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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, pull up a chair, crack open a cold one, take your shoes off and tune in to "TOP 5"! A pop culture podcast featuring Patrick C Hardie and Danny Pankow discussing obscure Top 5 picks that you've never even thought of before.

Patrick C Hardie & Danny Pankow


    • Apr 7, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 44m AVG DURATION
    • 50 EPISODES


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    Ep. 13: Leftover Coffee Isn't The Worst Thing

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 37:56


    Patrick answers audience questions about morning sex and the art of spring cleaning! Songs include...Doubt (Samm Henshaw, Wretch 32), Travelin' Band (Creedence Clearwater Revival), The Coffee Song (Corzine), Hallelujah, I Love Her So (Ray Charles), Dancing With Myself (Billy Idol).

    Ep. 12: Sunny Days, Everybody Loves Them

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2021 40:09


    Good Morning and Happy Sunday! This morning's track listing includes Can You Stand The Rain (New Edition), People Make The World Go Round (Marc Dorsey), Everybody Plays The Fool (The Main Ingredient), I Can See Clearly Now (Johnny Nash), What's Going On (Marvin Gaye).

    Ep. 11: We're Gonna Be Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 36:18


    Good Morning and Happy Wednesday! This morning's track listing includes We're Going to Be Friends (The White Stripes), Shoop (Salt-N-Pepa), Rags To Riches (Tony Bennett), Peach Scone (Hobo Johnson), Rock and Roll Part II (Gary Glitter).

    Ep. 10: Have Another Hit...

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2021 38:16


    A SPECIAL 60s THEMED EPISODE! Good Morning and Happy Sunday! This morning's track listing includes Crystal Blue Persuasion (Tommy James & The Shondells), Fresh Air (Quicksilver Messenger Service), Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show (Neil Diamond), In My Room (The Beach Boys), California Dreamin' (The Mamas & The Papas). 

    Ep. 9: I Was Up Before The Dawn

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2021 31:06


    Good Morning and Happy Wednesday! This morning's track listing includes Just Like Heaven (The Cure), Little Bird (The Ghost of Paul Revere), Hi Ho Silver Lining (Jeff Beck), Pass The Peas (The J.B.'s), Goodbye Stranger (Supertramp).

    Ep. 8: All These Mommies Look Fly Today

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 39:33


    Good Morning and Happy Sunday! This morning's track listing includes Good Day (Nappy Roots), Sweet City Woman (The Stampeders), My Baby Just Cares For Me (Nina Simone), Why Do Fools Fall In Love ( Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers), All I Want Is You (Barry Louis Polisar).

    Episode 7: St. Patrick's Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 35:48


    Good Morning and Happy St. Patrick's Day! This morning's track listing includes The Blood of Cu Chulainn (Mychael Danna, Jeff Danna), Rocky Road To Dublin (The Dubliners), Drunken Lullabies (Flogging Molly), Galway Races (The Clancy Brothers), Back Home in Derry (Christy Moore).

    Episode 6: I Wanna Play The Beautiful Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2021 49:17


    Good Morning and Happy Sunday! This morning's track listing includes Leave The Door Open (Bruno Mars, Anderson .Paak, Silk Sonic), Double Dutch (Malcolm McLaren), Brazil (Declan McKenna), Romeo and Juliet (Dire Straits), Sweet Virginia (The Rolling Stones).

    Episode 5: A Story of Boy Meets Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 38:42


    Good Morning and Happy Wednesday! This morning's track listing includes Ain't That A Kick In The Head (Dean Martin), Gloria (Laura Branigan), My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down (Ramones), Dreams (The Cranberries), Us (Regina Spektor).

    Episode 4: When The Morning Comes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2021 33:29


    Good Morning and Happy Sunday! This morning's track listing includes It's Forever (The Ebonys), Pretty Little Birds (SZA, Isaiah Rashad), What A Difference A Day Makes (Dinah Washington), Sound & Color (Alabama Shakes), Monday, Monday (The Mamas & The Papas).

    Episode 3: It's Too Late

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 32:32


    Good Morning and Happy Wednesday! This morning's track listing includes Destination (Nickel Creek), Don't Disturb This Groove (The System), nightmares (Easy Life), Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da (The Beatles), Too Late To Turn Back Now (Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose).

    Episode 2: No More Sleepin' In Bed

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2021 29:07


    Good Morning and Happy Sunday! This morning's track listing includes Wake Up Everybody (Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes), Abraham, Martin and John (Dion), Church (Samm Henshaw, EARTHGANG), Blue World (Mac Miller), It Was A Good Day (Ice Cube).

