The Dick Switzerland

Death, it should be on everybodies minds. At least once a day. They say that people think about sex, on average about 15% of the day. But how often do you take to meditate on your own mortality?

Artists and focus. This is the art spirituality podcast on the internet. Artism is real. Throughout my life I’ve supremely found it hard to find focus. A minuscule part of it may be being an artist. Sitting down and having one given path to follow through on has been a defeating ordeal for me. It hasn’t always been about distraction. It has also been about thinking too but. That’s one of the hard parts about it. So trying to bring everything together into a coherent work ethic was hard. People struggle their whole lives with ADD and ADHD. But there’s always a gas to it. Sit down and shut up. Shut off your mind and get with the program. Well I’ll give a testimonial that that isn’t always the best case scenario. Especially for a young and burgeoning mind. Concentration and focus in my own style has been a difficult undertaking. But I’ve gotten off the rocker with it. Try some of these tactics. Life hacks for artists to focus.

‪having a kinky flashback here. The deranged underbelly of creativity is upon us. Artists suffer, nobody ever really tells you so much. But it’s the god awful truth. Artists need suffering like bees need flowers to produce honey. Comfort Kills creativity. Say it with me. Comfort kills creativity. Be sincere with yourself. We tend towards being comfortable at the sheer expense of our #artistic pursuits. So get out ahead of the curve. You’ve got to find your demons to make your art better. Plain and simple. Artists never get anywhere when they are too comfortable. I’ll give you a myriad of examples about the integral parts of why the artist must have a spiritual experience. A #spiritual awakening, so to speak. That might mean getting some demons of your own. Which will be a dastardly experience. That’s why you’ve got to do it specifically and when you listen to this you’ll learn how to do it carefully and safely.

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Traversing the capitalist hierarchy. Now that’s a relatively contumely concept. Not at all to be reckoned with. A timely dispose on the state of social nunchucks. Here in this little ditty I call revelation I bare my soul in good form for you. This revelation has a 100% rate of increasing your Zen all naturally. So capitalism. How does it compare to the historical hierarchical societies of old? Well there are the haves and the have nots. #capitalism. Yes, or course there are those who are the money holders, the money movers. Those who’ve been chose by the gamemaster. Who is the gamemaster you might ask? Well it’s the name to the privatize of the game. The super deity who oversees this massive multiplayer game of monopoly that we are all playing with our blood, bones and soul. The game master determines the direction of your life. Adherence to this powerful #political and #theological #god determines you’re outcome in life. Do you play the game and ultimately come out on head? Or do you stick your head in the sand and join thehamsters on their pitiful hamster wheels? We live already ramblers too much on here . Listen on and learn your fate. gaamemastwr.

In an age when capitalists roam the earth, it bares us a great self-service to ask ourselves is greed good? Capitalism is based entirely around this one somewhat nefarious concept? Serving rational self-interest. Greed as we all know it is the moral core of our civilization. It’s virtually understood as nothing but immortal craving through an insatiable and rapacious appetite. Yet is it a good idea to formulate our entire culture around a hunger that can never be satiated? It might not even be possible to do so. In this blog I’ll be taking a look at answering the age-old question “is greed good?.”

Here I am getting into my full self-help mode. If you're feeling lost in life you can follow my advice here for getting yourself back on track. Realize it's normal to feel lost once in a while. But if you're lost and I mean really lost, then you'll know it. Here in this session, I go through some of my own struggles and discuss some ways that you can take advantage of some key principles to help you reach your highest potential.

This is the Cultcast. I’m taking it up a notch and questioning things. Question everything, think for yourself right? Well the onset of these riots there was a predominant group that seemed to seized at the opportunity. Black Lives Matter. In this Podcast I look at the cult-like tactics and I question the use of gesture and symbology of Black lives movement in comparison to other modern political cults like Maga. If you think BLM or MAGA are above criticism, take this opportunity to turn the scope in on yourself and question your own predispositions about this one. It’s highly likely you’re an extremist. Think for yourself man.

What happens when you piss off ancient Hawaiian deities? It's not good. In this podcast me and the Dick talk about our PURA VITA. Delving into some ancient Polynesian mythology. We do this in order to bring you some clarity into the good life. So listen to find out about the ancient mythology of Hawaii as well as a little bit about American heritage.

I’ve been a way for a while now. I’m sorry. Well here is a little taste of one of the units of study that I would like to begin further study. So here I’ll talk a little bit about the history of #zen and #buddhism.

I congratulate you on inquiring about the dark arts, "Propaganda Techniques for mass hypnosis." You are certainly not the timid sort of prudish imp with a moral compass to be coming here.  To clarify my stance on this; I believe propaganda is for marketers who are winners.  Though it's been described as one of the quintessential depraved and unethical tools for mass manipulation of the 20th century; it works, damn well! I call it the dark arts of marketing for a reason.  It's been dually employed by the most sinister monsters and dark lords of mass hypnosis that have roamed the earth.  I'm talking about the likes of Joseph Goebbels, Roger Ailes, and Pope Urban just to name a few.  So get in touch with your inner villain.  Otherwise, you'll have a hard time employing some of what I'm about to teach you.

