The Torchtown Saga

It’s anything goes in the Infinity Cube – brains in jars, traps, good good room stank, and, of course, one very uncomfortable Purple Worm. Like I said, it’s anything goes.Download Episode 59.

The true face of the dangerous warrior trap in the Infinity Cube is revealed, and it is very, very… moisssssst.Download Episode 58.

Deep inside the Infinity Cube, lost without a map, and face to… um… eye with a Beholder, our heroes race against the clock to stop the mysterious and dangerous warrior from escaping its prison.Download Episode 57.

It’s the beginning of a new era for our heroes, and a new enemy is threatening to emerge. Join us as we venture into a world of unpredictable, inexplicable, seemingly random possibilities. Welcome, fair traveller, to the Infinity Cube.Download Episode 56

A climactic battle, several hundred feet in the air, on the back of two dragons, in a lightning storm.What could possibly go wrong?Download Episode 55

We’re nearly there. We’re so close. There’s only one battle between our heroes and the end of their ordeal with Eugene’s family. It’s the *mother* of all battles.Get it? Cuz it’s Eugene’s Mom? Right?Download Episode 54.

With Eugene’s personal life now more or less intact, our heroes plot (yes, actually plot) their daring escape from the clutches of Constance and Eugene’s Mom. But how well can they execute a plan that relies crucially on stealth? The answer may surprise you!Download Episode 53

As we enter the endgame of this chapter (no seriously, I promise), our heroes find themselves in the last place they’d ever hope to be… Eugene’s childhood home. What wicked plan does Constance have in store? And how will Eugene fair against his greatest challenge yet - an honest conversation. Download Episode 52.

We were so excited to reach 50 episodes, we done went and released Episode 51 right away! Witness the auditory wonder that is the conclusion of our heroes battle with Genji and Hanzo!And then… just when our heroes think they’re safe… enter Constance!Download Episode 51.

We made it! Our Semi-Centennial Episode! And just in time to celebrate this important milestone, we bring you the tale of the epic fight between the Torchtown Heroes, and Eugene’s 5th/6th half-siblings, Genji and Hanzo.Siblings too OP. Pls nerf.Download Episode 50.

Their asses having been summarily handed to them, our heroes take some time to recoup, recover and test new skills. Or, you know, they waste their time on parkour. Because that’s a productive use of downtime. Sure.Download Episode 49

Hark, all ye burgeoning adventurers, and learn ye well what befalls those who ask the DM to make the stakes seem more real. Shit gon’ get real.Download Episode 48

Eugene’s family has proven themselves to been a challenge to the heroes thus far, but greater threats await just over the horizon. Can the heroes survive an encounter with the deadly sibling yet? It’s time to meet… Princess Fussbutt.Download Episode 47

First rule of Fight Club: Don’t talk about Fight ClubSecond rule of Fight Club: There are no rulesThird rule of Fight Club: Get DUNK’D on!Download Episode 46

A mysterious invisible force is following our heroes, and no one knows what it might be. Wulfred seeks out a Fight Club. Bree trains her squirrel. Fye considers a questionable business proposal. That’s right, it’s another slice of life episode!Download Episode 45

The Torchtown Heroes have been getting their asses handed to them by Clash at Boulder, but the tide is turning, and Eugene lucks might finally be ready to change! Enter the Ring of the Grammarian.Download Episode 44

The day has finally arrived! CLASH AT BOULDER, live at the Torchtown Pub! Doors open at 7pm, 2 gold cover charge. Be there or be square!Download Episode 43

Eugene makes attempts at friendship, to mixed results. Violet encounters a familiar face. Bree continues to train her squirrel. All this and more, on the Torchtown Saga!Download Episode 42

We’re finally back after a long hiatus, and the action gets off to a… calm-ish start? That’s right, we’re giving the heroes some time to explore and experience what life is like in Torchtown. And wouldn’t you believe it, shenanigans ensue.Download Episode 41.

Things aren’t looking good on the Spire. Eugene has taken a brutal pounding from his ex-half brother, Trey. How much longer can the heroes hold on when their face-to-face with a gnarly cloudboarding Cloud Giant?Download Episode 40.