Spoil Me

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Melanie for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Murderbot takes on a job as a security consultant and has to help some people who seem to REALLY WANT TO DIE to stay alive. Turns out, they got really lucky hiring a secret Secbot because it's immediately apparent they'd be dead in short order. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Melba does something pretty drastic that I kind of wasn't expecting, and Bull has to deal with the consequences of spacing that drug dealer last chapter. Meanwhile, Anna is trying to find her place on this huge boat and seems to find it! Until she stumbles across someone that I think might be Melba? Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are wrapping up the first William Oh book, and we find out something VERY SURPRISING about Loth, and then we get a mission to draw us into the next book. Also, I'm sad about Bri. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Rachel Eaton for commissioning this episode!These chapters are the ones in which our friend gets a makeover and doesn't really mind it as much as it had expected. Then it realizes that even though this disguise might be superficially helpful, it still needs a reason to go to the station where the info about the "incident" is stored, and now it needs to get a job. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Anna goes to a cocktail reception with some really insufferable people, and someone tries to light themselves on fire. Then we hang out with Bull, who spaces a drug dealer, and move over to the Roci, where Holden is giving unwilling interviews. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we run into a whole crew of other creatures that are trying to loot the same abandoned/dead city as our friends. We also get to see what monster did this, and it's a pretty fucking grim reveal. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Mayken for commissioning this episode! These chapters are where Cazaril finally gets on the road to both brings the news of Teidez's death to Valenda and also to head on towards the dreamy prince that will break the curse on Iselle with true love's kiss. Or something. Thank you so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which we move up to a new floor in which a lot of things are on fire or lava, and then it turns out that's the least of our worries! Someone has attacked the bus that Will and Loth are following, and that somebody is NOT a monster. It's other climbers. That sucks. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Rachel for commissioning this episode!It's time for the next book, and we're getting Murderbot setting out on a new adventure to find out exactly what happened when it killed all those people that one time. BUT! It meets another bot that wants to help it blend in, because MB isn't doing as good a job as it thinks. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Will and Loth strike out on their own and leave Steve behind, but they don't actually remove him from the party because turns out maybe combat skills aren't the only valuable thing a party member can contribute!Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Yrys for commissioning this episode! These chapters see our crew dealing with the fallout of Tiedez's rampage in the menagerie, although nobody is dealing with more of a fallout, in the end, than Tiedez himself. Meanwhile, Umegat is alive but has suffered a terrible loss that is truly so tragic it's heartbreaking. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Steve, the newest member of the party, seems to die almost immediately of a broken neck. Turns out, HE'S ALIVE! And he has a really wild class and abilities...but more importantly, experience and information. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to John for commissioning this episode! In these chapters, Bull is dealing with some budget constraints that make the Behemoth basically one space battle away from crumpling like a tin can, and finds out there's some drug dealing going on. Meanwhile, John is getting set up by "Melba" to head to the ring, and Melba is attempting, with mixed success, to pose as a ship captain with experience.Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Yrys for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Teidez gets some bad advice from a bad man WHO IS ALREADY DEAD and this dumdum still does what the dead man told him to do. Thankfully, Umegat is still alive, but there was a real scare there for a second and now Orico is blind. Thank you so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which Will has a REALLY weird encounter with a being that seems to be working under the authority of someone who is functioning...outside the rules of the Tower. He manages to get away, and then him and Loth go on to make a deal for a new party member. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to The Great and Secret Knowledge: A Speculative Fiction Podcast for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which me meet "Melba", AKA Clarissa Mao, sister of Juliette Mao. She's on the warpath and directing all her anger at Holden, which honestly...I hate the man, but lady...get a grip. Then we meet Anna, and I will say she seems GREAT! Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Mayken for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Cazaril realizes that at the time of Dondo's death, he can actually hear Dondo's voice screaming from his INSIDES! Also, there are ghosts everywhere? Meanwhile, Iselle is trying to find a new husband and now has to browbeat Orico into agreeing to make an announcement! Thank you all for listening, and I will see you soon for a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These are the chapters where our Will and Loth are put to the test on the second floor, going up against some very unpleasant camels, and some even more unpleasant humans. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we get to see the aftermath of Will finishing his very first quest. He gets a bunch of gold, he gets some good loot, he creates a party and gets Loth to join, and he finds out some things about Mason, who actually seems like he doesn't completely suck?Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where we find out just what (likely) happened with this attempt at death magic that Cazaril made, and while he KINDA gets what he wanted, he's definitely paying a high price despite getting the discount of staying alive. FOR NOW. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Will accepts his first quest and we get to see some of the results of his Hype Man's campaign, which might have been a little too effective. Also, we get a new group of characters and a new race! The kobold Loth has joined the chat! Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Sofia for commissioning this episode! These final chapters are fun and interesting and somehow I manage to talk about them for an hour without ever once even mentioning what it was that GrayCrys was willing to kill for. How do I manage it? I'm just THAT good. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you so much to Sofia for commissioning this episode!These chapters are the ones in which we find out what happened to the crew at DeltFall, and someone tries to sabotage Murderbot and get him to attack his own clients. Much of this group of chapters is just me being unrelentingly suspicious, and I do NOT apologize. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!These chapters are when we see the way that William copes with being shoved into a Trial without his sacrifices, although turns out he actually had something up his sleeve! Or, more accurately, tied to his midriff. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV 