    Episode 1: Jitterbug Boogie

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 25:20


    Good Morning and Happy Wednesday! This morning's track listing includes Nowhere To Run (Martha Reeves & The Vandellas), I Love To Boogie (T. Rex), Somebody Easy My Troubled Mind (Sam Cooke), Sure Don't Miss You (The Dip), and Let The Music Play (Barry White)

    Top 5 Low-Key Turn Ons

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 66:18


    Everyone has those weirdly specific things that turn them on. We're hoping this episode lets you know you're not alone! Maddie Stokes returns w/ Patrick to discuss the top 5 things that "get us going" with a romantic partner.

    Top 5 Drinking Tips For My Younger Self

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 45:19


    If you could go back in time and guide your younger self through the early stages of drinking, what would you say? Advice to prevent hangovers? Genius cocktail concoctions? A warning not to stand on elevated surfaces? Pat and Bella share the Top 5 drinking tips they would give to their younger selves.

    Top 5 Kids Cartoons We'd Remake In 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 52:33


    Pat and special guest Nate Reinhart (Nalterdeeds) reflect on the wonderful cartoons they watched as kids and which of them they would like remade in 2021. Whether it's rebooting the story, making it live-action or completely changing the show, Pat and Nate try to get as creative as possible with their remakes.

    Top 5 Things We Forgot Happened In 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 63:54


    2020 felt like the longest year of our lives and you may have forgotten ALL the happened during it. Pat and Hayley join forces to reflect on some of the big events that you forgot happened in 2020.

    Top 5 Ways To Fix The Bachelorette

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 41:51


    Patrick shares his thoughts on how he could improve the bachelorette/bachelor if he ran the show. From bringing back certain guests to changing the structure of the entire show, Pat truly uses his imagination to fix this flawed show.

    Top 5 Saddest Things You Can Do

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 66:00


    What fun is life if you aren't able to look back on it and laugh? Patrick and guest star Jay Slaske join forces to evaluate some of the saddest things a human being can do and what makes these things so funny. From eating McDonalds alone to just sitting in the shower, there's no end to the amount of sadness this episode contains.

    Top 5 Songs I Never Need To Hear Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 59:51


    Danny returns for our 20th episode! We all have songs that when played make us want to jump out of a moving car. Whether overrated, overplayed and just damn annoying, Danny and Pat recollect on the Top 5 songs that drive them absolutely crazy.

    Top 5 Thanksgiving Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 49:01


    Patrick sits down to discuss one of the most overlooked movie genres of all time: Thanksgiving movies. You may not think this genre of film even exists but Patrick has prepped a list of 5 movies to change your mind. Happy Thanksgiving from Top 5!

    Top 5 Low-Key Turn Offs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 69:35


    Everyone has those weirdly specific things that turn them off. We're hoping this episode lets you know you're not alone in feeling that way! Patrick and guest Maddie Stokes sit down to share the top 5 things that low-key turn them off when connecting with a romantic partner.

    Top 5 Shows We Watched On Sick Days

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 59:43


    Your temperature has reached 100 degrees. You feel dizzy, maybe even nauseous! Your parents let you stay home from school and you finally get to watch daytime TV! What do you pick? Patrick and guest Collin Dobin will fill you in on their top 5 picks. These are the top 5 shows we watched when we got to stay home from school.

    Top 5 Halloweentown Vs. Hocus Pocus

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 45:04


    A BATTLE EPISODE! Halloweentown or Hocus Pocus? Which is the better Halloween movie? Tune in as Patrick and guest Sarah Bergen go head to head and each give 5 reasons why their pick is the quintessential Halloween film.

    Top 5 Things All Post Grads Should Know

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 44:29


    As Patrick drives from Minneapolis to Milwaukee to visit his alma mater, he reflects on the things he WISHES he had known after college graduation, the things he had to learn the hard way and what post grads can do to make the best of their first year as independent adults.

    Top 5 Tarot Card Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 57:05


    Listen close and you will see, what could Patrick's future be? And in his past-life we may find, the answers that he left behind! Joined by Jay Slaske, Patrick sits down for an authentic Tarot card reading to learn more about his past, present and future!

    Top 5 Worst Treats To Get On Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 39:08


    Sometimes the TREAT can be just as bad as the TRICK. Olivia Menzia of Liv A Little Ice Cream joins Patrick to discuss the top 5 WORST treats that you can receive when going door-to-door on Halloween. Have a bowl of candy ready while listening because this episode will make you hungry!

    Top 5 Roommate Pet Peeves

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 55:31


    Living with someone isn't easy. Living with Patrick is even harder! That's why today's special guest is Patrick's own roommate, Sarah! What are the top 5 things that make someone unbearable to live with? Patrick and Sarah have the answers.

    Top 5 Reasons Why Dating During COVID-19 Sucks

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 29:27


    COVID-19 may have put a damper on your dating life but we're here to grieve with you. In his first solo episode, Patrick will walk you through all the reasons why finding your soulmate may be the hardest thing to do during a pandemic.

