The Random Rundown

We bring previous guest and hip-hop artist Alex Vince back onto the show to talk about Hidden Valley Ranch turning their seasonings into diamonds, ranch flavored diamond grills, legislators getting into some hot water, and Dino men getting arrested for stealing guns. This one's a chaotic mess of nothing but fun folks.Song: Cantrip by Barbatula Art: Erik Bas van Den from Unsplash

We sit down with the anonymously illusive and brilliant mind of the iconic fashion brand, Wet Pants Denim. An innovative brand that is taking the look of "urinary incontinence" and making a bold statement with it while making thousands of the dollars in the process. Everyone's getting in on the piss pants band wagon. The question is: are you brave enough to handle the wet look and the dry feel?Theme Song: Cantrip by Barbatula

We sit down to talk with critically acclaimed comic book writer and illustrator Ed Luce, known for his body positive and sex positive comic series The Wuvable Oaf. From his controversial homoerotic G.I. Joe comic cover to trying to make methane smelling stickers, all the way to past cosplays he's done, Ed has plenty to offer for anyone from any corner of weirdness! Will JA and I come out of this more wuvable? Probably not...

Let's just say that black guys and black paint just don't mix that well...Photo: Bradley Pisney - UnsplashSong: Cantrip - Barbatula

We get down and dirty with Orlando rap duo C./FORTE comprised of Joe Forte and Carshaun Davenport. Our longest episode yet, we've got plenty of shit to say. From being comfortable with our sexualities to shooting porn and talking about practical effects in music videos, we made sure to give you the content you've been craving. We also talk about the success and failure of being an artist and all of the new albums and singles that the duo have in store for the future. This episode is a beefy one so buckle up, grab a drink, and enjoy.

We have a little chat with Brooklyn artist Ang Low who is uniquely making waves in the pop industry as a gay black artist. From humble beginnings growing up poor to creating his own studio in New York, Ang Low has got plenty to say about his adventure from rags to riches.

Upcoming Hip-Hop/R&B/Classical artist Paapa Berchie sits down with JA and Austin to talk about his Ghanaian roots, screwed up wisdom tooth surgeries, Shaq-Fu, being in a Wii Sports game, the beauty of the sun, and plenty more. Safe to say we definitely got inspired in this episode. Paapa Berchie exudes that sweet sweet yogi energy.

On this episode we delve into the life of bassist Izzy, better known online as Groovy Miss Razzle. Starting out at 19, Izzy picked up a bass, changed her name and captivated thousands on social media. Doing everything she could to pay tribute to her idol Razzle from the Finnish band Hanoi Rocks, Izzy has quickly become a social media icon. Why she wants to talk to a couple of ragtag goofballs like us? Well that's for you to find out.Music: Cantrip - Barbatula

Not that you can see it but we dressed up for this episode we promise! We talk about all sorts of the weirdest frights and scares that we could find and have experienced all while looking sexy as hell while we do it. You best believe that this ain't your momma's Halloween episode.Cover: Daniel Lincoln - UnsplashSong: Cantrip - Barbatula

Guest co-host Patrick MacCausland fills in for JA to talk about how he wants to die, naked funerals, and how he would handle his consciousness being transferred into an alternate reality baby version of himself. We also discuss the upcoming Madmind Studios game, Tormentor, and just how we'd torture each other...in game of course.Song: Cantrip-BarbatulaCover Photo: Yaopey Yong - Unsplash

It's Cocaine Billy! We talk about everything and anything with upcoming rapper Alex Vince. From his new EP, Tableau Vivant, to naked drunk stories and unfortunate guacamole reviews, this is definitely one of our most out-there episodes. So sit back, grab a bowl of pasta, and stuff your face with some noodles as we interview the lyrical poet himself.

From a middle aged woman in Florida breaking into a school for social media followers to JA's experience with juvenile delinquent women threatening to kick his teeth in at school, this episode's all about ladies. The craziest kind of ladies.Cover: Dainis Graveris - UnsplashSong: Cantrip by Baratula - Epidemic Sound

The air's turning the penises small! No, you didn't read that wrong. What's worse than that? JA drinking milk with spaghetti and Ben Platt playing a 28 year old high school student. This episode will definitely make you glad that you're packing what you got. From JA having a pet rock to a guitar made out of an uncle, we go DEEP into this episode's topics. Well, as deep as we can go...Image: Charles Deluvio from UnsplashSong: Cantrip by Barbatula

JA takes the day off as guest host Caleb Keller and Austin roll their eyes at a woman who claims to be married to the ghost of pop superstar Michael Jackson who possesses her body to "eat cookies and dance" while also criticizing the years long feud between Kanye and Drake. They also get a bit more serious as they talk about Billie Eilish's body issues and the new Tony Hawk controversy of the skate legend infusing his real blood in the paint of a limited edition line of skateboards. Things get kind of crazy in this one. Buckle up and get some popcorn kiddos. This is going to be a long one.Photo: Unsplash - Axel Antas BergkvistMusic: Cantrip - Barbatula

From everything to sensual monkey love affairs to naked Nirvana baby lawsuits, JA and Austin make this episode especially weird. But like...A good weird. The kind of weird that you need to kick off a new season right.Photo: Andre MoutonMusic: Barbatula-Cantrip

Yeah not much to say about this one homie. We reminisce about the good ole days and yeah...we kinda kiss. Stuff gets spicy in this episode.

This episode is totally brought to you by Bhad Bhabie's OnlyFans account and Souljaboy's totally not bargain bin gameboy.

Montero may be the sexiest song of the last decade? Why? Looks like you'll have to hit play and find out!

JA and I play a game...It does not go well for us. My mom would be so disappointed right now.