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Marvel or DC? Nintendo or Sega? Freddy or Jason? Are these questions that you already have an answer to? Then you may be a nerd. Join fellow nerds Ryan, Brooks, Tyler, and Dan as they talk about the latest nerd news and reminisce about their respective nerd pasts in the flagship podcast of the relau…

Topless Robot


    • Jun 21, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 9m AVG DURATION
    • 151 EPISODES


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    #140 - Defective Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 73:56


    IT'S A WEEK LATE AND WE TOOK THIS WEEK OFF FOR FATHER'S DAY OMG ENJOY OLD NEWS See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #139 - Gentrified Braincells

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 82:07


    IT'S A NEW SET! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #138 - God, I've run out of titles and I'm releasing this too late to be witty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 67:18


    Hey! It's a late episode right before an on time episode! What did we talk about in this? God, I don't know. Some stuff, I'm sure. This is for you, superfan. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #137 - I'm Thumbing

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 69:37


    The boys talk a lot about Resident Evil 8 and Thumb Wars and the difference between Steve Odekirk and Bob Odenkirk. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #136 - Returnally Greatful

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 72:58


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    #115 - Bepis

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 76:49


    The boys talk about Mortal Kombat, the potential sequel, and what fighting game deserves a hollywood blockbuster take in this, the 135th episode of I Can't Believe They're Still Doing This. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #134 - The Dick Meat Is Resilient

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021 105:52


    The boys talk about dick meat and resident evil. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #133 - Low Energy Pod

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 61:56


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    #132 - Nostalgia is a Prison and You're the Jailor

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 81:03


    TW: Jokes about stillborn babies towards the end of this episode. If that is a trigger for you, it may be best to skip this one.Again we had some recording mishaps, apologies for the lower audio quality. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #131 - A Lack of Khanfidence

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 89:25


    The boys are FINALLY back to in-person podcasts. The flow is so much better than discord calls. Also, Tyler gets sprayed A LOT. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #130 - Falcon and the Justice League

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 76:50


    We're still here. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #129 - Truckstop Blowjob

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 70:26


    It's fine you don't read this. Honestly. I don't mind. Just listen to Ryan, Brooks, Dan, and Kalen talk about stuff instead of helping mend description guy's ruinous life. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #128 - Paramount Plüs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 67:35


    I don't even know what to put here anymore. My marriage is in shambles. My kids can't make eye contact with me. But sure, listen to Ryan, Brooks, Tyler, and Kalen talk about games and media. No one ever asks, "How's description guy?" See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #127 - Enter The Spiders Dan

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 69:19


    You're not even reading this, are you? ARE YOU? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #126 - I'm Pettier Than You Are, I'm Going to Win

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 69:12


    Ryan, Dan, and Brooks talk about the nintendo direct and blizzcon in this one. Probably some more things, I think. I don't know. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #125 - A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Star War

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 69:13


    Ryan, Dan, and Brooks talk about Gina Carano, video games, and other stuff. If that's your thing or whatever. I'm not your dad.OR AM I? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #124 - Those Butts Were Important to the Plot!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 76:12


    Brooks, Tyler, Kalen (ish), and Ryan talk about M(ass) Effect and other things. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #123 - STONKS

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 74:13


    Ryan, Tyler, Brooks, and Kalen talk about stonks, wandavision, The Little Things, The Medium, Cyber Shadow and a bunch more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #122 - Thicc Amazonian Vampires

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 77:22


    Ryan, Brooks, Kalen, and Tyler talk about the inauguration, celebrity deaths, Resident Evil Village, and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #121 - A Whip Made Out of Slim Jims

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 76:49


    Brooks, Dan, Tyler, and Ryan talk about Wandavision, are disenchanted by Disenchanted, and imagine mods for the upcoming Bethesda-developed Indiana Jones. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #120 - Your Racist Parents' Nazi LARP Ended Poorly

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 66:59


    This is a politics heavy episode. If that's not your bag, skip this one. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #119 - Welcome to 2021!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 66:53


    Ryan, Dan, and Brooks struggle to think of noteworthy from the past two weeks. Somewhere there's a podcast here. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #118 - So long, 2020!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 67:11


    The whole crew is here as we talk about Cyberpunk woes, and dance to Ryan's new song. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #117 - The Cocaine Just Turns to Ash in my Nose

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 99:05


    Cyberdoop 2017-7 is making the internet mad. Disney owns everything. Some Game awards happened. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #116 - Gaming the System

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 67:09


    Tyler's computer won't turn on, Kalen disappears without explanation, but Brooks, Ryan, and Dan all carry on and talk about things that are relevant to your interests, I assure you. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #115 - Uri Gellar's Spoon Golem

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 85:25


    Ryan, Tyler, Brooks, Dan, and Kalen talk about Uri Gellar, Darth Vader, getting old, and other things in this episode of the Topless Robot Podcast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #114 - Mandahugankissalorian

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 72:35


    The boys are fewer in number, but not opinion See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #113 - WELCO METOT HENEX TLEVEL