I am so excited for this, y'all. Here are some relevant links!Lois's blog so that you can ask her further questions: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/16094.Lois_McMaster_Bujold/blogPublic Vorkosigan Saga feed: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/spoil-me-vorkosigan-saga--6708260Public feed containing World Of The 5 Gods (this series doesn't yet have it's own feed because not enough episodes have been commissioned, but it will probably get one eventually!): https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/spoil-me--3069966Thank you all so much for listening, and I hope to see you soon!

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!As Dungeon Crawler Carl draws to a close (for now) it's time for me to pick up another LitRPG series! This is a very different feel though, because while there's leveling and skills and whatnot, these people actually live in this world full-time, and this isn't a game. It's their actual lives. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV   

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Sofia for commissioning this episode! It's time for me to start a new series, and kids, I'm pretty excited about this one. I've heard a lot of good things, and I'm already enjoying being in this lil weirdo's head. I'm very curious what is going on, and I'm also suspicious of someone.Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV   

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! So these...these are the ones. You know the ones. The chapters where he does it. The chapters where he does the illegal death magic and is prepared to die to save Iselle. WHAT IS HAPPENING?Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV 

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! This episode I'm slightly re-covering some material from the previous episode because, as some of you may recall, we've changed up the chapter breakdowns. But I'm happy to see Palli again, and as devastated as Casaril when he has to leave. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV 

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! "But Natasha!" I hear you saying. "Didn't the last episode already cover chapter 6?" Ah yes, dear listener, but if you recall I wasn't able to finish the whole chapter. And THEN I only covered Chapter 7 instead of 7-9...and....here we are.Thank you so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV   

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!These chapters are the ones in which we find out what exactly happened to Cazaril, and we finally meet Ista and get more of a sense of what in her past could have affected her so deeply. Also, Palli!Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV   

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! A Whole New WOOOOOOOORLD!It's time for me to jump into a new series by a familiar writer, and I'm very excited. Let's buckle up and see where this ride takes us!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV   

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode and this entire series! It's the end, and I am BEREFT. Thanks for joining me, y'all. Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you so much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!Ironic title to this ep because I can NOT believe that this series is about to be over. Oh my god, what am I supposed to do when I don't have any more of these? The fuck?Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! This time we're back with our boys, and they have a really adorable, sweet, tender moment that of course has to be shot to hell by fear and shame and I HATE IT HERE. So then we've got Shane with a movie star and it's a whole thing. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode! Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode! This is a departure from our favorite boys, and while I definitely was still into it, I really missed them and am looking forward to getting back into their story. That said, this makes me really sad and homophobia is so fucking stupid. Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to John for commissioning this episode!I'm starting Book 3 and I'm already quite alarmed at the developments between this book and the last, because it appears that things are progressing from Venus and this is terrifying. We're also meeting a new character! Well, two new characters..but one...you know.Thanks so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!This episode made me SO HAPPY and then SO SAD and I just really want to fucking WATCH THE REST OF THE SHOW IMMEDIATELY but I'm being PAID to WAIT and it's TORTURE. But also privilege. PRIVILEGED TORTURE.See you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to John for commissioning this episode!It's time to wrap up this book, but not this story! Because we've got more political shit and we've also got the protomolecule acting really fucking weird. Thanks so much to you all for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiled and become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you so much to John for commissioning this episode!These chapters are the ones where Prax finally finds his daughter, and Amos deals with Doctor Strickland. Meanwhile we've got Avasarala getting a promotion that she doesnt' want, and Holden's racist parents being assholes about meeting Naomi. Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV  

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiledand become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to Jacqui for commissioning this episode!Oh my god, y'all, this show has already got me by the throat.Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV

If you'd like to get these episodes early AND ad-free, please go to https://www.patreon.com/unspoiledand become a patron, or just follow us as a free member for updates!Thank you very much to John for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Holden has to go to the other ship in order to retrieve the transponder codes that will allow humankind to track and kill the monsters. Meanwhile, Bobbie is dealing with a monster on the surface, and everything is quite haywire.Thank you all so much for listening, and I will see you soon with a new episode!Wanna talk spoilers? Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/rEF2KfZxfV