I sincerely believe that if you listen to this it will help you to get high. I want you to get high. But the thing is is that I want you to get high WITHOUT drugs. Salvador Dali said "I don't do drugs, I am drugs." Be your own drug.

Coronavirus has caused a strange amount of cultural and social change. In our ongoing struggle with this existential threat to society human life has completely changed. One of the ways in which we can look at this fight against the virus is the drastic and unrelenting change that people have undertaken in the process. I've seen masks and other of these new rituals and traditions that were wholly alien to me months ago. Now in the midst of this crisis people are proving their ability to adapt. It's a monumental feat and it shows that people will overcome Covid-19. Through this podcast gospel I am weighing in my mental prowess. By giving you a mythology to tack onto I hope to spur on the will and help humanity to survive this scourge. https://thecultmachine.com

Learn about the #1 secret to wealth secret from the ancient Hindu Gods of fortune. #sprituality #hinduism #entrepreneurship

I've steadily followed the rise of the new wealth gurus. I'm talking about the likes of Tai Lopez, Dan Lok, Tonny Robbins, Sam Owens and so on and so on. Within the last 5 years, there has been a proverbial explosion of sorts of these entrepreneurship types popping up all the internet. You know what I'm talking about, they are spreading their ideas about financial education, wealth creation and how to make money. I think there are some gems of knowledge to be gained from their kind but at the same time I find there to be something quit insidious at the heart of it. In this podcast I will discuss my personal views on the matter. How the entrepreneurship gurus and wealth creators take advantage of people and how the education system is rigged for the likes of their kind to rise up. This is a solo podcast and the dick wasn't here to join me today. He's been under the weather.

What is the origin of Christmas? in this very special Christmas podcast the Dick and I are delving into the origins of Christmas. So if you're ready to pop open a bottle of Egg nog and sit tight we'll let you know about the past, present and future of Christmas yet to come. So ho ho ho and a jolly Yule.

The Dick Switzerland has been VERY NAUGHTY this year. That's why Santa clause is going poop out a big lump of coal into his stocking. So t'is the season to be jolly. fa-la-la-la-la-whatever. Christmas is upon us and the Dick and discuss some terrible gifts. First off we have the Dicks sexually explicit white elephant ideas and me avoiding white elephant like the plague. I don't think that I've ever gotten anything that I liked from white Elephant to be honest. I just want to grab my gift and sit on it to my hearts content. But apparently the Dick is all about white elephant and in this episode you'll hear some of his more suggestive ideas for Christmasing this holiday season.

Listen to San Diego’s #1 Podcast. The Dick Switzerland show!!! This is brought to you by thecultmachine.com. All Hail the machine! So it’s been a few weeks since our last podcast. In this episode, I and the Dick touch base and regroup. We discuss some of the weird life events that have transpired. The Dick dishes some of his age-old wisdom on me in typical Dick Switzerland fashion. This episode is dedicated to the Trump impeachment hearing and the problem with the woke Olympics. If you stay tuned until the end of the show you’ll hear me give the Dick his VERY special Christmas gift. But you won’t find out what it is until you listen to the very end.

Here the working class guru. I'm exploring the topic of cultural appropriation or the thing that I find far more interesting: Cultural generation. Being the quintessential San Diegan podcasters I'm telling you about how I became "Mexican American." I think I provide a very good argument for it.

I'm just going to go out on a limb here and say well... Super babies are a real thing. They are a real possibility.

Heres the great tale of how the Dick was semi "accosted" in Vietnam or at least one of the great adventures he's had on his many travels. You get this sense that the dick has been through quite a lot in his lifetime. As I listen to him I'm literally hanging off of his every word. I honestly can't believe that there is somebody out there with so much life experience as this guy. A truly unique individual I must say (about the dick.)

The Dick visits a San Diego Speakeasy. To be quite honest really I had no idea what a speakeasy was until the Dick laid it all on me. In this podcast the dick keeps us riveted with his nights of alcohol-based shenanigans. Before I get into San Diego Speakyeasy discussions you should know what a speakeasy is. So I guess during the prohibition era people would design secret rooms in order to drink or whatnot. They'd hide up there and get sloshed. It was like Anne Frank for alcoholics. I mean these were desperate times and evasion tactics were essential to alluding the law. I'm not saying that the dick was really evading the law per se. Today in post-prohibition the Sandiego speakeasy scene is not as stressed about the law busting in. Although there is still a level of incognito that goes about and comes with the territory.

If you aren't caught up to date in this year of our Lord listen to me interview "The Dick." This savory Gen. X who delivers his politics with a punchline. With the dick you'll get an honest and down to earth perspective. No party politics here, no ideology, just a couple of dudes sitting around talking about whatever is on our minds. Antifa F-Bombs & ICE detention Centers: is The Womens World Cup Unequal? We ask the Dick his expert take on the current affairs of our God forsaken country. It's a weird and unsavory time to be in America sometimes.

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