That's Not What Your Wife Said

Twas the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. This week, the TNWYWS girls talk about all things adult (mostly the government and the state of Missouri). Though it's been a tumultuous time, the girls still find a way to laugh, even if it's about a DVD KaiLee hasn't returned for 2 years. We also feature our first segment of Resident Realities with some insane couch cutting sh*t you won't find anywhere else. Pour yourself a cold one and tune in for some comedic relief and relatable ranting this Tipsy Tuesday! Make sure to check out our socials for more chaos and laughs! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tnwyws/ ✨ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TNWYWS ✨ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/yourwife --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

OK so long story short (tells the whole story in its entirety with all details and direct citations) I WANNA TALK ABOUT ME. This week, Toby Keith makes a guest appearance on the pod. Just kidding! It's just the TNWYWS girls' beautiful voices. KaiLee completely ruins Rachels for everyone out there- because, well, they deserve it. The girls recap some childhood memories and as always, it's complete chaos. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week, the girls are joined by their dear friend Monica Hinkel. Not only is she an incredible musician, friend, teacher and human, she also has great insight and a healing perspective on getting over an *especially* toxic ex. This one is surprisingly more deep than we're used to (your wife DEF said that). Explore yellow and red flags, shame and vulnerability while experiencing a break-up, online dating trials and tribulations, and absolute chaos. Just got through a break-up? Going through one now? Getting over someone you were in a situtation-ship with? This is your green flag to press play. Enjoy! Monica's Insta: https://www.instagram.com/dirtywoolsocks/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/yourwife Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/tnwyws/ https://www.facebook.com/TNWYWS --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The girls are feeling some travel withdrawals this week as Rachel is getting ready to book a flight to visit KaiLee! Rachel shares her favorite trip, despite the SHIT she endured during it

In our line of work, you need to know a little about a lot - and by work, we clearly mean your wife. This week, the TNWYWS girls discuss pyramid schemes, turning over new pages in life, BDE (Big Dick Energy), and a Toss the Mic! story that will make you hate unsolicited men even more. Prepare to laugh your ass off to this one ladies and gents. But more importantly, tell your wife to bring that ass here. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In honor of spooky Episode 13, we discuss the scariest of places: gas stations, gyms, convenience stores, and the horrifying car wash. MEN, pull out your notebooks and make sure you NEVER commit the atrocities described by yours truly. Speaking of men, The Maintenance Guy makes another appearance...and another...and another? KaiLee shares the tale of the omnipresent handyman in her apartment complex. Lastly, we talk about the ultimate dating game: Tinder. Bored? Just swipe right on your TNWYWS girls and listen to this week's rants and chaos. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We reminisce, we appreciate, but, most importantly, we send off 2020. To say that 2020 was a rough year would be an understatement, but in this week's episode we find the silver lining by recognizing our best 2020 moments. Join us in recounting bad hairstyles over the years, 2020 goals vs. 2021 goals, New Year's Eve celebrations, and an overall good time. Cheers to 2021! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Your girls are STRUGGLING this week as Rachel is scheduled for finger surgery and KaiLee has been diagnosed with tonsil stones due to the usual: sucking too much DICK. However, nothing's gonna bring us out of the holiday spirit as we recount favorite (and least favorite) past Christmas gifts. Rachel also shares her 3 year anniversary celebrations and KaiLee bitches about Florida drivers. But before we sign off for 2020: hey you, yeah you, you sitting there listening to this podcast, yeah, fuck you

We're back. Hope you didn't miss us too much (definitely not as much as your wife did). KaiLee announces big advancements in her career and love life...Do we remember le Chef? Let's just say Nathan is out of the picture. As for Rachel, she's been targeted violently in recent events...by her cat. We cover holiday updates and chinese bamboo informational presentations all in one episode this week so pour your shot of tequila and click play already. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Wrapping up our birthday celebrations like we wrapped it up before we f*#%ed your wife. Witness KaiLee's reaction to Rachel's Birthday Burrito/Basket gift that cost her $15-$500. In honor of Libra season, the girls ponder their zodiac and compare online descriptions to reality. Lastly, we had to finish with our segment Toss the Mic!, where we feature write-in stories from our beloved listeners. So, lace up your patch boots, grab a beer, and get ready to dance with your favorite Libras this Tipsy Tuesday. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week, we're celebrating Rachel's 25th birthday so we had to invite a few guests: Rachel introduces Rachelle and Raquel as we talk drunk personas. Meanwhile, KaiLee coins the inventive verb “leprechauning” when sharing her non-sober endeavors. Finally, this episode wouldn't be complete without a great music festival con, but remember, you must be CON-fident. So, go grab a shot of Fireball (or two) and blast WAP cause we're fighting the patriarchy and ready to party! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

