Three idiots from New Jersey bickering
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We gather 'round the hearth to talk about that magical time of year
We're out in the swamps of New Jersey making Tom's neighbors incredibly uncomfortable.
Gather round everyone and watch Rusty embarrass himself on a grand scale!
And he's got a bunch of stories from Colorado. I say some stuff too
Tom's on vacation so we broke into his place and got very drunk without him.
I'm really hurting on this one. Very close to having to bleep the whole episode because Rusty can't just shut the fuck up but it's fine, I'm getting him cancelled soon. And we finally get to talk about one of my favorite guys.Dudes are back, Papa was innocent, Happy Pride Month
Lost my voice this week so I sound like an adult. Some Jersey talk, some SERUM TALK, some important questions about our childhood heroes and the birth of a dark new cinematic universe. It's all inside! Stop reading, fucking listen!
It's all here, folks. Tom gets to read a thing, Russ gets to look shit up and I get these two nerds to actually make an attempt to tell jokes on our comedy podcast. All around bang up job wot wot
Honestly, this is pretty much just one big vacation/work trip recap with some random bits thrown in. Absolutely skippable but you're already here anyways so give it a listen.
I think this one's about weed but it's probably like 10 mins of material, tops. Something about like old tv shows? Idk just listen.RIP Bowcraft
I'm back on the sauce, y'all. There's some stuff about weekend jail, how Rusty used to be a cool dude, our favorite gym guys and I finally get to talk about MunchieBrought to you by Byroads Media
Lucky number 13. We talk about my new sober lifestyle, how Florida is actually kinda cool and we get into some real deep Woodbridge memories of our benevolent homebum. There's some stuff about dreams in here so you know the show is falling apart.Shoutout to my nigga Rothaniel
Idk man there's some stuff about the stone age, a new dystopian version of Supermarket Sweep, a forgotten reality show that single-handedly healed the nation after 9/11 and Kanye getting kicked out of the Illuminati
We are the #1 serum podcast in the country! Dev and Rusty challenge my galaxy brain and supremely embarrass themselves yet again, Rusty gives a homeless person business advice with fantastic results and we all talk about our weirdest living situations
This is a Charmed podcast now. Russ is so high he's slurring his words, I talk about the time I was forced to be a good samaritan, Tom asks for the official show stance on serums and I make a desperate plea for my original co-host to return.
How did young Carl Winslow work his way up the force? Who are our favorite pedophile catchers? Do niggas say twee? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.
Late but still fresh. We watch Darren Aronofsky's best film and scream about it. This is the last episode of the old show but we might just keep doing reviews on the side.
Rusty in the co-pilot seat again this time. We talk about our plans for a film franchise and why McGinley Square is the best neighborhood in all of Jersey City.
No, deadass, this used to be a different show. Tom tries (once again) to have a structured episode, we talk about the endless vomit of Hollywood reboots and I prove that I can pull a feature length film completely outta my ass
Russ goes over some weird picks for porn searches in America, I reminisce about a classic high school movie/phrase and we figure out how to make weed dangerous again. Now you were the last to see Juicy's eyes. We're finally free of the curse!
Didn't even remember recording this. Dev gets his new name and I rant (incorrectly) about fitness stars
Damn, why you all serious and shit? Also, we remember to do the bit this time.
I tell Rusty where the funding for the show is really coming from
Tom talks me off of the edge and into doing a show