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The girls are back and talk RHONY and their feelings on Heather's presence on the show, and where they stand on the Luann-Eboni drama. They discuss new cast members on Vanderpump Rules, and Zarria has as usual, some extra special tea.

The year is 2021. In a wrinkle in time and space, while the girls are recording the episode, Raquel sends Zarria a cryptic message. Words: none. Only a photo. Does it mean Raquel didn't like the photo Zarria posted of she and Charli? Should she post another? Find out in the most nail-biting episode to date as the girls try to decipher and decode all while trying to do what they do best.

As Idris Elba shouted in Pacific Rim when the battle was not yet over, "Reset the clock! Vanderpump Rules has begun filming again!" The girls discuss alllll of the newborns and talk about their favorite names, as well as predictions for next season on VPR. They also begin the new season of RHONY, and talk about the first episode. New cast members, new feuds, sit right down and grab some alcohol it's going to be a bumpy ride!

The Bachelor Season that was supposed to be groundbreaking broke some ground in other ways that weren't so favorable to the franchise. The girls discuss the finale, and the controversial photos of Matt James's pick that surfaced, as well as the After The Final Rose episode with a new host. They also talk about Pump Rules and what they think lies ahead for moms-to-be on the show and off, and reveal their next viewing choice to dissect.

If 2020 was the year of endings, 2021 is the year of new beginnings. Stassi and Beau come back with a vengeance, and with their new baby Hartford on a Patreon with audio and video. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's interview with Oprah rocks the world, and we talk all of the tea spilled about The Bachelor and Bachelor Nation.

This week, the girls discuss the drama on The Bachelor and talk about how they don't agree with the bullying of Sarah this week, and also discuss the recent news of Bachelorette's newest couple Clare and Dale's public split. There's also a mannequin named Chandra, and a lot of babies: Stassi's little girl Hartford, the girls' jobs past and present as nannies. One of the girls gets Bling Empire on the watch list, the other gets Selling Sunset.

This week we have special guest Diana Gebbia, radio host and creator of the weekly web series "Let's Wine About Pop Culture." We get all of the LA-resident tea from Diana, as well as her takes on Pump Rules drama and who she's met from the show since she's been out there in La La Land. Beth Ann has the girls play a Bachelor-themed game, while Zarria has them choosing who they would most want to throuple with.

It's New Year's Eve, 2020, the last year of the worst year of our lives. Or was it? The girls reflect on final thoughts and resolutions for 2021, talk Monique exiting RHOP, and taking troll trolling lessons from Chef Rachel on Below Deck. They also address Stassi's latest post and mental health awareness, and how we can aim for a Happy New Year, one and all.

In this episode, the girls give us the rundown on the latest Pump Rules updates. Was Jax fired? Is the show getting cancelled? And more importantly: which one of the cast members would be the best Kevin McAllister in a Home Alone situation?? Find out all of these answers and more in our countdown to the holidays.

The girls had no idea the episode would take this route, but turns out they have a lot of thoughts on safety for women, self defense, and Lifetime movies. They manage to squeeze in the Bachelorette, but instead of focusing on Pump Rules drama, they give us an in-depth crash course on how to stay safe as a woman, with the Lifetime Movie Channel as the f*cking key.

It's been one hell of a Thanksgiving, thanks to 2020 and to the Pump Rules cast working overtime pro bono. There's been trouble in paradise between some of the cast members, including restraining orders, and we break down the tea. We also play a Thanksgiving themed game, and a not-so-Thanksgiving game... even if it has to do with leftovers.

The girls are back! Babies are on the way (not theirs), new shows must be talked about while we wait for Pump Rules to film again, and Zarria no-holds-barred addresses questions about our stance on Stassi and Kristen's firing (again). They talk about how quarantining and social distancing has positively affected them, and how coincidences like a neighbor's leafblower timing are all part of the great Unknown we have all had to face.

The girls try to put into words how they feel following Bravo's termination of Stassi and Kristen from the show. They discuss being POC and how it affects their feelings on the matter.