If you have a Plan B, you were never fully committed to Plan A. This week on Episode 7, things get a little spicier than the girls had planned. Rachel shares her trials and tribulations of searching for apartments, KaiLee whips out the Josè Cuervo and talks about her adult-ish weekend, and Rachel spills her million dollar idea, not to make money, but to help ~the world~. If you want to belly laugh to sleep-walking stories and get entrepreneurial advice, you already know to put in your ear buds and turn that shit up (maybe a little extra loud so you can't hear me f*cking your wife) And grab me a drink while you're at it too. Cheers! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/yourwife Twitter: mobile.twitter.com › tnwywsWeb resultsThat's Not What Your Wife Said (@TNWYWS) | Twitter Instagram: Instagram › tnwywsWeb resultsThat's Not What Your Wife Said (@tnwyws) • Instagram photos and videos --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week, the TNWYWS girls welcome their first guest, Cary McRoberts! The white force, the ghost, Slender Man, and owner of Barrel of the Bottoms Studio in West Bottoms of Kansas City. We discuss dating during the mess that is Corona, dating apps, and daddy culture: hot or not? We also feature another write-in this week in a new segment we like to call Toss the Mic. We're keeping all things chaos on this Tipsy Tuesday so buckle up babygirl. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week, things get spooky in KaiLee's apartment when she discovers a spiritual neighbor. But don't worry, we saged all the toxic energy. Speaking of toxic, KaiLee and Rachel revisit the discussion of toxic exes, relationships, and friendships along with phone checking. Is it okay? Or, should you cut your losses and move the fuck on? Bonus: We always love a good Chef update. So, grab your sage and cleanse your space while listening this Tipsy Tuesday. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/yourwife Twitter: mobile.twitter.com › tnwywsWeb resultsThat's Not What Your Wife Said (@TNWYWS) | Twitter Instagram: Instagram › tnwywsWeb resultsThat's Not What Your Wife Said (@tnwyws) • Instagram photos and videos --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

You ever just hear THE SONG and your night becomes legendary? Well, let us tell you about our Saturday. The girls recap their sports victory, countless wild interactions, and the beginning of a new era: #GetAToddOnThePod. Rachel and KaiLee also describe their self-care habits and the importance of recentering yourself. This week's episode is the perfect mixture of hilarious entertainment and healthy life advice. So, grab a spliff of turf and join us in a sports high for another Tipsy Tuesday. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/yourwife Twitter: mobile.twitter.com › tnwywsWeb resultsThat's Not What Your Wife Said (@TNWYWS) | Twitter Instagram: Instagram › tnwywsWeb resultsThat's Not What Your Wife Said (@tnwyws) • Instagram photos and videos --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Well, it's that time of year again kiddos. Your girls are talking back to school and celebrating never having a first day again! They recall first day atrocities and Rachel's favorite high school teacher Mr. Ron Leikam: the man, the myth, the legend. KaiLee, on the other hand, introduces The Chef, the current man in her life (don't tell Nathan!). Join us on another Tipsy Tuesday for all the typical chaos. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/yourwife Twitter: mobile.twitter.com › tnwywsWeb resultsThat's Not What Your Wife Said (@TNWYWS) | Twitter Instagram: Instagram › tnwywsWeb resultsThat's Not What Your Wife Said (@tnwyws) • Instagram photos and videos --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

KaiLee's engaged?! Meet Nathan, the golfer and all-around stand-up guy; meanwhile Rachel's busy making plans to get drinks with Matthew McConaughey. Prepare yourself for some fun stories about getting hit on and meeting people in the cutest of ways. In this week's episode, we also introduce the segment Music Moment, where we discuss music we're listening to currently. Hope you got your Jose Cuervo ready; you're gonna need it. TNWYWS Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/yourwife Magnus' SoundCloud link: https://soundcloud.com/magnussccanty/flannel Alicia's Photography: https://alicialaurelphot.myportfolio.com/work --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Meet your hosts in the first episode of That's Not What Your Wife Said! Get the full story behind the pod's name and how KaiLee and Rachel met. We also delve into the challenges/triumphs of being single during quarantine versus being in a relationship and the struggles of visits to the dentist. Join us on our new adventure of podcasting. Are you ready?! ...Awesome! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/yourwife Twitter: mobile.twitter.com › tnwywsWeb resultsThat's Not What Your Wife Said (@TNWYWS) | Twitter Instagram: Instagram › tnwywsWeb resultsThat's Not What Your Wife Said (@tnwyws) • Instagram photos and videos --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app