcast.

From J. Edgar Hoover to the guy that made Sara cry in the bathroom, Sara and Steve discuss the worst bosses in past, present, and future.

Grab your date and settle in to a podcast about everything that can go wrong with first dates. The interviewer, the teeth puller, and the complete weirdo (among others) make for a lively and long episode where Sara and Steve get a bit personal. And if your date doesn't enjoy it, it wasn't going to last anyway.

When you go to a bar, you can't help but be surrounded by the worst people. Whether they're a gaggle of Girls Night Out or a group of Guys Wanting to Fight, alcohol makes bad people worse, and Sara and Steve order up a fresh cocktail of hatred for the occasion.

Sara and Steve work out their disdain for the Selfie Squad, over-zealous sales people, and gross sweaters as they run down the list of everything involved with working out.

From people who put ridiculous pictures up to people who think they're above it all, Sara and Steve discuss everything hateful about internet dating profiles - even though that's how they met.

Sara and Steve give thanks for their listeners, but not for the oddness that surrounds Thanksgiving. From turkey pardons to annoying relatives, there is a lot to complain about - even if it's Sara's favorite holiday.

The death of this podcast has been greatly exaggerated, as Steve and Sara return for a funny (and actually heartwarming episodes) dealing with the death of Steve's father, and all the craziness around it.

Can we get you something? How about a big ball of complaining about servers who overserve and underserve, and are just generally bad at their jobs.

Let the fireworks begin - Sara and Steve can't stand deadbeat picnic-ers, the overly drunk, and anyone Steve knew in 8th grade.

Television has reached a golden age lately - even if movies didn't suck in comparison, going to them does. So save a seat, grab your messy food, and talk real loud over this episode, because you'll never believe what happens after the previews.

Sara's fighting off a cold, but that doesn't stop them from complaining about something everyone loves - summer time. Fireworks, children, bikini bodies - this one is almost too easy.

Sara and Steve delve into what makes a good father - as well as give an honest glimpse into the dynamics of their marriage. Don't worry - they're still not planning on having kids.

We're going to need you to take your belts off and your shoes off, mainly so you don't hang yourself because of how angry you are about the TSA. Make sure not to opt out of this episode - it's a must.

Oh, do we hate that word - and everything about it. Take a picture of yourself scowling as you listen to the episode that everyone needs to agree with.

From the people who make it all about them to the people who, well, make it all about them in a different way, Sara and Steve explore the most selfish people in existence - hospital visitors.

Despite some audio glitches, Sara and Steve focus on everything that makes them hurt while they're already hurting. Hurry up and listen - while they can still talk without fingers in their mouths.

Just in time for Mother's Day, Sara and Steve tribute all the annoying moms out there. Do you think your child is the center of the universe? Do you feed your child tons of sugar and then complain that he's hyper? Do you suck at being a mom? Then this episode is about you!

Have we got the episode for you! Just sign this bit of paperwork promising us that you'll never listen to any other podcast ever again, because this podcast stars SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!!! (Samuel L. Jackson not included)

Everyone hates the DMV, so Sara and Steve encourage you to play hatred bingo as they go down the list of awful characters. How many can you name?

Are you sick of people who are sick? Sara and Steve tackle the people who refuse to go home from work and the people who call in sick at the merest sniffle with equal parts loathing.

From the people who get way too into it to the people who don't understand it, Sara and Steve talk about every thing they don't like about a show they love. Listen soon - winter is coming.

From the people who take it too far to the people who don't go far enough, this episode is all about the perfect prank. Or is it?

Sara and Steve aren't throwing a party, but they are throwing a hissy fit about people that might come. The overly drunk guest, the guest who just won't leave, and the standoffish guest all take a beating. Not literally, but if they did - hey, great party.

Wanna get fixed up? From the people that turn themselves into monsters to the old people that aren't fooling anyone, Sara and Steve explore America's obsession with looking their best, even if it makes them look worse.

Can't live with them, can't kill them and get away with it. Sara and Steve discuss one of life's biggest annoyances: having to live with people. From the roommates that don't respect your space to the roommates that don't respect your stuff to the roommates that don't respect your toilet, these are the people with whom we begrudgingly split the cable bill.

A subject Sara is particularly passionate about, Sara and Steve cover the two basic types of bad dog owners in an extra long episode (43 whole minutes!). Those that think rules do not apply to them, and those who's notion of what a dog should be is stuck somewhere in the 1800s. Complete with lots of subcategories, and a great deal of poop.

It doesn't matter how mundane the subject, Sara and Steve will find people to hate. Like the overly chatty customer or the teller who doesn't understand their job or the people who just don't understand how it all works - there's plenty to hate at the bank.

Apologies for the delay (and the Downton Abbey spoilers). This episode focuses on the littlest people Sara and Steve hate: babies. From the people whose babies take over their Facebook to the people whose babies take over our restaurants, this is one to cry about.

On the most romantic episode yet, Sara and Steve discuss the showoffs, the sad sacks, and the selfish that surround this invented holiday. Also, the movie sucked.

Despite their love for animals, Sara and Steve discuss their disdain for animal lovers. From PETA vegans to the vegans who think nothing you do is enough, Sara and Steve break down the vegans who make people suffer.

If you've ever lived anywhere, you've had a terrible neighbor. On this episode, Sara and Steve discuss people who don't recognize their own volume, people who don't respect your personal space, and total abject weirdos.

Planning a wedding? This episode is a must-listen as you'll find out everything you're facing. From people who make the wedding all about them, to other people who make the wedding all about them, weddings are full of people we hate.

Sara and Steve take a self-indulgent dive into the self-indulgent world of annoying Facebook updates. Pictures of food and babies and food babies dominate everyone's feed. Perhaps this podcast would be a good replacement.

Sara and Steve discuss the absolute trauma that is buying a car. From the person who assumes you know nothing to the person who actually knows nothing, one thing is certain: everybody lies.

Sara and Steve discuss the pressure of having a great time on New Year's Eve, and their disdain for everyone from the guy who forces his friends to spend too much to the person who MUST start every countdown.

Sara and Steve discuss the evils of the Christmas season - from holiday shoppers to stores selling earlier and earlier.