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 62:21


    The next generation has begun, and Ryan has some words about that. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #112 - Fox News is just WWE for Boomers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 85:07


    The full team is back to joke about the election and vidja games. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #111 - Nintendo in the cloud

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 62:05


    Ryan, Kalen, and Dan talk about nerdy things. Whaddya want? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #110 - If 2020 was a Creepypasta

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 88:36


    Alex Hutchinson has some hot takes, and hopefully doesn't have a job anymore. Silent Hill is coming. Batman Beyond with Michael Keaton may be happening? And Ryan reads a spooky story to get you in the mood for the season in this episode of the topless robot podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #109 - 2021 is the year of Terrify Tyler

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 78:42


    It's the season we would normally be terrifying Tyler, but we have a unanimous vote among the TR staff that to make up for it, we will be terrifying Tyler all of 2021. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #108 - What does TMJ sound like?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 84:03


    Ryan, Kalen, Tyler, and Dan talk about a bunch of stuff. I don't know. Tyler erased my brain by making me listen to his jaw. Oh wait, we talked about Pasmophobia, that was pretty fun. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #107 - Thirty-Five Marios

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 72:25


    Kalen, Brooks, Ryan, and Tyler talk about Mario 35, Crash Bandicoot 4, and struggle to remember something good that happened this past week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #106 - 2 years of TRP

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 97:07


    Ryan, Dan, Kalen, Brooks, and Tyler talk about the bethesda purchase and a whole lot more See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #105 - Justice for Mushu

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 88:15


    Kalen, Ryan, Dan, and Tyler talk about the Playstation 5 showcase, the nintendo direct mini, super mario all-stars, and bits of Mulan. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #104 - Chaos Emeril

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 74:47


    Ryan, Tyler, Brooks, and Dan talk about Ubisoft, childhood recklessness, and all kinds of other stuff in this episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #103 - Call Me When You Can Shred The Gnar, Poser

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 72:27


    Dan, Brooks, Ryan, and Tyler talk about Tony Hawk and the pro skating, The Boys season 2, Mario's 35th anniversary, and a whole lot more in this episode of the Topless Robot Podcast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #102 - STATION

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 80:31


    Kalen, Ryan, Dan, and Brooks talk about Gamescom 2020, Bill and Ted face the music, Chadwick Boseman, and Gary Busey in this episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #101 - FANDOME

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 86:19


    It's a DC-full episode this week as Dan, Ryan, Brooks, and Tyler talk about a few of the things revealed during Saturday's DC Fandome event. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #100 - 100 Episode Celebration!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 82:59


    Dan, Brooks, Tyler, Ryan, and Kalen look back at 100 episodes of the Topless Robot Podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #99 - OUT OF CONTROL

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 76:14


    The episode that almost didn't happen. Dan and Brooks couldn't make it so Kalen fills four shoes as he joins Ryan and Tyler to talk about Mulan, No Man's Sky, Bill and Ted 3, and the resurgence of Drive-ins during the COVID times. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #98 - Bluetooth DVD

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 73:40


    The guys talk about ghost of tsushima, paper mario, the analogue pocket, and more! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #97 - Beber Bolybeaux

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 77:44


    The guys talk about Regis Philbin, Halo Infinite, Halo, Peter Molyneaux and his trail of broken promises, Fable, and the recent Nintendo asset leak. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #96 - I Don't Believe in Meat Loaf

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 80:46


    Dan is back and the guys are talking about ridiculous collector's auctions, project xcloud, kanye west, and more. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #95 - Poopwhip

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 72:11


    Dan is still traveling, so Kalen joins the boys as they struggle to come up with anything memorable over the past week. Devolver did their normal devolver thing, which is always fun. I don't know. There's more cases of coronavirus than ever before. So.. Yeah. Welcome to the apocalyptic hellscape you always read about. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #94 - CHUD

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2020 79:20


    The boys have no guest this week as they talk about butt-chugging cheese, a gritty Luigi movie, Hamilton, and more. Also, we have a soundboard now! I'll admit, things went a little off the rails in this one. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #93 - Vanity Difficulties

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 82:59


    Dan is back! And Kalen joins the boys for a serious conversation about Adventure Time and Power Dynamics in relationships. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #92 - Batteries Not Included Doesn't Get Enough Credit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 83:39


    Another Danless pod as the boys talk about The Last of us 2, Final Fantasy X, The Switch Burnout Paradise remaster, and then go on a tangent about Short Circuit and problematic Fisher Stevens that lasts pretty much the rest of the episode. ENJOY AND HAVE A HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #91 - Bring Back Minidisc! ft. Street Cleaner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 102:04


    Street Cleaner joins the boys to talk about the PS5 reveal, the upcoming Street Cleaner game and outdated formats in this episode of the Topless Robot Podcast See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    #90 - Nubbin Rubbins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020 80:21


    This is a pretty Black Lives Matter heavy episode. It's hard not to be right now. This is your warning, if you're in the All Lives Matter camp, just unsubscribe. We're not making content for you. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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