    Top 5 TV Shows We Wish We Could Live In

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 55:00


    Turn your TV to Channel F-U-N and imagine a world separate from your own!Join in this journey with Pat and Danny as they discuss their personal favorite fictional television worlds they'd like to live in.

    Top 5 Reasons National Treasure Is A Masterpiece

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 53:37


    The secret may lie with charlotte but it's NO SECRET that National Treasure (2004) is a national treasure. Tune in as Pat and Danny explore why this film may be the best action-adventure movie of 2004

    Top 5 Worst First Date Ideas

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 57:56


    They say that first dates are only awkward if you make them awkward but Pat and Danny believe that these date options will NEVER pan out well. Tune in to hear what first date ideas you should avoid if you're trying to impress your partner.

    Top 5 Sports That Shouldn't Be Sports

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 55:38


    In honor of live sports returning to our lives, it's time to take a look at which of them we'd prefer to never see again. Tune in as Pat and Danny (two non-athletic folk) try to tell the world which sports are dumb and which aren't.

    Top 5 Reasons Nacho Libre Is A Masterpiece

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 68:29


    You may not know a buttload of crap about Nacho Libre but WE DO. Join Pat and Danny as they recap their favorite guilty pleasure movie of all time! (SPOILER ALERT)

    Top 5 Jobs We Wanted As Kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 68:53


    From a daring magician to the Dark Knight, Pat and Danny reminisce on what jobs they most dreamed of having when they grew up. (Joined by special guest Sam Wilsdorf).

    Top 5 Horror Movies We Would Survive

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 49:34


    Would you survive in your favorite horror movie? Tune in to find out what movies Pat and Danny think they would make it out alive of!

    Top 5 Reasons This Is A Bad Idea

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 30:57


    TOP 5 IS BACK WITH PAT AND DANNY! Tune in to find out why this may not be the best idea of 2020...

    Top 5 Worst Tinder Bios

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 47:28


    Can you feel the love tonight? No? It's probably because you've got a terrible Tinder bio. Danny and Pat are here to help you solve all your self-descriptive woes.

    Top 5 Grade School Gym Games

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 42:46


    Take a trip into your childhood as Pat and Danny reflect on the gym games that truly transformed them into the men they are today. Who knew that Red Rover built such character?

    Top 5 Movies That Scared Us As Kids

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2019 51:12


    Our final episode! Thank you for all who have listened and have joined us on this thrilling ride! For one last time, Join Pat and Danny as they share the Top 5 movies that made them afraid of the dark!

    Top 5 Remembered Dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2019 41:33


    Attention all therapists and psychoanalysts! If you could listen to this episode and let Pat and Danny know what on earth is wrong with them, that would be incredible helpful! Thank you!

    Top 5 Low-Key Deal Breakers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2019 33:58


    With the help of Steph McArthur and Sarah Bergen, Danny and Pat try talking to women for the first time! From ripped jeans to remote hogs, join these four as they list the Top 5 picky things that ruin a good relationship for them.

    Top 5 Cringiest Moments In Our Lives

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2019 34:53


    An apple a day keeps the doctor away? More like a bottle wine a day...is probably not good for you...but ALSO keeps the cringe away! Join Pat and Danny are they un-cork a bottle of wine to rehash some of their cringiest moments that still haunt them.

    Top 5 Fictional Foods We Wish We Could Eat

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2019 36:49


    With special guest Sam Wilsdorf, Pat and Danny tuck in to an extravagant meal of their favorite fictional foods from movies, books and television. It's best to listen to this episode on a full stomach because you will leave hungry!

    Top 5 Reasons Thanos Wiped Out Half The Universe

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2019 21:08


    In honor of Avengers: Endgame, Patrick and Danny take a therapeutic look into the REAL reasons that Thanos snapped half the universe away. THERE ARE NO SPOILERS FOR ENDGAME IN THIS EPISODE!

    Top 5 Things I Wish I Had Gotten For Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2019 31:57


    Join Danny, Pat and (special guest) Will Gately as they recant some of their most disappointing Christmases to date. Spoiler Alert: They all wanted a puppy.

    Top 5 Movies That Should Be Remade By The Muppets

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2019 42:50


    You ever hear the saying "The Muppets make everything better"? Well, this episode is here to prove that point!

    Top 5 Worst Netflix and Chill Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2019 33:00


    Who knew that ruining the mood was such a fun past-time for Patrick and Danny. Listen closely as they take a deep dive into all the shows they believe should be avoided when spending time that special someone.

    Top 5 Most Influential Children's Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2019 34:53


    Listen closely as Patrick & Danny rank off the shows that affected them most as children! It's time for a blast from the past on this episode of TOP 5!

    Top 5 Worst Songs To Make Out To

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2019 30:29


    Tune in as Patrick C Hardie & Danny Pankow share some terrifying hypotheticals as to what the worst songs to make out to are! Make sure you avoid these songs when things are getting steamy!

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