Star Trek: Warp (Top) 10

Do Kirk and Spock have the greatest friendship in all of Trekdom? Maybe it's Giordi and Data? Worf and... Rom? Archer and Water Polo? OK yeah duh of course it's Kirk and Spock BUT WHO IS #4??????

As the imminent premiere of Picard season 3 threatens to swell their duritanium hearts to the point of failure, Luke reunites with Phil to lay out their all-time top ten Jean-Luc Picard episodes. Bomber provides an all-too expected steady stream of mocking laughter as two grown men shed tears of joy. En-freakin-gage!!!

In this tastefully sexy episode, the boys discuss the hottest and most beautiful Trek women in the galaxy. Surprisingly, they do it with class and respect. Such deeds will be immortalized in Klingon song!

"Computer, create a holodeck character capable of defeating Phil and Bomber." < Computer creates a small depressed squirrel > Phil and Bomber are defeated. Unfortunately, broken spirits CAN exist outside of the holodeck.

We’re back! Bomber and I were kidnapped by Romulans while en route to Pacifica. You know, the alien planet named after after an Earth ocean for some reason? So anyway, those damn Romulans... Just, always abducting people trying to go on vacation. Truly crazy villains… How crazy?? Well, listen now to our top ten Trek villains episode to find out! It will be a hoo— I MUST KILL CHIEF O’BRIEN

Who is the greatest Trektor (Trek actor) of all time? That's right, it's our very own Brian "Bomber" Parks -- for pretending he isn't in love with Star Trek! Hey Bomber, warp me!

Bomber is back as the boys cram their top ten Trek movie moments into your ear gap(s). At the 42 minute mark, Phil crushes Bomber's skull with his bare hands for quoting George Lucas!

"Counselor" Troy Leonard is back! He and Phil bang out their top ten Star Trek Boston memories. Phil compares Wolf 359 to the Boston Tea Party as Troy patiently explains why Phil should not have a podcast.

In this wormhole opening pod, Phil asked the Prophets to help break down the top ten DS9 episodes. They called me "The Rizzo" and said I was aggressive and adversarial. Screw that!! I WAS NOT!!!!

Get ready to be phasered right in the feels! In this episode, Phil breaks down his top ten Trek moments that made him cry even harder than Geordi did on his last date!

Which season of Trek TV is the best? Listen to the latest ep and find out! Numbers 1-7 won't surprise you but OMG number 8?! I can't even.

In this warp core breaching episode, Phil lays out his top ten recurring characters. What caused the warp core to breach...? Probably his exclusion of that binar-created, jazz-loving pile of photons, Minuet! Come get me, Alpha Quadrant.

In the galactic season two premiere, Phil owns up to a giant gaff (Mike McMahan we are SO SORRY) and in the process, ruins what could have been a "growing friendship attraction."

We pull out all stops in this laff-riot season finale episode. With the help of special guest Brian "Bomber" Parks, we list the best Star Trek parodies! Also... get a life, will you people?!

The one where Luke and Phil provide expert and deep analysis of episode titles that they think sound really cool. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

The one you've been waiting eons for is here: The Q episode! Find out how little we all matter now. Now!

Did Bones really hate the transporter because he KNEW he would die every time he used it? Can a food replicator really get a McDLT right? All that AND MORE in our latest episode!

What are the top 10 Star Trek species?! More importantly, what will make Phil admit that he was NOT the long lost forgotten Dax host, Awesome P. Dax???

Phil and Luke are joined by fellow Starfleet wannabe, "Counselor" Troy Leonard, as they discuss their top 10 Trek ship designs. Phil demands an honorable death when he confuses the words inertia and resistance.

While attempting to cross the neutral zone in a space blimp, Luke and Phil celebrate the legendary unaired TNG Season 8 plots. Barclay narcs on Worf's Klingon "cigarettes".

Luke and Phil beam their top ten Star Trek season finales directly into your ears this week. Also: Luke finds Phil's head buried under a Surf Taco in Toms River, NJ.

In this galactic barrier-breaking episode, Luke and Phil tell you who their top 10 Trek guest stars are. But don't listen while falling asleep! Data may be staring at you.

In their first episode, the boys take on the arduous task of whittling the thirteen Star Trek films down to their favorite 10; Luke tries to convince Phil NOT to volunteer his celibacy status on a job application.

Welcome to the Star Trek: Warp (Top) 10 podcast! Trek pals Luke and Phil talk about the new show, explain why they love Trek, and ask the question: just where, exactly, do podcasts live...?!