With the ongoing discussion worldwide about reforming the police system after George Floyd's murder by Derek Chauvin and three other officers only just yesterday charged with a crime, we felt compelled to in part discuss our feelings and how you can help. We also cover Reunion Part 1, and what a doozy it was.

In this week's episode, the girls discuss the Secrets Revealed episode and which moments they thought should have been a storyline for the main season. We touch on seeing the softer side of Jax, Scheana and Stassi being everything we wanted, and take a more somber moment to recognize and important issue in today's society.

It's the Pump Rules finale and the girls discuss who left with a bang and who left with a fizzle. Find out who we crown MVP of the finale, who we think won the showdown at Tom Tom and how we felt about the suspenseful ending.

The girls tackle what they feel about the allegations made on the podcast episode heard round the world regarding Scheana and purposely unflattering edits. We also discuss Dayna, and whether Brett bowing out was looking out for Max or just being a f*ckboy.

It's that time of year again: reunion time! This time with the COVID-19 virus precautions the reunion looks are style-it-yourself and the girls definitely have their favorites (and least favorites.) They also talk about Scheana's video, Brett's accusations, and more.

What more is there to say, it's an all out war between the Witches of Weho. The girls are still on opposite ends of the battlefield but they also talk Scheana taking control of her narrative on the show, and can't help but return to their apparently new favorite topic: the rim job.

The girls explore the ins and outs of how a rim job can be a sure-fire deal breaker, or simply another course on the menu. They discuss Scheana's edit, and how one of the girls feels like Brett is "always at a ten."

As the drama gets more intense between the Witches of Weho, one of them picks a side with some uncomfortable opinions even while still hoping the OG trio will come to their senses. Even more surprising are the sides picked in the Lala Raquel and James drama, and the girls are sticking to it... for now.

As the girls talk about their personal experiences during the time of the COVID-19 virus pandemic, they also talk about this week's wedding episode. Find out which Tom is #1 for Zarria right now, and what tips Beth Ann has for staying sane during quarantine.

In the wake of the poop necklace heard round the world, the girls weigh in on how they feel about Max and Dayna, and Zarria writes a letter to Kristen Doute from the heart.

The girls have Amy Dupont on the show, the other half of the reaction video series Vanderpump Rules: Changing It Up, and boy is this one a doozy. Surprises galore, lots of thoughts on weddings in general, does Charli redeem herself from never eating pasta? Only the brave shall know the truth...

The girls take someone's side "110%" and well you'll just have to listen to find out who. Zarria goes in on who she thinks was wrong in that fight, and Beth Ann takes Would You Rather to a whole new level and dishes about her trip to Detroit to see Kristen Doute and Rachael O'Brien perform.

The Witches of Weho saga continues, with the girls staying true to their side. They also talk history of Pride Parades past, and choose which season was their favorite in honor of the upcoming Pride episode.

The girls have come to some conclusions about the newbies and rank the little freshmen piggies, cancel the weekly debate because there was no other side but Stassi's, and go HAM on Brett.

The girls reveal who won the debate from last week and return with another matchup this time about Dayna versus Scheana. They give us even more of a peek into their exciting lives as Zarria pods while driving and Beth Ann talks about bodily functions...again. Like sands through the hour glass, these are the best days of our lives.

It's a new year, new season of Pump Rules, and the girls don't hold back on breaking down the first episode of Season 8.  As always, they throw in a little (a lot) of their own personal takes on the big issues including the Kristen-Carter drama, what a hook up means (not anal), sobriety, and stress farts.

They're baaaack, and so is the Pump Rules crew with oodles of newbs and new drama.  The girls talk Season 8 predictions, which newbie will bring it, and our favorite team ups with charity by the cast.  And ask themselves wtf is up with the second-hand intro clip.

The girls talk all things Stassi and Beau Engagement including the Where's Kristen mystery.  Zarria goes full-Doute and reveals her investigation findings, and Beth Ann ruminates on social media's effects on real life.

The girls wrap up their whirlwind tour-de-broke in LA discussing bottomless mimosas before Hollywood Forever cemetery (where Beau just proposed to Stassi), Lucy-Gate insights after meeting Lisa and the notorious BLIZ, and why Guillermo is an angel from above.   The girls wrap up their tour-de-broke in LA discussing bottomless mimosas before Hollywood Forever cemetery (where Beau just proposed to Stassi), Lucy-Gate, meeting Lisa and the notorious BLIZ, murder, and why Guillermo is an angel.

The girls are in LA and have some share-able tea about why Lo is such a great right-hand woman, the TomTom menu, Shake Shack vs. In and Out, and LAX.

Beth Ann and Zarria invite the producer and program director of Beats by Girlz, to talk about what it means to be non-binary in honor of Pride.  They also dig into some pop culture like Christin's take on the Game of Thrones finale, and Christin comes up with some f*ck, marry, kills.  

Zarria and Beth Ann welcome Amy McBride, fellow Khaleesi and Pump Rules avid fan.  She spills the tea on the filming of Stassi's exclusive book signing at TomTom, who made a great first impression and what meeting Stassi is like in person.

The girls A to D on various cast members of Southern Charm, talk bathroom strategies and being OCD, and discuss current topics about womens' bodies being ruled by rich old white dudes.  They reminisce about Stassi's grandmother Rosemary and Zarria proposes a surprising patreon idea.

The girls talk why the Pump Rules season 8 reunion ending made up for Game of Thrones, James finishing off his season like Ray Finkle in Ace Ventura, and why the real-friends formula for the show works.  They also discuss beans being the magical fruit and Zarria gets her first taste of Southern Charm.

The girls dive into the lady pool with their Pump Rules drinking game cocktails and live podcast part two of the reunion.  They also reveal their own secret misstories and hisstories, and their thoughts on the revelatory James edit.

The girls record the Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Reunion Part 1 live as they stumble through TomTom Gate, himpathy, not camp Met Gala get-ups, and the Return to Witch Mountain (Rob's house.)  Join them in Zarria's own Vanderpump Rules reunion drinking game but as always, drive safe.

Beth Ann goes up against Fofty Cent with some Wiki-dirt, the girls propose a Stassi and Beau rom-com, and Zarria reveals listeners' reunion predictions.  Cocktail ideas for the upcoming reunion inspired by TomTom, the $1000 penguin and more.

The girls tackle the hard hitting questions this episode: does Ariana have a point about Lisa, has James changed, and will we roast Adam for being a proverbial f*ckboy.  Then they get all Vanessa Williams and save the best for last: a proper roast of Adam and all the f*ckboys of the world.  

The girls have their first guest: Ellie Powers, master of her domains @vanderpumprules_ and @pumprules_.  The three of them navigate through the uncharted waters of Pump Rules related Would You Rather's, dream lady dates, and advice to the cast that no one asked for.

Zarria channels the late great Joan Rivers in her reunion look segment while Beth Ann talks Game of Thrones and her top five moments of this epic battle for the throne of Weho.  Love and diarrhea, poop tossing with Charles Manson and more.

The girls discuss FOMO versus JOMO, Pump Rules porn dreams, Zarria goes into detail about the various ways she would murder Frank, Beth Ann pairs the Pump Rules couples with their movie couples in another dimension.

The girls discuss the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules, living the double life of reality show fans, the America's Next Top Model Wikipedia Easter Egg, buying Wifi to rage text and more.

The girls plunge deep into the depths of the episode "Trouble in Lala Land" on Vanderpump Rules and discuss the grieving process, Charlotte Russe, why they love the OGs, the retweet heard round the world, and who they think will be going on the apology tour next.  They also answer questions from listeners.

In this first episode, Zarria and Beth Ann meet for the first time, bond over their love for Katie and disdain for James, discuss Scheana and Adam and vaginas, and why sincere apology tours make for killer TV.  Are you listening James??